a monkey taking a dump would be more amusing (spoiler alert)

Rating: 1/10 (28 April 2011)

just a horrible Horrible HORRIBLE movie. what the hell is with the narrator through the whole frigging movie?! young guns was loosely based on a true story, tombstone was based on a true story.... yet those two movies actually kept me interested. I want my 2 hours back. If you have a chance to watch this particular flick...... PASS, punching yourself in the balls would be more entertaining. Yes they stuck to the story of how Jesse James was "murdered". They completely skipped over the largest part of the action involving Jesse James life, instead that creepy narrator steps in and describes the action. There is only roughly 10 minutes of this movie actually worth watching (if that. I would have to bust out a stop watch and re-watch it, which I am not going to do). It's almost like they were trying to teach me a frigging history lesson, I honestly felt like I was back in class.