Faster Kim

Rating: 2/10 (6 October 2012)

Let's begin by just saying the director's name is, well, Olivier Megaton. Okay, let's move on. It all begins with Kim failing her driver's training exam, not once, but twice, and it all ends with her passing. This is not a spoiler. The spoiler is everything that happens between these exams. What happens: Kim has a very bad time in Istanbul. About Kim - Kim moons over her daddy, Kim moons over her boyfriend, Kim moons over her mommy; this is the most violent mooning film ever. You see, when Kim, her mommy, and her daddy aren't mooning, a lot of Muslims endure a lot of pain. Evidently anyone that interrupts this very dangerous American family while mooning is in for it. Personally, I'd let them be, and if you ever run into them in a foreign country, stay clear. Hand grenades, knives, bulletproof vests, lots of handguns - you'd think you were in Texas. This sequel is the closest any sequel has ever been to the original, in fact, it may be the same movie just set in a different city. I don't think they should do Mexico City next since that's where they did "Man on Fire", which is really the first movie in this series, "Taken" the original being "Man on Fire" 2. Back to Kim. She appears happy at the end, somewhere around Malibu, mooning over mommy, daddy, and her boyfriend over very large ice cream sundaes. But I don't buy it. I know something, something foreign and sinister, is going to interrupt these mad mooners.