The Best Movie Ever for Horror!!..What a bunch of terrible reviews saying it sucks...What you been smokin? Not Us.

Rating: 10/10 (13 November 2013)

The ones that are smokin are the ones that say this movie sucks or is bad or worst movie ever. Probably the people that think PG-13 horror is the movies to see. What the? That is why they are PG-13, is because its for 13 and under, DUH! Man you are stupid bunch of turds.
Simple fact that people over 13 and are adults are not really grown up yet if they think a PG-13 is scary. You need to get out more. So F*cking lame that people say those are better than these kind of movies or rated R and Unrated ones.
I personally think that all the bad reviews of this movie, those people probably have a stash of the movie somewhere to watch on their own time, because they get bullied by others if they like the movie, and sounds just like kids, and what they would do is bully others. They actually love the movie, but instead of bullied, they come on this site and say it sucks so no one would know they actually love it.
I am not scared of anyone knowing I love the movie. I would actually recommend it. I am not going to take some stupid crap from others saying its a bad or worst horror movie or say its not even a horror, when it is. Also for those saying its not horror, its just gore, and horror is not gore is just stupid too.
Look up the definition of horror dummies. It says gore or disgust is in the definition. Most of the people that tear movies down are the child. Children are the ones or wimps that say PG-13 is better than the rated R or Unrated horror movies, and are not the true horror fans that watch them and love them. They should not be called fans of horror in no way at all.
Anyone over the age of 13 and watches those PG-13 horror wanna be horror movies and screams like a teenager girl even if they are male, are just plain need to taught how to be a man, and stop playing with dolls. Get out of you closet and be the man you should be.
Same goes for all the bad reviews of this movie.
What really is stupid too, is the fact there are people that review on this site and never use the rating at all. Dumb as anything could be for that. Really, you know if you don't rate the movie, that it won't affect the rating at all, up or down. It does nothing to it. That is how stupid you people are for not rating it.
This is going to be my longest review ever, because these bad reviews from dumb *sses are that stupid.
Keep smokin it up like Marty and saying this movie sucks.
One thing I did not like is minor was just the way it started slow. Yes, I like fast and gory get to the killing people off movies in horror. This actually started off slow. Hate me for that all you want.
Once they pick their rooms in the cabin though and that dare game it picked up nicely. For those that say this was the same as "The Evil Dead", its not. Different buy a lot. The scene where Curt and Jules were going to start going at it was great in the woods. It was kind of little slow even when they started being killed off one by one, by the Redneck Zombies.
Marty was dumb and smart, which is kind of dumb, but was sort of funny. The way they were killed off was funnier than Marty. My best part of the movie is when Marty and Dana go into the elevator, and see all the horror characters on the elevators rotating, and they unleash them to keep them from being shot by the swat team.
Once they were all released, the evil characters from other horror movies was a blood splatter fest. People that say this movie is gory is the ones that probably left the movie before it got to that point. Would be awesome if they made this movie Unrated. It would never happen.
The cameo appearance of the actress from Aliens, and Ghost Busters was a little off, but fit at the end fine. All in all, this was one of the best horror flicks out there, and heck of a lot better than any PG-13 so called horror movie, that should actually be called "Thrillers".
I recommend this movie to anyone, but there are haters out there no matter where you go.