Suicide Squad? Wait none of them did that...

Rating: 1/10 (4 December 2018)

So hearing good and bad perspectives about this movie I finally decided to watch it, my hesitation finally leaving me. While there was great potential initially for this to be a first of its kind for villains saving the day, it just wasn't great or good overall. Not sure why Warner Bros still hasn't hit the DC Universe successfully like Marvel has- no one really stirring the ship I suppose. Characters were lacking and script seems campy at times. I see why Deadshot got more screen time- top paid actor, at least he is good at math like his daughter. Math is everything. That's how you cap a fool yo! Joker was just bad, his laugh was the only Joker-esk quality about him and it was overkill. Jared Leto is a creep in real life, maybe he should have played himself more. Harley Quinn's accent sounded bad, so so many quips, we get it you're cray cray girl- drink that espresso! Enchantress had an awesome transformation from Dr. June into the "witch" at first in the meeting with the token military advisers, yet after that the CGI was just too bad of quality and too much especially at the end fight seen. Also her voice didn't sync well, it reminded me of the Gatekeeper in the Ghostbusters scenes, just kind of funny. Didn't some director come in last minute to heighten color on some of the scenes? That trick or "name drop" (search and you will find him) didn't work. Katana just shows up to help, the references about her husband's trapped soul in her katana is talked about way too much, once was a enough, twice was just bad writing, we get it she has emotional stuff to work out. Oh wait they all do. El Diablo almost seemed like a stereotypically racist character- I'm still not sure how I feel about that, what is this a Michael Bay racist Transformer idea? Why though... And Killer Croc should have gotten more kills, his overall design was too humanoid not enough Croc in my opinion. Slipknot was expendable like some of Deadpool's X-Force Team, hold on, weren't the Suicide Squad refered too as Force X by Amanda Waller? Mind explode, POW! Overall this movie just wasn't as great as it could have been. It was too AA meeting for me, oh duh that happened, although the villains didn't hold hands and say a prayer after they had a drink, at least they had a drink. Oh yeah, my thought came back like Captain Boomerangs lame boomerang he threw near the end of the movie to spy on the Enchantress with his Samsung phone. Good placement add, can't wait to buy a Samsung phone, but wouldn't that cloud of electric magic-ultimate-weapon Enchantress was channeling cancel any satellite reception? Nevermind, they killed the satellite later. Oh that makes sense as well as the three ring binder of top secret info on villains, hero's or the whole story plot, because Batman isn't good with computers at all. Either is a top secret government that's why they kill their IT people, dang crappy universe to live in. At least unicorn stuff animals are in and beers that appear out of no where, that's right Captain Boomerrang, what else you got in that jacket you magician you.