You Think This Is Bad??

Rating: Null/10 (17 July 2018)

I give this 2/10 because every time you think things cannot get worse they can and they do. look at Donald Trump. Every time you think the idiot cannot push us more towards economic and political abyss, think again! He does.
Yes, this film is terrible. Yes, it makes no sense. Yes, the actors are silly and the script a joke, a bad joke, but I am sure Kathleen Kennedy and Disney Inc. have plans for Star Wars and their 'assets.'
Soon they will release a Star Wars where Thor visits and gets a gig as a stand-up comic at a bar in Mos Eisley. The jokes, the one-liners, the...
Soon they will release a Star Wars where the toys from Toy Story attain the Jedi arts (no training required Daisy style) and transport themselves through space to Japan.
Soon they will release a Star Wars where Moana will make unexpected but totally under control video chat calls to her dead grandmother. They will take 15 minutes telling each other to hang up (but neither will or really wants to hang up). Etc etc.
I didn't even tell you about the upcoming Star Wars where Scrarlet Johansson is for some reason appearing in the middle of a bunch of super heroes flip flopping and doing acrobatics in a body suit.