But who is the scenarist here ?

Rating: 1/10 (21 December 2017)

....I went to see Star wars 8 full of hope.... the 7 being entertaining.
Please, future Star Wars directors, send me a copy of your movie prior to screening it and I will make for you a complete free review you aren't able to have despite all these millions of dollars apparently.
First of all the movies is full of childish mistakes:

This piping technician Asian girl that become a pilot all of a sudden by the end of the movie,
This massive explosion that seems to have killed every bad guys except the 2 rebels but no ! Here is phasma again overthere, wait.. was she not next the rebels 10 seconds earlier etc.

Then, this quota thing drive me crazy. I was waiting from the beginning... So who will be the Asian representative here ! oh wait ... bing here she is. Check ! Where is the indian guy hum, punk ?!
Snoke death is so pathetic by the way..
I am 40 years old and fan of the 4/5/6 above all. One of the thing that was making Star wars outstanding I think was the muppets here and there. Chewbacca was a human being with a freaking costume. This is part of star wars DNA. In Star wars 7, I had this feeling the production was willing to come back using muppets. This episode 8 is literally eradicating my hopes about this. All is about 3D again, but well, wait 10 years and you will see how charming and realistic these will turn out to be. Please have a look at Star wars 1 and enjoy the 3D.
Star wars needs to be like Farscape, the TV show, hiring Jim Henson to perform all the aliens etc. These 3D characters are already not looking good now so it will be completely obsolete in a couple of years. What a waste.
Btw, what is wrong with the music ?! The soundtrack was just awful.
But above all the scenario... What the hell is wrong with the fact to have a proper scenario... What were you thinking giving that to this guy who basically did nothing ? It looks like a pale copy of the 5 and 6. The episode 7 was nice but one cons was the scenario copy/paste of the star wars 4... I would think that you would try to create something new and fresh for the 8th ? No, you decided to make some savings and copy the scenario of the #5... What the hell is wrong with you ?
There must be a thousands scenario out there on the web available goddammit...
I liked Kylo Ren helmet and his voice... Why ruining this piece of charisma...
Princess Lea flying like a witch thru space, ahahah I thought you would take this occasion to make her disappear.. that was a OK and easy solution, but no, she is flying like a witch back to the ship and for what after all ? I wonder..
Overall, it is boring and kept looking at my watch to know how close to the end we were...
Please note Star wars 4 budget was maybe 10 million dollars. It was tight, true but maybe that's what you deserve in the first place to force you to do a good movie instead of burning apparently everything in useless 3D etc.