One big yawn

Rating: 1/10 (9 November 2008)

That film was obviously sponsored by the 'Americans stay at home for your vacations league' Can you not come up with something more interesting than that?
Apparently my review is too short if I just leave it like that so what can I add:
Stereotyped, one dimensional, implausible, unbelievable, poorly acted, arty farty scenes stuck in to give it some sort of virtue that don't work, plot holes like pot holes and a weirdo teenage actress to boot.
When the door opened at the end I wanted a big set Albanian to blow the hero's head off, but hell no - this is Hollywood for goodness sake.