Definitely NOT Ready for Primetime

Rating: 3/10 (11 November 2012)

What a major misstep from Whedon. This junk wasn't even a horror film. Rather it was a lame cartoon. First too much time is spent on getting the thing underway and even when it does, the very original gimmick is revealed - if not explained - right from the beginning of the action so as to utterly kill off any suspense or surprises and reduce it to a level somewhat below the typical slasher flick.
No tricky twists. No suspense. No real emotions. Unceremonious deaths. Creatures were mostly shown so dark and rapidly cut that they weren't particularly interesting. The only reason I gave it 3 stars instead of 1 was it's dark quirky sense of humor. Even the gore was silly.