Couldn't Be Much Worse

Rating: 1/10 (28 July 2004)

I am upset. The first was a wonderful work of Spy Movie Art. The second fell further than a penny from the Sears Tower. I wasted 5.25 on this pathetic overrated "movie of July." O well, no more movies by Tony Gilroy. I mean he is the devil who bore Armaggedon. :(
There were no kills by Jason Bourne. There was no sex scene. And there were only 3 hot chicks with bit roles. The car chase left me flacid. Expectations have never been more dubiously overrated. Ugh...
Matt Damon though did do a good job with a script and movie that I'm sure he couldn't really turn down. Not only did he get plenty of ducats but it WAS the sequel after all.