Awful, insipid stupidity made for white middle America paranoia

Rating: 1/10 (13 July 2009)

If you are fat, white and middle class and live in America, then chances are your dumb ignorant ass liked this movie.
This movie plays on your fears perfectly for stupid people - our fearless American hero, has his daughter kidnapped (in Europe, of course, that liberal, godless hell whole - see what happens when you let your daughter go to Europe!?). He then single handedly gets her back.
Despite using a wholly ineffective and inpractical martial art for real life fighting.
Despite fighting hordes of armed men.
Yea, there's 5 of us sitting around a table, all younger than you with guns, but he'll be able to kick ass with no problem...sure...yea, with his super duper martial art skill. Please, this was insultingly stupid.
Then, at the end, the sanctity of America is preserved when a useless whore of a pop "singer" makes good on an invite to Mr. Hero's daughter. See, as long as you have sh!tty music, stupid white people, racism (It was really sick how the Albanian Muslims in this movie were depicted, but your fat ignorant a$$ won't care) then everything will be all right in the end. Right?