Stay Away!

Rating: 1/10 (16 February 2005)

This film reminds me of the famous tale of The Emperor's New Clothes. Just because a handful of 'respected' critics went ape over this movie (why or how - I don't have a clue), most well-meaning folks felt they just HAD to like this piece of utter rubbish.A group of documentary film-makers go into the forest to get to the bottom of the mystery of the Blair witch.They just keep roaming the woods,stopping occasionally when they find sticks and/or stones arranged mysteriously.Thats it.Really.Nothing else happens.Trust me.Is it scary? Is Barney the purple dinosaur brown? Stay away from this load of crap and you'll save 85 minutes of your life.The only thing this movie had going for it was its clever marketing campaign when the internet was intelligently used to extensively publicize it.