Dead Ted

Rating: 2/10 (19 January 2013)

Would've loved to given the film more "stars" due to a pretty nice story line .. however, as usual, Seth McFarlane just can't resist showing viewers how much garbage can be showcased out of one person's mouth & mind (notice I didn't say brain).
There's something really sick in an unhealthy way when someone messes around w/a child's most wholesome toy and drag it through such porno-laden filth. I'm more worried about McFarlane's fantasies than Kevin Clash's current alleged misdeeds...in my mind, the Academy stooping so low as to nominate any part of this film for any award at all shows how sad their standards have fallen.
McFarlane's "creativity" is so unevolved, it's an insult to viewers who hoped for some redemptive power to attach itself to an otherwise nice story by turning it into a hate fest against any type of decency in any level of relationships. Mark Wahlberg and Patrick Stewart -- shame on you for wasting your time and talent on such a low-down piece of cinematic filth & waste of celluloid. Particularly offensive after reading a recent People's articles on how "wholesome" and ...well, whatever Wahlberg hopes to be as a "family man" for his kids. Uh huh. Yeah, move over Wahlberg..creating filth like this does little to make that believable.