The Best B Movie Ever!

Rating: 2/10 (17 November 2013)

What in the actual hell, 8.2 people, you gave it 8.2? UGH, UGH, UGH, UGH, UGH.
1. Nick Fury played by a weak voiced pip squeak whiny voiced guy? Forgot his name, yeah know he's famous, but all the way through: B MOVIE ACTING. Montel Williams acted better in that nuclear missile movie. Not that he woulda pulled that role off though.
2. I hate that damn CIA guy, whatever he is, the SHIELD moron, the cutesy white guy, his look doesn't match his personality in the movie in my opinion, and his acting was eh. Like idolizing Captain America? The hell for, so he did some stuff in the past long ago thanks to an experiment and for that he becomes an idol? He's still a moron, he's just on magic steroids witha special shield. OooooOoO.
3. How can Scarlett, whatever he character name is, be all calm and cool like a snake and blow up a hospital with people in it, but then when the Hulk fights her, they show this stupid scene of her doing a horribly fake shaking, hugging her knee, like she's scared, only her acting with the shaking is utterly kiddie like, terrible, not believable, and oh yeah so I was gonna say: how can she be scared all the sudden after being cool as a snake, actually more fearless since she was at the beginning of the movie being dropped from a huge height while tied up, but then when moron Hulk pops out she's shaking like a little baby?? HUH?! 4. Why did Thor suddenly act like he was out of breath when that dumb SHIELD agent I just mentioned got stabbed? That winds THOR? Fail.
5. Why is the guy playing Captain America A STIFF? Why when Thor slammed his shield did he get up and then do a slow robot turn? How stupid. And then when Iron Man mentions the red level, he does this stiff (and it happened to fast, bad directing) step back like he's just realized something profound, but it looks dumb.
6. So when Captain America jumps towards the lever, THEY MAKE A COMPUTER GENERATED VERSION OF HIM JUMPING. WHY? It looked dumb, like those stupid CG's of spiderman in the spiderman movies. Just dumb.
7. How the hell is the Hulk intelligent in this movie when he's supposed to be an angry retard? 8. Why is Thor always being a cry baby in this movie? Stupid, so shallow, bad directing.
9. How the hell is Thor able to be stabbed by a little blade when the hulk can't even make him bleed? Ooops? 10. What was with the fake "what happened?" sht at the end when Iron Man woke up? Damn that was so fake and pretentious and weak. "What, what happened, I can't remember directing a nuclear missile into a wormhole and going into outer space and being pushed out by the explosion, whu, whu?" Shut up.
11. Oh and damn how cheap was that when Scarlett got pinned by some metal rod thing and damn how could you not smell the director saying, "Oh, check out her ass"? UGH. STUPID. SHE'S ALREADY WEARING TIGHT PANTS MORON DIRECTOR, YET YOU DECIDED TO SAY, "CURVE UR ASS UP, IT'S FOR THE LITTLE BOYS" when her ass is already all over the movie in those tight pants? You cheap idiot.
12. Why is Hawkeye played by an oldish ugly guy with shtty acting skill? He was good in Hansel and Gretel, however it's spelled, but sucky in this movie. Who the hell's idea was it to do that gay scene where he crashes into the building window and goes "Ah, aaaah" when he landed on his back, like that was so profound and making this epic music to that. He shouldn't have even been in the movie his role was so pathetic and dumb.
The only guys in here whose acting was great was Iron Man and Loki. I never once thought Loki out of character, maybe for a split second, but that was just day dreaming, not cuz of his acting. And Pepper, who was way underused, was good, never think of her as "Gywneth" when she's acting.
And what the hell, Scarlett is being used in Age of Ultron? She sucks man, she's some pretentious fighter bitch, her ass is not that great, she's too short. You can't think of any better females to plug in that movie, you have to use her? Whoever is directing these movies is an idiot with bad taste. Sad such a great soundtrack was used for such a sht movie.