rule number 1) whatever you do never ever go travelling...

Rating: 5/10 (30 October 2009)

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...unless you want to become a fat sheiks foot stool and sex slave
in fact, rule number 2) never ever step outside the house without your daddy. unless he is liam neeson that is, in which case you have no worries as he'll kill everyone in his path to get you taking your singing lessons again
also rule number 3) never talk to an albanian, they're all criminals and people traffickers who should be punished with a bit of the old electrolysis treatment
i was half hoping right at the end just as liam was seeing his daughter safely into the car that she might get fatally run over by the airport baggage cart