Feels like a Michael Bay film.

Rating: 1/10 (21 August 2007)

Ever since I've seen this in theater and most recently on cable, I thought "this is just like Michael Bay's films". And that thought serves me right; T3 is just like Bay's steaming piles, only difference is it's not directed by him. But for some inexplicable reason, the director chose to follow in Bay's footsteps and ends up making this film as if he looked through his anus for inspiration. Was they sleeping together when they made this? I can't say for certain, but maybe if I get or borrow a friend's copy, pop it in my DVD player and turn on "Director's Commentary" I may find the answer to that question(and thus will most likely return it back to the store or friend when done with such film). This is one of those films you find at a cheap motel in some seedy part of of a city populated by unspeakable horrors of "society". Not a guilty pleasure by any means, but you get the idea. Just prepare yourself for a roller-coaster of a nightmare; a nightmare that is this "film".