The Horror - The Horror

Rating: 1/10 (17 December 2017)

I'd rather sit and watch three hours of David Attenborough narrate about the love life of the Desert Bantha than to take more hits to my suspension of disbelief. This... story, if you even wanna call it that, it's just the worst piece of writing ever conceived. Will I watch Star Wars 9? Go to hell Disney - you just killed my most cherished childhood hero in the most unbelievable and humiliating way conceivable. This IP is as dead as him.