If it's not a joke, it's a ripoff!

Rating: 1/10 (8 January 2005)

This is a first rate scam and a classic example of using the internet to hype junk. The best thing about this whole deal is that it shows how easy it is for unethical advertising to influence people to part with their money. It's not scary and it's not funny. There is no acting, directing nor camera talent involved. Someone once noted that the character of a horror movie can be judged by how much you see of the monster. In this joke of a movie you never see the cause of (what passes for) the fright. The primary method used to instill tension is to bounce around with a hand held camera. Gosh, wish I'd thought of that technique! If you paid to see this, you've been had. At least I waited until it was on TV. I'm rating it a "1" because there is no "0".Go see "The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes". It's better.