No, it's not the horror you think. Yes, it's the best horror of the year.

Rating: Null/10 (21 August 2012)

Remember that part in Titanic when Kate spits on Billy Zane? Pretty funny right? Which is why Titanic is a comedy.
No.
I'm not going to spoil Cabin In The Woods for you. Yet, chances are, you reading this means you've already read too much. You know certain developments. You've scrolled down to the the trolls (comment section) and read how this is "THE WORSD MOVIE EVAR LOL NOT EVAN FUNNY I Wasn't SCARED OMG LOL". You've been told TWIST ENDING and JOSS WHEDON and MOST ORIGINAL and WORSD MOVIE EVAR again.
May I tell you something, tho?
We're lucky, but not lucky enough. Every now and again, we the horror fan/ aficionado / extremist / reluctant passerby are greeted to something new. Something fresh. Something that took everything we're so accustomed to and flip it on it's head. Apart from being awarded to a fresh, innovative take on the genre we so DEARLY love, they also spoil us rotten with gratuitous amount of blood, tits, cuss words, cheap scares, unintentional laughter and darkness, darkness, darkness.
Nope. I'm not going to review Cabin In The Woods, because you're going to thank me for it. Don't believe the bullshit, don't cave in to the hype. If you really, REALLY, enjoy horror movies... you're going to be in heaven.
If not, well hey...
isn't it funny?
Just like Titanic.