Not Scary

Rating: 5/10 (9 April 2015)

Okay, here's my criteria for a scary movie: SOMEONE IMPORTANT HAS TO DIE NEAR THE BEGINNING!!! Nobody dies, not scary ... simple as that. My wife thought it was laughably ridiculous, I thought it was "ite." If you want to see a really scary movie go see Alien without knowing what it is about (like I did with this one). That was a truly scary movie. I never felt like this one really took off. However, I will admit I may not be the one to ask: I never felt that The Exhorcist was scary either. I don't understand why 98% of the critics on RottenTomatoes thought this was good (not only good but 8.2). I gave it a 5 and that sounds about right.