I wanted to boil my eyeballs

Rating: 1/10 (25 June 2011)

Let's get real people (and I'm looking at any of you who gave this abomination more than one star).
This was, quite possibly, the worst movie of the past 5 years, so utterly devoid of flow, meaning or content (beyond a 'literal' train-wreck) that I wanted to boil my eyeballs.
You professional reviewers should be ashamed of yourselves for propping up such tripe.
And Mr. Spielberg? Well, harrumph...
What good are reviewers if they merely spit platitudes without, say, actually watching the film?
My date and I actually almost fell asleep.
Twice.
Then walked out muttering: What the heck was that??
This has never happened with any movie where known reviewers gave 4 stars.
Ever.