What a joke

Rating: 2/10 (19 December 2017)

Warning: spoilers
This is only getting 2 stars as its star wars, should be 0. This was a massive kick in the teeth to the hardcore fans and the great work Disney have done with the last two films.
Was so excited to see the next episode after JJ did a good job with force awakens. What a joke last jedi was from start to finish. The call between Hux (who i cannot stand) and Po was a joke and this was the start of my cinema head in hands, huffing etc. Should have Po on his own in a X wing taking on the entire empire considering his invincible flying.
To base the main story on a horrendous space chase which contained no common sense (why didn't the empire light speed half its fleet in front of the rebels?) including the rebels deciding after so many died to finally crash their mother ship into the empire to save the day was embarrassing to say the least.
I could moan on about the pathetic jokes and moments forever (inc luke lightsaber toss, shoulder brush off, milking a alien, pointless nun aliens, equivalent of pod racing with giant cows and silly children that annoyed me as much as anakin and his little mates in menace) and the plot holes like Rey's sudden appearance on the Falcon from Snoke's flagship after his ludicrous demise and i'm still angry about it all now, 4 days after seeing it.
was the casino scene just to allow bb8 to be filled with coins to take out a imperial? Total waste of time.
The luke saber toss ruined the amazing tension set up at the end of force awakens with a casual joke.
what training did Rey actually get? I was expecting great things after the force awakens. Considering how automatically tuff she is perhaps she doesn't need it.
Whats was the point of the dark side area on luke's island that Rey visited? Nothing happened, not even to the extent of Luke in the cave on dagobah.
where were the knights of ren in the flashbacks and perhaps some visuals of ren and the other students.
less said about super leia the better.
There are so many other stinky moments and very little if any scenes worthy of even the last 2 films, let alone the classic original trilogy.