Zzzzzzz.....

Rating: Null/10 (15 September 1999)

I drove 45 minutes to the nearest theatre to my house opening night only to find the movie was sold out. I thaught that this movie MUST be good. I finally got in the second night (only because I got my ticket eary in the day). My friend and I joked about how we could sell the tickets for quite a profit to people who could not get in. I wish I would have. My heart did not race for one second throughout the entire movie. There were piles of rocks, sounds of sticks breaking, and some stick figures hanging from trees. The only time I was even remotely scared is when my gobstopper supply was running low. The rest of the time I was just pinching myself trying to stay awake during the 45 minutes of the three characters yelling at each other. I'd recommend saving your money and time rather than see this.