If you are excited please read first.

Rating: 2/10 (15 April 2012)

OK so I saw the ad for this movie on TV, and got all excited I also saw that it's rated 7.9 here!!! and thought yes 100% this is gonna be off the hook. Took my whole family to see it, thinking oh yeah I've got something real good lined up for you...
REALITY...
The movie is an absolute joke, people get stabbed in the back with hooks and knives n stuff and literally feel no pain (NORMAL PEOPLE) not to mention there are zombies in the movie: when I saw the zombies for the first time I thought OMG what have I done... But I let that slip thinking OK this is gonna get better...I didn't jump or get scared or get that scared feeling NOT ONCE! no fear factor whatsoever.
The only part I thought was interesting in the slightest is the ending idea which was probably the last 10 minutes of it...No engaging storyline, it also fools you; a black guy in the movie is a little concerned about the kids in the cabin talking about free will etc, which kinda makes you think oh he may be a good guy...wrong - turned out he was useless and just there to fill a gap that wasn't there in the first place - if you know what i mean ;)
My whole family thought I was a retarded to take them to this movie...I'm not even joking, they thought I was the dumbest guy ever, they literally hated me for it, because it's pretty much my fault they sat there for what...2 hours looking at ****.
What gets me is, how on earth people in this world gave this movie a 7.9 I will never understand, are you all that thick and messed up? Cabin Fever is better than this ******* piece of **** movie and Cabin Fever weren't that good (I gave it a 6/10)
TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THIS - THIS MOVIE IS FOR PEOPLE THAT FIND "THE KINGS SPEECH" AMAZING.
In other words people that pretend to like the movie just to satisfy their other half that it weren't a waste of money.
This movie is not worth watching on the toilet, it's that boring.