This movie IS a spoiler

Rating: 1/10 (5 September 2007)

I had to vote 1 in lack of a zero option. I have seen a lot of bad movies throughout time, but this... I am speechless. I just find it to be my prerogative, nay, my OBLIGATION to warn whoever I can about this total waste of time.
It is so terribly bad that it makes golan/globus productions seem like works of art. I would imagine that barring the Chinese water torture method, gluing someones eyes open and setting this movie on repeat will prove the most cruel and unusual punishment method ever devised. Be warned - this movie is likely to make you want to claw your eyes out with a spoon.
Out.