Director Clint Eastwood and Warner Bros. are Warning America . . .

Rating: 10/10 (13 September 2016)

. . . that we MUST elect someone such as Leader Trump in November to revamp our Education and Transportation Systems. In his masterful, ROSHOMON-like hit movie SULLY, Eastwood examines the title character from every angle. Though Trump University's B.S. in Aviation REQUIRES would-be airline pilots to study John Wayne's example in THE HIGH AND THE MIGHTY, as well as Leslie Nielsen's character in AIRPLANE!, Eastwood portrays a Chesley Sullenberger who jogs around in front of taxis, whiles away the hours at bars, and NEVER sees a flick! Wayne's "Whistling Dan" co-pilot has to slap around his boss Robert Stack to prevent a mid-flight water ditching when Stack goes all SULLY on him (in a scene which is later famously reprised--18 times--in AIRPLANE!). But since Chesley skips Trump U., he and his culturally illiterate cohorts have no one to slap THEM around! The only silver lining is that just a trashy Airbus is lost by SULLY. Leader Trump has pledged to outlaw this sort of cheap foreign vehicle, unable to withstand encounters with rugged American Wild Life. So come next Jan. 20, it will be good riddance to Toyota, Mercedes, and Airbus!