The Scandinavian Magnificent Seven (or 13)? Give me a break...

Rating: Null/10 (28 August 1999)

I am a big Banderas fan, and have been dying to see an honest action movie for way too long. However, this is another disappointment. Unless you are under 14, you are not likely to believe that 13 men can defeat hordes of brutal horsemen, aren't you? And the goofs, oh Lord! Say, when the good guys dive in a cave stream in what seems like the middle of the Earth itself, and all of a sudden the underwater world is brightly lit, like they are snorkeling in Fiji or whatever. What a way to lose $7.50...