Lame

Rating: 1/10 (21 March 2018)

I want to keep it short, so here's a brief list of beefs:
1) It was boring and unengaging. I literally paused it and read some news halfway through because the trade war with China was more interesting than this.
2) Characters were flat and uninteresting. Not sure if Disney focused too hard on diversifying the cast and forget about talent or what, but... I had a hard time caring about anyone.
3) As an extension to that... people keep dying before we care about them. Best examples of this are Snoke and Holdo. Who are these people and why should I care that they're kicking the bucket? Only exception is Ackbar. RIP.
4) Huge plot holes and inconsistencies with previously revealed Star Wars universe. The dude who wrote "the Last Jedi was just magical" has got this point covered.
5) It wasn't funny. Or cute. Like, the fact that those stupid little bird creatures are messing around with Chewie during one of the fight scenes just made it feel silly.
Disney owns Marvel now, right? I suggest they get some of THOSE guys over here to rescue Star Wars.