Absolute Trash

Rating: Null/10 (2 February 2003)

This has to be the crappiest film i have ever seen, and i have seen some bad ones. You are meant to believe that this is a real film showing documentary footage. The film is so badly shot it is impossible to make out what is going on. How it got the tagline a Horror film i will never know. The makers of this film should be ashamed to give this film the tag of Horror film. Maybe very badly made drama. If you can manage to stay awake until the end, the ending is as unclear as the start. I assume this got a 15 because of the swear words, i am sure it never got a 15 as a scary film. I know there is a Blair witch two but please, spare us Blair witch 3