Absolute p*sh

Rating: 1/10 (21 March 2006)

Okay maybe that's not too fair....oh wait...it is....this firm sucked like Elton John drunk on champagne. Looked great but where was the story? It was longer than John Holmes on poppers. I watched it to the end and forget the start of the film! Martin you deserve your eyebrows shaved for this one!
There was zero structure and Leo still looks like he's acting in a school play. Ther worst thing is that I told my wife this film would be good. As a direct result, I'm having to watch American Idol and Masterchef. Oooooo Scorcese or whatever you're called, when I'm famous and sniffing coke off the back of a Texan beauty queen, I'll be having a quiet word with you son!