This is not Star Wars!

Rating: 2/10 (18 August 2018)

It makes me sad and angry to see what Rian Johnson did to the Star Wars universe.
J.J Abrahms has made a great, visually bombastic film. The figures have all harmoniously inserted and made you want more. We all wanted to know who Rey's parents are, where the Knights of Ren are and what the hell Luke has been doing all the time. Johnson ignored most of these questions (Knights of Ren) and if he answered one, I could have started crying. For example: Rey's parents were insignificant alcoholics, Luke had drunk green milk from a weird cow, and Snoke ... well ... he's dead now.
What really bothered me about the movie was its jokes. Of course, Star Wars is funny (droids, han, etc) but not to that extent and not so artificial.
Oh yes, there is something else: PORGS! I hate Porgs. These things are just there for little kids to buy and for Chewi to have 5 minutes more screentime. There is much more that bothers me about this movie (Rose, Holdo, ...), but I do not want to bore you with it :)
I really hope the next part gets better.
May the force be with you!