Just watch force awakens and cry

Rating: 1/10 (20 December 2017)

Made me think of the following movies:
Mary Poppins, Oceans 11, Oliver twist, fantastic beasts, pokemon, harry potter, gremlins (when yoda turned up) and many many classics
Now for the actual review. Everything Force Awakens built is gone and there is nothing of any substance to look forward to.
The moment the movie starts the tone of it is set and that tone is forever with you through the movie. Snoke is basically nothing nothing seriously nothing. Those at the top of the Order are hormonal teenage like characters. Full of name drops with little reason. The back story to Kylo don't expect much. Back story to Luke going into exile don't expect much. Actually don't expect anything from Luke at all. He has butlers and a farm on that island. Expect a whiney Ren who continuously Skype calls Kylo in an attempt to establish a long distance relationship for no reason.
Slowest galactic chase ever. More weak point hits to blow up entire ships. What's the points of ships with gaping entry points? Do people not use their eyes anymore.
As one reviewer has put was this a parody? A joke? A laugh?
I can't even gather all the thoughts to put into words for this review so this is the end of it.