How much would you pay to swim in 900 people's vomit?

Rating: 1/10 (3 September 2005)

My friends wanted to see this; I thought it might be cute. Unfortunately, it was far from cute, and nowhere near enjoyable. It wasn't crude humor, not even risqué, just ultra gross. Within 3 minutes of the intro, I was highly disappointed. Within 15 minutes I was retching and wanted a refund. It was beyond filthy, it was rancid. I walked out of the theater, and I never do that. It really was heinous. Utterly abominable. Absolutely disgusting; nasty; heinously offensive to all decency; gross!
If you like to watch losers make sentences and entire conversations out of nothing except the F word and gutter synonyms for genitals and sex, then you might like this show. If you have any common(?) decency, do something else. Anything else. This is sick. You're better off hiring 900 vomiters to fill your bathtub and your bed with vomit.