My terrible little secret: I HATE THIS MOVIE!

Rating: 1/10 (19 August 2013)

Why am I the only one in my generation that hates this movie? For that matter, I hate nearly every John Hughes classic. I've never say anything to my friends, my family, even my wife!
But, I hate this movie above all other John Hughes's '80s teen movies.
I certainly do not expect anyone who stumbles across my little IMDb review to agree with me; I know I'm in the minority (I have no doubt that there are more people that believe 9/11 was an inside job and Obama was not born in the United States than genuinely hate this movie).
Why do I hate this movie? First, I probably review this movie every two years or so thinking that I may find myself at a point in my life where I may enjoy The Breakfast Club. Nope. Hated it every single time. The first time I watched this movie was probably in 1989. I was nine and indifferent to it - didn't really understand it. That was the last time I didn't hate Claire, Bender, et al.
I guess the single reason I hate The Breakfast Club is that I hate teenagers. I especially hate teenagers who think they are deep or that we can learn something from their existence. I hate teenagers who believe they are misunderstood and no one knows what they are going through. This movie is the essence of why I hate teenagers.