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Rating: 1/10 (3 February 2018)

I find myself wishing that Star Wars would have ended in dignity with ROTJ (the original version, with the ewok's yub yub victory song, and when the sarlacc pit looked like a hideous place to die, not Audrey II).
First of all, I don't think Rian Johnson ever even WATCHED the original trilogy - either that or he has a deep, unresolved hatred for true fans of the original films. The whole exile/hermit thing was a recycled cliche of Obi Wan And Yoda, almost as if he heard from a friend that it's just what old Jedi do.
That would be tolerable perhaps, but we're supposed to believe that was the same Luke Skywalker that spent three films working to become a Jedi, and defiantly declares his success to the Emperor in the end of ROTJ...only to renounce the Jedi and the force over some tiff with Ben Solo? Again, this is supposed to be the SAME Luke Skywalker that squared off with his own father, none other that Darth effing Vader, TWICE, all the while maintaining his resolve to salvage the tiny shred of good left in him, only to look at his own (conflicted but not yet turned like Vader, I might add) nephew/best friend's kid and think, "hmmm....Ben's feeling a lil' dark thiis morning...maybe I'll just kill him in his sleep." NO. Luke would have poured his heart out to turn Ben. He would have fought him if necessary. But the notion that he would even comprehend Ben's murder and then renounce the Force and the Jedi after the resulting backlash was preposterous. We were supposed to believe Luke feared Ben's "raw power"? Once again, this is the same Luke Skywalker that squared off with Darth Vader and Darth Sidious AT THE SAME TIME.
And finally, what sort of death for our beloved childhood hero was that??? Luke does his force projection thing and then just UP AND DIES? Even the emperor was perplexed at how hard Luke was to kill after running enough force lightning through him to power the death star for a day. His own sister even pulled herself back from the clutches of death in the cold vacuum of space IN THE SAME MOVIE, and Luke just falls over dead like a bird shot with a pellet gun? NO. NO NO NO.
It was almost as if Rian Johnson and Disney said, Luke? Luke who? That goofy guy that drinks blue sea cow milk from the teat? Nah, to heck with him. Check out our NEW characters: Darth Emo and Orphan Wan Cutebooty! Aren't they ADORABLE when they fight Snoke's guards together? *Gasp!* Maybe they're gonna hook up! Squeee!
The rest of this giant smelly steamer is just painful to gut down. Chewy somehow misplaced his personality, the porgs are a gimmick to sell merchandise, Poe and Finn are boring idiots, the trip to the Vegas-like planet seemingly exists merely to lecture the audience on income inequality and animal cruelty, and the one-liners and clap-traps seem targeted at the education and maturity of a 2nd grader. The more I think about it the more I feel as though I'm about to vomit up blue space cow milk.