The first Star Wars that isn't Star Wars

Rating: 2/10 (18 March 2018)

The film is a mess from start to finish, if you thought Jar Jar Binks was bad wait till you see this. It's so bad that I don't even know where to begin.
It's by far the worst and most uninspired Star Wars ever made up to this point in time. Bad to a point where if weren't for the light sabers -- sorry they are now officially called "laser swords" -- you wouldn't even recognize it as being a Star Wars film.
Jar Jar Binks I miss you.