This is a terrible movie

Rating: 1/10 (12 March 2018)

If you read the original Star Wars novel in 1977 more than two times and loved it, you will very much hate this movie. I was in the third grade and read it at least a few dozen times. The original movie wasn't disappointing because it was made before the book was released and pictures from the movie were in the book. That was back when people would read things. There is no way The Last Jedi would make anyone yearn for the movie's release.
The story, the silliness of the characters and the absolute ignorance of physics and believably all come together in a perfect storm of bad movie. A person with lots of time could literally go scene by scene and point out ridiculousness, naivete, stupidity, lack of awareness, complete ignorance of science, etc.
In an advanced civilization we are expected to believe that space warfare is pretty much what we would expect in World War II. Extremely slow moving space bombers whose payload consists of gravity bombs that fall down onto their target. A completely silly scene of the last bomber whose entire reason for being is completely controlled by a human pushing a button, the only button on the ship for (literally) dropping bombs on a craft that appears to be larger than an aircraft carrier.
Luke Skywalker has become a bitter version of Yoda but makes no sense with respect to what he was taught in previous movies. Apparently the Force is something that can be redefined for each movie. Watching him drink blue milk from a space cow with human-like breasts is pretty silly. His stupid grin when he drinks the milk and it dribbles in his beard helps me understand why Mark Hamill didn't make a lot of movies in the last 30 years.
Po, a lowly pilot gets to question the commanding general (? Laura Dern, don't know her exact rank. She acts somewhat like the Queen in the latest Alice in Wonderland) on what her plans are. No wonder the Rebellion is losing, they should learn about ranks and command structure. And later she defies science by using a jump to lightspeed, which in every previous movie makes the ships "disappear" into a warp in space, but here it cuts through the battle cruisers of the Empire, destroying them and killing her. Empire or First Order. Whatever. The enemy is not even worth remembering who they are. Their leader is killed very easily by the most mentally unstable person in the movie. And Kylo Ren's relationship with Rey is pretty dumb.
Rey's Jedi training" was pretty dumb, too. Also, in a very cavernous chamber on one of the Imperial Starship's, easily holding thousands of people, the ship is hit and the only two people in the room NOT wearing full battle armor seem to survive while everyone around them is killed or otherwise seriously injured.
It is almost as if they had Tommy Wiseau make the Last Jedi. But, if that were the case, it would have at least been funny and worth watching. This is just sad.