For teenagers.

Rating: 4/10 (23 August 2014)

This is the worst Super Hero movie I've ever seen. Besides the old Batmans. This is about teenagers, written for teenagers, and believed by teenagers. They lost me at - " I love you so much. But I can't be with you because your dad asked me not to." Ya. That kind of cheese. It seems like every tween/ teen movie has to have some tortured love affair, that isn't really tortured at all, but is made to be by the overly dramatic and emotional protagonists who create all their drama. Just because they have to be agonized over something. So, the story line is dumb. Just dumb. Not too much thinking involved here whatsoever on any kind of level. I mean. They didn't even try to sound smart. Characters, dumb. They didn't even try to make them realistic or cool at all. Just a bunch of unnessesary drama.. And exaggerated emotional response. Like a Soap Opera . But at the movies. The Villains are usually good in these big budget air headed cinema fast food, but even Electro let me down. Spider-Man / Peter Parker is just an obnoxious and arrogant kid, played well by whoever played him.. Just not appealing. At all. His girlfriend, same. Just another really skinny blonde girl in a movie .. No charisma. At all. I'm figuring these two must've known somebody or be related to someone to have landed these parts at all. Both not bad actors, just nothing else.. And I didn't want to stare at them. The script is irritating , juvenile, and overly confident, bordering on arrogant for all of it's mindless fluff. Don't watch this movie if you've taken high school science.. I know, I know, it's a fantasy; at least I believed Iron Man. That is essentially the problem with this movie. They don't have anything, to give you that you can believe. I mean, absolutely nothing.