SUICIDE SQUAD - Such a mess!

Rating: 1/10 (16 September 2016)

SUICIDE SQUAD - YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! THE MOVIE'S A HOAX! It's been more than a month since I've watched this...this...tragic display of editing problems...this...potential hit turned to crap...this...brutal waste of reel and...let me tell ya...I'm still shocked! There are so many things gone so wrong with Suicide Squad it seems almost decent at times. Naah,I'm just kiddin'! Plot (if there ever was one): - A secret government agency recruits some of the most dangerous incarcerated criminals to form a defensive task force, with their first case leading to a potential apocalypse - (IMDb). Sounds pretty intense huh!?! And something nobody has ever heard before at all,right? I mean,the U.S. Government offers an easy way out of prison to a bunch of, completely unrelated, criminals instantly transforming into long-time buddies all focused on the same goal as they're starting to bond. They also gain the role of anti-heroes to complete the mission they're on,which is saving the Homeland from...a deadly menace. Wow! (Speechless) Some might think one don't go to see a movie for the story. Well then..Prepare for two hours of: "Hey,being the bad guys feels just so good" or "It's fun to be bad" (but think of a generic Disney-ish version of "bad guys" because this gang wouldn't dare to scare a toddler) + "Boom! Bang! Fight!" (out of the blue,obviously) + Several desperate attempts of offering cheesy jokes (like the script had to have this hopeless secondary mission of making the audience laugh at any cost) + A continue introduction of irrelevant characters presented at the speed of light (some of which are meant to appear on screen for less than a single scene) + Smith,Davis,Leto (who by the way is really trying) and Robbie actors' quality aside the rest of the cast deliver such a stunningly poor performance it's baffling to stare at the actors + Totally unexplainable (other than many times completely wrong) cut and editing choices (but let's be honest,on a technical level,Suicide Squad looks like a job made by a 16 years old kid) + "Crash! Kapow! More fighting!" (Again and again!) + The overall feeling is that of being in front of something assembled way too quickly and in a sort of perpetual rush. The movie feels literally like it's running away from the viewers. So much you'd led to think someone must have seriously screwed things up here...big time! You'll be pervaded by the burning sensation of having been cheated on. Guaranteed! Uh...I almost forgot...don't expect to see nearly anything you saw in trailers! SUICIDE SQUAD IS SUCH A MESS! Personal Rating: 1 ⭐️ (out of 10)