Nothing happens

Rating: 1/10 (20 October 2018)

I love many old movies. Rear window, vertigo, Pyscho, etc. the birds is not one of them.
This movie simply does not hold up and I regretted watching about an hour and 10 minutes in when nothing about evil birds had happened yet and the only plot line was about a woman returning a pet parrot to a man she had a crush on.
In fact, it takes the movie 45 minutes to tell you the following:
Woman has crush on man.
Woman goes to his town.
It's not like I even need a lot of action or a lot of stuff constantly happening to enjoy movies. (I enjoyed six seasons of Mad Men!!) it's just that I need a plot line more interesting than a woman having a crush on some guy.
When people say they don't like old movies because they're boring, they probably picture a movie like this.