Kal Looks like my Dad!!

Rating: 9/10 (12 August 2006)

This movie was so good i was laughing the whole way through. It was like there was no lines at Disneyland and it was just pure American fun. The only problem was they modeled the Kal character after my dad. It was like looking a freaky mirror. I was trapped in an endless vortex of my soul's destruction. After I got past my child hood issues i continued to enjoy the benefits of this fine motion picture. There was plenty of eye candy what with the blonde and the red head. I don't remember their names because they were as creepy as Chris fox. I'm mad that the french guy didn't die in the end. I thought it would have been great if they fried him in a flash friar. He would have been an actual "French Fry" no pun intended. I think that France should crawl in a hole and think about how they act in the world. Thats right I'm a red blooded American and these colors don't run. Except in the end of the movie when Ricky Bobby ran and beat that Frenchy like Kevin Cosner beat the Smokers in Water World. On a whole this movie made me feel good.