A huge disappointment!

Rating: 7/10 (14 December 2017)

I always hate it when people write bad things about stuff I love,
now I'm going to do it myself...
When I left the theater, I felt like, multiply the Boba Fett in the Sarlacc Pit scene a thousand times.
Rian Johnson's movie Looper was excellent and the fact that Disney gave him a go-ahead to write an all new Star Wars Trilogy - even before anyone saw his Last Jedi - made me expect so much of this! Bummer...
To me, the best thing in Star Wars are the villains, the Dark Side.
The First Order? A bunch of doucebags... Spaceballs!! (With one exception, Snoke)
I think we did have a potentially great Villain with Snoke, so much power and wisdom, so mysterious.
I red so many great theories about him (Plagueis, or a Force Drainer, ...) , they've build up something, you feel a great climax coming and then they screw it up completely! Star Wars in good hands? LOL! At least The Force Awakens was a good copy... This movie didn't feel that Dark at all.
What the hell is episode 9 going to be about? The Galaxy looks so small now? The Rebellion / First Order have like 5 ships left,
We've got two force wielding rookies, no decent Villain, I honestly don't know what to look forward to.
What's the point of introducing a new and powerfull villain in the next movie (which it needs) if we won't be able to enjoy him long, so why love him.
If I would have written The Last Jedi, I would have Luke coming in to save the day when Snoke is about to destroy Rey in his Throne Room,
Snoke defeats Luke - after the most epic lightsaber battle in history, Rey escapes, Snoke drains the life out of Luke and is young again, no longer deformed - maybe someone we know. Kylo turns to the Light and teams up with Rey, and they both face Snoke in the final film.
Now I think about it, the best things in this movie are the Porgs... and that drunken little guy in the Casino!
I hope I feel different about it in a few days...