Just 5 words: Wait Until It Is Rifftrax'd

Rating: 1/10 (2 August 2014)

And there's no doubt it will be and will be 1kx better!! Maybe then it would be worth watching. Since I need to fill 10 lines of text.... I got through not even the opening scene before wishing it was already riffed, kind of like trying to watch any Tom Cruise movie. I can't even come close to MKB humour normally but felt I was damn close in the first 10 minutes here. Cliché characters, insipid dialogue and amateurish acting. I never thought I'd admire the fine acting abilities of Tobey but at least it was realistic in a fantasy film. And BTW, shame on Denis Leary for appearing to look like Willem DeFoe in the cop car scene.