Save your money!

Rating: 1/10 (10 August 1999)

If you've ever wondered what it would be like to see a film with truly abysmal acting and a storyline too weak for Saturday morning cartoons, this is it! "I'm cold, I'm tired, I'm lost, I'm scared" is more suitable for a bunch of toddlers on a field trip. I had high hopes, too! But it was utterly unconvincing. Don't believe the paid professional movie critics, that promise 'the film makers turned a liability into an asset' by using mere 16mm film and hand-held videocam. It's a crock! Imagine having to watch the very worst of America's Funniest Home Videos thrown into a blender with only the reaction shots of the victims in When Animals Attack, with all the predator footage taken out. As Porky Pig says: That's all, folks! A prime candidate for future parody and satire.