My GOD why did you make me see this ****

Rating: 1/10 (26 June 2013)

Is this some kind of a joke? Are there cameras that filming people's reactions and laughing at them or what? It was AFWUL! It was neither scary nor funny. I hated myself that I didn't leave the theater after the first 15 minutes.
The only scary and the best scene of the movie was the guy appeared suddenly at the old gas station. The movie is that bad...
Too bad I can't rate it less than 1.t was predictable from the start (why did that eagle have to hit the invisible boundary to the cabin? It made the later scene with the motor bike jump completely redundant). The acting was poor and even though the film may be satirical it is still painful to watch.
The only thing I do like is perhaps the idea of an ode to all horror films and horror characters, but if it is a parody than that wouldn't make sense.
I am just so surprised that this film currently has 7.9 / 10. Am I missing something here??? Unless you are from the new generation who loves nonsense bloody scenes and find them funny and somehow scary; STAY AWAY FROM THIS MOVIE!