A compilation of reviews on The Last Jedi

Rating: 1/10 (21 September 2019)

What did i just watch?
The sith have taken over (films formerly called) Star Wars
Darth emo and Mary Sue
Video chat stalker girl
Short-haired ugly
Oriental love interest
Chubsters ahoy
Change your privacy setting
Will not watch episode 9, 10, 11, 12 or 13....
Torrents 4tw
JJ hired Rian Johnson to look good - surely!
Mary Poppins in space
Lobotomy for viewers and liposuction for the actress
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