cinematic equivalent of toilet paper

Rating: 1/10 (13 July 2012)

this 'movie' is terrible. the story is congested - as if trying to cram aspects of the previous 3 spider-man films into 1, newer and incredibly mediocre retooling. peter parker is suddenly a super smart über nerd with math skills that rival professional geneticists? and a tough guy skateboarding hipster? really? well, i have a bridge i'd like to sell you...
there went 2 hours of my life i desperately want back.
this cinematic suppository is not worth your money, at least certainly not in theaters. personally, i'd rather watch paint dry.
if you really want to watch this steaming pile of garbage, wait for the DVD release. something tells me it won't be in theaters for long.