The Last Jedi ... movie!

Rating: 2/10 (18 December 2017)

Where do I start ?
The good: Scenery. The Battle on the Red Salt planet visually was good.
That's about it !
The Bad:
Who is Snoke ? In the first trilogy Vader was awe inspiring... and then in the Empire Strikes Back we get to know there's someone worse ? Even more badass ?
That's a build up.
Here instead Snoke throws Rey around a bit and flash .. dead.
We don't know who he is, what he did , when he did it, to whom ? .... NOTHING!
Luke doesn't even recognize him ... he doesn't even give him credit for the Lord of the Goth!
Which make me come to Kylo Ren. What the hell is wrong with this guy ? First he hesitate's to kill his father, but in the end does, then he hesitates to kill his mother .. but he doesn't. Is he good, bad, crazy ? The only thing we know is that Luke once flashed his lightsabre above him, which made him so afraid that he pulled the hut down. This was enough to make him kill Han and want to pulverize Luke to atoms ? Where does the name come from ? Did he invent it himself ? Kylo Ren ? Compare that to Darth Sidious, Vader, Maul, Tyrannus. Who are the knights of Ren ? Where are they ? It's already the second film and I still haven't seen the guys ? In TFA we see he's supposed to finish what Vader started, does that mean that Anakin was closer to the Goth lord than Han and Luke ? Did Leia speak about the great accomplishments of Gramps Vader ?
If the first order is ruled by such loser-idiot-nincompoops as Snoke, Hux and the Goth lord how the hell did they get so big ? How can such losers garner enough respect to hold such an organization together ? Where did it come from ?
Let me just paraphrase the script for you :
The first order attacks the rebellion near 1 planet with overwhelming fire power and 10x more ships so as to take about 2 days to destroy the 10x less ships which have a dwindling fuel supply, finally cornering them on said planet, while in the mean time Rey is drinking SeaCow milk on an old Island with Luke looking at a black hole and communicating with Kylo Ren through the force over light years of distance. The Rebels on the other hand being just as stupid as the first order, withhold key plans from their best warriors, causing some to fly to another planet totally pointlessly to free some goats and get betrayed while they try to hack into a first order ship, revealing said key plans to the first order. Rey in communicating with the Goth Lord, falls in love with him, and viceversa, but fails to turn him from the dark side when she conveniently goes to see him at Snokes' joint who get's the blue rod. In the end Luke has not got the balls to pull his lightsabre one on one and he achieves enlightenment.
Is this it ? Where can I apply please ? Do we get premium healthcare packages ?
I was kind of holding out hope for the ex-storm trooper to die a martyr, but NO we have to absorb a love scene that comes out of nowhere. I guess the goat race was what did it.
On top of that ...
A Casino ? Goat Races ? Slot Machines ? Wasn't this supposed to be in a galaxy far far away a long long time ago ?
The x-wing fighter ship with hand-soldered resistors ?
Who the hell is Del toro playing ? I can't even remember his name ?
Jedi fish-nuns to make You HAhahaha?
Who is the silver Storm Trooper Captain ? In both movies she plays about 20 minutes and dies like another idiot-nincompoop at the hands of a serial storm trooper, she's given a name and does absolutely NOTHING.
During the whole movie we don't see the star destroyers fire ONCE ... not even ONCE. How about they jump a fraction of warp speed around the rebels and encircle them ?
Enough ... I can't take it anymore ...
Rogue 1 remains to me the best Star Wars movie followed closely by Empire.
This vapid tripe comes waaaaay behind the prequels,which although really badly executed still had an interesting script ... this is at the levels of Travolta's Battlefield Earth.
Unsaveable, unwatchable, the Star Wars franchise has been given the death stroke.
No hours in a third movie are enough to pick this back up.