Awful, boring, pointless

Rating: 1/10 (23 December 2011)

This is one of the few movies I actually went online after watching, just to read one or two pages of bad reviews so I could regain confidence in human kind. I actually chose this movie because it was listed as a top-ranking comedy on the website "College Humor". Judging from the other laureates on that site, I should have known better. It's not the fact that the movie uses a lot of gross humor and sexual references. It's rather because every idea in this film seems to end nowhere. Many situations had great potential but seemed to end in a bland void and, while I very much appreciated the character Fogell, this made it all so more frustrating as the whole story around him resulted in totally unbelievable fantasy about those cool, anarchic cops adopting him as their partner in crime. Also, a guy like Fogell would NEVER get laid as a teenager. I can tell 'cause I was that guy. I could imagine wonderful scripts around that person, even involving the other two guys. Unfortunately, what I saw wasn't wonderful at all which brings me to frolic on bad comments and write my own bad review. Something I rarely do. Everyone has their taste, but seeing a movie like this one being ranked as a top notch comedy really worries me a lot. Or do I just not get it? I think I did actually...