the blair witch would be furious

Rating: 2/10 (4 August 2013)

Is it the point that nothing happens? No. Is it the story about the blair witch project? No. Is it the visuals? No.
It's the awful, awful, awful, AWFUL acting in this movie that ruined the experience for me. We get these three teenagers shooting a documentary about the blair witch project. Talking to people, walking trough the woods, great backstory!
But it's the way they portrayed these teenagers. Our protagonist is a girl who does nothing else than showing off how great she is, being a real bitch to her friends and not helping anyone at all.
The two other characters are just her friends. A bit stereotypical. We got a tech guy who handles the camera and another guy who has no real use whatsoever but complain about the situation.
In fact, i hated the acting so much i actually wanted them to die! Just to get rid of their awful childish discussions about a map. A MAP! These kids are being followed by a creature out of mythical lore and the best thing they find to worry about is the goddamn map and the fact they ran out of cigarettes!
I don't care nothing really happens. But it's because nothing really happens we have to focus on the characters so much. And that's the reason this movie fails to satisfy.