Deadly Fare

Rating: Null/10 (3 January 2009)

I have always enjoyed dark films, but this is simply too deadly and boring for words. It's beginnings were dubious at best. From the mediocrity of the score to the indecipherable dialog, and those unendurable slashing scenes, this film neither entertains nor enlightens its audience. London has never been filthier nor less interesting. Leftover stars from Harry Potter can't quite make this material catch fire. Sorry Johnny, it was a valiant attempt at singing we can hit home runs all the time. Helena, stay put in the Harry Potter series and question your boyfriends influences, they don't always pan out. Mr. Sondheim, look elsewhere for inspiration. Bringing these characters to the stage was not a good idea, I don't care what other people have said about this particular project. Mr. Burton, it's time to get a new look. 0 stars.