Wow, one of the worst movies I've seen in years.

Rating: 1/10 (16 December 2017)

I saw TLJ yesterday (12/15/17) after hearing glowing reviews from the critics and a huge fan boy friend. I went in hoping for the best, I almost walked out it was so bad.
SPOILERS:
WTF, a single X Wing can attack six battle cruisers and a dreadnaught without a single fighter being launched in defense? Every time the First Order jumped out of light speed why can't they shoot? The universe's worst slow speed chase takes up two plus hours of film time! Why can't they send a destroyer ahead to jump out and destroy the resistance cruiser? Snoke ended up being a little punk, Rey's parents were a nothing dead end story, Luke was just a grumpy old man who died of boredom, etc....
Fin spends half the movie with a weak love interest at a casino retreat weekend where they get thrown in jail for parking on the beach. They spend thirty minutes giving us a lesson on the evilness of greed, then steal some llamas... Because of Fin and Rose's little getaway, more than 3/4 of the remaining resistance fights get killed when they return, way to go hero's!
Rehash, rehash, rehash, this movie is just plain garbage. On the plus side, the porgs didn't ruin this movie, it was already ruined when they showed up... If you're reading this, you'll probably see this movie anyway, go in with low expectations, you'll probably still be disappointed.