The Last Coffin Nail

Rating: 1/10 (18 December 2018)

What a travesty Star Wars has become, and to think that Jar Jar was what many would have considered to be the lowest our beloved series could sink. The looks on Mark Hamill's face during the interviews spoke volumes, as anger and sadness overwhelmed our knight. Why Disney would consider a director whose greatest achievement thus far being Looper, a film with more plot holes than swiss cheese, to be the perfect candidate to lead an addition into the greatest sci-fi franchise of them all is beyond reason. Between Kennedy's liberal bias and Johnson's denial of stupidity, Star Wars, finally scraped the bottom of Jabba's pit to dive headstrong into Rancor fodder, burying itself somewhere between the undigested buckles of the Gamorrean Guard's sandals and Oola's leash chain. Make no question about it, the trash compactor monster would not gobble up this $#!+. There is absolutely no logical explanation for not allowing Abrams to continue his trilogy. Pathetic immaturity, hostile apathy, and commercial greed has indeed darkened this galaxy, as that three-fingered soulless mouse hammers in the remaining coffin nail and chuckles about it to cohorts throughout his clubhouse.