Useless Spook Movie

Rating: 1/10 (4 December 2004)

This is THE most overrated movie of all time. The camera action was soooo bad that it gives you a headache trying to watch the action!! I have a camcorder and to make a recording this poor is worse than having it held by a 2 year old!! The plot is cheap, the acting terrible and the special effects non-existent. This movie makes Ed Wood's movies look like masterpieces. The idiots that thought this movie was scary must either been on drugs when they watched it (in order to see a monster since there was none shown in the movie) or don't have a clue what makes a good movie--(you know, like a plot, good acting and realistic special effects--all lacking in this bomb!) To give this movie more than a zero is a joke to the rating system. Maybe I'll make a scary movie----I'll get drunk with my friends, stumble around some trees and call it a forest, stick cartoon cutouts in trees and have my buddies scream and disappear while I shoot these scenes twitching my hands spastically so the viewers can't tell what's going on and call it "Monsters in the Forest". Then, I'll overhype this "classic" as a true story and rake in the millions!!--As ridiculous as this seems, the makers of this bomb did just that and must be laughing all the way to the bank!!