Worst Movie of All Time

Rating: 1/10 (25 December 2010)

Truly awful movie. Terribly boring, horribly stupid. The characters are singing about what they do for the first hour or so. That's the only part I remember because it was so bad I fell asleep. Johnny Depp who? The guy's nothing more than a pile of makeup, and easily the most overrated actor of all time.
The attempt to make this film dark and mysterious fell terribly flat and was overdone. As a result, one of the most boring films ever to grace the earth was made. Not the mention the weak performance by the lead actor, who was not even vocally exceptional. In short, it was like a film where people sang about what they did, and how they felt. The most basic thing a movie needs to do is grab its viewer, and this movie failed.
A masterpiece of awful.
And yes, I made an account just to say this.