Lame, Unimaginative, Uninspiring, Unworthy

Rating: 1/10 (17 December 2017)

I'll preface by stating I went to watch "The Last Jedi" with the same mindset as I would any movie...no expectations no matter the hype surrounding it and more of a "let's see how this fits into the saga" and prepared to be entertained in some way. Everything started out beautifully until five minutes into the movie when Poe Dameron hit General Hux with a prank call that ended up with a "yo mama" punch-line that was out of place, a bunch of us cringed and looked at each other like, wtf? The next few minutes literally looked and sounded like a parody. It went downhill from there. I won't list every positive and negative because honestly, the negatives so outweigh the positives by, to quote Threepio in ESB, "three thousand seven hundred and twenty to one." That's a bit of an exaggeration though the movie itself is an exaggeration, a spoof, a non-inspirational, unmotivated attempt at entertainment, not to mention lame all wrapped up and thrown at the viewers' senses in the form of a very large pile of garbage. F for Fail.