Why?

Rating: 3/10 (3 August 2006)

I just watched The Benchwarmers on DVD. I was ready for stupidity and fart jokes. I was ready to laugh. Did I laugh? 7 times. Only a few minor giggles, though. The rest was incredibly stupid and boring. Anyway, this movie is about a few guys who see a kid getting farted on, so they start a baseball team and win a few games. Eventually, they become famous with nerds and blah blah blah. The movie sucked. Jon Heder plays Clark, a retarded paperboy. David Spade plays Ritchie, a 39 year-old virgin who works at a video store. Rob Schneider plays Gus, a guy that's a repairman or something like that. It makes me sick that Jon Heder was in this! Napolean Dynamite was a very funny movie, and this makes NP look like Pulp Fiction, which it is not! The funniest character was Howie. And he's not even a main character! 3/10. Watch it, you probably won't laugh though.