Worst movie I have ever seen: Total trash (warning: possible spoilers)

Rating: 1/10 (10 January 2013)

WARNING: POSSIBLE SPOILERS AHEAD!
First off, let me preface my review by saying the following. I do not mind crudeness in a film. I believe, if done in an appropriate manner, a moderate amount of crudeness can be quite funny. Now, having said that, I need to say the following. This may have possibly been the worst movie I have ever seen in my life and I've seen some pretty terrible movies. My husband wouldn't even finish it. Where do I even begin? One, total lack of a thought out story. Yes, the teddy bear was wished to life and they grew up together. Maybe if it were an Indie flick I could buy it as a social piece but no, it was far from that. Secondly, the acting was pretty unbelievable, as in, literally unbelievable. I have seen quite a few flicks with both Whalberg and Kunis and they are wonderful actors. I couldn't buy it in this film. Third, somewhere along the way, Seth Macfarlane decided that the only avenue to humor is through disgusting crudeness. There are reasons you can do thing was in an animation that you can't do in real life. He should have kept that in mind here. I mean, really, who WANTS to see a grown woman have sex with a teddy bear? I imagine the same sick-minded person who would find this movie at all good. It was filthy and completely tasteless. As I said, crudeness can be funny or it can be icky and this went head on for the latter. I almost have to question the intelligence of anyone who could find this movie entertaining, unless of course they are a teenage boy, then maybe I could see it. I immediately returned this to redbox. I wasn't spending another dime on it.