What the!?

Rating: Null/10 (2 February 2001)

What's the point? How can anyone find running around the woods for an hour, waving a camera at the ground, shouting F**K every 5 seconds scary? You don't get to imagine "the unknown" because you end up with a headache!!!
The characters are pathetic in every way, you don't feel any sympathy for them, in fact, you want them to die! (especially Heather, who never wipes her nose!).
Why didn't they just follow the river? DOH!!! People who say this film is great and "better than a slasher because its different". All I can say is I don't like slashers as a rule, but slashers have LOTS in common: 1. They don't have a plot. 2. The characters are stupid and you dont care for them. 3. The acting is CR*P.
In fact, I'd pay for the Blair Witch Slasher, where Heather gets her guts ripped out! That I'd LOVE to see!
People will say I'm narrow minded because I'm not thinking of the unknown, I will say to those people YOU WERE CONNED!!! In all honesty I could make a far better film than this, in fact my home videos are 10 times better!!!
Not in any way scary, except for the fact that I paid MONEY to watch it! If you want something scarier, watch: Casper!