What the.....?

Rating: Null/10 (28 December 1999)

I'm sure by now, most of the people reading this have seen The Blair Witch Project. I've gotten mixed reviews, so I decided to go give it a shot, only to discover that this is the most blatant waste of time and money I have EVER seen. I think about the only thing good about it was that the stupid retards all died in the end! I just kept wanting to slap those idiots in the head for being so stupid... Number One: You don't kick your map into the river. Number Two: If you find a river while lost and hiking, you don't walk away from it, you follow it! Number Three: If you don't use a compass (which you always should while in an area you don't know!), YES OF COURSE you will walk in a gigantic 15-hour circle, and Number Four: Never, ever, ever go into an abandoned, dilapidated house in the middle of the night. It wasn't scary, it wasn't well written, and I just think anyone who hasn't seen it shouldn't waste their time and go rent/watch the 1945 version of The Picture of Dorian Gray... Now THAT'S a horror flick!!