Zero gore, a twist that was spoiled all along...

Rating: 4/10 (2 November 2013)

Young people on a weekend trip at a cottage get sacrificed the titans under the surface of the earth and Sigourney Weaver is lucky that some people are huge Alien fans.
Seriously, this movie missed the mark so badly, it's annoying. There was zero gore (except for the guy in the elevator scene), the movie kept making references to other movies but never kept up with the promises in terms of violence or blood. I found it extremely annoying, it's like pointing a finger at "Evil Dead" and then ...simply not delivering (the hellraiser clone looked like an idiot).
It was an extremely polished "satire" that tried to stay on a serious enough level to attract horror movie fans, but really I cannot imagine any horror movie fan finding it interesting, it just does not have anything to offer. The Evil Dead 2 was cheap but pulled the cynical spin off so much better.