Embrace the stupid.

Rating: 2/10 (29 May 2018)

The villains are stupid. The "heroes" are stupid. Luke Skywalker is stupid. Leia is stupid. The admiral is especially stupid. Snoke is stupid. His guards are stupid. Kylo Ren is stupid. Finn is stupid. Rose is stupid. Poe is stupid. The sassy robot is stupid. The plot is stupid. The pet bird is stupid. Yoda is stupid. The crystal dogs are stupid. The horses are stupid. The slave children are stupid. The battles are stupid. The force is stupid.
One star for not destroying the established characters of Chewbacca, C3PO, and R2D2. Another star for the cinematography.