Two word review: Don't bother

Rating: 1/10 (1 August 1999)

I thought 13th Floor was the worst thing I'd ever paid money for... no more. It was Oscar material compared to this dog. It was boring *and* annoying. They should issue both Dramamine *and* NoDoze at the door. At one point a character said "Mike, don't go to sleep" and I leaned over to one of the people I was watching it with and said, "Audience, don't go to sleep". She nearly lost it. :-) The 'nose-cam' scene nearly had us rolling in the aisles! It went on so long that it started to look like the actor was talking *with* *her* *nose*! I don't that that was the intended reaction. If we weren't already whispering "Die already." to each other, it wouldn't have been so irritating.
It's a damn shame MST3K's been cancelled because I'd *love* to see them do this one. Maybe they'll come back for a special reunion show.
Save your money.