*swish* the HELL?!

Rating: Null/10 (14 July 2003)

Ha! I love the user's comments about this being the first Terminator movie since the "gay '90s" kicked in. It really does seem to fit... See, you have Arnold, who's square-headed, German, muscular and waxed and he plays a robot (or "cybernetic organism", excuse me, Ms. Thang). This is actually the third "him" to star in these movies, as it seems he is merely one of many copies of the same model ("gay clones", anyone?). Arnold appears in the present day world in a time rift the shape of a BALL. JAGGED lightning crackles around it. Arnold is naked. He goes to a roadside club in the desert that is having "Ladies' Night", which just means a gay male stripper is dancing there. The bearded biker bouncer guy at the door sees the naked Arnold and tells him "you'll have to go to the back". Anyway, if you've seen the movie, you know the rest. Okay, the girl Terminator comes to the present and is naked and has Venus De Milo hair which instantly changes moments later (thank god for that liquid metal hair). She walks up to this lady and says, "I like your car". Moments later she is seen in the car, wearing a leather outfit. That lady was wearing a shawl! ? I won't even start on the holes in the logic of this movie, they're too many. The chase scene is impressive, moreso than in Matrix 2. It was difficult to tell what was CGI and what was real. Thinly drawn characters you couldn't care about, stupid dialogue, terrible attempts at humor... Truly a Terminator movie for our time.