sticks may break my bones but $9.50 will surely hurt me

Rating: Null/10 (13 September 1999)

That's all it is - sticks and stones. What the hell is so scary (or creepy) about that?
Get over it already. It's not scary. It's not creepy. It's not good. I'll give you the last five minutes (out of fairness) but there's nothing else except leaves, feet and yelling (someone kill Heather already).

And to the BWP lovers who attack all detractors by simply repeating the mantra "You didn't like it because all you want is special fx, you uneducated/unhip masses" - that's not why. The film isn't good.
Also, it's okay not to like this film. No one's going to hold it against you.