This film gave me Aids

Rating: 2/10 (17 March 2018)

Where to start?
Well first off let me just say that I've never been a massive Star Wars fan, but i did enjoy the original trilogy when i saw them.
This film on the other hand is just embarrassing, it's full of cheesy crap, the one liners are cringe as hell, and the plot isn't much better.
I don't know who trained up the cast in the light saber department but Kylo Ren and Rey fought with all the finesse of a drunk ham sandwich with autism.
On a good note, the special effects were on point, very well done and created a great atmosphere, only to be ruined by a script written by the ghost of Helen Keller.
The ice foxes were dumb.
Oh, and what the hell was up with Luke? what a pathetic and stupid way to end his character after so many years of service to this franchise. Having him astral project himself across the galaxy just made him look like a massive pussy.
In conclusion i would rather drink a cup of my own piss while i burnt like Lukes parents than watch this again.