A Star Wars/Disney film made with story cubes.........................

Rating: Null/10 (19 December 2017)

Some cool scenes, some funny bits (bits) some great effects and angled shots.
That's it..... really that's it.... it's as if some rolled some story dice and went we will do that, that and that, add some talking, not worry about what happens to anyone regardless of new or old characters, change the laws of the universe to freshen it up (although anything and everything jedi-ish surely has already been done). Make almost every character stupid and throw in some immature comments and slapstick for the kiddies and explain what stuff is now and again cuz the audience is thick.
Terrible main plot, terrible side plots, you lose interest in the characters and when it ends you're not left with ESB and oh no what will they do empathy. Oh no, your left with meh, I'm not bothered or actually I think I'm gonna start rooting for kylo, the dark side and the First order.
If this wasn't Star Wars it would have gone straight to DVD.