Where's Gilligan?

Rating: Null/10 (19 February 2000)

Beautiful photography, good performances (especially by Leo as a not so nice fella), but what is up with island? It had more logic problems than Gilligan's Island. Beyond the obvious of where do they go to the bathroom, the living arrangement of the beach is very bizarre. It's supposed to be a small paradise, but you have at least 20 or more people living there. They can't leave the island for fear someone will find out, but who's keeping there? And, they can't leave the island, yet the leader leaves to buy all kinds of products, save for food. So you have these purists that aren't exactly living off the land. What do they do with all the trash on the island? It isn't like a garbageman will pick it up. Leo's hill assignment is ridiculous. They stick him up there without food and water. Yeah, he'll be just fine. "Apocalypse Now" and "Deer Hunter" ensues.