Typical garbage for degenerate Americans

Rating: 3/10 (22 December 2007)

Dorky guy reaches forty without having sex. Friends at work find out and take him under their wing to "help" score. Much hilarity ensues.
That's the plot in a nutshell.
First, the one good thing I have to say about this film: the "virgin" character is not the utterly hopeless, helpless dork going around performing "golly gee" gags throughout the entire movie. He's quite sharp and socially adept. It's just that, you know... he has this fear of sex from past experiences.
Had this film been written by a real screenwriter for a serious audience, the exploration of the main character's overcoming his inner demons could have been great. But it wasn't.
What we get here is a typical "American Pie"-esque piece of degenerate manure smeared on celluloid. It's an endless stream of vulgar "jokes" and dialog snippets so incredibly preposterous, so bizarre, that one must wonder if the writer was having a bad attempt at surrealism.
One example is the part where the main character's boss is telling him of her first sexual experience with some Guatemalan houseworker, then proceeds to actually *sing* the "Guatemalan ballad" that he sang to her after he "made love to her." It is utterly irrelevant and just plain weird.
The only people who I can imagine enjoying this film are typical degenerate, ignorant, badly educated American teenagers and college students who'd probably just watch it on some kind of drug anyway, snickering incessantly the entire time.
Unless you fit that description or have a morbid curiosity for a rather fitting display of America's social freakishness as portrayed through its trash "art," I'd suggest you do not waste your time with this imbecilic filth.
There are other films that have been stimulating and vulgar at the same time. This one is just juvenile -- a very socially maladjusted version of juvenile.