My date and I almost left the theater in disgust.

Rating: 2/10 (2 February 2010)

I went to this movie on a date. There wasn't anything good showing, so we picked this movie. We both were in awe of how awful this movie was. The only good thing about the movie was the stunning visuals. After that, I wasn't impressed at all. Let me summarize the movie for you. This is a spoiler, so please don't listen to me if you want to see this movie. A priest is basically forced to travel on a boat to fight a vicious enemy. The enemy is a lanky green woman who looks like she's on heroin. Her warriors are people running around with buffalo heads placed on their heads. They kill the buffalo people and kill the screwed up woman. Done deal. Yep, that's the movie. No point to the movie. No good villains. No good ending. Don't waste your time on this movie. I'm surprised my date went out with me ever again.