The Bourne Non-Entity

Rating: 3/10 (9 February 2013)

Semi TMI alert.
Time (we're constantly reminded): during the far superior Bourne movies- -numerous clips of which are provided. Meanwhile in another part of the Magic Kingdom of Evilonia, CIA mad scientists hope they'll cook up an army of Mutant X-Bournes by giving super-soldier serum to Flowers For Algernon wannabes. They mostly end up with 'roid-addicted, overly trusting and easily killed Mini-Bournes. But Jeremy Renner misplaces his meds and soon goes Rogue Pseudo-Bourne, pursued by Terminator-Bourne. Back at CIA Ops HQ, Edward Norton and Stacy Keach exchange terse accusations and launch drone attacks.
The result is the BOURNE NON-ENTITY: an imitation lacking only the script, story, direction, performances, editing, cinematography, stunt coordination, fight choreography, design, integrity or vision of the originals. One suspects the sequel will feature Spidey-Bourne & Hulk- Bourne vs Robo-Bourne.