Whoever Gave Permission For This Film To Be Released Should Be Shot

Rating: Null/10 (14 September 2011)

Seeing as I couldn't give this film a rating of -10, a 1 will have to suffice. Even though they were kids, the actors looked as if they had crapped their pants all the way through, and the film was very bloody predictable. Seriously, why can't the bad guy get the girl and live happily ever after? Sure, the bad guy in this film was a stupid alien-thing, but stupid alien-things have feelings too. How would anyone feel being shot at over and over again?? You wouldn't like it, would you?? The only thing that kept me awake whilst watching this film in the cinema, was the rocking chairs. Honestly, a film has to be seriously bad that a simple rocking chair is the only thing that is keeping me entertained.
The costume and make-up departments did a horrific job. What the hell were those kids wearing half the time?! When I was younger, my Barbie had a better dress sense that those people who are actually PAID mega bucks to keep with the times!!! But, fair play to someone in that department, the zombie get-ups were half-convincing.
The only part of the film I actually liked, were the credits. The second the lights came on in the cinema, I almost cried in joy that the agony that was this film had actually ended. Long live Scooby Doo!!