Terrible

Rating: 1/10 (20 July 2012)

I was surprised at how utterly awful TED was. It was truly and absolutely terrible. There was essentially no plot. It was one gimmick about an animated stuffed animal who curses a lot and spews a lot of raunchy, sexually explicit comments. It'd be okay for a five-minute sketch -- even a recurring sketch on SNL would have been okay -- but there simply isn't enough to make a full-length movie. I am surprised that the consensus seems to be positive, as this movie hovers at about a third-grade level.
Moreover, I was surprised at Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis -- not to mention Giovanni Ribisi -- all of whom have made quality, substantive movies/shows in the past, opted to be in this crap-fest. Farts jokes and a stuffed teddy bear having sex with a woman only go so far, and at least insofar as this reviewer is concerned, they don't go very far at all.
One of the worst movies I've seen in years.