Absolutely Atrocious, Disgusting, Worse than High Fidelity, Yuck,

Rating: 1/10 (28 December 2007)

If you think that singing a lovely song while slitting someone's throat is the stuff of a great musical, this pile of crap is for you.
The songs have no "pop," the actors run through the pieces as if their asses were lit on fire.
The other people in the theater clapped at this abomination to humanity. I publicly chastised them for doing so.
Tim Burton and all those associated with this foul endeavor need medication, preferably Prozac. After seeing this waste, I might visit my doctor to see if he could prescribe me some. Perhaps I'll see Tim Burton there. That would make this regrettable experience worthwhile.