America's dumbest home videos

Rating: 1/10 (10 August 1999)

A - I knew very little about this film before seeing it. It didn't help, I still don't like it.
B - I do get it, I just wish that I didn't.
C - If this film only cost $30,000 to make, they must have spent $28,000 of it on beer and pizza.
D - The most frightening thing about this movie is the fact that I shelled out six bucks to see it (I won't count the popcorn, I was hungry anyway).
E - If I ever see this film again, I'll have to be a prisoner of war undergoing psychological torture.
F - The person who thought this idea up is the greatest marketing genius since the guy who invented the pet rock.
G - If you enjoyed this mess then I have several hours of home movies you would likely consider a masterpiece of modern cinema.
H - I never thought I'd see a film worse than "Eraserhead". I was wrong.