If films had a specific category for the mentally retarded, this film would be their delegate.

Rating: 1/10 (30 May 2013)

This is easily one of the most horrendous experiences I've ever endured. I sat through this illustration of how bad acting can possibly get for more than an hour. It was excruciating. The pain was on par with having a giant cactus shoved in your recently prolapsed butt hole as a hammer smashes your ball sack while a series of glass tubes are repeatedly inserted into your weiner and destroyed only to have to pain slightly tranquilized by an injection of sea salt and lemon juice, accompanied with the shame of your mother watching you. In other words, it's not a good feeling whatsoever.There is a distinct absence of emotion within all the characters. You have to be either blind, deaf, or mentally deficient in every way imaginable to even try to enjoy this tragedy.