Unfortunately NOT the last Star Wars movie

Rating: 1/10 (18 January 2018)

My review of 'The Last Jedi': (Caution - there be spoilers)
I got to go back a little bit because this has bothered me from the start of this latest final trilogy. Once Luke and the 'Rebels' took out the last 'Death Star', killed the evil emperor, and turned Darth Vader back to the good side of the force - what the hell happened? In an apparent short period of time another 'Evil Empire' gets set up with another bad guy in charge - using another turned 'Skywalker' family member - builds another massive fleet of ships while the 'Rebels' are reduced to a few thousand people still wandering around in old ships,
The 'Rebels' must really suck at organization. They didn't have the necessary leadership to say "We won - get over it!"
Was it just me or did Carrie Fisher's Leia look a LOT like Hillary Clinton? And speaking of look a likes - it's hard to get the image of Vinnie Barbarino out of my mind every time Kylo Ren, aka 'Ben Solo', appeared on screen?
Some things that bugged me....
Only the bad guys had men in command....just sayin.
Blasters haven't gotten any better to aim, and it seems the 'First Order' version of the 'Evil Empire' appreciates that and makes their secret service guards of the Empire use some form of light saber. One 9mm would have taken out the rebellious light/dark side switching Kylo as well as Ren.
Leah - living is open space - bugged me; however I didn't actually say "Oh COME ON!" out loud until she was able to swim through it. Inherent "strong with the force" considered - not even Yoda was able to do that; and there has never been any mention about Leah being taking 'Jedi Training'.
Whoopie was right in 'Ghost' - taking human form and fighting, especially over a lot of light years in distance, wears you out! It killed Luke! Lesson learned - he should have swam through space and fought in person - it worked for Leah.
Why does the 'Evil Empire' or 'First Order' always land far enough away from the Rebel base for them to organize a defensive strategy?
While talking about "the force"...
Being "strong with the force" (light or dark) makes you too weak to notice you're fighting a ghost.
Snook, knowing "every thought" was "strong with the dark side of the force" but weak with noticing that the weapon on your chair is moving into a position to cut you in half.
What I found out about the 'Star Wars' universe from this movie...
Jedi's aren't 'vegan' and neither is Chewbacca - Luke enjoyed 'fish & chips' and Chewy chowed down on some of those tasty 'angry birds' rejects until one became his co-pilot - or was that his 'to go' snack? .
Chewbacca is at least as good, if not a better, pilot than Han or Luke. He maneuvered a huge ship (later on I'll discuss how big) though a salt mine and only scrapped the sides while fighters crashed at every turn.
The 'Evil Empire' or 'First Order' really needs a new engineering design team because their most awesome weapons can be taken out with a one correctly placed shot.
Running into another ship while jumping to 'Light-Speed' only damages the other ship. Again - GREAT engineering by the bad guys on structure - just bad at always leaving one exact spot where one shot takes out the whole thing.
The 'Millennium Falcon' is a hell of a lot bigger with a hell of a lot more room for passengers than I thought it was.
Outstanding Questions:
Who is making all these massive space ships? I hope in the last episode they show that place.
Not one planet or system liked the results of the last Rebel victory and as a result the 'First Order' filled the governing vacuum? What is/was the Rebels goal and why doesn't anyone else in this galaxy far away and long ago want to support it? Maybe it was a requirement to accept 'dreamers' as full citizens - a Star Wars 'DACA'?
Cliffhanger questions - is Vinnie, I mean Kylo Ren, Rey's sister or cousin?
Will Finn have a poly family with Rey and Rose or will Rey's Jedi obligations keep her from considering starting a family?
Oh - The final drinking game count - "the force be with you" was only said 5 times -