Unbearable

Rating: 3/10 (9 March 2013)

A grown man lives with a talking teddy bear, which makes his girlfriend unhappy. The stuffed toy not only talks, but he spews profanity, drinks beer, smokes pot, and is sex-crazed. Isn't that hilarious? This movie is for those who find this concept irresistibly funny. The keyword here is "concept," because other than being foul-mouthed, the little guy doesn't say anything funny. The dialog and situations are painfully lacking in humor and the film goes on much too long. Not only is Macfarlane's script lacking in wit, but he wallows in phony sentimentality and sappy romance, making it unbearable. Wahlberg is a limited actor who is not suited to dumb comedies. He should stick with dumb action movies.