Boring and disgusting

Rating: 1/10 (13 November 2011)

I'm simply amazed anyone in their senses can consider this movie even moderately funny. It simply sucks. It's not your average "adventure of drunken guys" - no, it is sad quest of pathetic teenagers for a bit of sorry f*ck.
We have sad version of Cartman who can think only about the dicks and vaginas. And about himself. To listen his lines actually hurts my ears. Then there is his mentally retarded friend who can somehow pretend to even more retarded cops he is 10 years older. Then there is incredibly dull character who is probably supposed to be "positive hero". Then there are two ultra dumb cops who get drunk on duty, shoot in the city, blind themselves with flashlights while driving etc. All these pathetic characters are running around in the attempt to get some booze so they maybe get laid.
Seriously, I managed to survive about an hour of the movie in hope there will be some fun. You know, something funny, not like drunken shooting or drunken driving or drunken fight with drunken bum or menstruation blood of some drunken chick. You know some stories may feel funny if you are drunken and they did happen to you. It is not so easy to retell the more or less disgusting happenings to the others so they might find them funny as well. The "Hangover" managed to do it and it was enjoyable. But this movie is as fun as to be the only sober on the party forced to watch babbling and vomiting drunks all around. I waited for some twist but there were none and when the movie started to repeat itself I stopped it and decided to return the DVD without suffering it to the end.
I do not understand the high valuation of the movie here. Maybe it has some nostalgic value for those who like to remember when they have been fat, nerdy and had no chance for sex at all. The problem is this is not funny. This is just creepy and to listen jokes about dicks, vaginas, menstruation and vomiting is straightforward disgusting. Maybe you should reconsider your life values if you actually enjoy such sorry stories.