Just garbage...

Rating: Null/10 (5 July 2003)

ALL MY REVIEWS HAVE SPOILERS. EVERY ONE OF THEM.

Terminator 3 defies logic on so many levels. First of all, I have the same initial question with T-3 that I did with T-2. Why the hell does the future John Connor (or military personnel) continue to send old, obsolete model cyborgs to save him in the past? Wouldn't it make sense to send the same updated, slicker model that was sent to kill him? And why does the female T-X pump up her clevage to flirt with a cop? Isn't she the Terminator?? Why does she need tricks to get his gun? Just JACK HIM FOR IT like you do everything else! Speaking of the cop's gun, why does she even need it?? Her arm can shape into a gun, a rocket launcher, and a flame thrower. And why does she need to taste a bloody woman and bloody gauze pad to identify people? Isn't her tongue made from the same synthetic material her finger is? She should taste it as soon as she sticks her finger in it. She also murders a guy in a drive thru burger joint, but the window is on the right hand side. Why? Isn't this America?? And what happened to her mission to destroy John Connor's future lieutenants? She abandons that idea early on and decides to pursue John Connor and his future wife for the duration of the movie. The ending is anti-climatic. So anti-climatic in fact, I don't even remember how they destroyed the female Terminator in the end.
T-3 is a poor movie with a convoluted plot, uneven pacing, and boring action. The film in general feels small and incomplete. It ends with a door open for a sequel, but my anticipation is greater for Problem Child 9. Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines is simply garbage and anyone who likes it is stupid. Zero stars out of 5.