Scary for all the wrong reasons.

Rating: 1/10 (20 August 2004)

The only praise I can give to this "scary" film (I use the term lightly), goes to the marketing department. They must have had all sorts of geniuses working around the clock to make people want to see this garbage. Obviously, they did their job extremely well. How can you otherwise explain that: ...the absence of real actors, direction, and a script is somehow applauded? ...improvised dialogue (mostly yelling and fighting) can be a good thing? ...a pile of small rocks and a couple of twigs is supposed to send chills down your spine? ...staring a black screen for long periods of time can be considered as entertainment? ...the only scary part is the very final minute of the film (of course, by then it's too late to save the film)?
Enough said...