I Am So Lost Here

Rating: 1/10 (6 October 2012)

***May Contain Spoilers*** I must say this about The Cabin in the Woods...They tricked me. I rented it via PPV and was so happy. Got the family together and was really ready to look at a good horror movie. I thought of it as an up-to-date Evil Dead or something (Sorry Bruce Campbell for the insult).
Seriously, you couldn't have hired Bruce to help this movie. It was not funny, horror, or interesting. My mother was so bored that she fell asleep looking at it several times.
I was so mad that I was ready to cut it off and chalk it up as a lost but said to myself that I would see it through. Then it really got bad! It went from a normal scary done-million-of-times-before movie to what the heck just happen.
I heard someone refer to it as a SyFy movie but I had just got finish looking at something on SyFy before deciding to rent this movie and I was mad that I didn't say with their programing.
Please, wait for it to come out on TV so that you can tell everyone why you are passing by it as you channel surf. The movie is not good at all.
If they would have really put some effort into it and really tried to make the halfway point less fake then I might would give this a good review but I cannot and will not give this a good review even if you paid me to. I rather not lie.