Most Stupid movie ever

Rating: 1/10 (15 June 2013)

I can't believe that I just saw such a retarded movie. I wanna kill myself for doing such a stupid thing.
Nothing makes sense in this movie. Can somebody explain to me where Marty found that stupid cigarette at the end of the movie? And why it is even more difficult to kill Dana and Marty than to kill the zombies?
Despite by being attacked by the wolf, zombies, blah blah, Dana doesn't even have a scar on her. What is the basement about? Why God is a big hand? Does the director of the movie even has a high school degree? Or he's just totally retarded?
I feel so bad that I wasted 90 min in my life watching this movie. I would rather watch the real housewives in New Jersey !