That was amAZing... ly bad.

Rating: 1/10 (2 December 2006)

Simply put, this film SUCKS harder than anything I've seen and is lamer and more pathetic than anything Michael Jackson, Carrot Top, and Gallagher together could produce. It tells the story of the D(icks) before we came to know them, setting up intriguing histories of Kage and Jables' upbringings, their comings together, and how they were inspired to write songs about such things as Lee, Sasquatch, and Dio. Most importantly, the increasingly obese, never funny, and awesomely mediocre Kevin Smith never appears in the film.
Fat Black's amphetamine fueled antics wear thin fast, and the high-school-play level writing doesn't help. "The Pick of Destiny" was so terrible that I have no qualms telling everyone to save your money. Last week we saw "Borat"--TEN TIMES BETTER. For anyone who truly loves their brain, STAY AWAY!!!!