This Movie Is Boring!

Rating: 2/10 (5 August 2007)

Should be renamed "The Bourde Ultimatum" because it bored me to death. At least 80% of this is chase scenes. If that's all you want in a film, then by all means this garbage is your cup of tea. It isn't mine. Here's the synopsis; Bourne gets chased through buildings. C.I.A. tracks the chase. Bourne gets chased through crowded city streets. C.I.A. tracks the chase. Bourne chases hired assassin on scooter. C.I.A. tracks the chase. After scooter mishap, Bourne chases assassin on foot. C.I.A. tracks the chase. Bourne carjacks cop car - ridiculously long car chase ensues. C.I.A. tracks the chase... If that's a 'spoiler' (by revealing the entire 'screenplay') then sue me - I just saved you from watching one of the dullest 'thrillers' in the history of film.