Better then The Power Rangers !

Rating: 3/10 (25 August 2012)

Fellow fellows,
Yesterday my imaginary wife and i decided to watch a movie that was just as abnormal as the relationship we are having, i guess the movie nailed the abnormal part. While watching the movie we ate mac and cheese which i never ate before, to bad i was making it up and macaroni is banned in my country.
Then i started watching the movie and my first thought was: Wow what a bunch of hipsters. You could tell from there faces they were probably to retarded to survive even without the evil god creatures. BANG! there it was 30 minutes into the movie some cliché looking zombie comes out of the ground like the freak she is only one arm and even more ugly then your girlfriend, she really reminds me why i'm scared of the Chewpacabra.(And i should be) PS, she brought her mom and dad, how sweet.
60 minutes into the movie all hell brakes loose, all the action you were waiting for is going to happen in such a short amount of time that all you can think of is, What the hell is going on. maybe if they would have used the monsters in a good movie it would have been super awesome.
finishing it with a final act as shitty as most of the newer movies, it was worse then the ending of ''the day the world stood still'' and that my friends is a very very hard task. It's even pretty similar to in some points. Cant they just thing of an ending perhaps next time, or a story to begin with.
Final conclusion: This movie is overrated and stupid, they took superb special effects and managed to make it into a stupid movie. If you did like this movie your either a hipster or just as brainless as this movie. During the writing of this review i threw up in my mouth just because i'm still sick and tired of watching this movie.
All other reviews are retarded, and if your still reading this your probably a Mormon. As for me i wont live for long cause i have a typing arm from all this typing, after all i'm not made of steel i'm made of corn.
Keep up the love for movies and don't forget to bring a towel. Suck my nipple,
Yfa,