The spice girls would be proud!

Rating: 1/10 (20 December 2017)

Girl power! Every man in the movie was an idiot, and every woman a strong leader who would smack those men around. Then, Luke milked a weird space cow's boob and drank the milk while smiling perversely. Next, the movie kills all the beloved characters while spouting more than once that "old things must die" including the traditions and beliefs of the past... (get it). Finally, Luke fights Kilo but doesn't actually fight cause he's not actually there. Then dies for some reason.
There I just saved you 15 bucks.