What the hell was that?

Rating: 3/10 (11 March 2015)

If you're going to rate Marvel's The Avengers by how much CGI was fit into its mere 143 minutes, than give it the highest rating you can. Otherwise, this movie was nothing more than a huge headache.
Also, I am a HUGE comic book reader and fan of the original comic books, but I wasn't breathtaken at all. Whatsoever.
This movie was just a bore, let me tell you why.
If your protagonists cannot be harmed, then where's the thrill? Thor is the God of thunder, and with that title also comes a fact: he's immortal. The Hulk can be shot at with anything and still bounce out of the dust and smash s**t. Captain America has his "magic shield" that can be hit by Thor's hammer and not receive a single scratch (No, really! If you watch the scene the paint doesn't even get scratched). Iron Man is Iron Man. His suit can be broken but he has a million gadgets that can get him out of any trouble. Hawkeye's character in this film was nothing. The Avengers could have lived without him. Black Widow...she's just a chick with a gun. If you read the actual Black Widow comic books (pre-Iron man) the protagonist doesn't wield guns but giant blasters on the top of her hands which shock enemies to the point of paralysis called "Stings". Yet they managed to turn her character into an irrelevant outcast that just stands out like a sore thumb. And last time I checked, Black Widow wasn't even originally in the Avengers. The originals were Thor, Iron Man, Captain America, and SPIDER MAN. Who thought it was a good idea to put her in this movie? Sorry, but her character was cardboard. Let's also discuss the fact that the group stayed on a friggin' flying carrier boat for a good 57 minutes of the movie, I mean it really feels like it when you're pulling your hair out and praying to anything holy that something will actually happen.
If you're a real fan of these characters and you've spent a huge portion of your life reading about them, then please, out of respect for their original creators, please watch the movie and actually visualize what the hell is going on screen before leaving a 10 star review saying that this movie was visually surpassing or it was perfect in every way. As far as I know, this film's only good aspect was that it was sometimes pretty and it can entertain a drooling infant.
3/10