Do yourself a favor, don't waste your time

Rating: Null/10 (21 July 2002)

If this isn't the biggest load of cinimatic crap ever made, it's as close as we ever want to come to it. This film was made by amateurs on no budget and it shows. Scary? Not hardly. Videos of my niece's first birthday were more terrifying (and more artistically done). I found myself cheering for whatever was lurking in the dark , picking these morons off and begging it to hurry so this film, and the audience's suffering, would be over. Note to the makers of this film: there is probably a reason why you are amateurs. Get a refund on your film school tuition, go back to your rewarding careers in the convenience store and the car wash industries and leave film making to those who truly have the gift. On the suck scale of 1-5 vacumn cleaners(5 being the worst) this gets a 9.