The Average Spider-man 2: Flop of Electro

Rating: 5/10 (17 April 2014)

Garfield is the best Spider-man in the stupidest universe. I don't know why Dr Manhattan was running around in underpants, and how he soon after managed to find super spandex armour, but he should have stayed on his home planet.
I wish I was Vishnu so I could give this movie all my thumbs down. Except for one, which goes up for 'Garfie' and Gwemma Staney (I hear they like being called that). It was just...so long. And pointless. Then Dane Dehand shows up as the Green Gobjob and he looks like a flying booger-monster.
I don't recommend this movie. If nobody watches it maybe Sony'll give up the rights and Marvel can make a good movie. I hope they keep Andy Garf as spider-man.
What a bucket of crap.