In Plain English, This Movie Is Garbage

Rating: 1/10 (11 February 2008)

Zero stars. An amateurishly shot cheaper than shoestring budget non-movie about three ultra obnoxious film students looking in the woods for a witch that may-or may not exist. That whiney girl with the group is possibly the worst no-talent "actress" to grace the screen since Pia Zadora. No thrills, no suspense, no real story, just a terrible idea for a film that dies in its own pretensions. These characters are so unlikable that you will be rooting for the witch! Avoid it like the Black Death- unless you can stomach these spoiled, obnoxious and vapid characters.This drivel inspired a sequel-Blair Witch 2- Book of Shadows. This review applies. These films are so rotten, they aren't even good for laughs. You just got 2 reviews for the price of one. Ding dong, the witch is dead!