Star *Magic* Wars: The new rules of 'Force'

Rating: 3/10 (15 December 2017)

Time for new rules of Force: Whatever the writer/director wants it to be!
Star Wars now have telepathic communication, telekinetic tangibility, telepathic projection and lots of telepathy. The movie is least a sci-fi and more a Disney fairy tale fantasy.
Princess Leia gets expelled into the Vacuum of space and freezes to like death(?) and her frozen body is floating in that vacuum of space and then suddenly her eyes opens and she stretches one of her arm, and like a superman, she dives her way back to the ship. Even worse than nuking the fridge. This by far is the most embarrassing movie moment in the history of blockbuster cinema.
A spaceship literally breaks up into two parts and there's no air escape and two characters literally jump off into vacuum of space and yet survives.
I think Star Wars franchise can now tie up with Lord of the Rings universe.
Rian Johnson wouldn't have even realized that he is making a mockery of a great franchise.
He introduces a sub-plot which solves no purpose at all and consumes almost 1/4th of the screen time.
The previous film ended with Rey finding Luke Skywalker. What happens among them in the film? Nothing. Yes, nothing. Just stupid babbling. The most mediocre and amateurishly directed drama between two characters in the history of cinema.
Still, the movie's central focus is how Rey and Kyle tele--communicates with each other while they are millions of miles away from each other. Magic!
An abomination!
Murder of a promising sequel.
Unforgivable at all costs.
I'm sure Disney didnt even recruit a script doctor.
Finally, we have Luke Skywalker projecting his image (not a Hologram) on a planet possibly light-years away and fighting the bad guys. Whoa! Disney magic!
They forgot to introduce Cinderella and Snow white!
I hope the Episode IX literally ignores these Rian Johansanese Fairy Tale Fantasy Rules and give a serious sci-fi cinema with subtle references to the power of 'force'.