Nothing More Than a Pubescent Geek's First Orgasm

Rating: 3/10 (26 March 2011)

Having viewed the trailer and reading the plot, I was very excited about this movie and had been for a good while. After the credits rolled, however, I felt like I had been sucker punched right in the wallet. This movie should just be called Sucker, for those duped into seeing this movie.
There was barely a plot and no character development, I didn't care if they succeeded or not. All of the cgi fight sequences made no sense nor relevance to anything they were trying to accomplish nor were they revolutionary by any means. I have seen it all before in much better executed formats and films. It was simply put, empty and soulless. The fluff of eye candy tried to mask an underdeveloped storyline, but movie goers are not stupid and I totally called his bluff.
I am so disappointed because I was really excited for this movie and the trailer totally mislead me into thinking I was going to see something well made...
And another thing, the whole woman empowerment was utter b.s. You can tell that it was an afterthought of trying to think of a way to make women want to see this failure. Yeah, women will be empowered by burlesque whores dancing while they fantasize into an anime style fight scene revealing both cleavage and pantie shots. Whatever.
This movie makes me worried for Superman, apparently his next big project. This movie is this year's Last Airbender and will surely rack up in the Razzie nominations. I wanna just meet Zack Snyder so I can sucker punch him in the face for making this garbage.