The Adventures of Bland Boy and his dog, Exposition.

Rating: 2/10 (1 June 2012)

Dear oh dear, it seems loads of people were blown away by the film's impressive animation, and thus came away thinking it was a good film. I found it boring to say the least. I don't care how good the film looks, it was just filled with unfunny humour and exposition. My two stars are for the animation alone. It also had John Williams' worst score for a film - I had the feeling he couldn't have cared less about it. The poor script writing is what makes this film interminably dull - and we can thank Steven Moffat for that. Anyone who's ever watched Doctor Who will know that Moffat loves his exposition. He just can't help but get characters waffle on about what's happening in the film, and what will happen if they don't stop the bad guy etc etc. The whole film felt like an ordeal that had to be overcome. How can so many talented people (not including Mr Moffat) have made such a bland film?