worst 12 quid I ever spent

Rating: 1/10 (16 September 2005)

I fail to see how anyone found this movie remotely funny. If I hadn't been there with someone who actually wanted to watch it I would have walked out. This was probably the longest 2 hours of my life.
I think the script (if indeed there was one) was written in an afternoon by a couple of 13 year old boys. The real problem being that after they had written 15 mins worth they had to pad out the other 90 with the most inane dialogue I have ever heard.
If you get a chuckle out of hearing the F word or the 100's of euphemisms to describe genitalia then knock yourself out. As for the rest of you buy some paint with the 12 quid, paint the wall and watch it dry. It will be a better way to spend your time and money.