I can't believe I just wasted an hour and a half watching this shit people call a movie

Rating: Null/10 (18 December 2017)

If you are considering going to see this movie, don't. Unless, of course, you find 3 mutant offsets of humankind barking at each other nonstop about if it is better to go south or east. Honestly, if you had a hard day at work and need to come home and just listen to people scream at the top of their lungs, look no further than The Chair Twitch Project, a movie filled with scary stones and unsettling twigs. Oh, and also, don't watch this movie if you have a problem with shitty filming quality that can only be explained by a zombified cameraman that is trying to film with his toes.