Utterly Pointless

Rating: 2/10 (15 December 2017)

Cringey humor: Pointless
Adding hundreds of women for the sake of diversity: Pointless
The new female lead (Rose) that buddies-up with Finn: Why should we care about her?! Pointless.
Snoke being so evil and bad he just sits in a chair like an old age pensioner and then dies: Pointless.
Bringing back Luke Skywalker without giving him an epic lightsaber fight: Pointless (and wasted opportunity).
Leia using the force to magically fly through space back to safety: Pointless.
Luke Skywalker drinking green milk from the breast of a creature on the island: Pointless.
Robots ironing uniforms: Pointless.
Making the evil empire or whatever they are called these days into something so stupid that it defies logic: Pointless.
Awful writing and dialog: Pointless.
Multiple storylines leading to nowhere or nothing of importance: Pointless.
Making out that Rey's parents are a major plot and then it leads to nothing: Pointless.
Laura Dern's purple-haired character: Pointless.
Kylo Ren taking off his shirt: Pointless.
Captain Phasma's moribund departure: Pointless
The casino scene: Popintless
Adding cute characters just to sell merchandise: Pointless.
Having a main story line about spaceships not being able to move for the entire movie: Pointless.
Killing off Luke: Pointless.
"Oh, by the way, Admiral Ackbar died also": Pointless
Multiple anticlimatic storylines: Pointless
Rian Johnson: Pointless.
Disney: Pointless.