Bland Witch Product, The

Rating: 3/10 (19 July 1999)

Should have been called:
The Bland Witch Product
Overactive camera that was less 'amateur' than annoying. Dippy dialog "Dude, this isn't funny Dude!". Poor Suspense/Scare build - the clip used in the teasers "I'm scared to close my eyes" was a throwaway in the film, rather than a real tense high point. STUPID ending, I thought of 3 better ways to do that final scene on way back to the car. My wife was nutty for this film, and I even prepared myself by reducing the Hype factor and walking into the theatre expecting a poor film (hoping to be surprised) but I sadly was not.
Avoid the Hype, avoid the movie, see South Park again.