Decidedly NOT Amazing

Rating: 3/10 (17 July 2017)

There is no question that this movie is bad. The dramatic skateboarding. The laughable post-bite freak-outs. The obnoxious seriousness that pervades any fun that could be had. However, the worst part is just how unnecessary it all is. If any product ever screamed of money-grabbing, this is it. The times the movie works directly correlates to when Stone and Garfield are sharing the screen, or when he's fully suited.