Not only a complete waste of my time reading this review is a waste of yours

Rating: 1/10 (20 June 2011)

This is a block buster movie big money to make and big money being made. Nothing I write here will change that, if you are reading this you saw the film and are only looking for conformation of your pain in having wasted your time watching even the trailer, or the film at the end credits which is about as good as this film gets. I would use this film as an example in my future life as an example where propaganda breaks down and is digested to a more solid form and then deposited in the earth. The main hope being is that someone will watch this and say I can make a better film, and with any luck that someone will be 5 years old and will try. In this regard it may be a good idea to take a catatonic budding 5 year old film maker to the film to show that even brain dead boilermakers can make films and make loads of money, the key points being pay off the popular critics and the zombie critics on IMDb will follow. I have nothing nice to say liked the yellow with the black go fast stripe on it, but how did it survive the train wreck with out getting even a little dirty, craps is a game of dice this movie on misses the s. If you did not see the film please disregard this review and go for a walk.