SO BAD, IT'S SCARY

Rating: 1/10 (7 November 2002)

This is the worst waste of film I have ever witnessed in my life. I cannot fathom what people who loved this movie are thinking. WOW! The "actors" seem to be talking off the cuff, the script- if there was one, lacked any imagination or anything clever to say. Movies that have parodied this crappy movie do a better job of conveying fear. I understand the premise, of course. Make the movie appear like a home movie where some young people encounter some weird and horrific experiences. The problem is, most vacation home movies are more compelling and clever. Whenever there was a hint of tension, the actor would swear or scream, for lack of anything better they could think of. This film experience was memorable to me and those who watched it with me, for one reason. It is easily the worst I have ever seen. It makes "Freddie Got Fingered" look like "Gone With The Wind"- which is where "Blair Witch project" should go.