Perfect movie for the lowest common denominator of society

Rating: 1/10 (5 February 2015)

So, why don't I find a movie about a perverted teddy bear to be funny? Hmm, let me see... maybe it's because I don't find crude humor funny, I find crude humor to be immature and trashy. Maybe it's because I think Seth MacFarlane is a loser who got rich only because other losers love him. Maybe Ted is just a terrible and pathetic movie that tries to be funny but just ends up playing out like a Jim Henson puppet show thrown in a blender with a pornographic VHS tape. The whole movie was full of swearing, pervy sex jokes and toilet humor. What the hell? You'd think that people would have more common sense and not be such morons. That's what happens when somebody who makes nasty cartoons like Family Guy gets the chance to make a feature film. I don't know, maybe I sound like a prude, or maybe I'm offending all the crude humor fans out there, but I honestly don't care. I think this kind of thing is incredibly dumb and I think it's pathetic that this movie has such high ratings over better movies that came out this year. Sinister came out in 2012 and it was amazing, but its rating is currently lower than Ted's ratings. Society is degrading, and to make matters worse this load of crud is having a sequel made.