I want my 9 dollars back

Rating: Null/10 (29 July 2003)

I must preface this review with saying I was never a big fan of the Terminator franchise. That being said, the movie was terrible. I knew going into it that it wasn't going to be the next Citizen Cane, but this movie was missing many fundamental features of a movie. First they relied way to heavily on the prior movies explaining this one. Unless you watched the first two, the movie didn't make much sense. I think Velveeta made this movie, because it was cheesy. All of the silly cliché catch phrases made me wonder if it was on purposed to mock itself or mock us. Arnold should be ashamed of himself for even uttering some of those lines. There was no real plot development; it was more like one giant chase scene(which was very cool). I mean if that's what you're interested in.... That brings us to the end of the movie. It was like a cliff, it just stopped short. And that was quite a romance at the end too. How many guys have heard the phrase `not if you were the last guy on earth,' while trying to pick up chicks. Who would ever thought one of us would actually have to worry about that?