7.9 ... you must be kidding

Rating: Null/10 (16 January 2010)

This movie sucks!
But how could one know... 7.9 on IMDb...PR money spent on fake reviews? Rotten Tomatoes 57%.. WTF... the critics are bribed as well these days, apparently (see also RT Rating of Avatar).
But hey, at least I learnt a lot while watching TAKEN (If you are one of the idiots rating 7 or above, please note the sarcasm):
1) 17 year old girls run around like toddlers 2) If you are about to be kidnapped, DO NOT LOCK THE DOOR, DO NOT CALL THE POLICE. Just hide under the bed and wait for it to happen. If they cannot find you in the first instance please say something. 3) If your daughter is kidnapped, threaten to kill the kidnapper. (Straight out of the negotiators handbook). 4) It is not safe outside the US. You cannot lock an apartment in Paris. Especially one in a posh neighborhood (codes at the entrance, anyone? Luc Besson must have spent some time in Paris???). 5) Women trafficker prefer rich tourists. Nobody notices their disappearances. 6) If your Stepfather is rich you can still save money by sharing a cab with a complete stranger overseas. 7) Be polite with a blond girl and she will want to go to bed with you. 8) Virgins are worth saving, the others deserve to be raped and killed