I'm going to sink this movie deep in the sea so no one else has to watch it

Rating: 1/10 (31 October 2008)

This movie was so horrible I just have to vent my anger at having wasted more than two hours of my life on this cheesy, pointless movie. First I'll tackle the love story. You've got this really annoying broad from NYC who ends up meeting this diver dude. He's pretty hot so of course all of a sudden she's madly in love. Are you kidding me? The guy obviously has an IQ of about 50 but the dumb broad is madly in love. She's obviously and idiot, and the diver can barely put a sentence together in any language so it's obvious he's a moron. So she goes back to the city and obsesses about this dude she barely even spoke to, so much that she defrauds her boss who seems like a good enough dude to go see him in Italy. So she ends up losing her job and even opens herself to criminal fraud charges just to see this hot Italian guy cause she's horny. Right. Then the main diver dude and his retarded friend compete in diving, and this simple scene that should last about 15 minutes goes on and on for most of the rest of the movie, and the dumb broad falls deeper and deeper in love with the guy even though he's a complete moron who bangs her and then refuses to talk to her as much as is possible. So of course you know either him or his friend are going to die diving. His friend goes down too far, comes up, wakes up enough to beg his friend to take him back down instead of have the doctors standing right by try to save him. Completely retarded. Then of course the b**ch gets knocked up, and he feels the need to commit suicide instead of deal with his pregnant woman. Which is of course not AT ALL selfish or anything. What a great guy. But the woman helps him do it anyways because they're both really stupid people. One can only hope she aborts the baby because people this stupid shouldn't even be allowed to have kids. So this is a stupid and pointless movie and I fail to comprehend how anyone could possibly like this piece of crap. The characters are so stupid and pathetic you really just wish a big missile will hit Sicily and wipe them all out. That's the stuff dreams are made of.