Worst film I've seen in years. Seriously.

Rating: 1/10 (6 January 2007)

Where to start with this mess?
The screenplay: Honestly, it looked like the made up the lines as they went along. In fact, there were actually times when you could see the wheels turning in the actors' heads as it looked like they had thought up the "perfect" line!
The direction: Good God. Take a basic course in "film pacing" and try again - please! This film had more stuttering stops and starts than a 16-year old in a driver's ed lesson. This film was all over the place, leading to my next criticism:
Editing: Most of the scenes dragged on WAY too long, exhausting the already unfunny "jokes". Case in point - the scenes in which Ricky and Cal carried on their inane phone conversations. These easily could have been cut out of the film altogether.
I honestly can't remember seeing a worse film in many years. This is either testament to my tastes or to the fact that this film was sheer excrement. My humility leads me to believe that it was the latter.