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Rating: 1/10 (7 January 2018)

Boy, what a tornado of emotions I just endured. Before I rip this movie to shreds I will give the appearance of being fair and say that this was a very pretty movie. Some of the scenes, the lightspeed kamikaze shot in particular, where very well made and John William's soundtrack continues to be excellent even if it was retreading track from other films.
But by now everyone knows the story, so instead of repeating what has already been said I will now ask 10 questions that make this movie fall apart like a house of cards.
1. Who are the Knights of Ren?
2. Why was Snoke able to throw the Mary Sue around like a rag doll only to be unceremoniously axed off by a simple force trick with a lightsaber?
3. Why did Vice Admiral Purple Hair not reveal the plan to escape to the rebel base on (not)Hoth? You could have saved the pointless trip to casino planet.
4. Why Rose and Finn let the space camels free but leave the child slaves behind to be punished for their escape after virtue-signaling about the oppressed?
5. Why was Hux, a super awesome and despicable villain, reduced to such a inept moron Colonel Sanders from Spaceballs would have been embarrassed?
6. Why can Leia, without any apparent force training, fly through space like Superman without any long term consequences yet when Luke Skywalker, the most powerful Jedi ever, creates an apparition of himself to distract the First Order he dies?
7. Why is Luke so murder happy? He redeemed his father, the second most evil man in the galaxy, and brought him back to the light and for some reason when his nephew MIGHT turn to the dark side he tries to kill him.
8. Why did Captain Phasma need her own comic book series if she was going to appear 1.5 hours into the movie and die 20 minutes later after loosing a fight to a janitor?
9. If ships moving through hyperspace can cause as much damage as they did when Purple Hair sacrificed herself, why didn't they do that before with one of the support ships.
10. If the First Order had such a hard time trying to catch up to the Rebels in the slowest space chase ever, couldn't they have just sent 3 or 4 star destroyers to jump into hyperspace and then pull out a couple seconds later in front of the Rebels?