More like...Super...Lame....HA,ME FUNNY,ME LAUGH

Rating: 1/10 (23 October 2012)

Nothing really needs explain this movie, other than 20 million dollars dumped into 2 minutes of film of a train crashing into a 1.5 ton truck, with the train weighing in...hmm ill just guess like 600 or so tons? Plus the guy in the truck lives. I have the equations for this one but I don't really have the time to plug them in. Thats my first problem with this movie. Ship built out of microwaves.
The second seems somewhat familiar, very familiar, wait, ET? ET???? This movie is an et ripoff? except instead of a bike, the monster sucks up microwaves into a cavern with people hanging that aren't dead, and somehow molds them together with his intelligence into a ship which then a boy tells him telepathicly, which is f%&*ing impossible, to spare him and his friends and leave? OK SO, THIS MONSTER, STEALS MICROWAVES, AND FLYS AWAY WITH THEM, MICROWAVES. MICROWAVES. So this beast is locked up for 10 years in what looks like bars, like generic prison bars, yet it cant get out, but somehow, when the train crashes, it breaks out by its self even THOUGH it could've broken out of the train at any given time. CMON JJ ABRAMS, YOUR NOT JAMES CAMERON HERE, GET A GRIP So the kids were purely ripped from the goonies, with literal stereotypes used in the goonies. The fat kid, smart kid, shy kid, girl, boss, etc. This movie rips on so many movies of Spielbergs it's not even funny.
3. OK so this monster managed to kill a total of like 2 people? the whole movie? and that train wreck killed nothing? So this highly advanced monster just wraps them up like a spider, because thats the best jj abrams can do for a monster, is to completely rip it as a spider, but no audience, its an alien, that uses microwaves to build a ship. Microwaves, to build, a highly advanced space craft, to fly off.
In conclusion, this movie falls short in almost every area, except the area of movie monsters who build ships out of microwaves with no explanation to the audience, other than OH MICROWAVES ARE METAL, METAL=SHIP. JJ abrams needs to get a grip of sense on movie making. Hes just glad that ge paid for the whole movie budget, to feature their microwaves in the movie.