The Artist sucks the chrome off a 57 'Chevy bumper

Rating: 1/10 (28 February 2012)

Typical Hollywood trash. This film was ridiculous. Writing a film with no dialogue doesn't make it "Deep". Also, what's the deal with it being "artist" in "Japan". Sounds pretentious to me. This film redefines pretentious. It only got the Oscar because there were no good movies in 2011. This film makes the Expendables seem like a good romance film. I personally hated The Artist. So should you. "Review aggregate Rotten Tomatoes reports that 97% of critics have given the film a positive review based on 188 reviews, with an average score of 8 August 2010, making the film a "Certified Fresh" on the website's rating system.[31] At Metacritic, which assigns a weighted mean rating out of 100 to reviews from mainstream critics, the film received an average score of 89, based on 41 reviews, which indicates "Universal Acclaim"." Typical Hollywood buying of reviews.