About as scary as your big, drunk uncle at the family reunion

Rating: Null/10 (5 November 2002)

Isn't it amazing. These kids romp around the woods for days with nothing to eat and the female lead is still capable of
having one of the largest cabooses in recent cinema history. She should have been glad that she had to run. Sorry I digress. All seriousness aside, though, the scariest thing about "BWP"(most movies have intials now, so I'll go with it too) is the fact that thousands of moviegoers actually paid hard earned money to see a film that the filmmaker's families would have found it hard to sit
through. Evidently the lack of food must have also robbed the characters of their ability to come up with any cohesive dialogue besides the F word. Or maybe that was just the ineptitude of the filmmakers who wrote the "script"(I use this term loosely). One last note: There was a sequel as we all know and for all
the agnostics out there who have trouble believing in God look no further than the box office receipts for the second one. And lo God spared us a third go round.