My dog could have made a better film.

Rating: Null/10 (2 May 2000)

I hated this with an absolute passion! I felt nothing but contempt when I saw what all the fuss has been about. The film looked like it was shot by an epileptic having a fit on a trampoling. Lesson to all aspiring filmakers - don't try to pass off incompetence as being all moody and atmospheric. In the words of The Who, I "won't get fooled again"! A complete waste of time.