This movie literally scarred me....

Rating: 1/10 (16 February 2018)

I used to love super hero movies... Everything changed the day I walked into that movie theatre to watch what is undoubtedly the worst thing I've ever seen. I can't even call it a movie. Movies have plots... Movies are entertaining... Even bad ones get a wee little laugh for being so bad. This is even beyond that. The whole point of the film makes no sense... A room full of generals shoots down Waller's idea to set them up then, in a effort to convince them, she uses a witch to steal military secrets from Iran. This apparently proves enough cause to set up the squad, instead of just using the witch on her own to steal whatever secrets anybody wamts. The real jewel, this witch is seemingly under the control of whoever has her heart but not really because she just breaks free with ease when Waller falls asleep. Then surprise surprise, the squad this witch was supposed to be a part of ends up having to take her down. The coolest scene in the movie should've been deadshot busting the shite out of all those walking caviar blobs with cool camera angles following bullets as they split 4 things open at once, instead it's about 2 minutes of Will Smith standing N a car shadow boxing. Joker drives a Lambo and wears loads of bling. Completely wrong character motivation, and just like the film, that's enough about him. Too stupid (not funny) jokes, trying to rival Marvel. Would've been way better if it was gritty and dark like the trailers led us to believe. There's just so many terrible things. 1 star is too high. I'm permanently scarred. I've only been to the movies twice since and both of those times were in the last month. This movie is so bad it genuinely damaged my love of film. I can't even count Howard times I said "What the fuck!?" in the theatre. Just God forsaken tripe....