The Greatest Story Ever Told...

Rating: 10/10 (26 September 2004)

...and, without question, the greatest movie ever made. Enough said, I think, but the site requires at least ten lines. So here are ten lines...
1.) Shut the f*&% up, Donny. 2.) Phone's ringing, Dude. 3.) Jeffrey, Love me. 4.) He's a good man...and thorough. 5.) Also, "chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature, Dude. Asian American, please. 6.) That rug really tied the room together. 7.) Am I wrong? 8.) Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, but at least it's an ethos. 9.) I'm just gonna go find a cash machine. 10.) Your revolution is over Mr. Lebowski, do you hear me? The bums lost.