Inspired!

Rating: 8/10 (18 August 2012)

This isn't exactly a horror movie - it's a movie about horror movies. It has horrific elements, but isn't traditionally horrible. It has comedy moments but isn't entirely funny.
What it is mostly is a self-examination of the moronic desire for formulaic satisfaction of a certain kind of ur-human cretin - referred to in the film as the "Ancient Ones". You know who they are - they bay at the movie screen when the marines kick that alien ass, they hiss and throw popcorn at the comedy evil genius.
If you believe the greatest concept in modern horror-movie production is the screening of badly-shot, poorly edited film purporting to be from a camcorder found next to a dismembered corpse then you should avoid this film.
If you are the kind of idiot who was actually disappointed to find that this wasn't really just a film about a bunch of American teen mannequins being horribly murdered in the woods then this isn't your film.
If you are a witless imbecile who finds thinking about a film while you're watching it makes your brain hurt then this film isn't for you.
This film isn't FOR you: it's ABOUT you. YOU'RE the horror.