The key is to not take this seriously.

Rating: 9/10 (24 November 2012)

This movie is fantastic. The movie was meant to not be taken seriously. Any movie with a unicorn stabbing victims and a merman is just fantastic. Cabin in the Woods was okay, until they got down into the basement classified area, then the whole plot exploded, and no one gives a poop, because what's happening before their eyes is so fantastic, it just overrides their awesomeness capacity. And the end. A giant freaking hand engulfing the entire planet in darkness? Yes please. The plot may be terrible, but I didn't notice. I was too busy laughing my buttocks off. Watch this movie. Watch it long and watch it hard.