I watched it 'til I cried

Rating: 1/10 (21 December 2012)

This film used up about 90 minutes of my life I will never see again, and those 90 minutes could have been so much more meaningful; I could have watched some paint, drying; I could have gone out and counted the number of traffic lights in the town I live in, but no, I watched Taken 2 instead.
Let's be generous, trees have less wood than the acting in this film, the only emotion this film stirred was boredom and I've been in supermarket queues that generated more tension.
Suspension of belief is not enough whilst watching this film, you need to suspend your IQ as well, and keep a bucket handy; one thing it does instill plenty of is nausea.
Watch it if you must, but if you happen to be on a bus route you might find your time better spend watching for the last bus to go past, but wear an anorak.
The nominations for best Actor are:
a) Anyone who turned down a part in this film
b) Anyone in a cinema audience who stays until the end
c) Robert Donat (for being the real Mr Chips)