Like "Showgirls" ... But without the talent

Rating: 2/10 (30 March 2011)

"Showgirls" but with no laughs ... The fact is the actors and actresses in Showgirls were really talented and having a laugh ... This lot of vapid bimbos have less depth than your average puddle And that awful Emily Browning who looks like she has a surgery problem already and just looks like some plastic thing is the worst of the whole bunch Do we care about any of these bimbos as they go through their computer game hell ... Not a bit of it ... We are shown nothing to like ... They are just avatars ... If they die who cares And there is something destinctly peado going on in here ... A sick underlying mentality Its a sort of Spiceworld with a cast of nobodies ... Not for one minute that I'd call Spicegirls anything other than disposable pap either : )) Its visually brilliant of course ... Pity they couldn't have found something worthwhile to justify all that work ... Though its all second hand ideas and looks from other films ... Nothing original And the music blares throughout ... And all COVER VERSIONS :))) That about sums it all up really AWFUL