Terrible Movie (Was that a Spoiler?)

Rating: 3/10 (31 August 2016)

If I were charged with naming this movie, and getting a reflective and honest title would land me a million bucks, but I only got one shot at naming the thing, I'd go with, "Worse than Watching Baby Darth Vader and Jar Jar Binks Getting Their Toes Painted while Reading Cosmo and Sipping on Zima"
Maybe we can all get our money back if we get together as a group and ask in a nice manner.
The only thing more disappointing than this would have been to walk in and get forced to be part of a test audience for a series of Lindsay Wagner's Hallmark Channel films.