Less of a Horror, more of an Action-Dark Comedy

Rating: 1/10 (4 January 2015)

Cabin in the Woods starts off as almost a stereotypical 80's horror movie as its name implies. However, as it frequently tells you, this has all been done before. It's almost perfect in that regard, but the climax really bothered me. It was the monsters. Instead of fighting amongst themselves, they all worked together to kill the humans. Most of the monsters weren't even the same species! Some of them were human! Why didn't the snake eat the monsters!? This is a very glaring problem! Also, and this is the biggest problem of all, Why the heck is there a button that opens all of the monster containment units at once!? Anyone with half of a brain would never allow such a button to exist! Plus,there was no password either! It's just flip a couple of switches and press a button! Who designed it that way!? That just ruined the movie for me!