An Overrated film and not as good as everyone Thinks.

Rating: 3/10 (27 November 2012)

I'm sorry to say i didn't like this film and if people don't like what i'm saying then tough because i'm Never changing my mind!. The sad thing about this film is it started off well but then it went down hill and just became to ridiculous for my liking.people say this film is a game changer,yet you have the same things happening in this film that you have in every horror film. you have a bunch of Cliché characters with Cliché situations and Characters that are too stupid to save themselves.people say that's the whole point! they're supposed to be stupid,the film is supposed to (mock) well i Disagre and that's that.
I will admit that i liked two of the main characters but the others i didn't care about. People say this film is suppose to be funny well i hate to burst their bubbles but it wasn't funny it was stupid and they were constantly trying to come across as funny but it just didn't work. we have so many ridiculous things happening in this film like for example these five collage students go to a cabin out in the woods and when they get there we find out that a bunch of people are watching them on camera! like a bunch of perverts!.what is this film suppose to be? a horror film? it seemed to me more like the Truman show!.
And for people out there that think i don't "GET" this film i'll have to point out your wrong because i did "GET" this film i understood everything that was happening but just because you understand something it doesn't mean you have to like it!. there are allot of films i "understand" i understood the Blair witch project film but i didn't like it! i thought it was Boring.Yes i got the "point" but it still sucked and its the same with this film,i didn't find it funny or scary i found it boring most of the time and the people that were watching from underground were idiots and the story was idiotic too,its about all these people that set all of these monsters onto the people at the cabin because they wan't the kids dead and we find out later in the film that they need a bunch of sacrifices in order to APPeace these so called Gods! otherwise they will destroy the whole world! and apparently in order for it to work they needed five specific people one category for each of them and oh how (convenient) these people just "happen" to be the ones they needed! so they try and kill them with a bunch of monsters that they have locked up underground and the students have to try and survive and escape.I will admit you get some good blood and gore in this movie but it takes more than lots of blood to save a movie! and to me this movie was just a mess!. what started out well just went down hill and spiralled out of control!. you get this one ridiculous scene in the film where this guy is on a motorbike and he drives over the edge of a cliff,slams into a forcefield and then falls in a crappy landing and he dies in such a stupid way and some people say that was suppose to be funny! well i'm sorry but i don't buy that i don't think that was supposed to be funny at all,how can a guy dying be funny?? it wasn't! and i don't care if he fell in a way that looked silly that doesn't make it funny! that makes it Dumb! and allot of the people were dumb too because one weird guy was staring at this creature in the water at one point in the film and when the creature swims away do you know what he says?.oh man! i didn't get to see my merman! get it merman? so instead of a mermaid its a merman!. Huh? what the hell was that? was that supposed to be funny? i didn't think it was i thought that was one of the dumbest things i'd ever heard!.that man must have been some kind of freak if he fancied a creature!, here's an idea pal get a girlfriend! and stop obsessing over ugly looking monsters! its weird!.
At the end of the film we get a lame fight in a cave between Sigourney weaver and our surviving Characters and they kill her and then do you know what they do after that? they sit down and have a smoke! then a giant hand comes out of the ground and hits the camera! and the world is destroyed! and that's supposed to be the big brilliant ending?. I hate to break it to people but that wasn't a good ending that's what you call a Bad ending! not to mention it was a Cliché ending! which made the rest of the film seem completely pointless! because the teenagers went through all of that stuff and fought all those monsters just for the world to be destroyed in the end anyway!.what a waste of time! if the world was going to be destroyed in the end then you may as well have done that in the first ten minutes of the movie and ended it there because they all die in the end anyway so what difference did it make?. people say the ending is "Clever" well i disagree i thought the ending was a (Cheap Shot) and very Deppressing!. the ending is NOT clever at all its disguised to look like its "clever" when really there was nothing clever about it,its the same rubbish we've seen in every horror film (everyone dying at the end). so once again for people out there that think i didn't "Get It" i obviously did "Get it" because i just explained it and my opinion still hasn't changed i still thought the movie Sucked!.