not for hommersexuals

Rating: 10/10 (7 December 2013)

i'm not a hommaphobe but i don't think gay people could handle the manliness displayed in this film. i'm pretty sure liam neeson, after making this film beat his wife for overcooking his steak then pounded her relentlessly. she probably forgave him because he was good at it. with those big arms and throbbing penis. you gotta admit he's a pretty good looking guy. i'd have a beer with him. sometimes when i close my eyes all i see is him and his sly smile, and it makes me ejaculate. not because i'm gay, but because whenever i think of liam neeson he makes me produce more sperm in my balls that old sperm has to come out. he's just a really great guy.