I'm Sorry But I Just Have To Write Something

Rating: 1/10 (18 August 2017)

After a year of storing the downloaded copy of this movie, I finally watched it today (19/08/2017).
And yes: I JUST HAVE TO WRITE SOMETHING TO RELEASE MY PENT-UP FRUSTRATION OF WASTING MY TIME ON THIS PIECE OF DC GARBAGE.
First and foremost, let's just say that we ALL know we are watching a sci-fi movie. So the enemies are also gonna be out-of-this-world. But, really? Are they? Oh yes, sure they do, starting with the 'Enchantress', who is supposedly to be 'attached' to one lady and can emerge ONLY when being called upon. On top of that, she can literally teleport, going anywhere as she wishes.
As the show progresses, we are told that the female controller 'Waller' has her heart, and she can actually 'control' the Enchantress by...doing things to it (?). So why did the Enchantress NOT teleport to her heart, grab it and go, LIKE WHAT SHE DID IN THE SHOW EVENTUALLY? We are not told. Just some random scene of Waller telling her history, and the next thing we know, the Enchantress had gotten her heart back.
Then we have one legion of enemy army who are nothing else but 'humans' wearing faceless masks, running all over the place just to get beaten, smashed, slashed, shot and killed by this 'awesome' Suicide Squad. How scary was that? Very NOT scary at all.
And how do this 'army' get to be so faceless and 'out-of-this-world'? By having the Enchantress KISSING - that's right, you read that correctly and clearly - every captured soldier and turning them into that faceless army. Well, talk about 'oral hygiene', notwithstanding bad breath, decay tooth and whatnots! Then, we are reminded once and again by that woman 'Waller' to be 'very careful/ be caution' of this army, JUST TO HAVE THEM ACTING TOTALLY HUMAN-LIKE, WITH ABSOLUTELY Z.E.R.O. EXTRAORDINARY POWER. They, albeit the masks, ARE JUST LIKE ANY OTHER HUMAN ARMY! LOL So how 'very dangerous' and 'very deadly' are they exactly? Z_I_L_C_H danger.
Then the Joker appeared with a stolen helicopter that had his man shooting Waller and her Squad company. That totally irritating Harley simply stood up, all in the midst of gun-firing, to jump into the arms of her lover Joker - SIMPLY BECAUSE SHE RECEIVED HIS MESSAGE VIA HER HANDPHONE.
And when the helicopter went down, she actually MADE HER WAY BACK TO THE SQUAD, WITH THE WHOLE TEAM HAVING NO EXPRESSION, AND EVERYONE JUST WENT ON AS IF NOTHING HAD HAPPENED. JEEEZZZZ...W.T.F WAS THE SCRIPTWRITER THINKING? HIS MOTHER'S PANTIES PERHAPS WHEN PENNING THE SCRIPT? After a good useless 1.5 hours of talking and acting as if the Squad is very powerful, we are shown to have the finale - the Squad squaring off the Enchantress and her brother, whom the latter despite getting shot at by every available firearm from the Squad and experiencing no effect, ACTUALLY GOT KILLED BY A BOMB. Yes, a bomb. So bullets = no effect. But bomb = yes, killed.
And what do we have for Enchantress? Nothing, but just PLAIN ARMED-COMBAT + CLOSE-RANGE FIGHT. Yes, a WITCH who has "completed her powers", actually goes into an armed, close-range hand combat with the Squad. How fantastically...retarded that is? VERY retardy, I must say.
Of course, all baddies got killed in the end, with the Squad acting as if they really don't care and give a f*ck.
But I really got to pen it down here: Suicide Squad, just like Man of Steel, IS ONE BIG GARBAGE THAT IS PROBABLY WRITTEN BY SOME LOW-IQ FELLAS WHO THINK THEY ARE 'SOMEBODY', BUT IN ACTUAL FACT, A RETARD IN REAL LIFE. Man of Steel had the same old sh!t - Superman can bash, kick, slap, ram, punch, and do all other stuff to his nemesis Zod, with ZERO effect. But at the end of the show, how did he kill Zod? That's right - by engaging in a close-range, unarmed combat that had Zod's neck twisted. Just that simple. Suicide Squad's Enchantress is so powerful, yet engaged in a close-range, armed combat, and again with a simple slash to her chest, GOT THE SHOW ENDED. Lazy script-writing? Absolutely? DC sh!tty production? 100% certainly.
Conclusion: do not spend any more money on DC sh!t. Just follow what I did: waited for their cr@p to come out and fade away, download their torrent and show, watch it, AND DELETE IT FROM YOUR COMP DRIVE COMPLETELY. Their shows and productions do NOT deserve a spot even in my storage.