Now is not the time for Dick measuring

Rating: 10/10 (7 May 2009)

everyone here who hasn't seen the movie, don't let yourself be persuaded by the ramblings of a few mentally challenged people.
you see, i was one the people that listened, i didn't watch the movie and rather smugly thought to myself that it was 93 mins of my life saved. i was wrong, very wrong. qui gon gin goes through this movie kicking everyone and everythings head in, and when it finishes not only do you feel as if your adrenal gland has been squeezed in a vice, but you have a strange out of body compulsion to re-enact every fight scence.
Realistically the only way this movie could have been any better is if there was a really hot sex scene with holly valance at the end. ( i checked the bonus features and there isn't even a deleted scene of said act )
anyway, don't make the same mistake as i almost did, because i can guarantee you will regret not seeing wave after wave of Niko wannabes getting wasted by just one ex Jedi, for the rest of your life