Art School Confidential....

Rating: 3/10 (31 March 2007)

After breaking into a elitist Spartan style art school Tyler,the dancer version of Eninem,has to make a choice between mop to death or dance to death.Mop to death,because of the social service conviction.Dance to death,because some dude just accidentally coincidentally twist his ankle.Which ever his choice may be,one thing is for sure,he can't avoid the destiny of dry jokes and lame lines.The problem of this flick is the story had been told before,over and over.You knew how it is gonna end right at the 15th minute of the movie.The only surprise may be that someone's little brother got shot for a surprisingly lame reason.
It's a stereotypical YA soap drama.Bubbles and sparks are everywhere.I think Channing Tatum is a terrific dancer and a talented young actor also.But there is always a awkward,embarrassed,smile on his face that starts,falters,and begins again as if he is fighting so hard in both releasing and ceasing the expression.Considered it an euphemism for "poker face."