Star Wars: The Last Insult

Rating: 1/10 (18 December 2017)

Upon seeing the trailer, I entered the theatre with high expectations. Upon leaving, I felt as though I'd just watched a parody. The plot is awful and the script is even worse. The origins of of Snoke are never explored. The story teases the audience into thinking we may learn the identity of Rey's parents, and we do... sort of. As Kylo explains, they were 'Bums'.
We also get a scene where Leia somehow manages do survive being sucked into space, by using the force to pull herself back inside. Even though there was never any indication that she was strong enough with the force to do this.
The First Order has learned to track the Resistance through hyperspace, yet they can't catch up with them when they're battling RIGHT NEXT to each other!
Finn and Rose go in search of a Codebreaker who can be used to deactivate a Star Destroyer's hyperdrive. This would've been a good subplot had it not been for the fact both characters are blander than Lisa from 'The Room'.
All in all, this movie is awful. I've been a Star Wars fan for twenty years and have always stayed optimistic, even through the sub par prequels.
Do not pay to watch this movie. Watch Tommy Wiseau's 'The Room' instead - as even though that script was also awful, it was entertaining.
You are tearing me apart, Rian!