Terrible... because I say so

Rating: Null/10 (28 June 1999)

Don't listen to the other reviewers when they claim to have been scared; they don't know any better. I, on the other hand, am a film student at Albuquerque Community College, where I studied the works of the Masters (Tarantino, Schumacher, Cameron), so I know whereof I speak.
This was a horrible movie: not nearly as convincing and frightening as, say, "I Know What You Did Last Summer". For instance, take the lead actress. Her breasts are way too small! And she doesn't show them off! How can they expect to sell this film to a mass audience? And the situations are completely outlandish. These people are being stalked by a killer, and they're not cracking wise and having sex with wild abandon, like the eerily-realistic teens in "Scream"?
I recommend that you, the great unwashed masses, not see this film, and instead spend your money on some quality filmmaking like the new Adam Sandler movie.
I have spoken.