Garbage

Rating: 1/10 (18 March 2018)

I don't have enough time in my day to go over everything wrong with this movie. The biggest issue was clearly that the writers picked characters at random and said:
"Guess what? This character can do this now!"
"But they couldn't do that in the 7 movies that came before this one..."
"Well f**k it! They can do it now!"
Rose and Finn's entire storyline was useless, and their forced love story was awful. When Rose (literally) came out of no where to save Finn who was trying to sacrifice himself to be a hero, I almost snapped. Not only was it not possible for her to catch Finn, but it was unnecessarily stupid!
Then there was the standoff between Kylo Ren and Luke's amazing, never-seen-before (by ANY Jedi) holographic projection of himself... awful. Just awful. Then after the "epic" fight, Luke sat in a rock and decided to die... cause why not at this point?!
I'm gonna go watch The Phantom Menace to get this horrible taste out of my mouth... yeah, you read that right.
Jar Jar Binks > Rose Tico