The good, the bad and the ugly

Rating: 5/10 (17 September 2004)

The Good:
Matt Damon is great. He rules the screen here, no doubt. Cool, but angry at the same time. Oscar time.
The action scenes are well done.
The film is very entertaining... mostly (see "the Ugly" below).
The Bad:
Don't blink, or you'll never figure out the impossibly convoluted plot.
It only shares the Title with the Book. Not a line is used, I kid you not.
One star is gone so fast, that..... well, no spoilers, eh?
The Ugly:
Did Blair Witch make you a little queasy? If so, when you get to some of the action sequences here, be prepared to either:
1. Knock back some Dramamine 2. Bring an airline sickness bag 3. Shut your eyes and imagine what's going on- or 4. Add you own "technicolour yawn" to the entertainment.
Honestly, these types of movies need warning labels!!