"40 years down the drain"

Rating: 2/10 (19 July 2018)

While sitting in the theater watching this attempt of a story unfold before me all i could hear was mr Wilson's voice from Dennis the menace (Walter Matthau) "40 years down the drain". This movie takes all aspects of Star Wars that I liked as a kid and throws it out the window with plot hole after plot hole and dragged out non sensical diologue. feminist overtone is high indeed throughout the whole entire movie. This was written by the king of the nerds and not the good/kool nerd that actually liked Star Wars for being a "war" movie or a awesome sci-fi laser sword/ space wizard movie but the kind of nerd that laughed at the stupid little one liners that just randomly popped up in diologue. They ruined luke sky walker. The boy who looked to the horizon and decided to be a man and fight for his friends And change the world that was oppressed by the evil empire. Instead we get an old fart on some island that rather suck down sea cow milk all day then train some Mary Sue who happens to be more skilled force user then any character in the Star Wars universe. I hate this movie I can't talk about it anymore. Go see it though. It's like looking at a hot model who has leprosy. the slow rotting and deteriorating of something once beautiful... gone