Imagine a collaboration between Quentin Tarantino, David Lynch and Paul Verhoeven...

Rating: 1/10 (10 April 2012)

...but instead of a script all they have to work from is the doodles at the back of a fourteen-year-old schoolboy's notebook.
It's very strange to see so much money wasted on such a weak premise: the plot, if that is what you can call it is as follows: misunderstood adolescent girl is incarcerated in a mental asylum by her wicked step- father, but "escapes" by imagining she's a misunderstood adolescent girl incarcerated in a brothel. Where she does interpretative dance while fantasising that she's part of a crack team of scantily-clad steampunk commandos.
Why? One can only surmise that Snyder wanted to make his steampunk- pole-dancing-commando movie but couldn't come up with a plot to fill in between the action sequences. So they were inserted into the brothel scenario, which was then inserted into the asylum bit to make it all look really "deep"--to anyone who was stoned enough.
I'm sure I've seen worse films, but never one that was so pointlessly well filmed.