Hunk o' Junk

Rating: 1/10 (26 April 2000)

What a mess. This movie is a complete, utterly stupefying bore of a movie. The script is inane. The acting is somewhere else. And what about those incredibly fake looking shots of that boat on the seas ... I could have filmed a toy boat in my own bath tub and made it look more realistic than this. They need a "13th warrior"? This movie needs a whole lot more. Avoid or perish!