vulgar teddy and boring story....

Rating: 4/10 (13 July 2013)

make for a lousy movie. The problem with this comedy was that it just wasn't funny, especially the first half hour, most of it is a narrator and it was just boring. Basically an outcast named John wishes his teddy bear were real and be his friend. Well it happens. Skip ahead to a 35 year old John with a girlfriend, Lori, of 4 years. The 2 live together with Ted, the bear. Ted likes to smoke pot and be vulgar. He's a bad influence on John and Lori's had enough. So you know what's coming next, the ultimatum, and you know Ted won't leave John alone for long. And there's this really gross side plot of Ted getting it on with a fellow cashier. And of course Ted has to help John win Lori back and there is the side plot of Ted's crazy stalkers. But the jokes weren't funny.
FINAL VERDICT: A waste of time, skip it.