Me, slagging off The Blair Witch Project

Rating: 3/10 (8 June 2000)

What a piece of tripe! A gimmick is a gimmick, but these pitiful con-men with their self-made Jiggle-Cam (TM) will get no sympathy from me. If you can bear the vomit-inducing vibrations, atrocious recurring dialogue, and despicable characters, the final 2 seconds of the film are actually quite good in a chilling kind of way. Is it worth it? NO WAY!!! I would watch ANY film in preference to this one, and that includes The Waterboy.