WTF?!

Rating: 2/10 (17 December 2017)

Ooh, if I only knew where to begin...
Ah, good things... great effects! Hmm. I'm sure I'll figure out something else and fill it in later... Ha, just kidding!
I don't think I've ever been so frustrated with a movie. I wanted to find out more about how they try to resolve their problems, about the force, Sith lords, etc. Every single one of my questions was answered with a gun/lightsaber fight. Hey, tell me more about the Sith lords! PEW-PEW! Aaah, I understand. Thank you.
I have no new knowledge about their world, except that the space cows have green milk. WELL, THANK YOU! HOW COULD I HAVE LIVED WITHOUT THIS INFORMATION! STAR WARS IS NOW OVER! I HAVE LEARNED EVERYTHING I WANTED TO KNOW!
And killing off all the characters just so you could continue making 500 new movies with new jedi. Cha-ching! Right? You've destroyed so many superheros and movies. YOU COULD HAVE LET THIS ONE SLIDE AND MAKE US A GREAT MOVIE! Evil creatures!
And come on! Luke wanting to destroyed jedi because he thinks they shouldn't exist anymore? Suddenly, after existing for thousands of years, Luke gets to decide the fate of the jedi. SO, being the last jedi suddenly grants you the wisdom that none had had before. Pff. Producers and writers, HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED STAR WARS?! Luke would never do that! Never!
And Luke's hologram? I don't even want to get into that... I will carefully step over that and move on...
And great job on the Ray's training! She had climbed so many hills! She is definitely ready to use the force! And her trainer - the rock. Best jedi ever!