All sizzle - no steak

Rating: 3/10 (5 February 2020)

To be remembered as a) a pioneer of the "found-footage" genre b) one of the highest ROIs in Hollywood history - and - c) a brilliant marketing campaign. Alas, when the film ends and the lights come up? You feel completely ripped off. And why is that? Because you were! This film is trash. There's a sucker born every minute - just ask the next adult who actually sits through this snoozefest with zero payoff.