Less there than meets the eye...

Rating: 1/10 (25 December 1999)

There seems to be as many people who like this flick as there are those who don't. Therefore, I have created the following probable profile of those who like it:
1. They read a certain men's magazine for the articles.
2. They prefer that most things be left to the imagination.
3. They believe in the tooth fairy and Santa Claus.
4. P. T. Barnum would have loved them all.
Here is my probable profile of those who don't like it:
1. They believe little they hear and about half of what they see.
2. Some people would call them cynical. They believe that all people's actions are motivated by self interest.
3. They do not want to be standing downwind of whatever a certain satellite provider's reviewer must have been smoking when he/she gave the Blair Witch Project three and a half stars...
4. P.T. Barnum would not have liked them very much...