Extremely, extremely disappointing!

Rating: 1/10 (4 November 2007)

I was so very disappointed with this movie... I knew I had made a mistake after the first 5 minutes. I would have walked out of the theater if it had not been for my friends.
The plot doesn't make any sense. The only thing worth mentioning is the seven brothers who are fighting over the crown - that's also the only funny thing in the whole movie. The rest is just plain stupid.
To be frank, it's yet another "The Lord of The Rings" wannabe. And just like all the other wannabes it's not worth seeing at all, not to mention the 10 bucks I spent on it.
The whole thing starts with this guy walking through a magic hole in a wall that leads to a secret kingdom - sounds familiar? Well, it should. The idea is stolen from another idiotic LOTR wannabe: "The Chronicles of Narnia".
The next thing you see is the guy scoring, after a brief conversation, with a beautiful princess who is kept in captivity by an ugly witch. BTW: the princess is a daughter of the king of this imaginary kingdom and the king is of course looking for her.
Not stupid enough? Well, it gets worse: the guy knocks her up, goes home and never comes back. And then it gets stupider and stupider with each and every minute. A real torture to your senses.
Why is everybody in the entertainment industry trying so hard to make a lot of money by being unoriginal and copying somebody else's ideas? Why do those idiots think that they can create a blockbuster by making a movie that's supposed to look and smell and feel like "The Lord of The Rings" when in reality it's a pitiful, plagiarized, half-baked fake? It's so ridiculous...