Now I understand all the bad reviews.

Rating: Null/10 (11 January 2013)

Yep, this movie was a PURE disappointment. Just got this movie on DVD last night and watched it. Sure enough, I didn't laugh as much as I thought I would. In fact, I barely laughed at all to be quite honest. Everyone probably knows what this movie is about, so I'm not going to jump into that. All I know is that the dialog was bad, I barely found any of the jokes funny, the story and plot didn't seem to go anywhere. It was just another poorly thought through comedy that tried to be funny. Like just because there is a dirty mouth-talking teddy bear in the movie we are supposed to laugh at everything he says? I really didn't find Ted that amusing at all. The love relationship thing between Mark Wahlberg's character and Mila Kunis's character was just the same old mushy crap. The couple have their struggle's because Ted interferes too much with their lives, they break up, but because they save Ted at the end of the movie, that finally makes them realize that they were meant for each other. Just the same old love story, you knew they were going to get back together didn't you? Jew jokes, homo jokes, sex jokes...BORING!
Or how about at the end of the movie during the climax when Mark Wahlberg punches the fat kid in the damn face. Oh yeah...haha. There's not really much I can say that hasn't already been said by all these other reviews. Mark Wahlberg wasn't that great in this movie either, the acting just wasn't good. I'm not just talking about him, I mean the whole cast. I don't even get the villain in this movie either. He was just some lame-ass psychopath with a fat son who wanted to kidnap Ted, and we barely get any background information on that character.
In conclusion, its sad to admit that the trailer for this was funnier than the movie itself. My favorite parts in the film were probably the party scene, and the motel fight scene between Mark Wahlberg and Ted, THAT WAS IT! Don't hold you're breath people, because this movie is not what you think it is. 3/10.