The Vidiot Reviews

Rating: 5/10 (13 December 2012)

Ted
Typically, when an adult male still resides with the teddy bear he grew up with, the toy has since been grossly perforated with penis holes.
Fortunately, the stuffed-animal in this comedy appears to have all the correct orifices; however, one can converse.
Twenty-seven years after wising his inanimate Christmas present to life, 30-something John (Mark Wahlberg) now lives with the foul-mouthed plush Ted (Seth MacFarlane).
But when John's girlfriend (Mila Kunis) grows tired of Ted's debauchery and gives John an ultimatum, Ted's left to fend for himself.
Meanwhile, a rabid fan (Giovanni Ribisi) that obsessed over John's possessed plaything growing up plots Ted's abduction.
Conceived by the creator of Family Guy, Ted contains the same rudimentary comedy elements as its brethren: talking animals, odious behaviour, and laugh free jokes based on referencing stuff from the 1980s.
Besides, wouldn't a boy from the '80s rather wish to life his sister's She-Ra doll? (Red Light)
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