what the FU*K was this?

Rating: 2/10 (3 May 2009)

I had heard that this movie was a highly scary, very suspenseful and intense movie. Instead I get FU*KING NOTHING!!!!! No WAY should this film have been made. All it is is two lowlife idiots and an obsessed bitch who go into the forest to look for a 'Blaire Witch' What happens? They get lost in the forest, one of the stupid moronic dimwits decided to throw the map (the only thing that even remotely gives them a chance of getting out) in the creek. After that they decide to head south but they keep ending up back in the same place. The only thing is that this film has a slight suspenseful atmosphere but apart form that...nothing. I saw just about under half of the movie and i couldn't go on, it was so boring. What else I don't understand is that there are two guys and a girl in the forest. Obviously they're going to stressed. No sex? I mean come on, they had the best stress reliever right at their fingertips and nothing? Not even a kiss for fuc*s sake!No Horror, no sex...nothing. If you like watching horror movies then don't even glance at the movie. It was an insult for this to be considered a horror. 2/10