The Last Hype.

Rating: 1/10 (9 April 2018)

Even as I decided to review this... This atrocity in cinema history. I am stumped by the point that I don't even know where to begin. Or how to avoid making it into an essay.
This is that one movie, where I can say for sure that my heartbeat slowed down with disappointment and disgust. Not even TFA did that. Yes I was disappointed, and I could feel the hype ebb out, and I could feel the disappointment. And because of TFA my expectations for this one were really low, so it's amazing how it could still cut even lower, and disappoint me yet again. A whole new low.
Say what you will about TFA, most of the issues with lore can at least be explained away, or you can pretend there will be a good explanation down the road. But not this time.
This time they decided to cross the point of no return. Retcon is now the only reasonable choice that is left. Because people will not buy this, not even the average Joe is that stupid.
Sense? This movie makes NONE. The pacing is crap, the story is inconsistent, the characters are illogical(and make even more illogical statements), lore is being broken left and right; even their own sci-fi status is called into question, as they break their own deduceable physics(This is basically the last "relevant"(this movie forces me to use the term lightly) scene in the movie, and the last blow they deal to their own credability). CG you just managed to turn the major part of even your most tolerant supporters against you. You know, those whom would have been happy to lick ceo ass and swallow if you told them. Even they finally found something they couldn't swallow, if they wanted to maintain any sort of grip on their sanity. It's like when some of these feminists start to see photo's of these so called 3rd wave feminists, and hear about some of the crazy things they do. That moment when they finally sober up, and take off those rose-tinted glasses.
This is the death knell for Disney SW, in the eyes of all sane people.
I remember there was a channel on youtube, where they counted "cinema sins" for movies they reviewed. But this time, they would not have enough time(in terms of clip size, or time spent making it), energy or stomache to complete a review of this stinking pile of crap.
*Minor spoiler/hint alert*
Now if any of you are wondering, do they resolve any of the questions from the previous movie in an even semi-satisfactory manner?
The answer is: NO! Not really, no.