Should have been called The Sh*tiator

Rating: Null/10 (24 January 2005)

This was a terrible film, probably one of the worst to come out this year (although that's not saying a whole lot). I thought DiCaprio looked like a scared 10 year old boy pretending to be an obsessive compulsive retarded chimpanzee. I don't know what Scorcese was thinking...why did it have to be 3 f**king hours long!!! I wanted to vomit all over myself. The fact that he had to rely on cheap computer graphics made the whole film seem cheesy and fake. This only confirms my theory that Scorcese has outlived his glory days, and will spend the rest of his film-making days trying to make epic over-inflated, under inspired pictures that fall horribly short. Even as a fan of aviation I was not very interested in watching the movie because I was so disgusted. I thought the urine in the milk bottles was a bit funny though.