Didn't do it for me

Rating: 3/10 (7 May 2005)

I remember when this movie came out 6 years ago. All of the commercials and critic reviews made the movie sound like it was going to scare my pants off; how wrong I was.
To make my review short: nothing really happens. I think Family Guy summed up this movie best when Bryan is a seeing eye dog for a blind man and he narrates "There in the woods...nothing happens...there still in the woods, a girl is crying...uhm...nothing happens" I could make an easy fortune narrating this movie for people who can not see very well; I could just say that they're just in the woods and I would have done my job.
Some parts are a bit creepy...if you think that toilet paper roll ups hanging on a tree are the stuff of nightmares that is. Its so random, but not random in a good way like Monty Python. Typical scene "Where we going?*camera off* I WANT TO GO HOME!" The filming is creative but its just a bad concept
I remember being at the theater, sitting down, and the movie suddenly ends. Credits are rolling and I look around to see if anyone had left; most of the people were so utterly confused, they did not know what was going on. I thought maybe the credits were a trick. "Ah,they're going to filter out the impatient ones since nothing has happened so far!" oh how wrong I was...
In short, this is pretty hit or miss; its as accurate as a monkey trying to aim for a toilet while on the ceiling.