Laughably bad

Rating: 1/10 (20 July 2004)

It's truly hard to believe how bad this movie is.
I literally was laughing out loud in many parts.
The script is atrocious, the directors (on the commentary) are full of themselves, the movie seems to last about 3 hours.
How bad is it? It's Dreamcatcher-bad.
When I bring my copy back to the video store I'm gonna have to let the clerk know that I expect them to look out for me in the future. Letting me rent movies like this, Secret Window, and others so dreadful, will make me shop elsewhere.
Avoid it at all costs.