If you like this movie, you are likely a threat to humanity

Rating: 1/10 (30 August 1999)

I have spent my 48 years searching for the one thing, the one single indicator by which we can decide, by which we find out who are the truly dangerous people amongst us. The Pol Pots, the Slobodan Milosevic's of the future. And here I have finally found the answer.
People who like Blair Witch Project are a threat to society. They will accuse the nice, normal non-malevolent humans they share this earth with of not being as intelligent as they are. They will accuse them of lacking imagination. They will decide that all others are hopelessly brainwashed by the merciless manipulators of Hollywood. They, their glorious selves, are ofcourse of sufficient mentality to be free of these pernicious horrors that afflict all others.
It is only a matter of time until they try to obtain the power to decide who shall live and who shall die. And who shall be sent to re-education camps until they LIKE the Blair Witch Project.
If you are one of these miserable people (such as Heather, Josh and Mike), please do all humankind a favor. Live your life, but make no attempt to obtain power of anykind. Love your families. Do not choose politics as a career. Be kind to your parents as they age. Do not become a teacher, a cop, a prison guard or a soldier. Get a non-descript gentle job that aids society but generally is non-threatening, such as working for the Post Office. Love your spouses, raise your children but try not to influence them too much.
If you violate these simple rules, the world will become a worse place. Unless the Blair Witch catches you first. The rest of us can only hope.