I can't believe this movie cost me money to see

Rating: 1/10 (29 May 2006)

After a failed attempt to sneak into an R-rated movie, I landed my self here. "What is here?" you may ask. To that I would respond the epitome of bad movies. If you were reading this to find out if you should go to see this movie, then read only the next sentence, because the rest will be spoilers for something way past spoiled, past rotten, to an area that is just sad. DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE AT ALL COSTS. Do not encourage such material to bee made in the future, because this movie was a disgrace to all who are not blind and deaf. I liked Napoleon Dynamite, Tommy Boy, and Rob Schneider's line in The Water Boy, but this movie is not even close to that. These actors are nothing without other people's talents. Half of the plot revolved around eight year olds getting behind some people who could make a stand against bullying; the other half was a nonsensical attempt at comedy for those already in their teens. The people who could find the sexual terms "homerun, going all the way, and ovulating" funny don't want to hear third graders give commentary to a baseball game. This movie has no target audience: it has an old man in his underwear flicking people off, gay guys, Davie Spade talking about a movie with lesbian sex scenes, Bill Romanowski giving himself a titty twister, a midget with a peanut butter statue, an emotional speech about how bullying was bad, and dozens of third graders. This movie also had its fair amount of mess ups. A kid being called out on a dropped third strike when no one ever got him out at first, the fact that the Benchwarmers would never win a baseball game if the opposing team had intentionally walked Rob Schneider, (who was the only one who could hit the ball on the team). You could tell some part of the movie was voiced over, because the person would say something differently when the camera wasn't on him. And on top of all of that I have never seen worse acting in any movie I paid to see. Adam Sandler had no cameo in this movie, and he was producing it. This film was probably a way of Adam Sandler saying, "You guys can have your own little film over here, now please don't ask to be in mine." It was so bad that the critics weren't allowed to see it in advance because they knew how bad it was. As the film's final line goes:"This was a complete waste of time wasn't it?"