Well... I guess you could call it 'Dirty Avengers'

Rating: 6/10 (5 August 2016)

Director: "Ok Cara, you're trying to destroy humanity and take over the earth. Very important.. be sure to dance seductively as you cast your dark magic spell. We want to rule the earth but let's be sexy while we do it..." Cara Delevingne: "Like this?" Director: "BAM! That's gold! We're going to sweep the awards on this one."
I got my ticket for free and I'm really glad that I did. Intriguing trailers the past few months, but it feels like the movie just wasn't thought out very well. Yes, I know, it's a shoot 'em up flick, but they can at least try to pretend we're not total suckers, right? Will Smith: you don't need to Sandler yourself; you're better than this. Margo: congrats on being hot (The End). Jai Courtney: was than an Austrailian accent? I'm not being sarcastic, I couldn't tell. Jared Leto: I'm mixed here. I felt like his Joker was lacking.. Heath Ledger set the bar for a Joker performance, that could be it... The plot feels like a giant contradiction. The entirety of everything that goes wrong in this movie is Waller's fault; seems like she walks away free and her program is still there (sequel). I think my favorite part of any of this is the ongoing debate of whether Harley Quinn is an appropriate feminist character. Facepalm. Feel free to see this movie if you get a free ticket or want to laugh at Cara dance in her funny costumes/special effects.