Stop! I'm Dizzy!

Rating: Null/10 (21 June 2002)

"The Bourne Identity" has the most annoying cinematography since "The Blair Witch Project."
The entire film looks like it was shot by a drunk with a Sony camcorder. Here's a cheekbone, here's a gun barrel, here's a fingernail. The viewer is assaulted by extreme close ups, and woosy from the endless panning. Fifty percent of the movie is blurred imagery.
Memo to Hollywood: this pretentious crap works well in a three minute dance video. It becomes something of an endurance test when served up in a stretch of 118 minutes. Pass the gravol.