Worst porn flick ever

Rating: 3/10 (21 January 2012)

I'm confused...
There's more grunts than dialog in this movie, so this is clearly a porn flick, right?
On the other hand, unless i got the censored version or something, there doesn't seem to be any actual sex in it...
That is, if you don't count guns as phallic symbols and all the explosions as ... well, you know what i mean.
Then again, this is certainly a work of masturbation with no real plot to talk about and horrible acting across the board, so it really can't be anything else than porn.
The lack of sex scenes however forces me to award a very low score.