Celebration of mediocrity

Rating: 1/10 (19 December 2012)

I have to confess that I have seen many bad movies in my life. This (so-called) comedy really makes the highest ranking so far. The director/screenwriter/narrator of Ted demonstrates a very restrictive and particular sense of humour that insists on highlighting sexual extravaganza over and over again. Believe it or not, there is actually a love story. By confusing "being funny" with "being vulgar", that story however gets lost pretty quickly. I saw no point in watching this movie till the end... to what end anyway? Since religious language is also abused all the time in pointless dialogues, maybe a prayer will serve as an appropriate conclusion: O Lord, have mercy!