wow.

Rating: 1/10 (6 November 2002)

This review is for anyone who has previously seen this movie and actually liked it--run now, because you are going to be arrested soon for possession. Pot, crack, heroin, SOMETHING... because you were obviously high when you saw this film. "The Beach" was by far the absolute worst movie I have ever seen. There was nothing I enjoyed about it--I was too p***ed off about how completely moronic it was to even LOOK at the scenery. Once I saw this movie called "The Triangle" and hated it. It is on TV right now and looks like it should win Best Picture in comparison to "The Beach." How anyone ever came up with the idea to write this screenplay is beyond me. Apparently the book is pretty good... sorry to whoever wrote it, but the movie is so bad that I no longer have any respect for you or anyone you know. Leonardo DiCarprio is now my least favorite actor.
In summary, watching this movie made me want to kill myself. I am not a suicidal person, but after realizing that there are people on earth who enjoyed watching "The Beach" I decided that life is no longer worth living. Everytime someone watches this movie, the world becomes a stupider place. Thank you for your time, and I'd like my two hours back.