Total Crap

Rating: 1/10 (26 September 1999)

I estimate that I have seen an average of 200 movies a year for the last fifty years and this is the absolute worst that I have ever seen. There is nothing worthwhile in this entire film(?). There is nothing scary, nothing interesting, nothing clever, in fact totally nothing. Why anyone would say that they liked this movie is totally beyond imagination. Most of the people who gave it a good review must have been shills for the producer. It truly is total crap.