Ed Wood... You have serious competition

Rating: 1/10 (5 January 2018)

Being the 9th in the saga, and set in Space, this could easily have been titled Plan 9 From Outer Space, but this title had already been taken.
That said, it closely followed the formula of that film... Confused story line, wooden acting, ludicrous plot. All it needed was the appearance of Bela Lugosi's chiropractor to have made it perfect.
This may well go down as the worst film of all time, knocking Plan 9 from the top spot.
Indeed they might even get Ed Wood to direct the next film. He might have died decades ago, but in this new Star Wars film anything seems possible.
Since when were Mary Poppins, and Oliver Twist in Star Wars? Did I see Dumbo in one scene? Gravity in space for Bombers??
And when is an alliance not just a small group of mates? Can they field enough players to make up a football team?
It would be hilarious if it wasn't such an offence to Star Wars fans.
If, like most fans, you've avoided any information until you've seen the film, then you won't be reading the reviews until it was too late. Your mates will also have been politely silent about it so as not to spoil the experience. And you call them mates!! For goodness sake WARN your friends, you are just funding Disney's coffers.