le Morte de Star Wars

Rating: 4/10 (9 February 2018)

*No spoilers. Only hints to scenes that only people who have seen the movie would recognize*
This film is a Star Wars heresy. It is composed by acolytes of Marx and Engels, Postmodernists, nihilists, and anti-patriarchal feminists that demean virtue, that demean the Jedi, that demean brave males, and that demean reality. This movie was my worse Star Wars nightmare. My heart wrenched to see a plot that never made sense on a scale worse than Jar Jar Bink's sabotage of the Phantom Menace. In fact, this movie was worse than the Phantom Menace.
This movie, for all the past love that existed for Princess Leia, Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, Redemption, and Common sense, this movie distorts that love, condemns redemption and replaces it with nihilism, atheism, and some of the worse social justice lines I've ever heard at absolutely the wrong time. As for common sense, well, just think about that Superman scene for a minute. Or about the inmate with a special ability...Further, why is a woman ruining a man's attempt to sacrifice himself for his friends (for there is no greater love than the laying down of one's own life for their friends) in the middle of a firefight only so that she could deliver a social justice pun? Why does she have to be such a big part in this movie!?!?!?!! Why are we spending precious time saving animals in what appears to be a PETA ad? What was the point of the casinos besides ultimately condemning successfully wealthy people as evil in a Bolshevik ad and extending the movie 15 minutes?
This movie is absolutely madness sanctified. Women empowerment (OVEREMPOWERMENT) at the expense of heroic males turned into bumbling bafoons and who are called out for their supposed toxic masculinity. Its one thing for ESPN and the NFL to start adopting this madness, but to actually demon possess an episode of Star Wars by left-wing radicals is the crossing over from the light to the dark side.
Lastly, the most heroic female in all of Star Wars was completely dishonored.
5/10, the 5 is for Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher...And for some explosions... Mark Hamill hates this movie and now I know why.