Ridiculous Plot Points

Rating: Null/10 (15 December 2017)

Ridiculous Plot Points
1. A single fighter takes out every space gun on an imperial battle ship, that does not even bother to raise its shields? And only one of those many guns can hit the ship? Thats there only job!
2. The First Order don't even bother releasing X-wings to take out the fighter until after he has finished hurting them.
3. BB8 literally uses his head to fix a broken control panel?
4. The entire Rebel fleet is on a single ship, which has the ONLY shield in the entire galaxy. Yet there is an entire Rebel base a short distance away, deserted but fully operational?
5. The Rebel ship's shields are indestructible. An entire fleet of first order star destroyers are firing at it, yet every single shot bounces off. What point is a fleet that cant take out a single ship?
6. Leia should have died in space. When she opened her eyes and came back to life after the explosion, decompression, hypothermia, and burst lungs. She would have had a concussion from the blast, poped lungs and was blinded when she opened her eyes in a vacuum. She also cannot fly herself back to the door of a broken ship.
7. Then, the crew could not open that door without killing themselves in the process. The corridor led to the vacuum of space. There is no way she could get inside!
8. Finn wakes up, naked and sprouting water. Why was he wearing a portable jacuzzi?
9. If the rebels can turn the ship around and fly it into the enemy, why didn't they do that with the two support vessels before they were destroyed?
10. And if flying ships into the enemy does more damage than missiles, set them on autopilot and do that instead.
11. Kylo Ren has his top off. Why?
12. There is a black sinkhole in Lukes Garden, with a magic mirror in it. That literally does nothing.
13. Rey has lightsaber skills, with zero lessons. Her entire force powers are unexplained.
14. She can leave the Falcon in an escape pod, which can fly to the very hull of the star destroyer, and just walk through the shield door of the cargo bay. Both the Falcon and the pod should have been blown up before they got that close. And the rebels should just send an armed nuke across in the same manner.
15. Snoke does not detect betrayal in Kylo. So much for master Sith. His powers are a joke.
16. Yoda's ghost laughing and causing a targeted lightning strike while dead. If he has that power, why not continue doing it on Stoke and Kylo while at it?
17. The rebel base has a big metal door, which they leave wide open for the enemy. why? It should have been shut asap.
18. The rebel base apparently only has the one entrance trapping them inside. But in the very next second, we see the troops leaving through small doors and going outside to the trenches, and fighters ships leaving from above the door. Why not just escape via those routes?
19. They try closing the door, but one enemy ship gets through. And oh what a coincidence, it just happens to have Finn and Rose on board. What are the odds?
20. Luke has a ship hidden under the water. But instead of using it to be helpful, he projects a hologram of himself, but still dies anyway? What was the point of that?
21. The kid at the end uses telekenis to make the broom come to his hand. Clearly he is going to use his force powers to "clean" up the galaxy.
22. Porgs. Now they are stealing from Star Trek with Tribbles.
23. Chewie can fly the massive Falcon through a complicated cave system, without crashing. With tunnels just the right size for his large but narrow ship, and survive on his first attempt. And also find a convenient exit... with skills like that, you wonder why in the earlier films he was manning the gun and Solo was the one flying.
24. The ancient Jedi texts are not page turners, nor have they been copied or digitalised or had backups made of them. As paper, they would have rotted away naturally around all that salt water with age.
25. Finn is about to sacrifice himself to destroy the cannon, and save the rebels. Yet Rose stops him, and kisses him while in the background we watch all their friends die in a massive fire blast. Timing is everything.
26. How did the first order get a massive cannon, and all the walkers and ships down to the planet in the seconds lead they had chasing them? Do they just have all these land based vehicles on tie fighters ready for launch? Why would a star destroyer have a door blasting cannon in storage anyway?
27. The double agent hacker they just happen to bump into while in jail. Befriends BB8 and helps them, was apparently a spy for the first order. How on earth did he know they were going to be in that cell, at the end of the cliff to rescue them, that he could disable a segment of the shield and then use an unknown metal as a conductor to open a door. He was apparently paid to set these rebels up, yet Finn and Rose only came up with the plan seconds ago. Then went looking for a different hacker. How could he possibly have known anything!
28. The last Jedi? We have Leia, Ray and some random kid with force powers. And those are just the three we know about. Couldn't more be in hiding?