The scariest thing about this film is that they made a profit

Rating: 1/10 (1 August 1999)

This is the worst piece of crap film I've ever seen. The marketing behind it is nothing sheer of brilliance. I can actually see the marketing guys saying, "This is the worst film we've ever seen, what would make us go see it?"
Piles of rocks are not scary. What is scary is how they describe the "missing female" on the official Web site as weighing 129 lbs. She's 129? Maybe 129 tons, but not pounds.
I've seen more entertaining home videos. And I got to see them free! This movie is so bad that I felt like telling everyone in line for the next show that their money would be better spent on seeing the home video I made with my girlfriend. And believe me, that video is *much* scarier than anything in this film.
I was the first person to vote and give this movie a 1. If 0 was an option, I would have given it that, as it clearly does not deserve a 1.