Why Does This Film Exist?

Rating: Null/10 (11 December 2013)

All horror film story lines are the same these days; a few teenagers go out to a remote holiday cabin with no communication with the outside world and decide that they have to fight whatever it is that's trying to kill them all until they die one by one. What made this film worse than all the others is the fact that it concentrated so hard on having a terrible, cliché story line.
This film is a disgrace, and it is an insult to all good horror movies that "The Cabin In The Woods" was even advertised as a scary film. It wasn't even remotely scary, in fact the only time it made me jump was when the credits started rolling and I jumped out of my seat to be the first to leave the cinema.
To summarise, the story line made literally no sense, the acting was weak and I'm still laughing at the fact that this film was categorised as a "horror". Thoroughly disappointed.