Makes Transformers 2 look like a philosophic masterpiece

Rating: 1/10 (24 September 2011)

Congratulations, really. If this was an attempt to stuff pretty much every possible characteristic that could make a movie awful into one single work, this deserves a 10.
It's boring. It's predictable. Too long. Poorly acted. Illogical. Badly written. An insult to human intelligence. Stereotypical. Puzzled together out of stolen ideas from a dozen other movies. Cheesy. Defies the laws of physics even in the parts the "mystery" creature has nothing to do with. "Mystery" isn't really mysterious either. Tries to hide the generally poor execution under lots of pointless explosions and effects. Has a hideously stupid end. Shallow characters. Silly soundtrack. If there's anything else you can think of it probably has that, too.
Quite honestly I think I've seen Bollywood movies sung and danced in significantly greater sophistication. Hollywood is really hitting a new low. This movie should be perfect for piracy - that way you can just sample the first 20 minutes and then delete it. Nope, it doesn't get better later on.