Worst...Movie...Ever!

Rating: 1/10 (16 April 2012)

That could almost be the end of the review it was that bad! Rating it a 1 is too high, but negative numbers is not an option. It started out different and seemed like it could have potential, but all of that "potential" quickly was replaced with unrealistic bull! From the ginormous growling completely CGI snake to the strange guest appearance by Sigourney Weaver explaining that they need to sacrifice a virgin to satisfy the Gods or the world is going to end it just kept getting worse. Movie was stupid, fake, unrealistic, and just god awful. I actually fell asleep twice in my seat and only woke due to the loud parts in the movie. I was really excited to see this movie, but after seeing it I would have had a much better night counting grains of sand. If I could go back I would stop myself from seeing this awful piece of crap poor excuse for a movie! I also want to point out that I was not expecting a cliché horror movie about some masked psycho picking people off one by one. I think that the storyline had some real promise, but they just took it too far to be even remotely believable. For a movie release in 2012 there was far too much fake looking scenes and characters. The whole feel and vibe of the film for me was just lost very early on. I was extremely disappointed.
Hope this helps someone else not waste 2 hours of their life that they will definitely want back!