Disney hates you.

Rating: 2/10 (19 December 2017)

I was going to ask why "5-year-old" men are allowed to make movies these days, and then I realized that kids can be very mature, so I don't want to insult them. In fact, if I had kids, the first thing I would do is to buy them episodes 1-6 because they are intelligent movies that teach moral lessons, and they depict how the world works accurately instead of sugar-coating it.
This movie does not do any of those things. It is stupid and immature, and I would force my kids to watch all 3 new SW films as a test to see if they could spot all the illogical nonsense and poor writing.
Another reviewer mentioned that this film is like this so that it opens up to a wider audience? What?? Are you that dense? What audience DOESN'T SW catter to? And what profits does it lack, that they should strive to get more of it? Sure... greed, but my point is that SW has been dumbed down to dumb down the population. I was forced into this evil film, but when are you people going to stop paying money for this toss?
I do not know who this species is that this movie catters to, but I imagine their diet to be roughly 70% Dairy Queen, 20% sugery drinks, living in the city, trendy glasses, and sips hot cocoa. Completely beta-male, soul-less, participation trophy-class trite.
Rogue One, TFA, and TLJ = not actually SW movies.