Utterly awful

Rating: 1/10 (21 July 2014)

This is an absolutely awful film and it is not even remotely funny. I have no idea why it was so well received. Personally I gave it a 1. I like both of the actors (Wahlberg and Kunis) and I thought the premise had potential but I couldn't even watch the entire thing and I very seldom stop a film before it is done. This one was simply more than I could stand. I have no problem with raunchy humor so long as it is amusing and I am seldom offended but this movie is simply not funny unless you happen to be delighted by farts, poop and vomit. It is stupid, obvious, contrived and offensive. It relies on grade school humor, something I find utterly boring. One reviewer compared it to "Paul" but "Paul" was actually funny and the characters were likable unlike any of those in "Ted", including the bear. It has to be truly difficult to make a teddy bear so completely distasteful but this movie certainly succeeded. I disliked this film so much that I decided to read almost all of the reviews on IMDb. There were an extraordinary amount of "1's" given, pages and pages of them in fact, and I find it hard to understand this film's rating.
Sadly I guess I was expecting something like "Harvey". Well, "Harvey" this certainly isn't. Do not waste your time or your money. This is the worst film I have seen in a very, very long time.