Despite what others here may say, I thought this movie totally sucked

Rating: Null/10 (21 October 2007)

A non-stop commercial disguised as a "movie" has little evidence of the latter (plot, dialogue, character development, humor, reason, point) and ample evidence of the former (I stopped counting at 37 different corporate brands, but I think 150 is a good guess, plus a full-blown Applebee's commercial in the middle). Critique the movie, highlighting the plot holes, or writing another word (even to commend Sascha Baron Cohen as the movie's only redeeming quality) is a waste of time. Quite possibly the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. (Ps, curse IMDb! They want my comment to take more than 10 lines. No, I tell you! This movie is not worth ten lines! Please don't see it! It's horrible! If you think this is funny, you are 13 years old. If you're not 13 years old, you may have serious emotional and intellectual development issues and I suggest seeing a doctor. There, is that ten?)