That was the worst film I've ever seen!

Rating: 1/10 (9 August 1999)

Happiness is never again having to worry about walking out of a theatre saying: "That was the worst film I've ever seen." I've already seen the worst film I will ever see and it was the Blair Witch Project!! I'm happy for those of you who liked the film, but for me it was pure torture (not even a good "this is terrible" laugh). Briefly: Not scary; Characters had me rooting for whatever was supposed to be in the woods; Only tense moment was fear that someone would pick up the camera at the end and that the movie wasn't really over!!