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Rating: 2/10 (23 December 2017)

I'm a fan of Star Wars ever since I saw the first one in theaters in 1977. I liked The Force Awakens, even though I had some serious questions about Rey's Force Abilities. After all, it takes years to train a Jedi. I think everyone assumed she had to be related to some famous force user to be that powerful. The Force Awakens lead us to believe that she was. NO, shes a nobody. I Call BS!
Snoke, is a powerful sith. NO, his apprentice cuts him in half like he's the trainee. I Call BS!
What this film does to the Character of Luke Skywalker is terrible. This film takes a big dump on Luke! Luke, who was so optimistic he would not give up on his father, saved his father from the Dark Side against all odds. Now we are to accept that Luke is some looser recluse who would actually consider murdering his nephew while he slept!!?? I Call BS!!!!!!
Princess Leia. Up to this point in the movies we've only ever seen the slightest indication of force abilities in Leia. She could sense things. Now, we see her cheat certain death. She displays a Force ability we have never seen the most powerful Jedi or Sith display. And it looked stupid! I call BS!!
Weaponizing Light Speed. We never need to have a space battle again! Just send out a droid in a ship and have it light speed jump into the enemy. Boom! Battle over! I call BS!!
We see the First Order chasing the Resistance for hours when all they needed to do was let a ship jump ahead and come at them from the other direction. I call Stupid BS!
Stupid comedy thrown in all over the place. There is actually a scene where a spaceship is coming in to land with mist spraying down. It turns out to be a Steam Iron coming down to press a uniform. WTF. Is this a parody I'm watching?? Utter BS!
This movie is a disaster. The only positive things I can say is the special effects looked really good and the sound track was good. The acting was good. Too bad the lines and story were crap!
I honestly feel like they have done irreparable damage to the Franchise.