How not to make a super-hero movie

Rating: 3/10 (24 May 2016)

Have you ever watched a movie where every character without exception could have scored lower on an I.Q test than an autistic rabbit? Now try watching one of those movies that doesn't have Vin Diesel in it... It's unbearable. Everything about the amazing spider man 2 is so stupid it boggles my mind that a group of people getting paid millions of dollars thought this stuff up, wrote it down, were OK with it, then everybody they showed it to also was OK with it. Take the ending for example: spider-man fights the rhino. So this idea seems like it could go many ways, but here is what the fine writers behind this movie came up with for it. First off the rhino must be played by an overweight paul giamatti and he must use the most stereotypical Russian accent possible. Next, crowds have to be standing no less than 100 feet away watching as the rhino shoots his .50 caliber machine guns at police officers, and no they do not ever appear worried for their own safety. Then once spider-manchild comes to the rescue rhino better give him a full 30 seconds to make a speech and crack a joke before firing at him because this is a sh!t movie after all. Oh and by the way we don't get to see this fight scene, it cuts off right before the two come in contact with each other. Did I mention this entire scene was in the trailer for the movie. Yeah I don't think anybody involved in this film actually gave a fvck about it in the slightest. Even this score to this movie is laughably bad. Just listen to the dubstep that comes on every time Jamie Fox's villain decides to show up on screen and display his full spectrum of autism for the world to see. I'm sure some 55 year old board room member went "yeah dubstep. That's what the kids are into... Fvck this movie up with some dubstep guys!" There's way too many flaws to type in this review, so I'll mention the few pros... Some interesting and well filmed action scenes. Andrew Garfield does really well in this film. That's about all I've got. So yeah this film gets a 4/10. Thanks for ruining green goblin by making him more like a herpes ridden goblin who gives bjs at truck stop bathrooms for whatever money you got in your pocket,