I'm with Mark - I Fundamentally Disagree

Rating: 1/10 (18 December 2017)

Great movie opening, I was super excited once it started, then it was 2.25 hours of disappointment. I'm sure Rian Johnson makes great movies, it was visually stunning, but I was extremely disappointed with his take on the Star Wars story. The popcorn and Coke was good, but I had to buy the "White Cheddar Salt" to give it good flavor. Also, the butter makes me a little queasy, I don't think it's really butter, but it looks like it.
I wish Kurt Vonnegut could've written a Star Wars story, that would've been really cool. Maybe he could've written a story where Luke Skywalker turned into a crazy punk rock singer that hated the First Order and started an underground rebellion. Leia was getting embarrassed about her brothers new career and she found out that Holdo was managing his tour. That created a huge rift between the two because Leia hated punk rock music and Holdo.
Rey, Chewbacca and R2D2 were busy looking for Luke, they finally found him playing at a Club on Canto Blight, and tried to get tickets to the show, but the show was sold out. They found out the only way get tickets was through a ticket scalper named DJ, he's the best DJ scratcher in the Outer Rim.
Meanwhile, Finn recovered, met a girl named Rose on the Rebellions medical cruiser and they immediately fell in love.
Poe and BB-8 are in Canto Blight cruising around making Aerial Smoke Signs trying to draw in the First Order to Luke concert. Kylo Ren spots the Aerial Smoke Signs, notifies Snoke and the First Order and then all Hell Breaks loose.