The Blair Witch Hype

Rating: 1/10 (2 August 1999)

The movie is akin to an aborter romantic encounter. Where was the payoff? I felt the tension, I wanted to be truly frightened, but the film was mired in its own profane freneticism. I was more entertained by the Sci-Fi channel's Blair Witch Infomercial. I heard the grumbles after the house lights went up, I know there are others who think this film was lame. Where was the so-called "last shot worth the entire price of admission" that Harry Knowles claimed would haunt me forever?
Artisan films, I want my money and my time back.