A huge garbage compactor fire that destroys the Star Wars universe

Rating: 6/10 (16 December 2017)

This is the worst Star Wars movie.
I grew up with the prequels and you can imagine my bar for Star Wars movies is set low already.
The Force Awakens (TFA) is unoriginal and mediocre. The Last Jedi (TLJ) surprisingly surpassed that by turning Star Wars into a huge garbage compactor fire.
Spoilers
1. The laziest plot and galaxy
In short, it's a 150-min story about the rebels slowly escaping (hmm) from some big bad ships. "We have to TAIL the rebel ships and do NOTHING until they run out of FUEL". Yes, this happens in a universe with light-speed hyperdrives and the greatest evil military force in the galaxy.
2. A middle-finger to TFA and fans
The last episode leaves the audience with cliffhangers and questions that deserve to be solved. TLJ smartly deals with those by not dealing with them at all. Luke throws away the blue lightsaber. Rey is a nobody. The most powerful Snoke is murdered after playing some tricks. Same for Phasma. JOB DONE.
3. Anticlimactic plot holes
Oh boy the geniuses behind TLJ successfully fuse the two movie problems together and deliver the maximum mind-blowing effect:
- Finn and Rose travel to another planet in the middle of a chase like going out and grab a beer. So the First Order does not care actually? Why not sending out the escape vessels or at least the "sparks" sooner?
- All those mysterious Jedi classics are burnt for no reason - wait the ghost Jedi can cast lightning bolts now? No wonder Obi-wan said it's unimaginably more powerful to be dead, as they can just show and light you up anywhere, anytime.
- Rose proves love maybe an even more powerful force in the Star Wars universe as it suddenly boosts her ship (the Force can't do this), making it way faster and able to catch up and ram into Finn from the side. Apparently Finn is trying his best and going full speed already, but his love is not strong enough.
- And for that hyperspace suicidal attack, that is going to make millions of dead captains suddenly cried out and wonder why they hadn't thought of that, and inspire the First Order to scrap all future super weapon plans - we are going to see giant space rocks (probably with autopilot) and hyperdrives mashing things in Episode 9.
There is so much to rant but I will suppress my anger and rebel by not giving money to any Star Wars products anymore until they make a good movie. We must bring balance and justice to the movie market.