A nightmare created by someone who hates Star Wars: A Star Wars movie that doesn't want to be a Star Wars movie and succeeds.

Rating: 1/10 (15 December 2017)

he movie basically wants to ruin everything that is Star Wars.
It's actually quite explicit about it through Kylo Rens sentiments of wanting to destroy everything from the past.
The sad thing is that it succeeds:
> It doesn't feel like a Star Wars movie.
> Everything from The Force Awakens is left unanswered and ridiculed.
> Lukes character is unrecognizable and depicted as pathetic and sad.
> Snoke is killed off in some weird gimmick.
> All apparent laws of the universe is broken...

lightspeed... ruined...

(Why don't they just all kamikaze all the time... One little starfighter could take down the entire empire fleet if they were in a straight line?)

force powers... ruined...

(Leia can fly? Snoke can read minds and shoot lightnings, but not stop his own pathetic death? Luke can create holograms? Daisy Ridley can do everything with no training?)

space battle... ruined...

(I mean why can't the empire shoot the ship from the other side? How stupid is this?!!)

force wisdom... ruined...

(The movie offers no satisfactory insight into what the force is, how it works og origins of the jedi - even though the movie teases with books and Yoda)
> The plot makes no sense and is utterly disengaging.
> The humor is a dreadful attempt to be smart, but ends up wrecking the characters integrity (The blue milk scene with Luke is just a disturbing twist on the 'Got Milk' campaign).
> The constant introduction of new characters is annoying.
> The twists for the twists sake are just a big finger to the fans.
> The unlimited number of untied ends this mess created are unbearable.
I think that was what I wanted to say. I created an IMDB profile to do it.
I will never see a Rian Johnson movie again. I will remember him as the guy who wanted to wreck Star Wars and was allowed to by a army of Disney executives. It makes me wonder what these people are employed to do? Why did nobody stop him? How the hell can this "you-must-be-incredibly-brain-damaged-to find-it-satisfactory-on-any-level" story go into production? Sigh... New hope? Nope. More like No hope.