Bloody Awful

Rating: 5/10 (1 May 2012)

Well I have just returned from watching this film and boy was I disappointed. First off, just the opening title was so low budget, I think TV advertisement pays out more. I love nothing more that a good Horror and especially nothing more better than a slasher / spoof /black comedy horror, but this was just plain Bloody awful. The twistwas ...your left waiting for one. The whole 5 teenage going to a cabin for Sex, Drugs, drink and just plain goofing off is starting to wear thin and this bunch really do not cut the mustard. First off we have the "whore" well I have seen worse behaved nun!! The druggie is getting high on weed yet the munchies just never happen. The Jock is just not tough enough and the 2 goodie two shoes are just plain boring. The whole Gotta have sex, boobs and a wager on the whole thing was not believable and the two goofballs in charge of the whole operation were just creepy in the sense of perverted rather than horror creepy. It all got too predictable and there was not one decent jumpy scene, the only time I sat up in my chair was the purge part and then that ended before it began, and before you knew it we were at a part where the most famous actress in the movie was on screen then killed straight off. The we came to the very lame ending where we were greeted yet again with a very cheap final credit "Cabin in the Woods" looking like it had beenscribbled on the screen.
All in all i am gad I went to a Cheap night viewing where seats were £3.95 as anymore and I would have asked for my money back.