Clever Clever Movie. (Warning Spoilers)

Rating: Null/10 (26 July 2004)

Firstly, i waited years to see this film in high anticipation that i would be rewarded with a highly effective piece of film making that would give me sleepless nights. I saw it on a two for 1 offer in a London DVD store and bought that along with Gene Hackman starrer The Poseidon Adventure. And one of them i haven't watched since. Yes, i said good bye to gene and his friends and immersed myself in one of the most disturbing yet influential and i dare to say, immensely enjoyable films i have ever had the good fortune to watch. The end scene, in which we see Mike standing in the corner gave me the most terrible nightmares ever. I kept seeing him in my bedroom corner beneath my poster of Spiderman 2. Many people will say its the most stinking pile of tosh theyve ever seen. Maybe they should try purposely waking up at midnight and watching it in the dark, with the knowledge that you have a dripping tap 5 metres away from your room. Lord no. Now thats not to say its not without fault. I'm gonna cut my aspiring film reviewers teeth here and say that it takes a bloody long time to get to the main body of things. But for a film shot on a budget of $30,000 paired up against some crap such as Freddy Versus Jason that WAS NOT SCARY and which probably cost somewhere in the region of however million dollars and you have a man made miracle. Proof that Quantity doesn't mean quality. Long Live the blair witch and her inspiration to the 15 year old Robert Rodriguez's of the world (guilty) Scary Scary Scary s**t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!