SAVE ME

Rating: 1/10 (18 January 2003)

I saw this film for nothing and i still felt ripped off at the end. I just wish I could think of a way of turning a bag of pants into loads of money.
It's really hard to find any words to say how bad this film is. I gather it's meant to be scary or spooky. Well Big Bird has got more tension in his alphabet song than the Blair Witch. How it worked for so many people, i do'nt know. It's a while since i've seen the film, so facts may be wrong but i'm not going to watch it again to correct them. Lets just say something like this did happen. You'd be up and out of that wood before you could say brown trousers. It's not something you'd stay for if you were actually there. Also when you're really scared, it's always the same is'nt it. Your camera sticks. It happens to me all the time. Please save me from these pointless films. Just don't spend your time getting involved with this garbage. Instead, watch the next one, where all the English politicians are chased round London by the Prime Ministers wife in 'Blair Witch, the Downing Street Dragon'