What the hell was that?

Rating: 3/10 (17 December 2017)

I've never ever yawned watching ANY previous Star Wars movies (not referring to episodes I, II, III which I still didn't happen to see) until now. The first half of the movie is just boring! For more than hour we are given to watch escape of evacuation ships.
The jokes... What the hell Disney thinks? Do they really think that bringing the "up to date", trendy jokes taken from today's sc-fi Marvel flicks will do Star Wars better? Example - Rey was so desperate to find Luke because the Galaxy faces such serious threat from the 1st order yet she so freely and frivolously trifles about the force saying that she thinks it is about "lifting rocks"? 'Cmon...
What they've done to Luke is beyond any reason. He doesn't remind the Luke we used to know. And it is not because of acting or the fact he is "older" or became cuckoo because of the years of solitude. It is because he was entangled is a really badly executed relationship with Rey. They dialog between those two is one of the most awful in the movie. There is absolutely no chemistry between them. The moment Luke screams "resist it Rey" sounds totally blunt and artificial.
Fin... what the hell is this pointless relationship with the midget girl about? What was that? A romance? An unexpected friendship? With who? And what's next? A wedding?
Leia - poor Carry... what have they done to you? Carry, if you hear this.. They made you blast into space like Yondu in the Guardians of The Galaxy except you managed to survive swimming back to the spaceship like a pro-swimmer. And it is all because of "the force"..
Little puffin-like creatures... 'cmon Disney - is that really the peak of what you actually can come up with?
The only character that still saves to script and movie is Poe Dameron who really brings a freshness into the whole story.
The way Disney decided to separate the current from the previous trilogy makes me worried about future of Star Wars franchise in general.