Couldn't really understand the Squad, but the Suicide part I totally get.

Rating: Null/10 (15 September 2016)

This film is just Wow! You know when you are with a group of friends and you decide to make a really bad joke, you know it won't get laughs, you know people are going to moan and groan but for some reason there is that small little part in your mind that thinks it is a good idea. You know exactly what I'm talking about.
So you have to give the producer credit that he was granted $200 million dollars to finance his bad joke. I mean there are literally no words to describe this film. Well that's not strictly true. In fact, please see below a list of thirteen analogies that I believe try to describe what this film was more painful than:
1) Diving head-first into a pool of broken double-paned glass. 2) Trying to iron your shirt but instead of your shirt, you're ironing your face. 3) Stuttering while you're trying to mug one of your friends off (let's call him Dylan). 4) Batman Vs Superman 5) The realisation people actually liked this movie. 6) Being hyped for a movie to come out for years but it just ends up being crapoh sorry guys. 7) Bovril 8) Being stuck in an alternate universe where you're just stubbing your toe repeatedly. 9) Jimmy Fallon 10) Jimmy Fallon's agent 11) Jimmy Fallon Fans 12) Watching 'the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon'. 13) Having a Northern Housemate.
I imagine you get the idea by now. I do want to thank the film though as it was just the motivation I needed in life. In fact, I do hope they start showing this to students while they are at a young age as it gives them such an important message. If someone was able to pitch and make money from a film such as 'Suicide Squad' then you know what, anything is bloody possible isn't it.
So in the words of Jared Leto's joker I have just one message for all you Suicide Squad fans and buffs out there: HA HA HA HA HA!
Good day.