Writing this at the same time i'm supposed to watch this f'''ing crap

Rating: 1/10 (3 August 2016)

Don't waste your time, let alone any money on this pathetic drivel! Consider yourself warned!
I found more entertainment writing this review whilethe movie was still running. If i could leave a review shorter than 10 lines, it would read as following: This is the worst, most disappointing, scary-movie try- to-hack-off piece of sleepover-pillowfight-bullcrap attempt at horror, or parody thereof, movie i have seen in years. And by "years", i mean 2-3 freaking decades of years.
Beyond the above mentioned statement of mine; Consider this line and everything below it, as mere filler to get my warning validated, and punched trough, to warn people against this sad piece of crap.
2/10..no, 1/10.. barely! I had to change the score down a peg because this movie made me feel bad about the score i remembered having put on bloody Tusk earlier this year!
I can't ask for my money back; I want the time i spent watching this s**t back!
There is no "Fantasy", no "Horror", and most certainly no "Mystery" in this movie! There is "no clever twist", "poignant parody", or some kind of "clever, deep, reflected and intelligent criticism of horror movies" to be found in this crap!
If someone puts 10 stars on this movie, it has to be because they are either paid a decent amount of money to do so, or because this is the first movie they've seen, ever, in their entire life!
If you are going to watch this, have a backup movie at hand. And by that i mean another copy of this movie, because you are likely to smash whatever disc this one came on; And also have a third disc ready, with something else on!
And i know bad-good. But this is just bad-bad. It's just..so...damn sh''tyyyyy. !!!