Don't waste your money

Rating: 1/10 (25 March 2011)

The title is very close to what the movie really is. They lure you with girls, then surprise attack you with one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life. First off, there are some of the most annoying screen filters I've ever dealt with. The whole movie too! Second off, it has some of the worst acting and dialog I've ever seen/heard in my entire life. Vanessa Hugens is about to get eaten by a dragon and shes acting like its not a big deal at all. Also, the narrator is babbling on about angels and how they follow you or something stupid. Third, there are SO MANY overused clichés. The slow-mo fighting, slutty girls as action hero. and the list goes on. fourth, they stole from 4 different movies. The German general from Baby Doll's second vision looks like Freddie Kruger (Nightmare on elms st.) His men look like terminators (Terminator), In Baby Doll's 3rd vision, the robots that they're fighting look like the service robots from i,Robot. and The ending is almost the exact same ending as Shutter Island, like the fact that nothing was really what it seemed. It happened but it wasn't in a whore-house, it was in an insane house. Fifth, The Lame action. Like I mentioned before, extremely cliché. Not to mention that it was extremely overdone and dull. Nothing stood out tome. It was all stuff I've seen in other movies. What really annoyed me was that all the girls were in perfect condition during and after the fighting. no scratches, no messy hair/make up. They were untouched. Sixth, extremely predictable. I predicted a good portion of what would've happen. I.e. The scene with the baby dragon, the fact that only 1 girl made it out, and the whole ending. Seventh, dull character development. All the girls where the same and not that good looking. No character stood out. they all had the same back ground and made this film worse than it was. Eight, underdeveloped plot line. the plot line is very bland. These girls are attempting to escape an asylum which was disguised to be a whore house with a very unorganized plan. This cheap plot line was covered up with girls in revealing clothes and action we've seen over and over again. And finally, half of the movie is computer generated. In all of Baby Doll's visions, there are very few real actors. most of it is CGIed monsters and robots. They probably did that to get the action-lover's attention. Those are the 9 main things that made this movie as bad as it is. I wondered why they tried so hard for the PG13 rating. Then I realized when I walked in and saw crowds of teenage boys. They tried to make money off of the kids because they're suckers for girls with revealing clothes. They don't care for plot line or character development. If there's violence, blood and girls, teenage boys will line up to see it. And that is why this movie failed.