The Greatest Farce Since Xanadu

Rating: 1/10 (10 January 2020)

I'm hopelessly devoted to you, Disney. Please create some sort of at home streaming media platform where I can throw money at you on a monthly basis rather than wait for months on end for another Disney film to arrive in theaters. I've got money to burn.
P.S.
Please make a live action remake of Fantasia 2000, but don't use any of those old fart classical composers. Don't y'all own John Williams? Just have him throw together a few notes of music. Nothing fancy. I just wanna give you all my money.