Terminator 5: Leaked script

Rating: 1/10 (5 June 2009)

Interior: McG's house. Doorbell rings. McG stops fellating Satan himself while receiving anal pleasure from a cadre of fat studio execs.
McG "I wonder who that could be?" McG opens door. Stood in front of him is a T-800 Model Terminator (Arnie..the real one, not some pisspoor CGI construct) Terminator: "McG? You have been targeted for termination for crimes against cinema, art and some of the best characters ever created." McG: "NO WAIT ! My names McGinty....not McG. I didn't do it. It wasn't my fault.....helllpppppp!" The Terminator produces a mini-gun (Ol' Painless from Predator) and riddles McG with bullets until all that is left is red mush.
Terminator: "You are terminated f***er!" ......some time passes...
Interior: Christian Bale's house. Doorbell rings.............
THE END