Some people say it's good??

Rating: 1/10 (21 August 2012)

Wow. Some people actually think this is a good movie? All the good reviewers say that the "Old Gods" are actually us in metaphor form, but this is still a stupid premise. SO WHAT if the horror movie industry has stereotypes? People like to bring friends to laugh about a horror movie together. Or bring a date and hold each other, if just to shrug it off later with a sigh of relief that the horror wasn't that bad.
I didn't need Drew Goddard (director of this movie) to tell me these are stereotypes. I know that already going into the theater. I also didn't need him to waste my time with his own version of collecting a bunch of unoriginal stereotypes to further waste my time.