Embarrassing to watch. Not Funny. Raunchy

Rating: 1/10 (13 December 2012)

When he was 8-years old John Bennett (Mark Walhberg) had no friends and got a teddy bear for Christmas; then he made a wish that the teddy bear could talk and when he woke up the next morning, the teddy bear did indeed talk. And, John Bennett and "Ted" became lifelong friends.
If parents are thinking this is a cute teddy bear story, they are in for the biggest surprise of their lives. This teddy bear story is laced with most foul language, sexual innuendos (and much was outright blatant) drinking and drug use. And, most of this came from the mouth of Ted. Nothing in here is remotely funny and really, it's just embarrassing to watch.
This could have been funny and a real treat, but the language and other stuff mentioned above killed it. There is nothing more to say. (0/10)
Violence: Yes. Sex: Simulated in places. Nudity: Yes, briefly Language: Yes. F-bomb heaven