The Pet Rock of Movies

Rating: Null/10 (4 August 1999)

There may never have been a movie marketing campaign as smart in it's strategy as the one for "The Blair Witch Project". You come out slapping yourself saying, "If only I'd thought of it!" Imagine, making something out of nothing!
The actual movie (for lack of a better term) is a poorly shot, endlessly tedious hoax, a fraudulent pile of hokum that feeds right into that immature teenage quest for "an event" that never has anything to do with art or entertainment. P.T. Barnum is smiling somewhere as he shouts, "This way to the egress!"