Utter Crap

Rating: Null/10 (25 August 1999)

I'm sorry, this has to be the worst movie I've ever seen. I went with 3 friends, and they were all so scared they couldn't sleep. But I just said "Who cares" Probably because they spent too much time screaming at each other then anything else. After 10 minutes of "You %$*# got us lost!", "I %&$#* hate you!", etc. I got bored. After 20 minutes, I almost fell asleep. After the whole...what was it...40 minutes, I wanted to leave. The main question is why they taped everything. The reason was so tacked on. It's like they knew viewers would ask that, so they came up with the first stupid reason they could. And if I was running for my life, I WOULD NOT tape it. I would probobly throw the camera at the thing, hoping to slow it down. The ending wasn't shocking either. I didn't even know what happened because I wasn't paying attention. I was too annoyed abut the other 81 1/2 minutes that were wasted. That's right, the ending is about 30 seconds long. Ohh, really worth it. Not to mention they are also coming out with the following due to the success of the movie: - a prequel movie (how the Blair Witch came to be) - a sequel - a TV series The movie will wear itself out, and I'm glad.