Dirty, Disgusting, Degenerate, Denegrating, Depraved, Disappointing...

Rating: 1/10 (8 July 2006)

One of the worst wastes of film, money and time in the history of cinema. I am only glad that I didn't see this in a theater and waste my money in it only to be associated with it in any way. From the promotions you'd think it was a light-hearted comedy. There is nothing light-hearted (the only thing light about this movie is the amount of brain matter in the skulls of the so-called writers) or funny about this trash. From the start it is a matter of endurance to see how many filthy, obscene or embarrassing phrases, words or images can be thrown at the unsuspecting audience for absolutely no reason as if not being a virgin means you are a demented pervert with a proclivity for spouting every vulgar word known to humanity.
You should not only never see this trash, you should take pains to make sure no one you know ever sees it and that your local stores and rental spots don't stock it.
I fear for the future of humanity when I read rave reviews (including a professional critic who one hopes only recommended this garbage as a result of a disabling stroke) for this dreck.
I only saw this movie (and was actually looking forward to it) because I am a big fan of "The Office." Now I may never be able to watch or enjoy "The Office" again because of having images of this trash.
To be honest, I put a "spoiler warning" on this review just in case but could not stand sitting through it (even at home) to see how it (mercifully)ends. But if the trivia section is true that Carrell literally had his chest hairs pulled out during the making of this film it could never approach the painfulness of sitting through it.