An utter piece of overhyped trash!

Rating: 1/10 (22 December 1999)

"The Scariest Movie I've Ever Seen(???)" Are you people serious!? I guess I wasn't let in on the joke because this film was absolutely terrible! There were (and still are) a lot of stupid and gullible people out there who were suckered in by this turkey. I can't believe so many people think this pseudo-documentary was authentic. It's fiction, and it isn't even GOOD fiction. What the hell is so scary about three stoned film students wandering around a forest? I'm a horror movie buff, and after all the hooplah surrounding the Blair Witch Project I bought myself a copy when it was released on home video. I wanted to see what all the fuss was about, and after viewing the tape only once I promptly ejected it from my VCR, set it on the floor, and stomped the cassette into pieces! I WAS RIPPED OFF!! WHAT WAS THAT CRAP!! Scary? What? Are you people all retarded??!! There is absolutely nothing redeeming about Blair Witch, nothing! It's isn't even worth another viewing for it's camp value, because it isn't even campy! Just what, may I ask, was so damn scary about it? Was it the terrible camera work, the absence of logic? The feeling of confusion and nausea? Was it the narcotic-induced panic of the 3 imbiscilic film students? This is quite simply THE WORST movie I have EVER seen in my life! Stay away, stay far away!