A load of ill conceived baloney

Rating: 1/10 (15 December 1999)

I can't remember in a lifetime of seeing a movie a week anything so trashy and dull. Trashy because the camera work was worse than amateur it was appalling. Dull because the hack performances of the cast made me wince with embarrassment. The close up of our heroine desperately trying to squeeze out a tear as she farewells her family was painful. I was bored from the start of this collection of blurred, shaky, out of focus, unrelated and technically ghastly images. Half the way through I felt the film had to be going somewhere as it hadn't shown any forward momentum up to that time. I was sadly mistaken. It didn't.
It shows what people are willing to tolerate in their suspension of disbelief