I was ashamed taking my non star wars fans to see this

Rating: 5/10 (17 December 2017)

I was absolutely convinced that this title would hold on its on without you knowing too much about star wars universe. Boy was I wrong. I got so much dirt on me after we sit trough this.
Stuff that non star wars fans asks
First question from my friend was WTF was that green stuff Luke drank? WTH was that? And wasn't there any easier way to go fishing? Why didn't that admiral tell anything about her plan? Better have useless mutiny? Why didn't Luke tell them to run and that he was just a ghost or something? Why didin't they just kill that black dude and asian girl? And how did Phasma got so far from them after that light speed collision? Why are they shooting those escaping pods with only one slow gun? Was there too much running time for the movie left? Didn't they have enough weapons to take over the hole galaxy? How did BB-8 climb in tho that AT-ST? What excactly are they using for fuel? Why did she had to stay on the ship? The whole Las Vegas story? How did Finn got back to the base when he was speeding for like 5 min full speed and now he had no vehicle and all the first order aiming at him? At this point I was thinking that the prequels where pretty good. And so many coincidences that it all felt forced in the end because movie had to happen. So many inconsistencies with this kind of budget is unforgivable.
Other stuff that star wars fan is thinking

I'm trying to point out some things that I haven't seen others talk about. Yoda felt like a comical relief wit that stupid blueish rim around him. Why wasn't he portrayed as more mysterious creature from the shadows or something. No he just pops up from nowhere. Even though they knew each other from the past.
I wanted to see Lukes full potential in a real fight. Now he is just stuck on the island for the rest of time. Goddammit. Well I already let out some steam and feel a bit better.... Read the other reviews to see how many other things they failed with this movie.