This was 3 movies stitched together

Rating: Null/10 (24 January 2003)

Hmm, let me see, there's a Bangkok movie with Leo running into "Daffy" (a manic Robert Carlyle who was fun to watch)...the beach movie where the community adjusts to Leo's arrival, and the third part which was a total mess. Leo's little pantomime among the smuggler-drug dealer types with their guns at their side while they were sleeping was either the most ridiculous moment in movies for a long time or the funniest. Leo DiCaprio is not yet a great "bad actor" like Keanu Reeves or Nicolas Cage, but he's getting there.
Relax and have fun with The Beach, it's got some eye candy, scenery and a bit of action here and there, but mostly it's just a very silly messed up movie that you should just sit back with your friend and enjoy pointing out all the inconsistencies and bloopers. Hilarious.