Not even worth matinee price

Rating: Null/10 (1 August 1999)

I think the only thing that could have made this movie even remotely frightening is watching it on a portable television, in a tent, in the middle of nowhere, with two people you wouldn't trust as far as you could throw them, while a bunch of film students with too much time on their hands stand around in the dark going "Oooo-oooooh!!!" Unless you can manage to see BWP in this setting, please, for the love of God, don't waste you're time!! It'll suck you in and turn your brain to mush. Not to mention the complete sense of vertigo you'll feel. For God's sake folks, they were film students-shouldn't they know how to hold a camera straight?! If you feel it is necessary to your continued existence on this planet to see this movie, bring a barf-bag and some Dramamine. But if you can possibly help it, DON'T SUBMIT!! YOU CAN DO IT!! DO NOT GO SEE THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT!!! Unless you are a glutton for punishment or want to be able to buy a T-shirt that says "I survived the Blair Witch Project and only threw-up twice," there really is no point. If ya really want to see a scary/freaky/suspenseful movie that is representative of the genre, go rent the Evil Dead trilogy.