Terrible terrible horror movie satire blah blah.

Rating: 1/10 (28 September 2012)

I am very confused as to what this movie was trying to achieve, it certainly tried many but failed as listed below.
1. Horror? Well no it wasn't scary in the slightest,(except in the beginning when an old man storms out of the gas station, but that wasn't even meant to be scary) sound was used poorly and the effects sucked and the story made no sense whatsoever.
2. Satire? Well it failed at that too, Tucker & Dale vs Evil was satire, this was perhaps trying at it at some points, but it was muddled with actual attempts at horror.
3. Comedy? All attempts of humor failed in my eyes, except for perhaps one joke, i did however laugh, but only because of how stupid it was, kinda like when a friend makes a terrible joke, but you laugh because it was so dumb.
4. Interesting Plot? Alright, the plot was bloody ridiculous unless you happen to believe in creationism and Egyptian gods, the plot didn't make any sense at all, it was just stupid, like the whole film.
This is the first time IMDb has given me such a horribly incorrect recommendation at 7.4 with 580+ reviewers, pure garbage this film is, don't even waste 2 hours on it.