"Dateline, 23/11/99... transmitting report..."

Rating: 7/10 (23 November 1999)

"Ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod, I am so SCARED! I don't know what's going on, help me somebody please! It's all gone so DARK! I can't see a thing and I can keep hearing rustling sounds. There's three people in front of me, two guys and a girl, and they keep shouting and swearing at each other and every time it gets dark SOMETHING HORRIBLE happens! I just know it will what was that? Oh my God, what was that? Ohmygod, sounded like someone slurping a drink, it must be a voodoo sign. Oh, I am so sorry that I brought myself into this! They just keep on shouting and shouting and swearing more and more and more and I'm so scared. I feel so sick, they're shaking all over the place and it keeps going black and white. They keep arguing about having lost a map, but they've filmed the map already, why don't they just rewind the tape and look at it? It's so desolate out here, I need to go to the bathroom but it's all so dark and I can't see a thing. What's that? Some lights have come on, I'm so SCARED! Some guy is telling me he's a "cinema manager" and the film's finished, it's time to go home. I tell him that I found it an anticlimax and that could I not have my money back but he's shouting me and telling me he'll call security unless I leave and I'm so SCARED"