Scooby Doo scared me more than this!

Rating: 2/10 (3 February 2003)

This film was about as scary as being tickled on the nose with a feather duster. The problem I have with "The Blair Witch Project" is this: I have been camping on many occasions and, should you awake and find a pile of pebbles in front of your tent, you think "Oh look. There's a pile of pebbles outside my tent", rather than screaming that you're all going to die and fumbling dramatically for a clean pair of underpants. It always amazes me that people say "Yes, but you need to think about the implications of what might have happened". Ok, but that's like talking about "Mars Attacks!" and saying "Yes, but what if some aliens really DID land and start blowing people to pieces?" - Am I missing the point here? Aaagh! No! The phone's ringing. What if it's someone masquerading as an insurance salesman but actually wants to chop off my nose with a steak knife? Help!