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Rating: 3/10 (15 December 2017)

Star Wars is going down a path I can't follow.
Just got back from the screening, it's 01:00 and i'm tired. This film has me deeply dissapointed, so much so i'm writing this as a self-help piece to myself
Straight off the bat, this film is packed with comedy moments, so much so you expect each sentance to end in a gag. Not just the descrete Vader is coming look scared, the full on we're the bad guys but were kinda rubbish let's make it all funny. Everytime the First Order are about to destroy the last remaining rebels (which in this film is about 8 times) they take their sweet sweet time and guess what? They don't suceed. It's liteterally a copy and paste jobby when it comes to Poe's story line.
Fin. Useless. Film turns into the bloody Grand National, with a Leprechaun and a fat 'multi-beasted' opera singer. I honestly can't even bring myself to even go..into...tha...muc.....WHAT?!
Where is the mystery gone in Star Wars? Ray is NOBEDY, Snooke is NOBEDY. So what do I have to look forward to in the next film? More hands reaching out.....great
Wacky Del Toro and the one guy who is taking this all mildy seriously Adam 'less emo' Driver put in good performances as does Mark 'Milkshake' Hamill
Ginger'brows and 'Not-Hermione Granger' take me right out of the film. Is it the accent? And i'm British!
This review like the film, isn't good and doesn't make much sense.