Kids Save the World Again

Rating: 2/10 (12 June 2011)

JJ Abrams lends his Cloverfield monster to Steven Speilburg to be tamed by 12 year old smart a$$es. Really can't stand movies where kids are supposed to be so much more insightful than the adults and they make an organization like the US Air Force look like Ghadiffi's crack team of governmental control.
The monster changes sizes from humongous to bouncing around inside the bus.
Why was the alien hanging the humans in his cave? Why don't the humans wake up when the alien grabs them in his huge claw, but the girl wakes up when she is slapped by the candy wipe boy? Why does the army keep firing their weapons when they don't work and fly into their own forces? Why didn't the alien breakout of the train before the crash? How did the "Doctor teacher" survive the train/truck wreck ( I mean c'mon that truck would have been a flattened, charred ball of smash)?
100 more logic questions waiting to be asked/answered.