A letter from the Lawyers of 80s after school specials

Rating: 1/10 (15 December 2017)

This is a cease and desist from the lawyers of any and all after school specials from the 80s. We find that the content of your latest movie The Last Jedi is in a galaxy far far away from your brand. So much so that we believe you are stealing from all of us. Can you get more corny? You destroyed the depth of a hero and a evil of a villain all one episode. Perhaps beyond the point of return. As soon as Luke Skywalker throws the light saber over his shoulder, we knew that we might have a case. In the Force Awakens, Rey gets introduced to the light saber. It was epic. It painted the depth and the fierceness of the force. The intensity of Luke's character. It was done extremely well. Then you went and flattened the whole depth of it out. What was the line in the movie. Something like, "That is how the rebellion wins. We don't attack with our hate but we save with our love." I am pretty sure, that is our kind of line. Only thing missing was the studio audience saying an "awwwww" all at the same time. Please cancel this movie and start all over.
Signed defenders of cheesy movies and shows of the 80s

Serious Review:
Visual effects 8
Story line 5
Dialog 000.1
Acting 5
I can't believe I am saying this but I would not even recommend it. It honestly ruined the star wars franchise in the level of badass-ness. I am sure it will sell more toys at Christmas but overall the sales plummet eventually. My suggestion, Make all just a stupid dream that someone wakes up from and redo it.