Kickin butt an' taken names

Rating: 8/10 (13 March 2009)

I never thought I'd think of Qui-Gon Jinn as a bad-ass, but I liked be taken by surprise. No pun intended.
When I write "reviews" I'm not much into describing the film and synopsis and all (you don't need me for that, just IMDb that s**t) This movie is all about bam,bam,bam. THANK YOU MA'AM!
As in, I am Liam Neesan. I was a government fancy-pants. You took my little girl. I am gonna come to France and kick/and or decapitate your Albanian-girl-drugging/whoring arses. THE END.
For those of you who love the Jean-Claude Van Damm but sorta wished he had a "Real" ass-kicker inside of him and a "certain set of skills" that we all can kind of relate to...sort of..in spirit; this is a movie you will very much like. Be ready to suspend your disbelief; and don't even come to me all like, "he just wrecked and killed 2 dozen people and di'nt even get in trouble for it!" DEAL! Forget it! He will ram spikes thru your wrists, connect jumpers to them and electrify your arse "till they shut down the power for lack of payment." Awesome.