This is a film?

Rating: 1/10 (27 February 2000)

I never dreamed it possible for a film to have less of a plot than "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians", but this mindless flick accomplished it.
You could only like this movie if you enjoy watching gore. Banderas and co fight this bear tribe, then they leave, then they fight them again, then they leave, then they attack a few in their caves, then they leave, then they attack again, then its over, what a complex plot!

I'm astonished I watched the whole thing. This movie does not deserve the high rating of 1 that I gave it, but I had to at least try to bring down that grossly inaccurate rating.