A real review. Not from the makers or the easily led.

Rating: 1/10 (26 August 2012)

How else could this get a good score? Plenty of keyboard tapping around the world imo from dubious sources. Lemmings see the high score and are scared to say they don't like it, for fear of being told they are mentally slow.
I couldn't wait to see this. Good horror movies are hard to find and having heard the nods towards 'evil dead' and seeing the high ratings...I couldn't wait.
Finally got to see this the other night and...what a let down.
Comedy you say? Well, excuse me whilst my sides split. I didn't laugh once.
Horror? About as scary as Scooby Doo.
In fact about as intelligent as Scooby Doo.
In fact this IS an episode of Scooby Doo with gore.
The acting was 'B' movie standard and I couldn't stick it out. I tried but with 10 mins or so to go..I was bored and a bit confused. I knew that these kids were being sacrificed to some kind of demon by the lab dudes but I didn't care.
The movie just became more and more ridiculous and not in a good way.
Some critics bang on about the movie being on 3 levels of the gods are us, the audience. That the control room is the directors and blah blah blah.
Who cares? It's an awful movie! If I made a movie with a 'deep' (lol) meaning but the movie was total plop...you fools would lap it up!
This is not a time for beard scratching and trying to find deep meanings. This is Scooby Doo. Next they'll tell us that Dumb and Dumber is actually about the thoughts of north Korean political prisoners during the 80's.
For those saying only those with an IQ of over 80 will like it....never in my life have I heard such sanctimonious piffle.
YOU ARE THE FOOLS!
Those who fooled many of us into watching this garbage should refrain from reviewing movies on here and take up a new hobby like base jumping or something really, really dangerous.