joke, right?

Rating: 2/10 (21 February 2000)

Remember that silly looking guy from the Spin Doctors? You will after you see "The Beach."
Remember why you quit watching MTV? You will after you see "The Beach."
Ever wonder how "Lord of the Flies" would read if it were written for "Teen People" magazine?
How would "Apocalypse Now" have been different if it had been adapted by, say, Jewel - and Marty Sheen's job been given to Rickey Schroder?
You have got to see this film! It's as bad as "Orgazmo" - but here, the thing seems to take itself so seriously that you get the idea that someone thought we might not notice!
And the best part is - most of us probably won't! I thought this was either a really, really bad movie or else a really, really good joke.
That's what I thought.