Giving Battlefield Earth a run for it's money

Rating: 2/10 (17 August 2018)

Finally caved and pulled this off the shelves at the library.
I expected awfulness, and was not disappointed.
Watch:
Loose message about the evils of eating meat (from a character who likely could not support himself without it)
Physics become further irrelevant in space (nice job stealing from Battlestar Galactica with the ship flip)
Physics become suddenly important in space (fuel... almost as bad a McGuffin as a trade federation)
More newly discovered force powers - ghosts aren't blue and fuzzy any more!
Domestic violence - or, why it's ok for Leia to slap Poe, but not for Poe to slap Holdo
Further gender disparity - why it's ok for Rose to sacrifice herself but not for Finn to sacrifice himself
But that's not all!
Ships with no shields! Shields with no ships! Nazi impersonators! Backstabbing and betrayal! Red guard assault cloned from Tarantino! Ridiculousness in a casino! A horseback chase that would make PETA proud! The immortal Captain Phasma being irrelevant (again)! Slow bombers that have no need to go slow! Fishing!
What more could you ask for... other than logic, continuity, and real heroism???