Rated C, for crap

Rating: 3/10 (11 April 2013)

I'll start with the obvious--as anyone can tell from the commercials, there is a cabin in the woods, some teens go there, stuff happens, but it seems that there are people controlling what sort of stuff happens. And that part is good--it is an original twist. But from there, the much awaited premier was a poorly acted, poorly lit festival of boredom and clichés. I hoped that towards the end, something might change, and it did--there was an interesting twist for close to 15 seconds before it, too, became boring and predictable. Don't waste your time with this one. And I say this as a big fan of Joss Whedon's other work. But if I had been in the theater with him while watching this, I would have taken my DVD of Firefly and beat him to death with it.