I'm sooo insanely disappointed...

Rating: 1/10 (16 December 2017)

I for one enjoyed The Force Awakens. It had heart, energy, awesome new characters, caught up with most old characters, lightsaber battles, then we were left with tons of questions. The mystery behind it all was thrilling to me. Yes it wasn't the most original plot, but in my opinion JJ had to be under insane amounts of pressure bringing this franchise back to life. I feel he did star wars right, he seemed to care and it ended up being a Star Wars movie.
SPOILERS AHEAD!!!
Everything I mentioned above can not be said about The Last Jedi or Rian Johnson. It absolutely pains me to say that. He literally put more effort into killing everything we love about star wars and everything that was great about TFA then he did killing off everyone that died in this movie. It's insanely obvious that his goal was to crap on everything JJ did with TFA. The deep maybe almost creepy obsession with Darth Vader, scrapped. The mystery behind Luke's lightsaber calling to Rey, scrapped. He literally ruined that cliff hanger at the end of TFA and the mystery I just spoke of by having Luke toss the lightsaber behind his back like it was his way of saying "JJ, see what I thought about that". I see why it was smart to avoid R2D2, C-3PO, and Luke in TFA. But in TLJ Rian avoids the droids like they were aids with cancer, did the same with Chewbacca. I just don't get that. They were thrown in just to say they were in the movie basically. Snoke, what a badass character, or he seemed that way. He was creepy and evil looking. Sounded evil and creepy. Where's he from? Where's he been? Why now? Why Kylo? How kylo? Nope, let's kill him off as he's talking about how he can't be killed???? Rey, is her dad Luke?? Is she a Kenobi??? Is she a Palpatine??? Why was she left?? Nope, her parents were just some dumba** alcoholic morons who traded her for McDonald's. Phasma, I thought we got her to make up for Boba Fett, nope, killed off by a janitor who just got out of coma. Knights of Ren, nope. Princess Leia has a Star Lord moment then quickly turns into superman instead of a little rewriting and letting that be her death. Luke also had his own superman moment and then a matrix moment. BB8, I love that droid, but BB8 to the rescue every 20 minutes??? Luke's death had basically no meaning out emotion to it. Also Luke played with creature tits, went fishing while he lived with walking fish. Del Torro, actually, I'm going, I've already put more into this then Rian put into TLJ. So g'night.