Destroy all monsters indeed

Rating: 1/10 (8 March 2016)

"Bureaucratic demons hire an American firm to fulfill their young and stupid blood longings in order to avoid the apocalypse"
The main problem with this film is that it aims to reinvent the wheel, trough the less desirable way: the bureaucratic way. First, it creates a narrative dimension which establishes a series of clichés as a matrix that pretends to be a mythology ( "the cabin in the woods" itself, a "murderer clown", a "zombie family" or the " killer Tooth fairy ballerina ", they are not some kind of modern mythology, they are just ridiculous standard forms);
Second, all this narrative stodgy soup is placed over another layer - a high-tech management firm(American style), controlling these clichés - with all the "monster squad" being very real, not an induced hallucination, (which would be better), with an hilarious "release all monsters inside the premises" button included;
Third, revealing a third layer - and the third act -, in the form of an "altar ambiance" with a travesty vibe and Lovecraft's style pretensions, with (literally) a basement of "old demons" from another dimension, where the lambs are - the greatest of all the idiotic clichés - a bunch of stupid people - nihilistic by nature, flat as the script commands, and tossed into a scenario with label terms engraved in stone as "slut" or "athlete" and a famous didactic narrator included;
The result of this mess is a film that can only be conceived in terms of funding, thanks to the questionable reputation of the producer, who enriched with such kind of pasteurized, silly and sad banality. An adult telling a classic ghost story to a child, is more honest and effective than this atrocity that sincerely impoverishes the film industry with its narrative and enriches someone with another's stupidity.