Beware of your satellite provider's rating...

Rating: 1/10 (25 December 1999)

Over 2,000 people so far have seen fit to take the time to comment on this film. Most of you do not have the time to read even a few, let alone all, of them. So you rely on some other reviewer(s).
Be warned: my satellite rating system has given the annoying, time wasting "ooga-booga" 1.5 hours of nonsense a 3 and a half star rating. Do not be deceived. This thing aspirates (that's a p.c. term for sucks)...