Not what Star Wars is about

Rating: 4/10 (23 December 2019)

This movie falls flat in every way. You've probably already heard about the inappropriate attempts at humor. The Last Jedi is missing everything that you want in a Star Wars movie. The characters are bland and uninteresting (I thought Benicio Del Toro was the only one with any sort of characterization), the dialogue is completely forgettable, and the set pieces are just place holders for some stuff that passes as "story".
Half of this movie could have been cut and it would make no difference at all. It goes on way too long and is just slow and tedious for the sake of padding time. They could have developed the characters and story more, but instead you don't care about anything that's happening or why it is happening. Stuff just happens and is introduced momentarily only for it to never be mentioned again.
And Snoke... can we talk about Snoke? Who is he? Why is he there? Rian Johnson ruined the mysterious bad guy that was built up for the new trilogy. We have no answers for anything here. Kylo Ren is a crappy villain. The characters might as well not even be in this movie. They ruined Luke Skywalker and made him a whiny defector when he should be the baddest dude around. I was really disappointed with how they handled Luke. He should have at least held some sense of grandeur, but his dialogue sucks and his character is ruined.
This movie is entirely forgettable. I couldn't tell you what the plot was besides lightspeed space chase, and I can't remember any piece of dialogue. The only reason I gave it a 4/10 is because there are a few good visuals. Mostly, there isn't anything to hold on to.