loud and empty

Rating: 1/10 (22 June 2009)

I emerged from this film feeling conned and with a headache to boot, Derivative even from the beginning of the title sequence I've never this movie bludgeoned me with its stupidity.
It constantly tested my patience with it's ridiculous plot, this is a straight to DVD movie AT BEST, and should have been made for 10 million rather than the obscene 200 million it's rumoured to have cost.
Unworthy of it's A list star, unmitigatedly stupid and predictable. Arnie appearing in 3-d was the final straw, I spent the next week chastising myself for spending the eleven quid on admission. Seeing the directors name was Mc-G was surely the moment i should have left the cinema.