Holy cow what a bad Star Wars movie. Almost wish I was watching Jar Jar for 2 hours

Rating: 1/10 (21 December 2017)

First it's a movie about the slowest chase scene in movie history. Really it's a 2.5hr chase scene. So we see bombers from the resistance blow up an imperial cruiser. Than they escape by going to hyperspace but wait the Order follows them. So there perplexed. Tracking through hyperspeed is impossible. But then they go oh wait this is how they did this tracking we are now experts on how they did it and how to stop it so they launch a side mission to get someone who can help them get on the cruiser and disable it. Even though tracking through hyperspace was actually impossible to figure out 5 minutes before that. So they succeed in the side mission make it back to the ship infiltrate the cruiser and get caught right before they shut the tracking off. So no reason for it to make it into the movie except to piss people off. Then Luke was going to kill Kylo Ren instead of believing that he could turn him from the dark side. Yeah I don't buy that especially since he turned Vader. Oh and both Kylo Ren and Luke are whiners. Just little babies. Oh yeah and dead Yoda shows up and has a ten minute conversation with Luke. I don't know who smoke was but he died easily. Then some guys in red masks with no force skills almost beat Kylo Ren and Rhey. Fast forward to the final act they could have had Kylo Ren kill his uncle Luke sealing him to the dark side but no Luke was a hologram or something. Then they go to the island where Luke was projecting himself from and he dies like Obi Wan. Dumb. Oh and the chrome stormtrooper's suit repels blaster shots. So don't know why all stormtroopers' uniforms aren't made from chrome? Or better yet the ships? Then you wouldn't even need shields. I would think this would be a huge tactical advantage. Oh and they destroy smokes ship by kamikazing it with a ship in lightspeed. But they are loosing support ships that ran out of fuel that just jumped out of light speed. They also make a note to say everyone evacuated to the bigger ship. So why not do that sooner and just kamikaze one of the support ships? Also when the hell has a ship had fuel? I was pretty sure that they didn't need fuel. Wtf. Nothing makes sense the force is dead with Luke. Now there is no one that is even rudimentally trained in the ways of the force left alive. Dumb.