Falling....Falling.....

Rating: Null/10 (18 September 1999)

Remember when Blair debuted on IMDb 250 near 60? Now it's near 170 and sinking fast. Why? Because people realized it's only 80 minutes of "YOU LOST THE F*CKING MAP? THAT'S SO NOT F*CKING COOL!!! WHAT THE F*CK! SOMEONE F*CKING HELP US WE'RE F*CKING DYING! SH*T!" And this coming from the only one in the theater that DIDN'T mind the constant barrage of Heather screaming "F*CK!" It wasn't that half of her vocabulary began with that word so much that is was Heather kept screaming it from the top of her vocal cords every five seconds. "MY SOCKS ARE WET??? F*CKING F*CK!" "THAT LEAF IS TORN! F*CKING SH*T!" My eardrums are still bleeding. It is kinda fun watching the three actors freak out, though, and no one was dissappointed with the ending. Even though the movie was three actors over-exaggerating, the ending left everyone on the edge of their seat. See it-if not for Heather's larynx, or the painted walls in the house, then for the Blair witch herself.