A New Low

Rating: 1/10 (13 February 2013)

I decided that I would sit down with my twenty-five year-old (yes, I know) brother today, and maybe even try to bond with him. Instead, he decided to put on Ted and I died a little bit on the inside.
Ted follows the misadventures of a loud-mouthed, misogynistic, homophobic, and malicious stuffed bear who just so happens to talk and still live with his original owner, That Guy. That Guy is generic and never really does anything interesting. Miraculously, he managed a relationship with the lovely Mila Kunis for four years, but even that one is still a mystery of convenience.
...And as I watched this, I couldn't help but notice how awful the writing was, too. It's like the movie was made for a twelve year-old child with no sense of right and wrong, or compassion. To enjoy something like this, you would have to be majorly baked. Otherwise, there's no hope for you as a human being. Sorry! You can roll your eyes at me as much as you want and say that I don't have a sense of humor, but you probably know that there is some truth in what I'm saying.
Ted is a repulsive, brainless comedy...Quite possibly one of the worst movies ever made. The fact that it's so over-rated disgusts me more than the millions of women who call the anti-feminist drivel, Twilight, a must see. (Self-hate, much?)