How can you be ripped off at a free sneak?

Rating: 1/10 (2 August 1999)

By sitting through The Blair Witch Project. If they deleted 4 words...Heather, Mike, Josh & f--- (both as an adjective and adverb)...you'd be left with MAYBE 5% of the dialogue. A completely filled theatre, eerily still, then people laughing as they left about what a waste of time. Realized later that the 12 of us who were together weren't waiting quietly out of fear, but straining to hear/see and waiting for ANYTHING exciting to happen. Interviews with locals and last 5 min could have possibly passed off as a mediocre "One step beyond." Thought I'd wasted my time and money in the past, but never on this great a scale...and it was free!