Sasha Baron Cohen would have done a better job. I'm serious.

Rating: 1/10 (29 March 2018)

The film has committed more crimes against humanity that Bashar al-Assad and Putin combined.
It single handedly destroyed the hopes of a movie going generation because Disney decided to 'take a chance' and become 'authentic'and original. They certainly managed to make a movie that is authentically rubbish. The director will go down in history as the bloke who destroyed the worlds biggest movie franchise.
I have read reviews arguing that you can't have it both way; audiences want a movie true to the franchise but also something that is bold and fresh. Well you can do both things in the one film. Please see rogue one as proof of this.
The opening scene comedy sketch. It was a big gamble and didn't work at all. It felt like I was watching space balls
Luke's character threw his light sabre over his shoulder. This is not the Luke we know and it's not Star Wars.
Like Skywalker character was supposed to represent hope, not some grumpy galactic Brexiteer.
Leia gets sucked out into space where she dies. Oh wait, she can use magic to survive and flies back to a space ship. WTF
Luke uses force projection in the final battle but dies anyway. He sits there in some yoga cross legged pose and dies. Almost as if he had died whilst sitting on the loo. Really disnsey? This is how you end one of the greatest protagonists in cinema history.
Snoke 'heffner' gets smoked before we know what he's about and his imperial guards and more yakuza the imperial.
25 minutes detour to code-breaker planet was just stupid. Such a pointless and disjointed excursion. This was one of the many times I felt like walking out of the cinema. Pure cringe.
General hux was intimidating in the last movie and has now become a stress release toy for kylo ren.
General Admiral purple head: you what?
All the official review sites have said this film isn't too bad. I don't know what motivates all theses people but believe the fans when they say this is is the worst film since will smith's 'after earth', 'wild wild west'
My advice is do not watch next movie
Unless fans says it a good film. Don't trust these so-called official reviews.
There's a saying from the great George Bush
'Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.'" - Nashville, Tennessee; September 17, 2002
Goodbye Star Wars. RIP 2017 thanks for some truly wonderful movies.