bottom of the barrel

Rating: 1/10 (22 January 2007)

I can't believe I actually made it through more than 4 minutes of this. It's exhausting to even think of the phony enthusiasm the crew must have had to fake to finish this movie. If anyone ever tried you to convince you that America is not in a state of freefall, your trump argument would be to drop the title of this movie into the conversation. The other party would just have to go silent in agreement.
I am not a fan of Will Ferrell. I wouldn't see another movie with him in it if he stapled one hundred dollar bills to his naked body and shoved a roman candle up his ***; which can't be too far off. What on earth is John C Reilley doing in this?
Here are ten things I'd rather do than watch a Will Farell movie: Let's start with the easy one: I would rather eat horse feces. I would rather have flies krazy glued to my eyeballs. I would rather drink a gallon of paint. I would rather do 7 other humiliating things And yes, I would rather go to NASCAR and laugh at real idiots.