Its Like, Committing Suicide by Making Love. Blame Warner Bros., not DC.

Rating: 6/10 (6 August 2016)

Finally got to watch the much anticipated Suicide Squad, and... I'd like to start with; DC and David Ayer, are not the reasons I believe, as to why this movie is WITHOUT EQUIVOCATION, one of the most incoherent motion pictures I have EVER seen in my life.
Suicide Squad is incredibly enjoyable, however, it has more plot holes than a Gang/Mob of Meerkats, and that run deeper than The Mariana Trench.
The Suicide Squad we've seen, is actually 2 versions of the same movie, in 1. And therein, lies the problem. Thus, TRUTHFULLY, anyone who believes this movie is an 8+/10, is either lying to themselves, or, they just don't care either way.
Firstly, the good. The show was not stolen by who I thought it would be stolen by, which is Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn - she was awesome to watch, and had a depth which once explored in later films, will probably make her the most interesting of the bunch, however in this film, truth be told, Viola Davis, Will Smith and Cara Delevingne's Enchantress, were the hero's that inflated the enjoyment. Davis's badassery was, "gangster". Will Smith's humour was, genuine. And Cara's Enchantress, was... well, enchanting.
The Joker, I was afraid would be overacted by Leto, but... I think, he was as good as Affleck's Batman in comparison to Bales, as his Joker is comparable to that of Ledgers. Leto was good, but Ledger is still better.
Speaking of Affleck, his Batman/Wayne cameo was, really fun to see.
The visuals, though the cinematography could've been better, were an absolute joy.
The score. One word. Amazing!!!
Now for why critics give Suicide Squad 26%. This movie is like a well constructed main national road, that has "potholes" left, right and centre. The plot holes are so bad in fact, that the movie would keep contradicting itself in the exact same moment... I don't think I've ever seen a movie, at least one of this calibre, do that. For example; While Amanda Waller was describing just how crazier than The Joker, Harley is, The Joker proves to in fact, be crazier than Harley. Another one (among MANY others, that you just can't let it go anymore); Right after we're shown how easy it is to kill The Enchantress's army, Amanda, explains how difficult, to almost impossible it is, to kill them. Now, these can be taken as "nit picking", but sadly - because of the many times this same mistake happens, it's really not nit picking... But let's say it is; how about the movies motivation though? It's a plot hole so bad, it makes little, to no sense.
The Squad, had an opportunity to kill the ONLY 2 people who had power over them, however, the movie just completely ignored that fact... A fact that would've ended this movie, in 1 hour. But fine, let's still say, they inexplicably, had a change of heart.
How do they explain, The Enchantress not killing Amanda Waller in her hotel room??? I'll tell you how, they don't.
How do they explain The Enchantress not killing everybody, in the boardroom at ARGUS? They don't.
Why didn't AT ANY TIME, with one fell swoop, The Enchantress not take her heart back???
The Enchantress's brother (Incubus) was a killing machine... Then suddenly, against the Squad, he turned into an amateur blind archer... He's precision moved from 100, to 0... Why? Because...
Suicide Squad, made the exact same mistake Green Lantern made back in 2011 (AMONG MANY OTHERS); They had a villain way to powerful, as an initial adversary, to overcome.
This films greatest flaw is, if you were to explain it's motivation logically... The movie wouldn't exist.
Is 26% harsh? Perhaps. Is it better than BvsS... Arguably not, but I do believe it is certainly, without question, more enjoyable.
I don't know how to rate this movie, because Making Love is 100% fun, however Suicide... that, that can mess up your whole day.
Easily could've been an 8... Hell, even a 9... But then... That 9, from some point in the movie, slowly started rotating. I would truly love to give this movie a 7... I would love to... But, David Ayer/WB make it IMPOSSIBLE to justify. Hell, I'm only even hovering around 6, because I refuse to believe that, this movie could possibly be a 5, and below.
So, from 9... To 6.something/10.