BWP: the shortened version

Rating: 2/10 (15 July 2006)

HEATHER "Hey, did you here there's a witch who kills people in a woods near the small town of Blair. Maybe we should investigate by spending a few nights there"
TWO GUYS "ok" later
ONE OF THE GUYS "hey lets make camp here. that would be better than walking about ten minutes back into town to find a motel or something"
OTHER GUY "Ye, i mean from the shot we filmed of the woods you can clearly see its about five trees deep, no way we could make it back"
That night HEATHER "I heard something outside"
GUY 1 "it was probably a deer or something" HEATHER "Don't be stupid, a deer in the woods, are you crazy"
Guy 2 "ye it was clearly the sounds of a mad serial killer witch aimlessly wondering the woods"
The next morning
HEATHER "Oh My God, one of the trio is gone"
GUY "which one?"
HEATHER "the one who isn't you or me"
GUY "which one is that"
HEATHER "i don't know, which one are you?"
GUY "I cant remember. None of us are memorable characters, the only reason anyone will remember who you are is cos you're the token girl"
Later
HEATHER "OH MY GOD! I found his tongue"
GUY "Are you sure its his?"
Later still
HEATHER "I can here that other one calling"
GUY "How his tongue was cut out?"
HEATHER "oh ye!, Lets investigate and put our selves in danger"
GUY "OK, let me get my heavy, hard to carry camera. That will help since at this point you would think we would have given up on the film idea as we are in grave danger."
then they die
THE END