A cinematic "cow chip" but a marketing coup

Rating: 1/10 (7 August 1999)

This movie is the marketing coup of the century. The people who marketed the film have actually made chocolate ice cream out of excrement.
As a producer, I could only strain to hold my dinner in while watching this inept excuse for film making. But the person (or people) who thought to sell the film, and I use that word with trepidation, as a "mock-umentary" hit the marketing mother lode.
My dog has more creativity in getting a whole carrot cake down from the kitchen counter than do the makers of this film. But the marketer, ah, there is a modern-day P.T. Barnum, who realizes that there are millions of suckers out there.