I gave it a chance and it spat in my face

Rating: 1/10 (15 January 2017)

I saw the trailers for this movie and I thought it looked like a confused mess that wasn't sure what it wanted to be. So already my expectations were pretty low, then the movie came out and certain movie review channels I watch gave it a very negative review. However, I decided to go in with an open mind and judge it for myself, and now after having seen it I can say that this movie has nothing and I mean absolutely nothing of value everything this movie does is wrong
This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen and it's pretty difficult to decide where to start but here we go. The Characters, there's about seven or eight of them and they are the worst part about this movie. Harley Quinn has been given a lot of praise but I honestly don't know why, I found her annoying, cringey and a pathetic representation of a classic character. Speaking about bad representations of great characters let's talk about Jared Leto's Joker. I thought he was embarrassing and it made me want to throw myself down the nearest set of stairs. like Harley Quinn he was cringeworthy and the worst thing ever and I'm glad he only got a small role in the film. Moving onto Will Smith played by Will Smith. I think Will Smith did a great job at playing Will Smith as he really captured all the charm and mannerisms of Will Smith. Captain Boomerang was the only character that was somewhat likable and he actually came close to having a funny scene. During the awful bar scene they're all told they can leave if they want and Captain Boomerang just walks out, this would be funny if he actually left and never showed up in the movie again but no they messed that up too by having him appear without any explanation in the very next scene. I'm not going to talk about any of the others as they were all undeveloped and boring.
This movie should be given an award for the worst cinematography since AvP 2. I honestly could not see half of what was happening because the movie was so darkly lit and dull. For a movie that's trying to be Guardians of the Galaxy you would think it would make sense to use a brighter more vibrant colour palette, but instead they chose to go with the ever popular coal and concrete colour palette...my favourite. This is what I was talking about when I said the movie didn't know what it wanted to be. It's like they were going to do a more serious movie like BvS but after BvS got bad reviews for being too dark and "not enough like Marvel" they said OK let's try and reshoot this movie to make it more fun and comedic so you have this really weird blend of brightly coloured logos and fonts with Borderlands styled intros for the characters with popular songs (I'll get to that in a minute) on a darkly lit grim and ugly looking film and it doesn't work at all.
Then you have the comedy and it's painful just really really painful, they tried to give Harley Quinn these Hilarious and quirky one-liners that fall flat every time, they made me embarrassed for me, embarrassed for Margot Robbie and embarrassed for everyone else in the movie theatre.
The story was boring, forgettable, predictable and slow. The pacing in this movie is atrocious the movie spends like the first half an hour just getting started and introducing the characters and it's done in such weird way that feels like i'm watching five different trailers followed by half of a movie.
Going back to this film's soundtrack. It's just a bunch of good songs put to scenes that don't fit it at all they play seven nation army, Without me and spirit in the sky all in the space of about two minutes, it is absolutely unbearable. It feels like they were trying to be Guardians of the Galaxy but in that movie the songs actually fit the tone and had a purpose outside of making people go, Oh hey! I like that song! wow this movie has such a great soundtrack I'm going to give it a ten out of ten because they played a song I like wow they're so talented what great filmmaking! A song should be used to leave you with a certain feeling or emotion I mean I shouldn't even have to explain this! This is basic stuff! If the only feeling a scene left me with was "why did that song sound out of place?" or "that sounded really bad." then you messed up! Redo the scene! Fix it! Do something! You can't just put good music or recognisable characters in famous costumes and clever little Easter eggs in your movie and think that it will make up for the: Bad audio, bad cinematography, bad acting, bad writing, bad special effects, bad lighting, bad story and some of the most appalling editing I have ever seen you can't expect people to think like that. People aren't that dumb...Oh wait.
I've gone on long enough about this piece of filth so I'm going to wrap it up. Believe me I could have gone on longer but just thinking about this film gives me a headache, I would recommend watching reviews/videos by: Ralph the movie maker, I hate everything, your movie sucks and folding ideas. They go way more in detail then I ever could with this. I'm just glad that now I can finally never think about this movie ever again. Oh and if you want to see a good suicide squad movie then I would recommend assault on Arkham.