It could be the best parody i've ever seen...

Rating: 1/10 (15 May 2012)

... instead unfortunately it is listed as horror film?!?!?! So I can not give it more than 1 star. I went to see the movie just because I found good reviews here in IMDb, so with this review i just want to help other people not to make the same mistake.
The film was so awful that after leaving the cinema i heard a guy suggesting to his friends that they should take an "oath of silence" about it, that nobody should ever know that they watched it. If it weren't for the last 15-30 minutes, the movie would be an ordinary pop-horror film (like scream), where things appear suddenly or without expecting it you would hear a very loud noise (so that it'll make you jump from your seat) etc. Added to that, you have some elements of splatter, cult, sci-fi and bad-acting-American-college-stupidity movie. (NOTE: i have nothing against the American college life, i'm just referring to the way it is presented in movies)
But then, the last 15-30 minutes come... I do not want to spoil anything for people who still want to see it, so i will just say this : everything escalated to such an outrageous ridiculous point that 90% of the spectators in the theater burst into laughter!!! And I saw this movie in a crowded cinema of 200 seats!!! After the first wave of laughter, people stopped being embarrassed/self-conscious and started expressing their thoughts out loud with a result of listening someone from the audience say for example : "Oh crap, even "the thing" from Adams family is guest-starring here". The end of the movie naturally found everybody in tears from laughter and me wondering if i should give more stars to other films i've rated badly in the past, because "Cabin in the woods" was either the best parody i've ever seen, or way beyond worse than everything else i've seen in my life.
So, if you want to watch a good parody, definitely go and watch this film. It's very entertaining (in a foolish way) and you'll feel your head lighter when you come out of the cinema. But if you're searching for a good horror film and you're considering "Cabin in the Woods" my advice is NOOOOOOOO!!! Better watch a cult flesh-eating-zombies film or a splatter/psychological horror movie like "Saw".