Star Wars: The Last Plothole

Rating: 1/10 (17 January 2019)

Don't waste your time. This slagheap of a movie is an exercise in how to kill a trilogy in what should be its rising action. It's staggering how awful the "plot" of this movie is. Picture the slowest chase scene you can imagine, then throw in some terrible jokes, plotholes wider than the sarlacc pit, lack of any kind of character development, and a butchering of existing, beloved characters, and that's what you've got. At least everything looks and sounds nice as the franchise crumbles around Rian Johnson's heels in smoking ruins.