What's all the fuss?

Rating: 3/10 (14 June 2005)

I don't know why I feel compelled to write on this movie, since it's been out a while and there are a zillion other comments, but Terry, my old roommate, used to brag about Blair Witch this Blair Witch that like it was the 2nd coming of horror. Well I finally netflixed it, and of all the horror movies I've seen (they're my favorite), this has to rank just about at the bottom. I may have missed something by not seeing this in the theater. Maybe it was the loud sound and size of the image that scared people? The story is paper thin. If you even call it a story. There's really nothing to it at all. I think the people who made this probably didn't even write a script and just went and made it all up as they went along. Maybe this movie was made by Europeans. But I think they were from Florida. Oh, who knows. On to better things. If you're reading this and haven't seen the movie - save the time and know this. The end sucks. There's no middle. There's no beginning. And it looks like it was filmed on toilet paper. Over and out.