Yikes! weaksauce...

Rating: 3/10 (10 August 2016)

I wanted to like this film.. clearly retarded motivations works for the cast of It's Always Sunny in Philly (we need welfare money, time to smoke crack)..but here, no logic.
I cringe at the generic villain of this film.. Flag, the team's babysitter. Has a babysitter for himself in Katana, which I kind of tossed in with the other SS members even though she traps souls in her sword which is a little too cool to dismiss so easily, but anywho.. Flag in a relationship with Enchantress' vessel June, was introduced at the time we were populating the squad with blocks of cheese as anti-heroes. So at the same time the SS was being assembled, the villain of our movie was farmed in house by Waller, This was sooooo lazy...soooo confusing.. I thought Enchantress was gonna be a team member because of the love for Flag.. the villain of this movie was farmed from the same boardroom meeting that was to green light the squad's members.WTF. I know, you could have spent those brain cells you just lost on something productive like taking drugs, but no.
moving on.. I only liked El Diablo, as it was the only anti-hero that seemed like a human being you may know. His powers came with a terrible price, so his reluctance seemed like the only proper writing in the entire movie. That, and he could BBQ everything in the movie if he wanted which would destroy the need for a team to begin with.
The Joker was not menacing, Jared Leto made him cartoon-ish and entirely laughable. Colorful, but even when him & Harley kill Common's character..the taste of WTF in my mouth was never far. I remember Joker being annoyed by Harley, she was the Joker's tool-bag assistant. Why all the romance? the producers playing Chuck Woolry or something??? they want Jared & Margot to hook up like the stars of Mr. & Mrs. Smith??? I dunno..WTF. just wanted Joker to be as I love him (even though I'm a marvel & Image guy) intensely homicidal in his psychosis. insta-ultra-violent clown, what is so hard to understand about that?!
I just get the impression that I, a mortal, solo, could snatch the life out of every one of these characters like I was ordering a pizza delivered.. well, all of em' except El Diablo.
Have plenty of respect for Ben Affleck's skills, but he looks like a hoe-cake in the Bat costume, this confuses me. No batman for me, for like a decade I guess. Perhaps it was his fight sequence with Jenn Garner's Electra in Daredevil, If it was a real world fight... I would have put twenty beanz on Jenn via KO in the 3rd. (/sigh)
Evan Peter's Quicksilver sequences in both of the X-Men films he was in, are just waaaaaaaaay tighter and more entertaining than Suicide Squad was as a whole.
Will Smith is still cooler than the other side of the pillow, but he couldn't save this tripe. There simply isn't any actual story telling going on with this film.
Watch Ant-man again instead. A complete film with origin perfectly paced throughout the story. With Suicide Squad there can be no sequel.. only reboot.