Two thumbs sideways

Rating: Null/10 (12 November 2007)

I loved this movie. When I heard it came from the guys who brought you (insert R rated sex comedy here) I just had to see it. Plus (current trendy comedic actor) always brings something interesting to the screen. The idea of pairing two people together in the lead roles who are complete opposites was a brilliantly original idea. Hollywood should do it more often. Don't be surprised if you see it happening a lot from now on.
So anyways, about this movie. Michael Cera and Jonah Hill play two guys with names I can't remember. They're on a mission from God that apparently involves lots of alcohol and getting laid while a third character inexplicably gets abducted by two very strange cops. OK, fair enough. However I can't give this movie a positive review because I really had to pee the whole time and thought I was going to die. I'm holding the cast and crew responsible for this and until they apologize they won't be getting an endorsement from me. You got that Seth Rogen? Michael Cera? You too fat kid and director guy.