The Last Star-Wars I'll Ever Watch

Rating: 1/10 (28 April 2018)

This movie was insultingly bad. This movie spits in the face of all Star-Wars fans that have ever existed. If you'd like to partake in the desecration of a great saga, watch this movie. I will never watch another Star Wars movie after this release, not even for free. I am so utterly disgusted by this movie that I will truly never watch another one. Repeatedly throughout the film the audience is mislead into thinking something bad might happen or has happened, only to have it revealed that miraculously everything is okay. Every time it seemed a character might die, they somehow survived with heroic trumpets playing. The main villain died in the most predictable and anticlimactic way I've ever seen. The terrible "Rose" character was so out of place and horrific that I was cringing the entire movie. The movie is not real Star Wars and is CLEARLY FOR CHILDREN. I am beyond insulted by this movie and hate that it was made. I could rant for days about how many specific things were wrong with this movie, but the point is that this is the worst movie I've ever seen. I mean that, for over a decade I told everyone the worst movie I'd ever seen was "Where the Wild Things Are", but FINALLY a worse movie has topped it. PLEASE don't ruin your own representation of Star Wars by watching this filth. I wish I had my money back. On my life, I'll never watch another Star Wars after this.