A car accident of a movie. Luke deserved better than this

Rating: 1/10 (16 December 2017)

Some of the things wrong with this movie, and there's a lot. Too many to list, but here are a few:
>Poe takes on entire fleet and Q U I P S Hux to pieces right after the text scroll
>Snoke suprises Hux and Hux slips Three Stooges style
>antagonists are supposed to be revered yet they are reduced to lauging stocks in the first few minutes (besides Kylo)
>Admiral Holdo was out of place
>Superleia doing a Merry Poppins impression. ANY other way to show her force powers would have sufficed
>Phasma comes back real quick to die again? Waste of character
>Artoo and 3-PO doing nothing again
>the handful of rebels versus an entire fleet is becoming
>Luke doing the shoulder brush and the theater applauding (cheesy)
>the overall plot of the film being one ship with a 16 hour forcefield and they'll run out of fuel. Really, the whole plot revolves around a snail's pace Chase where the bad guys are just behind them, but for some reason can't catch up
>Maz giving instructions in the middle of a huge gunfight (waste of character)
>Yoda showing up an acting a fool ( more cheesiness)
>the relentless quips, star wars has small jokes, but there were so many it was unbearable. The jokes sounded like they belong in gardians of the Galaxy or Independence day, not star wars!
>the callbacks to Empire and ROTJ wre subtle at first but went too far in the end
>Snokes death ( hugely wasted character)
>Rey "trained" for two days before stealing books because we all know you can become a Jedi by taking a weekend training class
>Yoda suddenly agreed despite telling Luke to train as many Jedi as he could and pass on his knowledge
>Yoda was also ok with destroying an ancient jedi tree for a prank
>Luke being portrayed as a cowardly grumpy hermit who we don't even get to see in action.
The Last Jedi's timeline?
-Force Awakens ended with the resistance ready to evacuate and Rey giving Luke in saber so in Theory it starts straight after.
Then as Leia and purple haired lady told us their ship had only 16 hours of fuel and Finn and Rose had to stop Snoke tracking them before time runs out.
That plot ran on for at least 2 hours of the runtime.
Meanwhile Rey appeared to be on Ahch-To for days but realistcally it would have been a few hours at most, because she was on The Supremacy at the same time as Finn and Rose at the end.
Then the rebels + rey + first order go to crait and literally get less than a few prep hours before the battle starts.
This movie is a rip off of speed & oceans 11 with a dash of pirates of the Caribbean. It does not deserve the title of Star wars. The plot comes off as horrible fan fiction; my 6 year old self could've written a better script. This film didn't do any fan service at all or answer all the nagging questions we've had since the force awakens, which I feel was a good movie. I left TFA feeling energized with a plethora of questions and mysteries to solve. I left the last Jedi feeling depressed like I just found out I've been cheated on in a long term relationship. My heart is broken, I'm sad. I wish we could go back and pretend like this movie never happened. I'm all for new direction, but this was sloppy, misdirected and intentionally giving the finger to fans.
Mark & Carrie, Luke and Leia, do not deserve this.