Speed 3, In Space!

Rating: 1/10 (18 December 2017)

Remember when your mom told you not to look directly at the sun? Yeah, Luke does that and suffers the consequences...aparantly.
Okay, I don't normally go aroubd trashing movies, and I went into this movie just hoping they didn't screw it up. But from the open scene I was flabbergasted by the shoddy writting. Never in the entire series did they use bombers that required gravity for them to fall out of a ship...in space.... I do know that if you are in a bomber though you fly far enough away from your target not to get incenerated by your own blast.... (and if they would have been carreening down because the pilot might have been incapacitated than the bomber would not have been horizontal to the ship and the bombs would not gave flown out in that direction)
Yeah, that was just the opening scene. I can go on and on. I almost left the theater twice because the movie was so boring and poorly written, my wife literally fell asleep a time or two. When she was awake we were sharing open mouth glances at not being able to believe the crap we just witnessed.
Sure, the acting was amazing and some scenes were really cool to witness, but the exact same thing can be said about the Star Wars Holiday Special. Yes, I went there, because even that made for tv special that everyone speaks horrors of I have witnessed more than once and am proud to have done it. The Last Jedi though, I should have walked out to save myself the pain of watching the series pay homage to what looked to me like a suicide, as look, coming off an incredible win, just looks dorectly at a sunset and gives up on life....