This aggression will not stand, man!

Rating: 10/10 (15 August 2002)

Oh, so many great lines. The beauty of this is in the subtleties - the Dude hears something somewhere, doesn't really understand what it means, but uses it in conversation. "This aggression will not stand" he gets from George Bush and uses it on the Big Lebowski. "The parlance of our times" he steals from Maude and uses it on Brandt and the Big Lebowski. On and on.
"F*ck you man! You don't like my music, get your own f*ckin' cab!"
"I was in the music business, briefly...was a roadie for Metallica."
"Leads? Sure, I'll just check down with the boys at the crime lab. They've got four more detectives on this case. They've got us workin' in shifts!"
"Where you goin', Dude?" "Home, Donnie." "Phone's ringin', Dude." "Thank you, Donnie!"
"Wouldn't out hold much hope for the tape deck, though." "Or the Creedence."
"It's a league game, Smokey."
"I told that clown a thousand times that I DON'T ROLL on SHABBAS!" "But they already posted it." "WELL THEY CAN F*CKIN' UN-POST IT!"
"I'm just gonna go find a cash machine."
"Mind if I do a jay?"
"That some kind of Eastern thing?"
"Ze pigs en blanket."
"Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at LEAST it's an ETHOS."
"His girlfriend gave up her toe! She thought we would get ze million dollars! It's not fair!"