Money for nothing (not even chicks for free)

Rating: 2/10 (23 June 2011)

What a disappointment to see the director of Watchmen indulge in such a terrible mess. If you want to see annoying weeping teenage whores (hey! that's what they do in the movie!) and unrelated ridiculous action scenes, Sucker Punch will be a treat for you. The actresses can't play and, even worse, they can't handle the action scenes despite the heavy cgi supposed to help. Actually, the cgi is so forced and so ugly that it needed help from helpless performers, tell me about the snake biting its own tail! I can't understand how execs can let such a pile of crap go to the big screen. It's so bad I wish I could erase the very memory of that this movie ever happened.