I don't know what to think...

Rating: 10/10 (1 March 2013)

Let's start with what we generally think during a horror movie. WE are all convinced that there will be a moment, somewhere in the movie, that almost everyone dies. We all know that, because that's our reference, that's our representation. Because the progression of a horror movie is quite simple: A small group's going to an unusual, they split up, and die somehow. This movie is trying to comply with it. But this movie is adding a story in it. The whole concept changes, but this is changing the course of the horror franchise.
When I came out of the theater, I thought, what the hell was that? I mean, it didn't even look like a horror movie. Especially the ending. You're supposed to die, but if you're not dying, the world will end? It didn't make sense, but when I came home, it actually did.
The point is, we are all used to the ordinary, and that's what we expected here. Now read the title. "The Cabin In The Woods". Well, that's pretty transparent, but no, this whole thing is a joke. We are trapped in a f'ed up plot that doesn't relatives with "normal" horror scenes. And, to be honest, it's not a joke. This shows us how different things could be, and the stupidest thing can still entertain me.