what a joke

Rating: 1/10 (17 August 1999)

This film is to movies what "The Bridges of Madison County" was to fiction. It's stupid and banal but worst of all, it's not even particularly scary. The worst part is having to sit there for 45 minutes waiting for something to happen while the main characters run around screeching at each other like insane twits. I must admit I probably would have found it more realistic had the movie taken place in a location where it is actually possible to stay lost for more than two or three days like, say, Montana or Colorado, but Burkettesville, Maryland? I can't believe you could walk around for a whole day and not run into a Tastee Freeze by lunch time.