horrible horror movie or absurd boring comedy?

Rating: 2/10 (2 September 2012)

Not sure if Cabin in the Woods was supposed to be an horror movie or an comedy/satire movie. Yet, it fails both ways. As an movie expert, i must say that, in this film, the only derivation from horror it's the word to describe it: horrible. Unless you're a 13 year boy with a lot of SWAG and YOLO, this picture won't mean anything to you. In spite of having an original, different plot from the other horror movies, it just "goes bananas". And i'm just assuming that this was not supposed to be a comedy, because if it was, the word horrible isn't enough. The zombies, the unicorns, clowns, wolves... it's more cheesy than the cheesecake factory. The good thing about this movie is the runtime. If you don't want to see a movie that will take you 2 hours in front of the screen and make you think or discuss ideas after it, this is the movie for you. Pure lame, cheesy Hollywood entertainment right in your face.