Spoilers* 3rd rate DC characters in a bad installment of the mummy franchise

Rating: 3/10 (23 June 2017)

Spoilers, if this movie can really be spoiled... Take some low grade DC villains fit for the imaginations of 10yr olds, plus Perry Farrell as the Joker, send them through a Hot Topic and equip them with naughty words for the teens. Have the irrelevant ones (everyone but the Joker) manipulated by a Nick Fury archetype, taking away the need to build characters beyond a minimum and have them all play blindfolded catchphrase darts while alternately portraying them as deadly and inept, whenever convenient. Throw them into the plot of a Mummy sequel part way through, use the action from a God Of War game, and finish up with the ubiquitous threat of the evil hole of light in the sky. Rick Moranis missed his opportunity to come out of a fried monster carcass again. Only Matter-Eater Lad could have saved this film.