Valerie, Adrienne, and the movie go bust

Rating: Null/10 (26 August 1999)

Big-bust enthusiasts will greatly appreciate Adrienne Barbeau's mostly-unzipped outfit, and a nifty cameo by Valerie Perrine as the only cop who slows her down. (Since the movie is rated only PG, it skips the obvious next step in the Perrine-Barbeau fantasy, in which Adrienne would use more dramatic measures to worm her way out of a ticket.) The rest of the movie plays like a car-crash version of "The Love Boat," in which aging stars amuse themselves with supposedly hysterical cameos. (Aging Rat Packers Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jr. scrape the bottom of the barrel as bogus priests.) Why do the bustiest stars always appear in the wor