the last wicker man air bender

Rating: 3/10 (27 March 2011)

that name describes how good of a package this movie is. Bad doesn't describe it properly, and this is coming from a guy in his mid 20s who loves movies that generally get rated horrible by critics and to a smaller extent people as well.
I came in waiting to see exactly what others here described in their 7-9 star reviews. That would be an "anime" live action flick, a bit of "Sin City" mixed with a a very lite "Inception".
Spoilers past this.
What i got was a story about the main character who wasn't at all about the main character but wasted 1 and a half hours on her. Also got horribly flat acting, extremely bad dialogue that makes fast and furious movies sound like the king's speech, sporadic action scenes where everything is shaky cam intertwined with fast cuts to hide bad choreography, absolutely no character development, a dream within 2 dreams only 1 of which actually has an "intro" that identifies going in and out of.
Now for the jist of the actual plot vs what actually happens on screen. Main character goes to asylum and immediately imagines it being a "gentlemns" club without any sort of transition into this dream state interpretation to let you know its started. Then when she supposedly starts dancing she is so "raw" that she mesmerizes all the men watching her while in the mean time her mind wanders around and we see 5 minute displays of nazi zombies, lord of the rings and i robot in her different dream sequences. The problem here is they also show no dancing, she just swings 2 centimeters left and then right and the dream starts...
When she comes to from those dance-dreams, absolutely every scene has girls crying in it and comforting each other, there's no difference to move the story forward.
Lastly i saved the visual effects for last because i love movies alone based on them, like 2012, even if its weak in other parts. There are very few movies that come to mind that have this bad and blatant CGI that i've seen. People saying its supposed to be a "fantasy" setting don't understand that fantasy is not a way to describe "bad".
Also, just as a side note for guys who thinks there's eye candy in this worth it enough to see, get your ticket money and go buy a calendar with random girls for each month. You'll get more out of it.