CRAP ON A STICK

Rating: 1/10 (28 February 2002)

If your opinion of SCARY is watching episodes of Kolchak: The Night Stalker...then this is for you. Okay, that said, I see no value in this film....but if folks out there "like" it...whatever...fine. But if you are gonna tell me that THIS actually SCARED you?....then I suggest you stay in your house for the rest of your life, cause crossing against the light on a DESERTED STREET is SCARIER than this junk. If yelling, out of control, CONSTANTLY SWEARING and telling each other to "shut the camera" THROUGHOUT the movie is for you, then God Bless. However, if you WANT to be spooked, I suggest checking out The St. Francisville Experiment for REAL CHILLS, and an attempt at a mock documentary of what it may actually be like investigating a REAL haunted house. (No the house aint really haunted, but the film is MUCH better) Did it borrow the idea from Blair Witch?...sure did...they even ask in the film if anyone seen "BWP"...but so what...it not only borrowed the idea...it SURPASSED it....and please, for the love of God, do yourself a favor and see 'The Last Broadcast'...the film that BWP went to and "borrowed" from.