Rock Bottom

Rating: 1/10 (16 November 2016)

How bad was this? It was bad. It was so bad a stranger next to me killed himself. It was so bad yellow tape was stretched around the theater during the showing and the theater declared an "intellectual Superfund" site. It was so bad that the audience amused themselves by correcting the actors' grammar. Everything about this movie is simply terrible. It is vapid, banal, safe, corporate, unimaginative, lazy, amateur, sophomoric, predictable, precious and most of all? BORING.
Imagine the 25 worst music videos you've ever seen, back to back, except with the same idiotic looking morons in each one. This movie is practically a musical of canned music. You can hear the idiot writers high fiving each other as they say: "Oh man, we'll set that scene to "Paranoid"! Dude! It'll be awesome!" No, it isn't. Your movie sucks. And I mean "Human Centipede" level of suck. As in people sewn together and forced to suck level of suckitude. You suck and your movie sucks.