The cinematic equivalent of real-life dental torture...

Rating: 1/10 (1 February 2017)

Three vacuous pothead filmmakers get lost in the woods while filming a documentary about some long-dead, insane old broad who was apparently a witch, or something. Unfortunately, they never really elaborated so you're understanding of the antagonist ends by the time they walk into the woods like three giant, stoned turkeys. I guess we just get to make up the rest, ourselves. Use your imagination, folks.
Anyway, they then get lost in the woods (boy, what a surprise) due to the fact that, in their boundless wisdom, they decide that it would be a good idea to trust in the acuity of the derpiest of all three of them (Heather) to perform land navigation for them, while having absolutely no understanding of land navigation, themselves, with one of them literally describing the map as being "Greek" to him.
They wander around the woods for days with predictably spooky things happening to them that could, I guess, kinda, in some way, vaguely resemble things involving witchcraft (like I said; use your imagination) that escalates with every night that goes by. Apart from that we're treated to a farting-in-the-tent joke, a lot of yelling and arguing, an excessive, insipid and obnoxious use of profanity, and a lot completely uneventful meandering around the woods.
There is a light at the end of the tunnel, however; they all die. You don't get to see what happens, but it can be assumed that their fearless leader gets cracked over the head with a blunt object. I found it ironic because, at that very moment, I was imagining myself creeping up behind her and doing the exact same thing just to stop her incessant screaming and whining. It wouldn't have been surprising if it turned out that the witch, or old woman, or "crazy redneck," or Clinton voter, or, you know... whatever... had decided to kill her for the same reason.
So, where am I going with all of this? Well, it's simple. There's really nothing special or even entertaining about this film, so I recommend that you don't watch it. Also, never cook pork bacon naked.