Typical sequel rip-off, but a GREAT COMEDY!

Rating: 6/10 (15 April 2004)

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I was utterly disappointed with T3. Ok, I'm not a fan of Hollywood, and I pity those who are. But T2 was still special, and Arnold is more than just an actor to me, he's more like a god. But this flick.. If I were Arnold, I would break down and cry upon such a disappointing sequel to his T2, which happens to be one of the best sci-fi flicks of all times.

I think IMDB should add "comedy" to the list of genres for this movie. There are some scenes that are typicals of a successful comedy, and there are such amateur, impaired, and purely f***ed up scenes that try to be serious, but just make you laugh your ass off. Maybe a sci-fi flick cannot and moreover shouldn't explain everything in a logical way, but even that wouldn't make me forgive the huge error in this movie: Robots give humanly reactions and face gestures! WTF?!?! And the story is getting weaker and weaker.. I think if they try to make a T4, it'll be pure comedy. So I hope they don't try that, for the sake of not insulting the first 2 movies anymore.

Other than that, the things humans say, and the way Terminator answers them is simply hillarious! The dialogues, the questions and answers.. Everything!
Claire Danes: Go to hell you asshole! - Terminator : Unable to comply.
Terminator appears out of the void and saves the heroes' lives among all the explosions and stuff, and says: I'm back. (Oh really? Are you? I thought you were front.. Blah!)
How Terminator catches bullets with his teeth, how Kristianna enlarges her boobs (which I'd like to see in another setting *evil grin*) Give me a break! Those are too cheap even for a Hollywood flick!

Briefly, I couldn't stop laughing from the first minute of this movie until the last. And it doesn't offer much other than making you laugh in tears, so it qualifies as a perfect comedy. I had the feeling it would be disappointing like this, so I hesitated to watch it. But I couldn't bear the push, and rented the DVD. Do yourself a favour, and DO BEAR that push! Especially if you've seen T2 and liked it, avoid this one. Everything about this movie is just an insult to T1 and T2.
A generous 6/10 for T3, and that's for the comedy part ;-)