Put your hand in the hand of the machine that talks to the hand!

Rating: 10/10 (9 November 2003)

I give it a "10" (you James Cameron crybabies, you) for no other reason than "SPOILER ALERT!" "SPOILER ALERT!" "SPOILER ALERT!" Nick Stahl's uncanny Alexander Haig imitation at the end. Just one teensy, weensy bit of advice for our boys at the Department of Defense. The next time you spend hundreds of billions of dollars for a nuclear winter mountain retreat for the prez and his posse: Cough up some extra bucks and invest in valet helicopter parking!