"You will be unprepared"

Rating: 1/10 (1 May 2012)

"Zach, we have to think of something!"
"I know, I know. It's just hard. My mind is in all sorts of places. Two successful movies aren't going to do any good. We need these people's expectations to be at the max. We need to create something like no other. A masterpiece."
"Well, sorry to say sir, but none of your films are worthy of being called a masterpiece, although they're good entertainment."
"Listen to me very carefully, I KNOW THAT. That's the problem. People found 300 just another escapism film. At least it was good."
"On a good note, people love your sense of style. Maybe clashing together your idea of style from 300 and sense of story-telling from Watchmen, maybe you can successfully make a masterpiece."
"Watchmen was based of a comic book. I copied most of the dialog from the book.. I have no sense of story-telling. All I have is style."
"Well, maybe we can bring in a few clichés. I mean, critics aren't going to love your film, but audience is what we need."
"Your right. I mean.. the audience LOVES hot chicks, don't they? We'll just create a simple story with no meaning and put a little hot chicks in there. The critics will whine, but no cares for them."
"Well they do love creativity. Your sense of style can lead to some creativity. How bout a story placed in a mental institution."
"Your right! Hot chicks in a mental institution. People will buy it since it's not clichéd. But we need something else.. We need a story."
"Listen to me. I know your not the greatest story-teller, and most of your ideas are plagiarized. But listen to me! We can add the hot chicks, steal a few clichés, but instead of creating a story.. How about we just disguise something as a story? I know it sounds silly but.. How bout we put your stylishness and your creativity into some big, loud action sequences? To create the effect, we just place some good music too. People will buy it as an artistic film, while all it is is action. Critics will be trying to find deeper meaning, while tickets will be sold to all the horny teenagers and action buffs. It's perfect, it's a masterpiece no one will suspect."
"Your a genius. This is a movie no one will be prepared for. And that sounds like the perfect tag line. Thank you!"
"Wow, thank you Zach Snyder! I hope I can collaborate with you. Sounds like I can put a little flair into the movie too."
"Yeah, sorry dude, but your fired. Bye."
1/10.