How did I manage to watch this to the end

Rating: 1/10 (27 August 2012)

This film has to be one of the worst I've seen in a long time. I could have spent the 90 minute run time shovelling dog poo from all my neighbours yards with my hands and I think I would have had more fun. The film has an awful plot and contains nothing in the way of horror. Please save your money and your time and rent Titanic 2 instead because even that stinking turd of a film is several times better than this. Waited for the story to begin, sometimes they can be slow to start, it didn't! Predictable throughout, I was more entertained by the constant stream of gas from my wife's arse and yes the movie stunk far worse and my wife has really foul smelling gas. Yes this review is silly but the film is really that BAD. How this movie has 8 out of 10 is way beyond me I can only think they are reviewing a different film.
My score would be 0 out of 10.