OMG - Not Funny, Not Funny, Not Funny!

Rating: 1/10 (15 August 2013)

Why the heck did I tell you the Big Lebowski is not funny three times? Because this is once for every 50 people that told me this movie was the funniest most entertaining movie EVER. After years of being berated at parties and get-togethers with people spewing line after line from the movie, I gave in last week and rented it.
Wow.
It's so bad on so many levels it's hard to describe. Let me be very very clear: It's not funny. At all. It's mildly amusing in parts but of the six people I watched it with, no one laughed once. Not once. I don't think it's a spoiler to tell you the language is sickeningly bad. Up there with Team America bad. Like Scarface bad. There is one reason and one reason only that this movie is popular: College aged men (or guys who wish they were college aged) own the DVD and watch it repeatedly. After watching the movie once (and not laughing), they then watch it repeatedly memorizing the movie. They sit around the DVD owner's sectional couch elbowing each other before each "big" scene almost spilling their friend's beer and yelling, "HERE IT IS! HERE IT IS! HE"S GONNA SAY IT!" They then laugh at how clever they are. They're part of "The DUDE" club and they are very, very special indeed.
This is the most unfunny movie I have ever seen. Other than Scarface and Team America, the movie contains the foulest most unnecessary language I've ever heard in a movie, and overall is one of top five worst movies I've ever seen (and yes, this includes You Tube cat movies).