Loads of noise, but don't study the plot!

Rating: 5/10 (6 August 2012)

I'm a bit hard of thinking, so I was trying to get my head around the whole concept of robots that are programmed not to kill people whom they're supposed to kill by Skynet, who somehow created itself but wants to kill the guy who might destroy them, but somehow created itself in the process. That Skynet must be a really smart programme, because it sure bamboozled me with it's crazy scheme!
Luckily I could get back to mindlessly drooling and watching loads of stuff explode. Just wait till Christian Bale turns up with a jaw set so square you could crack walnuts in it. He's out to save Kyle Reese, and I'll be honest here and say it took a few minutes to remember who he was. That doesn't matter though, because if you start analysing this film, your gonna be really confused. There's loads of robot action to keep you mind off of things, so don't worry too much.
This film isn't all about making grand artistic statements. It just lots of noise and stuff. If you find yourself getting a bit upset about it, then you might want to go back in time and sort yourself out a bit before bleating about what's 'canon' and what not.