Goones 2 & really, no really, its rubbish

Rating: 3/10 (8 September 2011)

This is one of those movies that comes along, where I was waiting for the punch line or the twist. I was waiting for some great leap to really explain why such cheesy, corny and really quite poor plot up to this point had been taking place. I expected some great sci-fi plot to have occurred around these events. Maybe they were all in some computer experiment, maybe the main character invents all the events in his head as a representation of reality, maybe they had all died in the train crash and this was the children's version of purgatory, but no, this was it.
What a really bad, pointless, soppy movie. How on earth did it get such good commercial reviews? I am pleased to see quite a degree of what I would call genuine reviews more recently on IMDb.
It's basically Goonies 2, as it would have been made in 1980, really a very bad film, avoid.
We just need to get Inception down from top 10 to about top 500 and that's being generous.