Filmmakers Discover Something called "Exploosions"

Rating: Null/10 (24 May 2009)

If you have never seen an action film, then you will enjoy this movie. If you've never seen a Michael Bay film, then you will enjoy this movie. If you've never gotten the point of concepts like "character" and "interest", then you will enjoy this movie. If you don't know what a cliché is, then you will enjoy this movie. If you think that luring your enemy's best, most feared and inspiring fighter into one of your main headquarters, even though he might, you know, destroy it and you don't guard the place at all or even stop him from setting explosives around it is a brilliant military tactic or even a half thought out rational idea, then you will enjoy this movie. If you go to any film that has actors portraying characters and they are talking and "acting" and you think "Why are their mouths moving, get to the BOOM-BOOM!" then you will enjoy this movie. Everybody else, sorry, you will not enjoy this movie. To those who loved a great couple of action/sci-fi pictures that were intelligently written and directed and had soul, then I'm especially sorry.