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Rating: 1/10 (17 December 2017)

The Last Jedi is a cinematic garbage. It felt like I was watching a Star Wars parody and not a legitimate episode in the saga. There are stupid and misplaced jokes in almost every scene. Even the quiet scenes are mocking everything. Luke is milking an Elephant seal and then squirts blue milk into his mouth. Chewie is roasting a Porg while other Porgs watch in sadness (Supposed to be funny in Disney's view). This film felt like some weird acid trip. There is no story to follow, it's 2 hours and 40 minutes of pure nonsense. They ridiculed every aspect of Star Wars that we love. The Force now works like a galactic Skype to make calls between Rey and Kylo Ren. The elevator scene where Kylo Ren takes Rey to the Snoke's throne room is pure shameless ROTJ ripoff ! She is handcuffed, Snoke removes those with The Force and shows her a space battle outside the window and tells her how rebel friends will die etc. I mean it was beyond ridiculous. Like if a little kid grabbed some Star Wars toys and started playing with them. The action was pointless, way too frequent and boring like hell, just trash flying on screen and things blowing up. There is no character development, no emotional resonance that would actually make you care about the characters. There is no back story, nothing is explained, the characters are as shallow as you can imagine. The Star Wars feeling is not there at all. If a film does not take itself seriously, then how can the audience do it ? It really was like Robot Chicken Star Wars spoof or some weird Star Wars Holiday Special. At Disney they mocked everything about The Force, about Jedi philosophy and Jedi training. Suddenly everyone can use The Force because in Disney's view it's just some crap to move things around, lift people in the air or make a free intergalactic call. George Lucas put The Force into the movie to awaken some sense of spirituality in young people. Jedi knights are like samurai or daoist or buddhist monks. It takes a lifetime of discipline, hard training, acquired wisdom and the deepest commitment to become a Jedi and to use The Force. It takes Rey about one short meditation session to become a Jedi. What they decided about Luke Skywalker is a blasphemy ! It goes against all his moral values and beliefs of a true Jedi Master.
The Force Awakens started a downfall for Star Wars when they decided to not continue the story but to do the silly rehash, soft reboot of the original trilogy. George Lucas wrote a story for 7,8,9 and at Disney they betrayed him and threw it into the trash telling him: "We want to do movie for the fans." George Lucas is the only one intellectually capable of making a Star Wars film. He is the creator, so he understands it the best. He worked hard to make every SW movie different, with new spectacular designs, new story elements etc. Each time he created a new universe, a visionary masterpiece and infused it with mythological, spiritual, psychological and political themes. Star Wars was always made out of many themes and dealt with issues each of us is facing in our daily lives. SW is not about space ships, action or blasters like they think it is at Disney. It's much more complicated than that and Abrams, Johnson or Kennedy clearly don't understand a thing about Star Wars. Disney just ruined Star Wars for good. Don't support this garbage. Star Wars episodes 1-6 are canon and 7,8,9 just silly fan films. God how I wish George Lucas made 7,8,9 with his story and his vision ! The Last Jedi was probably the worst blockbuster I have ever seen. The same thing happened to Marvel movies as well - just garbage action all the time and no story or character arch. For the record The Shannara Chronicles TV series felt 1000x more like watching Star Wars than this Last Jedi piece of crap. In Shannara they worked to establish the characters and the audience cared about them. It had tons of mythological elements as well just like Star Wars. But most of all it had a STORY ..... What Disney did to Star Wars with their corporate greed can't be forgiven !
Watching Star Wars was always a great form of escapism and inspiration. It taught us lessons, sparked our imagination and expanded our views about the mysteries of the universe and our place in it. That was before the dark times, before the Disney.