Harley Quinn. Nice to Meet Ya.

Rating: 3/10 (12 October 2016)

Hey, DC Fanboys. These knock-off Marvel movies are awful. Not only was Batman v. Superman abysmal and polarizing, but Suicide Squad was just atrocious. About a year ago, I was probably one of the few people on Earth to actually think that BvS was going to suck. I thought it was going to be a dumb action movie that was made just so Batman and Superman could fight for illogical reasons. I was half-right. Around the same time, my brother and I saw Batman: Assault on Arkham. It was good. The characters were really likable and we were very interested in the plot, it was also the first piece of media to prove to me that Harley Quinn is hot. I was waiting for Suicide Squad to come out, except for two reasons. Those reasons were; Deadshot was going to be played by Will Smith, and it incorporated elements from the New 52. I like Will Smith, but it bothers me to see a character being played by a race that isn't their own. I like Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, but it bothered me knowing that the Natives probably weren't real natives. Then came along BvS, which made me want to stay the f*** away from anymore DC movies. I was right. What's the plot? No really, what's the plot? The movie lost me midway through. I'm too lazy to actually read the Wikipedia page, so let's just say this. This movie is boring. How did they manage to make the Suicide Squad unwatchable. With the exception of Margot Robbie and Jared Leto, none of the characters are noteworthy. Not even Will Smith, who is usually the better part of any movie, was interesting in this flick. I can't even remember what anyone, or anything did in this movie. In a callback to the comics, Slipknot appears and gets his head blown off. This did not leave as much of an impact as KG Beast's death in BAoA. The cinematography is for sh**. Why is it so dark? You could actually see Batman v. Superman, but not the otherwise average action scenes. The acting is good, except for Rick Flag. The only reason I even say that, is because these people are professional actors who've done better things. What the f*** is this, DC. It just keeps getting worse. I went to go see Man of Steel in the theaters, but I don't remember a god d*** thing. I could still say that it was passable. We didn't finish BvS, but there was some enjoyment in actually watching it. This piece of trash doesn't even have the common decency to exploit Harley Quinn like a lot of us wanted. The posters look cool, this does not. I gives this a 3/10. It's is not enjoyable, but it still reaches above the usual trash at 2/10. It is however, the second attempt for DC to redeem themselves, and they're doing a pretty sh** job at it. Don't go see Wonder Woman next year. Instead, watch Wonder Woman (2009) at home. This is only slightly better than something like Spooky Buddies. That's a direct-to-video Disney flick. It's a general rule for those to suck hot garbage. Why did we even waste our time?