Let the old world die, destroy it if you have to

Rating: 1/10 (2 December 2018)

From the opening scene, I knew this movie was going to be an absolute disaster. As soon as Poe made lame childish jokes about "hugs" and your mother I realised star wars had descended to a low, thoughtless, mainstream product, devoid of the charm it was once known for.
The most impressive thing about this movie, is that every single scene creates its own plot hole. In fact, if you go on to YouTube and type "everything wrong with the last jedi" you'll see a video almost as long as the movie itself, that's pretty bad right?
From the 40 minutes of senseless cantobite scene, to Carrie Poppins flying through space, to Luke milking a giant space cow, it felt like Rian Johnson set out to purposely embarrass and disenfranchise the most loved characters in cinematic history, then had the audacity to insult anyone who dare say they don't like the movie and as a result they reward him with his own star wars trilogy.
After the Force Awakens I was psyched, JJ had set up a new trilogy and left us with a lot of questions, the movie wasn't perfect, but it was a good addition and laid a strong foundation, I wanted to know more. The last jedi, has destroyed the interest I had and I no longer care what happens in this trilogy, I hope they fix it