Literally unwatchable, dull ESB remake

Rating: 1/10 (17 December 2017)

Long, dull, lifeless remake of the great Empire Strikes Back. Interspaced with moronic humour that has nothing to do with the Star Wars universe.
There hasn't been a single good Star Wars film since the aforementioned 1980 chapter. I know they keep making money so they'll keep making these worthless, by-the-numbers product one after another for years to come, but it is very sad that the real magic that once was Star Wars has now been totally drowned by its sequels/prequels.