a complete waste of time and money

Rating: 1/10 (14 December 1999)

How this puerile piece of putrid dog manure came to be rated as highly as it has been is still more proof that P.T. Barnum was right (about there being a sucker born every minute).
Only now, with more population, it is probably more like every few seconds.
However, the principals will get rich from it, which offers still further proof that life is not fair.
If, as I did, you get "persuaded" into watching it by your significant other, be advised that the first twenty minutes are all you need to watch. The rest of this opus merely repeats the first twenty minutes over and over and over and over and over....