Goonie ET Rehash is Horrible

Rating: 2/10 (4 July 2011)

The originators of this seemed to think copying and combining earlier Spielberg successes would carry this film, too. No -- even with a bit of King Kong thrown in.
Characters are not lovable. Alien is not a sympathetic object. Storyline is paralyzed. All the drama for the kids' "camara" and what it holds is nothing. What a waste of potentially good drama.
Trains squash cars or trucks like bugs -- save all the special effects. The army is usually the bad guy in Godzilla vs King Kong, true. Now, they can even kill civilians and scientists they don't like?
Oh, more special effects, that will save it. No. Characters are not real and what they do doesn't make sense. There is no good feeling after this one. We left feeling, "why did we waste our money?"