The Assassination of Jesse James' story

Rating: 1/10 (19 February 2008)

Worst movie I've seen in years. It's a slow, shallow attempt at art. Some of the acting was good but the story line was week and shallow. Give a dead man a camera and you'll end up with a better movie. If Jesse James were alive he would shoot everyone involved in this miserable waste of time. The only redeeming quality of this movie is as a cure for insomnia. I want my 160 minutes back. Seriously, I would shoot myself if my name was on the credits to this movie. A drunken monkey could fling poo at a wall and create a better, more intelligent piece of art that would stink less. On a beer scale this movie is a keg. You will die of alcohol poisoning before you get drunk enough for this movie to be remotely entertaining. Read the phone book, it's more exciting.