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Rating: 2/10 (7 January 2008)

One of the worst movies I've ever seen. Incredibly bad. Let's see if I have this straight.
1) Not funny, so just in case I missed the joke, there was NO joke.
2) The "music" SUCKED!!! Give me Chicago or Fiddler on the Roof or Little Shop of Horrors or Music and Lyrics or a thousand others. This is the worst excuse for music I've ever heard in a movie by a country mile.
3) Almost no likable characters. We can't even like the stars. Even if we did originally, we find out we shouldn't have.
4) Dark, dark, dark, dark, dark.
5) Heavy English accent. Maybe with subtitles, I could have given this a 3, but a 2.00001 is a little more like it.
6) Ridiculously over the top gruesome bloody OJ Simpsonish throat slashings. And, not once or twice - many, many, many times. BORRRRINNGG!!
7) Oh, yum. Mommy, can I have one of those human meat sandwiches with roaches crawling all over them?
The fact that the masses seem to like this unGODLY piece of Tim Burton crap no longer shocks me. You can never go wrong underestimating the intelligence of the average movie goer!
Len
P.S. Did I say the "music" SUCKED?? Cause, just in case I forgot... the "music" SUCKED!