"Oh Luke, Luke...still whining, Luke. Have you heard enough? I've had to listen to that for centuries."

Rating: 1/10 (28 April 2018)

What in the heck happened to Star Wars?
Having just now (yesterday) watched this mess, I can honestly say: "I'm done with New Star Wars episodes." Done, not interested any more.
Let's see if I have this straight. Our new generation of Jedi can speak with each other waaay across space? Um, Jedi masters of the past had to use holographic projections, and even then the reception was limited.
Jedi Training? Nope, not no more, I guess there's an app for that. No need to become one with the force with years of training and guidance from a Jedi Master. These days you do your own thing.
Dark side? Nope. Not no more, the Dark side of the force is about as sinister as an unopened box of cookies. Where is the unbridled relentlessness for power?
Every Jedi is omniscient. Problem is not one force wielding being good, or bad know what's really going on. Neither did I. Half time through this wreck I was asking, "WHAT?"
And the whining from every character, Jeeze! Whining Luke, Whining Kylo Ren, Stop it already.
Nothing but disappointment have I for the failure and future of this franchise.
The fight scenes were weak at best, and where was the awesome lightsaber duel from anyone? Don't even get me started on the forced humor. I was bland, not even grin worthy.
I miss one Episode of Star Wars and every Jedi get delusions of grandeur.
I put up with Jar Jar Binks annoying voice. I looked past the "Enhanced versions" of the Original three films, but The Last Jedi, is my LAST Star Wars film.