This is supposed to be a horror film?!

Rating: Null/10 (30 October 2002)

The trailers for this mega disappointment of a horror film inaccurately made it seem like it was going to be the scariest film ever made. When I finally got my long awaited chance to see the film, I kept looking at the nearest clock waiting for something really scary to happen and at other times just wondering when the truly annoying adventures of its three leading characters would end. I think Jabba The Hutt in "Star Wars" scared me more than this film. It's basically just a tireless exercise in testing the viewer's patience in which a certain word that begins with the letter "f" takes up about half of the inept dialogue and many things go by unexplained thus confusing the viewer. It all has to do with some legend about some being called the "Blair Witch" that may or may not exist but long before the time this film ends the viewer probably won't care anymore anyway if it exists. I know I certainly didn't. The shaky camera movements throughout the documentary filmed style mess are especially tedious. One of the poorest excuses for a horror film ever.