I would love to have Mr. Bourne good luck (not the identity, please)

Rating: Null/10 (16 March 2003)

Do you remember being a child and playing with your friends and then you will come up with the desperate idea of making one of the toys fly to by ahead of the game by saying `This G.I. Joe is flyiiing.!!!' and then when your chums will disagree with you the reaction is even more desperate: `Yes It can fly, look it has wings or whatever.'.
This is exactly what you will see in this movie, one desperate attempt after another for stuffing the movie into the money-making frame in which you are not supposed to ask `how that could happened', `why should I believe this' and `I better put my brain in idle an let Hollywood teach me what a real hero is, for just $10 the ticket.'
You will love the feast of clichés so much, that you will feel disgusted that in 2003 you are still getting entertained for such flat and idiotic films. The romance in moments of rush, the CIA big flat screens on the wall, little texts telling you where things are happening. The whole nine yards.
The acting, well, you don't have to put a lot of effort into portraying a young man returning from severe amnesia (and 2 bullet wounds) like is recovering from a binge with the frat brothers the night before. Also, this hero doesn't have to worry about anything, he gets money out of nowhere, meets a beautiful lady as sidekick (with a perfect car for the chasing scenes in Paris' streets) when is time to flee, Has forgotten everything but knowing how to kill with a Bic pen exactly when the bad guys want to eliminate him. Yes, he is an assessing with a lot of good luck.
Is an action movie with unoriginal action, is a thriller without suspense and it is a romance without randomness.