Slap-Togethers aren't an excuse.

Rating: Null/10 (4 October 2004)

Just in my honest opinion, even though this was based largely off of Beowulf, I did not even care for some hero who was overrated and did nothing but boast about his victories half of the time. Plus taking both that epic and Michael Crichton's story and ripping off details in such a deliberate fashion is no excuse for a movie. Totally and utterly pathetic.
Also the beginning of the film with the vikings constantly laughing was very annoying. I shouldn't even give this movie a 1/10.
Sad considering this kind of half-ass garbage is still done as of today. Some people really shouldn't have passed film school... :P