THE BEST NAP I'VE EVER HAD

Rating: 1/10 (5 July 2003)

This stink burger was so boring it put me to sleep. I actually had a pretty good nap for about 15 to 20 minutes. The best part was the car chase with the Mini Cooper automobile. But now everyone is doing it...and it now sucks on toast! The only thing worse than a Matt Damon film is a Richard Gere film. Heaven forbid that Matt and Richard never team up. We'd have another target on the axis of evil list! Besides sucking wood chips...this film is boring, slow, poorly acted and filmed. Don't waste your time. Matt's pal Ben made a much better film. Check it out instead. Sum Of All Fears is the film that Matt Damon wishes he would've made. Sorry Matt, you will always be second banana! Third banana when J-Ho takes over. I give this turkey 0 out of 5 stars.