Rating it BETTER than awful(1)... how about a 2?

Rating: 2/10 (30 July 1999)

I love to camp. That said, I was amazed at the amount of fear that the dark instilled in the crowd around me. Or maybe it was just the fear if losing the mall and the cheeseburger.
If I hear ONE more person say they're NEVER GOING CAMPING AGAIN, whoops, there goes another one. Argghhhh! Lamers! Melvins.
Cheaply made film, works on the great MIDDLE of middle America. I prefer Anne Rice's witches, or the haunting terror and humor of Dr. Strangelove. The last great horror film (for me) was Dawn of the Dead. That said, and did I say, "I LIKE TO CAMP!"? This film was definitely not destined to work for me. Rated a 2.
Now y'all, "Get out there and sleep in the woods!" Sing me to sleep, crickets and wind...