2 hrs and 23 mins of fluffs

Rating: 3/10 (13 May 2012)

For those of you who are looking for more than just action sequences, this is going to be a very long film for you; my advice is: visit the restroom as often as you'd like, don't torture yourself.
Take away the very predictable first 45 minutes of team assembly and the final 45 minutes of predictable one-sided mano-a-mano, there's still 50 minutes in the middle to put together a decent story. But when all is said and done, you'll find it's impossible to describe what the movie was really about. After all, no one ever promised it's a movie about anything.
Worry not though, no one is ever going to ask you about the storyline. Your sole responsibility is to remember the details of the special effects e.g. how the smoke coming out of a broken rotating blade is sucked back into it. Abandoning that, and you've just wasted a good chunk of your life.
So, choose wisely. If you're like me who can think of a million other ways to spend 2.5 hours of weekend time, you probably should choose one of those instead.