The Force is Wrong with this one

Rating: 1/10 (5 April 2018)

The Good
A forced lightsaber fight (not trying to be punny... there's a really weak justification given for Rey wanting to meet Kylo face to face to try and persuade him into joining her side of the conflict) and pretty scenes.
The Bad
The only reason Luke didn't fall into the crushing depths on Bespin was his quick grab of that weather vane, so how did Anakin's lightsaber get retrieved from pressures HIGHER than the deepest depths of our own oceans? (oh wait wait wait, lightsabers can grab a hold of weather vanes too, pfftt)
Rian Johnson says that the bombs "fell" towards the dreadnought because they're magnetic, so how was Rose's sister able to get the controller to "fall" towards her by kicking that ladder...? Is the controller magnetic too? The ship looked like it was made of metal as well... was it made of non-ferrous metal?
Starkiller base is the First Order's major stronghold and would be defended to the last, yet they were able to escape the planet in time/en masse even though their "loss" wasn't assured... so why didn't the New Republic escape from the 5 planets Starkiller base shot? Were there no ships in orbit? Is time not relative in the Star Wars universe?
In the 30 years that the Rebel Alliance liberated the galaxy from Imperial Control they only managed to secure a single solar system and/or the galactic government they establish apparently holds no power over that which it governs because the "Republic" doesn't send aide against the "remnants" of the Empire or their galaxy wide network is logistically impaired when compared to the Empire's version of the Rebel Alliance ie the First Order.
Was that Luke Skywalker? Really?
Was that "training?"
How did Finn AND Rose know about the Empire's secret hyperspace tracking tech? If they apply Occam's Razor wouldn't it make more sense that the Resistance had a spy in it's ranks... and wouldn't that give a legitimate reason for Holdo to withhold information about her plans from the crew? (I would have loved if Finn turned out be a sleeper agent ala Manchurian Candidate, and to see him struggle with being his original persona or his Rebel persona like Douglas Quaid in Total Recall)
Turbo laser fire arcs through empty space and hits the top of the Raddus... wut?
The First Order somehow knew the Resistance was low on fuel and decided just to slowly chase them... when quick jumps ahead and around your enemy would cut off all angles of escape.... does Rian know there's a third dimension?
Hyperspace is a separate dimension where matter is thrust into lightspeeds with out turning into pure energy, so how did the Raddus even effect/touch Snoke's Ship?
Slaves don't matter, but the animals they provide care for ... do.
Rey seems to teleport to where ever she wants to be.
There's going to be a heroic sacrifice!! Oh wait... that's just toxic masculinity needing to be chided.
And to top off Rian's poop cake, some of the worst characterizations ever.