If we could remove this movie, to make another movie, completely different, then awesome.

Rating: 1/10 (19 December 2018)

I understand this review may trigger some snowflakes. Get over it. Reason why I don't admire the Last SJW one last bit, is because of the story, the characters, the character development failure, and even more plot holes after TFA. So, it all starts at D'Qar, because the Resis- I mean rebellion, is fleeing from the powerful First Or- I mean the Empire. How did the First Order get so powerful that the New Republic decided to not monitor the possibilities of a future army rising after the treaty made after the battle of Jakku? This mirrors straight off a New Hope after the better Rebellion destroyed the Death Star. They fled, and some ships got destroyed when the rebellion fled, but the Empire was still all powerful because they had control for years. The First Order got control, in what, 2 days? I mean, I guess destroying 5 planets will apparently not cause any other systems to spark a rebellion with the Resis- Rebellion. Then, Poe Dameron makes a mom joke to stall the Dreadnought, which should've just fired in the first place. Poe Dameron takes out useless surface cannons. But what about the other ships? Why wasn't Hux shooting at Poe too? Then we have the "just hit it with your head and it'll work" cliche by BB-8. Then we have bombers appear, which only respond to Poe, and not Leia, although she told him to disengage. Bombers are useless and the battle was lopsided like the game of super bowl 24. The Rebels flee, and they are somehow being tracked through lightspeed. Then we go to Ahch To, where Crybaby Skywalker couldn't deal with his nephew with anger management. Some parts fo it were actually decent, but that's really the only good part i could see in the movie. Then we meet Rose Tico, after Finn comes back after a stupid reappearance. Rose is about the same as Jar Jar, but worse. They waste their time on Kantobite, because Admiral Pink Hair won't tell anyone her plan. Carrie Fisher, I loved her, and I think she should've passed because of actual physics. But, Carrie Poppins. Her plan would've saved 2/3 of the resistance, but since Poe was a male, she won't say a word. So, the adventure on Kantobite is full of cliches, ranging from finding a person who could do it, even though they are the master code breaker, and falling to their death from a cliff. Back to Ahch To, where they train. Why can't Luke train her, if he knows that Ben can't be stopped? What have they done to Luke? Luke was basically a polar opposite of this in 6, when he knew he could bring his father back. This movie reflects the combination between episode 5 and 6. I'm going to skip ahead to Holdo light speed. I'm calling crap. If that's possible, you basically just ruined the entire franchise. An x-wing being controlled by a droid could use lightspeed through the Death Stars, shield gate, blockades, etc., but we actually care about an actual battle. She sacrificed herself because she thought she was more important than anyone else. Now we are the battle of Crait, which is basically a snow planet but salt. Thanks for clarifying RÃ­an, but it doesn't make a difference. It's another battle of Hoth. Then we have the most anticlimactic ending ever. Luke gets killed because all OT men will be killed. Landon is coming for 9, and will probably die. Movie ruined the franchise.