Nothing happens that you didn't see on the news!

Rating: 2/10 (13 December 2016)

I once cooked a chicken. It was a pretty big chicken and I roasted it, kept the breast for salad, cooked the bones and skin for stock and made some soup. I Made a curry with the legs and even crisped up the wings. All in all I got 4 days worth of food from one chicken. Saying this though I did not stretch it out as much as they stretched out this f**king film. Jesus Clint, did you forget to pay your taxes? I can only assume you needed the money. We've come to expect turkeys with Hanks lately but not you too? Don't waste your time, yeah he landed a plane and didn't kill anyone but 2 hours? That's how long I cooked my chicken for.