Its Sadly Bad, cringing often while watching bad.

Rating: 2/10 (16 December 2017)

To start off I would like to say I have never written a review before. But I think something needs to be said from a person who has seen all movies in the theatres WHEN they were released. To be fair the bar is set terribly high right now: Game of Thrones, Westworld, Punisher, Mr Robot...things are are written with a sense of common sense, are very watchable, and generally don't cause bad reactions while watching. So if you are not making anything around a caliber of 8.0 or above right now you are going to get smashed my people who feel the need to cry about everything. Its simple if you dont like it dont watch it. But we all or most paid to see this and expect at least a 7.0 or above for frick sake. (common sense and the money invested into the production dictate this) In the past star wars never seemed the type of movie that anyone would ever consider getting up and walking out in the middle of the movie. So in my humble opinion from watching movies & tv since the early 70's here it goes:
The positives: Great special effects, acting was I think pretty good (working with what they had, the script), filming, costumes, props, the technology being part of the film awesome (but this is the status quo right now mind you), chewey, yoda great, I am sorry thats all I got I can't come up with any more.Sad nothing else worth remembering.
The negatives: Luke milking an alien?!?!?!?!?! what why ...what...wtf, what...uh what? Just left speechless moving on, all these characters built up in the story AND no explanation of where the what and the how? The comedy scenes were uh cringing thinking about it...Basics man, any first year film student could have solved this problem, Luke's character arc took the strangest turn that made no sense what so ever, snoke built up to this great thing and left us going what why how moving on, Rey the poor actor did her best with how the script was written they portrayed her as a what a space hobo?, Its very hard to bash a franchise that has brought so many great great experiences in my youth seeing Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, the crazy ness of Return of the Jedi to come to this poorly designed film. Who ever is truly in charge has miserably failed. I got exactly one good goose bump moment and it was from seeing Yoda that's it?! Disney has all the money in the world and you didn't think to consider the opinion of the millions of great writers out there to give an opinion of this terrible thing?!...before you released it?! what the hell? Hire a few legit fans to watch and review...spent 100 bucks to fix a problem that cost hundreds of millions of dollars but get a return of billions because "us" the fans assumed that it would be worth watching? You could have generated an additional few billions just by paying a few million to show the script to a person who isn't a friggen crazy person. Factor that into your money equation disney (yes lower case d, not even worth a upper case). No great fight scene zero zilch nada, the movie has laser swords man...you ever thing to actually use them instead of just wearing them and looking cool?,barely saw r2d2 just saw these knock off CGI things bb8 sounds like a replacement part to a speak and spell from the 1980's, and that furby looking thing with chewy great for the kids but yet again. I was hoping for a Space Balls part 2 " the search for more money" But I am afraid to see what happens after they touch star wars wow i'm concerned. I wont be seeing this movie again and when the next one comes out...I will wait till when its free to watch with one of my services. Good luck and May the SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU!