Unfunny and Moronic Comedy

Rating: 3/10 (27 April 2014)

In Boston, the eight-year old lonely boy John Bennett has no friends. On the Christmas day, he wishes that his Ted bear comes to life and a miracle happens and Ted becomes his only friend. Twenty-seven years later, John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) is a pothead that works at a car rental and spends his idle time smoking pot and watching movies with Ted. He also has a girlfriend for four years, Lori Collins (Mila Kunis), who has a great job. Lori's boss Rex (Joel McHale) tries unsuccessfully to get into her pants. One day, John meets the weird Donny (Giovanni Ribisi) that worships Ted and wants to buy him for his son Robert (Aedin Mincks) but John refuses the offer. When Lori puts John against the wall to stay with her, John has to make a tough decision.
"Ted" is an unfunny and moronic comedy overrated in IMDb. The stupid jokes may be suitable for young teenagers and John Bannett and Ted are not charismatic characters. The plot is full of clichés and questionable humor and despite the good cast and cameos, watching "Ted" is a waste of time. My vote is three.
Title (Brazil): "O Ursinho Ted" ("The Ted Little Bear")