The Notebook meets boring Spider-Man

Rating: 3/10 (21 April 2014)

This film is an average flick. That's it. If you are expecting a great action movie. This isn't for you. If you like Twilight, The Notebook, mix in a little Titanic love story this movie is for you. At one point, as Spider-man is being knocked around off of pole after pole the noise it makes is the Itsy Bitsy Spider song! Spider-man says I hate that song. It's Batman & Robin Bad.
I wanted a popcorn, summer action movie. What I got was Peter Parker, Gwen love story. The movie has about 15 mins of action.
The movie starts with Peter Parker's Dad & Mom. I have zero clue who these people are & I could care less about them!! The chase scene is next & Spider-man's one liners are so cheesy it will take you out of it. About 90 mins into the movie is the next action scene. A Times Square battle which is pretty cool but for some reason Marc Webb went John Woo crazy Slo-Mo. I was expecting doves to fly out after an explosion. The ending action scene is a mess.
Peter & Gwen just graduated from high school yet they are the two most boring people alive. It was like watching a boring marriage. The whole sub plot with Peter & his parents is BORING. The whole movie is BORING. They are trying to create a back story that just doesn't work. It could have been all cut out & no one would have cared.
The Green Gobin is in the movie for maybe 5 mins. Electro is in the movie for maybe 10 mins. Rhino is in the movie for maybe 2 mins. It's the final 2 mins, Rhino is in the film for & oh boy is it AWFUL. Rhino screams I am Rhino!! For no freaking reason. A little kid, who is allowed to stand 30 yards away from a Machine Rhino thing shooting foot long bullets, decides to step in front of it!!! Spider-man has a nice talk with the kid as the Machine Rhino just watches. Spider-Man jumps to attack Rhino & just as they are about to fight the movie ends. Terrible film