Bland boring & Sully's wife comes across as a money hungry shrew

Rating: 1/10 (19 May 2017)

What exactly did I watch?...a constipated Hanks playing bland boring morose Super Hero Sully that ditched his jet in the Hudson River . Now Sully has no desire to head home after all the media fawning & pawing,lapping up his fifteen minutes of fame as his phone nagging wife castrates him for not paying the mortgage just a day latter after he threw the perfect joystick touchdown in the Hudson & all the media hoopla that followed .
Jeez ,let the stoic statue enjoy his "THE TONIGHT SHOW" fame before nagging him on the phone about paying the bills! Did I mention this movie is uncomfortably boring? I think Sully was uncomfortable about the movie as well as Hanks doppelgänger Sully. It was just a weird feeling movie,bad vibes all around.I kept asking myself when will that stupid plane crash! I got so tired of watching Sully jogging around New York with that poker face expression (Hank's recycled paint by number acting) he behaves as a cyborg T-800 becoming self-aware of his own fame...but that doesn't offset my bored exasperation. I just wanted to fast forward to the crash just to get it over with!