Hitting New Lows in Cinema

Rating: 1/10 (4 August 2006)

Hollywood has produced amazing comedies over the last 80 years, with glorious results such as the crisp, gender confusion lines in "Some Like it Hot", the hilarious horror spoof given to us by Mel Brook in "Young Frankestein", and we have been treated to a few comedic gems by the new renaissance in animation. There are talented comedians in Hollywood, and it's always fun to see them at their best. Robin Williams and Steve Martin come to mind.
Sadly, whatever is being advertised as funny and comedic in this piece of junk, is not even remotely close to the films mentioned before. For starters, it has another lead performance by a man who has taken the magic out of "Bewitched", provided the low point in an otherwise great film "The Wedding Crashers", and has routinely confounded us in the audience with a little bit of discrimination and taste.
This waste of 90 minutes encourages us to walk out and recoil in disgust as several of the "characters" express idiotic ideas in sounds that can only be describe as offensive, screechy, and remotely human. An expletive has been known to be funny in the right situation, and sometimes a hint of bawdy humor goes a long way. In this film, we are constantly clobbered with vulgarity, raunchiness, and loud, rude, and moronic dialog.
2006 continues to be peppered with titles that will rank among the worst ever in Cinema, and this if anything will be more than competition for the title of the worst of the worst, if a certain mystical water creature doesn't snatch that dubious honor. Let this be a reminder to the producers and "creative" minds in Hollywood: you shall fail if you continue to treat us this way; sincerely, we are not all looking forward, living, or seeking role models among the lowest common denominators of humanity.