I was expecting Michael Bay's name to come up in the credits

Rating: 2/10 (11 February 2018)

This movie treats the viewer like they are a moron the entire time. Imagine every single movie cliché there is-- they are all in the last jedi.
When the bad guy has the good guys moments from death but they decide to "let them squirm a little longer", only for good guys to be saved via deus ex machina. Im not even joking, I counted this particular hollywood cliché happening 5 times in this movie alone.
I am shocked by the positive response this movie has. It goes to show that critics do enjoy Tranformers style movies as long as the political message is agreeable.
This movie is really bad. At parts it was so bad it was hilarious. Me and a friend burst out laughing at one particular "serious scene" to the point where I was in tears at how dumb it was. This movie fails in close to every department and will alienate every star wars fan in the galaxy. This movie will ruin your child hood.