With the same NYPD squad car being thrown through Times Square!

Rating: 1/10 (13 August 2015)

PROS: I, too, was piqued by the anticipated team-up between Batguy, Scatguy, Iron Dude, Deep-Driller, Work-the-Shaft Man, Mushroom Maven, and other characters and properties that were interesting until I realized that I had responsibilities. The best part of the movie was when Batguy or one of those other interchangeable, starry-eyed dolts turned on his magical jet-skis thereby exciting all of the overgrown basement-dwelling bedwetting imbeciles who still subsist entirely on allowance money. Oh, man. You should have seen them. You could smell the Doritos and undigested quesadillas from a mile away.
Oh, and can we have more of AC/DC's "Back in Black" during the teasers for each superhero's own movie? It is clear we cannot get enough. The music underscores the badassery of each character even though we know that neither of the actors nor actresses can throw a decent punch to save their lives.
CONS: It could have used a story.