Skynet?Whynet?

Rating: 1/10 (22 November 2014)

I've only ever walked out of the cinema halfway through a movie twice in my 31 years.First was Predators and secondly was this movie.Waste of money some say.How can you hate it when you never seen the ending?others ask. Well I have seen the ending and due to a bad habit of completing trilogies/series I own a copy which I am proud to say is now a heavily stained coffee coaster not a tool of entertainment. I have so many questions: Why?Why?Do I expect too much?Do people read Scripts before allowing films to get made anymore? Being a review and not a forum I know these questions cant be answered so welcome to my review of Terminator Salvation.
So Kyle Reese is a teenager,John Connor knows he has to be sent back in time to bang his mum so he can be born which he learns from audio tapes Sarah Connors had made for him,t-800 model terminators haven't been produced yet and there's ex death row con who awakes in an underground chamber 10+ years after he signs his body over to a chick from skynet who looks like Mrs Tim Burton and he befriends Kyle Reese. Skynet are after Kyle Reese because they know hes Johns dad.So everyone but Kyle and the resistance know that his pubeless scrotum contains the Future hope of mankind.This all kinda makes sense to those familiar with the previous 2 movies (part 3 is dead to me) but if this is your first exposure to the terminator time lime then please forget this abomination and start with the 1984 original!!. I wanted this to be the first decent Cameronless Terminator film and looking back now once McG was thrown into the directors chair I should have preparedy myself for the abomimation that was to be released.
Story Issues: Marcus being more advanced than the yet to be produced T-800 John Connors daddy issues and being married to a redhead Skynet being smart enough to be self aware and rule the world and know Kyle Reese is the key to getting rid of Connor yet let Kyle survive and escape when he is captured and at Skynet HQ. Yet smart enough to let the resistance think that the frequency they have can bring down their network only for it to be a trap and they blow up resistance HQs submarine then making Connor leader of the resistance. The original scripted ending was far superior and from what I've read was changed on account of "ive smoked too many Marlboros" Christian Bale.
Characters: John Connors a cock head.Don't yell so much and no doubt 20 years of being told you're the chosen one for mankind will boost anyones ego to god-like
Marcarse-Could've been interesting,shouldn't be there,acts and talks like a robot even before he knows hes one.Guess that comes down to Plankingtons acting chops.
Kyle-Whinge whine whine.Michael Beihn needs to punch you in the throat.
Skynet-Dumbest world ruling super computer ever
Tim Burtons Husband-WHY?
I could go on and on with this but my toilet needs cleaning. Personally I view this movie as a skid mark in the pants of movie history and should be avoided at all costs.If anyone buys this for you as a present please punch them in face and immediately burn it.Im still shocked that this has a higher meta score than Predator and Highlander.