Everything wrong with Suicide Squad(Imitation of Cinemasins)

Rating: Null/10 (5 August 2016)

(Spoilers Alert)
ALL THE POINTS BELOW ARE NOT IN ORDER.
Hope you enjoy it. I'm a Chinese student studying in England by the way.
1. The main character is not Joker, not Harley Quinn. It's the come-out- from-nowhere Deadshot.
2. The only people who looked not stupid are black.
3. I thought that black woman was smart and energetic. Until she killed all her innocent coworkers with no reason.
4. Remember we showed you the Flash in the last movie that you felt you're f#$%ed? Welcome to be f$%^ed again.
5. Why the hell would Batman be f$%^&*g interested in Harley? Am I watching the p$%^hub in a cinema?
6. Remove a sin because that punch on Harley's face makes it funny.
7. As the BVS did, all the clues you thought of due to the trailer was wrong. They are here just to fight another looks-f$%^*&g-strong-but- still-can-be-defeated magic-powered boss.
8. They destroyed the song Seven Nation Army because all the peak points in the song makes nonsense in the movie.
9. Then they destroyed another two great songs. Sorry I forgot the name.
10. Finally, they devastated one of the best song in the world called Bohemian Rhapsody just because they need it. This is a movie that wanna describe about evilness, but it was evil itself.
11. A man looked like the Thing plus the boss in the last movie...with a ridiculously small body.
12. They planted a bomb in everyone's neck that never seemed to work.
13. Okay, here comes the Joker...he laughed loudly. He laughed. Then he laughed. Then he killed someone. Then he jumped in that boiled water...then he laughed again.
14. Harley Quinn also has almost nothing to do except terrible smile when she stops talking s$%t. That's what jokers do right? Aren't they supposed to make us scared or humored? There's nothing but cringe.
15. Harley killed a monster soldier and smiled, then she killed another then smiled again, then another..then she walked out of the elevator and smiled.
(Maybe there's another word for "big smile"? My English isn't very good but I hope you can understand. )
16. A suicide group contains the one who always laughs, the one who is silent and powerful, the one that is ugly and funny and strong, the useless one and the one who is the main character that has a daughter to take care of...wait, there's another speechless-but-shout-a-lot SAMURAI and another guy who lost her girlfriend?
17. Deadshot never fails except when he needs to shoot some teammates.
18. She lost her boyfriend and smiled to all the others.
19. The phone is so convenient to contact her boyfriend.
20. Remember Batman and his friend(s)? Here he comes...after some colorful songs.
21. We promise we will stay in the cage in the next few bunch of movies.
22. She threw the top secret on the dinner desk...and then he threw it on a car. Welcome to America!
23. That witch can go to anywhere she wants to go and do anything. So she steals something from the black woman's room without doing anything else.
24. Sometimes you need a silent guy to fight the magical secondary boss. Sometimes you need a suicidal bomb to win this fight.
25. She was speaking IN English to others in her modern woman's face and then she leaves that face inside her witch skin, in case the witch dies so she could get out of it.
26. To kill the magical boss you need a bomb, a gun and an annoying woman...
Guys that's all I can think about the movie. I know my grammar is bad but I still think it's fun to read if you have watched the movie. I always wanted to add some other points..You can leave anything you wanna say in the comments. Thanks for reading.