I was never so Bored in my life! (SPOILERS)

Rating: Null/10 (26 October 1999)

This contains spoilers!
I just rented this film and I feel like I wasted the money on it. Maybe if I hadn't known it was a movie and had thought it was real, I might have gotten into it alittle more, but even then, it would still have bored me to tears. All that happens is three people get lost in the woods, cry alot, say the F word after every single word and a few other four letter words just to add dialogue. They find some laughable scarecrow stick figures in the woods, big deal. One of them wanders off, big deal. The remaining two cry some more and whine alot. They find a pile of sticks with a weird bloody thing in it, a little strange, but not really scary. They find a falling apart house, think they hear the missing guy calling to them. They run all around the house with the camera, screaming alot. Finally go in the basement and......nothing. End of film. Boring, boring, boring! I can't even imagine a more boring film. If you want to see three people yell at each other, whine and cry alot for over an hour, this is your film. Otherwise, don't even bother to pick this one up. It's an overhyped piece of junk. The only good thing about the film is the concept itself. The idea of making a documentary (mockumentary) about the Blair Witch and that the film crew disappears was very good. But the movie itself, sucked. I'm sure people who copy the concept will do a much better job of actually scaring us.