Where do I start?

Rating: Null/10 (21 April 2011)

So, where DO I start? the "meh" effects? the awful story? the unreliable characters? the horrible acting? So many choices, not enough words to fill this review, so I'll summer it up for you:
Sucker punch, is a mix of a few successful video-games and epic movies, mashed together into a high budget, effect packed, waste of your money.
We had some Lord of the rings, a bit of matrix, a bunch of Call of duty, Devil may cry, Bayonetta, and I definitely got some Memoirs of a geisha vibe every other scene.
Now, you might think for your self: "Well that sounds like fun!", but no, you are wrong, oh, so wrong.
When there is too much of everything, everything smells funny. you can't cover up the stench with so many effects, it simply doesn't work. the story was so lame I simply lost all interest half way through, I just waited for the effects to save the day, which they didn't. at some point I lost hope and just waited for it to end, which (it felt), didn't.
The trailer was so promising, that I just had to see it for my self, and as you might realize, if you got all the way here, it disappointed me to say the least. I don't usually rate movies, I just move on...
But I just had to share my disappointment with the world, or else I'd have problems falling asleep tonight.
I felt as if I was being laughed at my face, when one of the characters said: "Don't ever write a check with your mouth you can't cash with your ass." true, so true.