OH MI GOD, PLZ TELL ME THIS FILM IS NOT SERIOUS! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED 2 BE SCARED IN THAT? TOO BE HONEST, I HAD MORE OF A FRIGHT WATCHING PLAYDAYS!

Rating: Null/10 (26 December 2001)

*Spoilers* This film, has got 2 be the worst film ever! how, why, HOW could ANY1 possibly get scared from that? Some annoying, teenagers, with colds, are lost out in the wood, they find some stones outside their tent! (NOOOO PLZ TELL ME IT'S NOT TRUE! NOT THE STONES!) So, one of them decided, "hey, why souldn't i be really stupid and just throw the map away?" he obviously can't see any reason why this could be a bad idea, so he does! he throws the map away. CLEVER! Then, you'll never guess what happens next, the plot thickens, the teenagers wake up in the morning to find STICKS laying outside their tent! in a wood, THIS IS MADNESS, why the hell would there possibly be sticks, in a wood? So, as you can see, it's obvious that these poor teenagers, infected with the common cold, are being haunted by a witch! i mean, sticks and stones, you hardly need it spelling out to you do you? it's so obvious someone's planning to kill them! so, this film is a fright a minute! OR NOT! the only remotely scary bit in this film, is the part where, the girl (with a cold), is looking into the camera and snotting everywhere! yes, you really must see this film! NOOO! Do not go and see this film! it's two hours of your life which could be spent rearranging your sock draw! Afterall, it's gotta be more interesting than this bunch of poo! do not see it! no! no! no! no! no! no!