Spaceballs 2: The Search For More Money (Spoilers)

Rating: 1/10 (22 December 2017)

There is a lot wrong with The Last Jedi. For starters Mary Poppins Leia--WTF! Like really, they turned Leia into a bad meme. Luke being the rock solid friends/family first no matter what into "oh I seen darkness in Ben, I'm gonna kill him in his sleep and then run and hide" Like really?? The same Luke that did everything to turn his father back to light and stood in front of the most powerful Sith Lord ever Sheev to prove he will go the distance to save his friends....that Luke Skywalker?
Other problem is Rian Johnson removed any interesting character from the trilogy(Luke, Phasma, Snoke) and left us with Vader wannabe(Kylo Ren) and female Luke(Rey) for a final battle in Episode 9. Didn't we see that movie already? Yeah so much for upsetting the apple cart and giving us something different. And we already know how lop sided this fight will be already. Without any training at all, Rey who does not come from the chosen-one blood line(Skywalker) but from nobody drunks, already equals him in power. She was born perfect, she is stronger then Luke without experience or training and can fly a starcraft equal to or better than Han with no experience in that field either. She rightfully deserves the "Mary Sue" tag. Rey is the Drizzt Do-Urden of Star Wars, unbeatable in every single way.
All Rian did was piss off the serious fan base with a worthless story full of plot holes and notify us that classic characters are good as dead(Luke, Ackbar) and new trio characters (Rey, Poe, Fin) have insane plot armor. Fin should of been dead so many times over already. Such a worthless character and a worthless quest in this movie. He could of stay in the coma until the end and actually sacrificed himself ramming the gun and that would of made this movie a lot better already.
The slapstick comedy at every turn and making fun of every moment even the serious ones cheapen the whole feel of it. Rian turned General Hux into a Trump buffon. Every time he stepped on screen he was made to look like an idiot but yet the Resistance needs to fear The First Order? Why, their leaders are idiots....such a joke. They turned Star Wars in a political motivated show, First Order = Republicans ran by dumb white males, Resistance = Democrats ran by smart females and minorities.
This whole movie had no point, all the subplots went no where and created no revelations or discoveries of any kind and at the end of a 150 minute movie they end at the same place they started prior to the slowest space chase in history....on the run from the baddies. You could properly watch episode 7 and skip right to episode 9 and say Snoke got bored and left after star killer base fell and Luke told Rey to go home and you wouldn't miss a beat of what The Last Jedi contributed to the story.
But I suppose Kathleen and Rian would just say this movie isn't for the die-hard Star Wars fans but it was made for the Marvel fans instead. And yes i would agree with that, it felt much more like Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 3 then any Star Wars movie I've ever seen.