It's not cool because it's different.

Rating: 2/10 (17 September 2019)

Don't try to tag a movie with 'different' or 'alternative' because you put your spin on it, and it has spectacularly failed.
This festering turd of a movie doesn't deserve to call itself a Star Wars movie.
Unnecessary awkward misplaced humour, unnecessary character decomposition, unnecessary off on a tangent story lines.
I think the Director deep down knows he's got it spectacularly wrong, however it appears pride, or complete ignorance is preventing him from being honest.
The bosses at Disney have succumbed to the current millennial snowflake movement, and it appears desperate to please those by putting pointless weak female leads (not Leia by the way) just to appease those minority audiences.
Let's hope The Rise Of Skywalker learns from those catastrophic mistakes made in The Last Jedi, and returns it to somewhere near to the level of what Star Wars is famous for. J.J. don't let us down!
The 2 stars are for the soundtrack by the way!