The Ego has landed outside the bank

Rating: Null/10 (7 May 2002)

POSSIBLE SPOILERS--but if you cannot work out where this film is going,then you should go back to reading books. First let me admit that I actually like a lot of Kev's movies,even "The Postman"(must write a review)but lets face it,more fun slagging something off and with this mega-hit movie its not too hard. The acting-ok-ish-but they are getting paid a lot,so its the least they could do,having said that our Kev could have sent a plank of wood instead of bothering to turn up. The script-well its got words in it-please no I can't go on-please don't force me to say it-I must try to keep the job apart from our relationship-how can I be objective if I carry on sleeping with you-oh sorry getting carried away there.ok it is terrible. The whole thing is built around the premise that Kev is right and everyone else is wrong,actually starting to sound like a lot of his movies.He is of course the strong silent type(he saw the script)and our Whitney,she's in it,in case you did'nt know,is the liddle liddle girlie who should know better.This is like an old tv episode of "Cannon",he was always putting those youngsters on the right track as well, the production values look equal to a tv movie to me,so maybe thats where they got the grand idea. All in all a very good example of a superstar topping up the pension scheme and possibly the worst of Kev's movies. Having said all that,it is watchable,in a daydreamy sort of way. POSSIBLE SPOILER(but I dont really think so if you are over the age of twelve)Hero Kev gets shot,in the film,but don't worry,they don't hit his ego.