Return of the Prequels (it's that bad)

Rating: 2/10 (19 December 2017)

Lazy Script, Kitsch Festival, Wasted Potential, Under-developped Characters, Bad Humor:
What have I just seen? Is that really the best you can do Disney?
This is so bad. How about you get real script writers instead of your rich talentless friends that have the imagination of a space cow?
Is selling toys the only thing you care about?
I mean we're in prequel territory here: Starts with a meaningless space battle we couldn't care less about, a bad guy that has absolutely no backstory, lame jokes, WTF?!
Wow, just wow. Next time you want a Star Wars story that doesn't suck ask me, it's going to be cheaper and be interesting. Like freaking Luke Skywalker is going to actually do something. There is no words to express how disappointed I am.
Way to kill the franchise. You can't dumb down Star Wars more than that. Anyway it's not worth it anymore.
Even the way the music is used is just to buy our nostalgia.
Cheap scam, now we can't undo this.
Never even going to bother again watching another Star Wars movie.