Amazing Cure for the Heebie-Jeebies!

Rating: 2/10 (7 August 1999)

Do you:
Have trouble sleeping at night? Get scared in the woods? Have a fear of witches?
Well then, you need to rush to the nearest theater to see The Blair Witch Project! For only $7.00 you'll never fear witches or the woods ever again! That's right, and as an added bonus, you'll get the best night's sleep you've ever had! CAUTION: possible side effects include, but may not be limited to dizziness, drowsiness, and the uncontrollable urge to utter the "F" word in every other breath.