Hands down, the worst movie I have ever paid to see.

Rating: 4/10 (4 December 2001)

So I'm standing in line the day "Blair Witch Project" comes out with anticipation to see the horror movie that will be "the next Exorcist". I was excited, and filled with anticipation, because the previews were really interesting, and unlike anything I'd ever seen. I even bought into all the hype and visited the movie's web site before the movie, and read of the "history" of the "Blair Witch". So, I was ready.
The movie starts. I'm not scared. The characters get lost in the forest. I'm not scared. The characters whine into the camera about being lost in the forest. I'm not scared. The characters find weird figures constructed in the forest. I'm not scared. Snot runs down the girl's face. I'M STILL NOT SCARED !!!! What I am is VERY bored !!!!!
This movie is total and utter junk !!! Did people actually think this movie was scary ? Or did they just get nauseated by the bobbing hand-held camera like myself. I challenge anybody to point out one single solitary scary scene in this movie. The only thing that kept me from walking out of this movie (and I have NEVER done that in my life) was the anticipation of some amazingly scary ending. After all, there was absolutely nothing scary that had happened so far in this terrible excuse of a movie. Unfortunately, that "amazing scary ending" never came.
I have two main regrets when it comes to this pathetic "project" : 1) I dropped $7.50 (along with about 2 hours of my life) on it ; 2) IMDB does not have a "0" rating available for movies, so I had to settle for a "1". It doesn't even deserve that.
I would write more terrible things about it, but that would be even more time I would be investing into this pathetic insult to human intelligence.
Hands down, the worst movie I have ever paid to see.