The Dude Abides

Rating: Null/10 (27 May 2003)

I will say this...It is worth the rental to see Jesus Quintano dance a sultry dance while a Spanish version of "Hotel California" plays in the background. Just too hot to be a pedophile. HAHA. Just be careful. He will *beep* you in the *beep*. He won't *beep* you in the *beep* on Saturday. No, he will wait until Wednesday. You got a date!!!! HA HA HA Claims that a day of rest is for Busch league. But, he feels generous, so he will wait until Wednesday. Laughable. HA HA HA HA HA Two thumbs up Mr. John Turturro. Two thumbs way way up.