Top Ten List of Things I'd Rather Do Than Ever Watch The Last Jedi Again

Rating: 1/10 (28 April 2018)

10. Be frozen in carbonite.
9. Not let the wookie win.
8. Perform a dental cleaning on Emperor Palpatine.
7. Hug a wampa.
6. View Anakin and Padme's slide show from their vacation on Naboo.
5. Tell Vader I do have a lack of faith and couldn't care less if he was disturbed.
4. Jump in the garbage chute.
3. Find myself floating home.
2. Summer vacation on Alderaan.
and the number 1 Thing I'd Rather Do Than Ever Watch The Las Jedi Again is
1. Have a vasectomy performed by Jar Jar Binks using goat shears.