it's not worth a dog turd

Rating: 1/10 (12 March 2008)

Here's what happened when they made this movie. They took the writers for HArry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Pirates of the Caribbean and threw them in a room with Peter Pan playing in the background. This pile of crap is what they came up with. Between a gay pirate's flying ship whose balloon is insufficiently sized to keep it aloft and some kind of magic dust that throws you across the world; and if that's not enough to keep you away then nude octogenarian witches will be. Even though they don't show the whole thing, they don't need to! It's disgusting and I suggest that if you pull this one off the bottom of a lake with your fishing pole, you throw it back.