Sorry, but not sorry.

Rating: 1/10 (31 March 2018)

So, here were go. Disney just had to go and do it. Take something that was already written, and fail at creating their own NEW Star Wars Universe.
What I mean by this is, most of you know there was already over 40 years of post ROTJ(Return of the Jedi) stories told in books. Part of the Star Wars Extended Universe, there was a super compelling continuation of Luke, Han, Leia, Jedi/Sith, The Force, etc, that was super epic.
Disney had a real chance to do some magic. I think with the films/TV shows they have done that are still in the original canon, they did a great job. All they had to do was film it and put it out there.
But with the stuff they are replacing the EU with, Disney just came right in a took a dump all over that.
Lucas did do some strange work with the prequels, but at least they were still canon.
The last Jedi is so full of WTF moments. Especially what they did to Luke, and how they justified it. It would have made more sense and far more accepting if the movie had been about Luke restarting the Jedi academy and seeing his star pupil fall to the dark side. Loosing his way, and goign into hiding. That is kind of important dont you think? We are talking about Luke Skywalker. Disney just crapped on the legacy of Star Wars with this mess.
The crazy crazy.... Dat ship battle chase premise? In Space once you have forward momentum, you could turn off your engine and just continue moving forward. In this movie, when the fuel(that is a whole nother wtf) runs out, the ships list over, haha. Did you even see that and think it was cool? There was no tractor beam, the ship just stops in space and lists over.
Is Leia a jedi master too? Or the intergalactic Mary poppins? Can't even go there right now.
I can't take kylo ren serious at all. When he first appeared in that other travesty, I thought abotu Grandmas Boy( i am a robot). That was the end of kylo ren being considered a legit darksider.
Rey could have really been a cool character, but there is just no sensible protagonist arch there. It is totally ridiculous nonsense.
The fight scene with kylo and Rey. This was just mindless filler. A dark sider of kylo rens power should have been able to force attack those guards at will. Fight over in seconds.
I didnt mention snoke(is that right? it just doesnt seem evil). I mean that was a hot mess what happened. That is a can of worms for real.
And that kid at the end, oh we never seen a slave kid with force sensitivity right? If anything, that kid should have been in the Force Awakens.
I got to stop dwelling on this.