Piece of crap waste of money and time

Rating: 1/10 (24 August 2009)

Sucks is too nice of a word for this crap-fest. I knew from the opening sequence this was going to be an enormous waste of my time, not to mention the 1 dollar it cost me.
John Connor is not really in this movie very much, so I don't know why Bale is pushed as the star. He sucks anyway. He really is terrible. It took another over-hyped film The Dark Knight to make people even notice he existed.
Lots of the stupid nonsense in this movie is, of course, listed in other reviews here but I've got to mention them anyway.
This movie temporarily turned into Transformers when the giant robot came out of nowhere and began stomping things. Why are they collecting people? Why do Terminators struggle to get a hold of someone, TOSS THEM AWAY and then try to get them again? Does that make sense? Why do they have robot/motorcycles that crash all the time and have HUMAN CONTROLS? Bale gets on one and rides it away, so it must have steering and a shifter for humans. Now that's just gay.
Why, at the very beginning of the movie, does a handgun shot to the head kill a Terminator who is on the ground, but later on not even machine gun fire to the head can stop them? HOW STUPID!!
Just how did John Connor get into Skynet in the first place? This was HEADQUARTERS for Skynet. He plugged something in and doors opened. Hmm. Why have an army when one dufus can just infiltrate Skynet. And only one Terminator was guarding the door!
Then, for no reason whatsoever and with no explanation, Arnold Schwarzenneger appears, naked, popping out of some cell where Kyle Reese is supposed to be (why they kept him alive is beyond reason.) Stupid.
My favorite part, which made me leave the theater before Bale finished his stupid voice-over during the final minutes, was when the human/robot guy offers his heart to save John Connor. Here, take my heart! I know they just pop right in! You can do a heart transplant, right, pregnant lady? You can do that right here in this TENT! Look, there's a heart-lung machine and a team of 20 and a lifetime supply of anti-rejection drugs sitting right over there! Oh, and forget about compatibility. This will work because this movie is a steaming pile! Thanks for the money, SUCKER!