What A Crock!

Rating: 1/10 (11 August 2005)

Why do some people think this is good? The best thing that could have happened to this poor quality, boring, in fact....I don't want to spend the time to slate this junk! If ever a film qualified for people demanding their money back, this is it. And to top it off, when it ends (thankfully) it leaves only one thought, "Oh...what was that all about then eh!" I seriously only sat through to the end to see if it really could be "this bad" right to the end. Guess what? Well, you know what I'm going to say so I won't bother.
I know, I'll grab a camcorder and film a day trip to the local sewerage works...honest...it would be more interesting because it would have a plot. At least I could show how bacteria breaks down human excrement and you'd walk away having learnt something. Instead, this film is human excrement but WITHOUT a plot. And to think, this was actually printed onto a 35mm neg! If you paid to watch this, you've been had...me, I borrowed the DVD and I can't remember how many times I paused it to go do something else to break up the monotony.