Pathetic

Rating: 1/10 (16 December 2017)

I wanted to write a detailed review of TLJ, but to be honest everything has already been written by other reviewers. Just in short titles again:

pointless story
painful logical stupidity
a complete mess
zero dramaturgy
poor humor
kills the SW feeling
etc. etc.

I honestly believe that this movie is not a parody nor a satire, but a desecration of the entire saga. I seriously begin to think that this step was planned well in advance. It seems like Disney is testing the stupidity of the crowd. Or worse: they would like to destroy the SW universe. I don't see why, all universes they manage (eg. Marvel and SW) has it's own space, they do not interfere with each other. But simply I can't find any other logical explanation of this disaster. So, if you don't want to be disappointed because of how your dreams gonna fall apart, just go home, watch the original trilogy and forget future SW episodes for good.
I gave 2 stars only for two reasons:

no lame CGI characters (eg. Tarkin and Leia)
really exceptional and perfect technical implementation and visuals.

*** FICTION ***
Somebody mentioned that Leia could be the one who sacrifies herself for the rebellion, and that would be a respectful tribute for Carrie Fisher. I absolutely agree. On top of that, if Luke was the other one who dies because feeling his sister's death and of tiredness of the battle, then they could reunite in the force and show up in the final scene for Rey and Finn.... (and end titles....)
This way, 'The last Jedi' could be Leia and Luke, and Rey and Finn at once, leaving soooo much possibility and the force and the magic of SW for the next episodes....
How is this possible that even I can write a better story than the eggheads at Disney?!?