This movie should just be called "Suck"

Rating: 1/10 (23 June 2011)

There is really nothing redeeming about this movie. It is akin to watching your friend play a video game if he is on god-mode and won't let you have a controller. Sure, the chicks are hot, but so are Victoria Secret commercials. I was irritated watching it, and now I am getting more irritated talking about it. It has already taken up too much of my life, and I am done with this crap. This movie was lame. End of line. ... Or not, the editor just told me that I need to rant some more. OK, the chicks are unrealistically hot, all (but one) of them men are portrayed as over the top lecherous bastards, the evil step-father, the fat cook, the abusive guards, etc. ... The story is weak, the film is entirely a CGI-showcase (at least in 300 there was a historical account that the story was based on), and the character interaction is retarded. Can I go now?