Worst Wars Yet!

Rating: 1/10 (28 March 2018)

What a massive floating leftist piece of propaganda!
First off -
Lucas rule #1 - George wanted a "used" look in this epic tale because sci fi films always had new pristine ships etc. They threw in old fighters at the end that did absolutely nothing!
#2 - (which describes the whole movie) The main plot of the movie is a slow motion escape from the bad guys.
Really??
This was like watching the OJ Simpson chase but having to pay to watch it.
So the bad guys can't catch them but they also can't travel light speed to get ahead of them and wait for them? Or call other ships to intersect them?
#3 - "HATE THE RICH" theme invades Star Wars. "The worst people in the universe" are the rich people in "Monte Carlo!"
Really?
The SAME character later says "We will win by protecting what we love not destroying what we hate." This is AFTER she trashes the casino with runaway animals.
Anyone else see the liberal double standard?
She also just stopped FN from SAVING the people he cares about!!
Makes NO sense.
#4 - It's okay to eat fish but not chicken. Luke eats fish but fanged carnivore Chewbacca won't eat chicken because he feels bad and becomes friends with his food! This is the best friend of a well know "scoundrel" and has no place in a Star Wars movie where animals used to eat other animals like the snow monster and Jabba.
Those little birds are everywhere and infesting the Millenium Falcon (which has a NEW cockpit update - see Lucas rule #1)
Luke also shows us where green milk comes from (nod to the BLUE milk in ep. 4)
#5 - Gravity in space??
Who drops gravity bombs in zero G? Not to mention ships that fall and lose speed when they run out of gas. How much gas has Voyager used getting out of our solar system?
The problem with liberals is as soon as they hear the term UFO they suddenly think they are L. Ron Hubbard!!
This was the worst Star Wars film yet and the first one I have NO desire to watch again let alone many times.
There was nothing new, creative or exciting in this film just PC propaganda and an example of "do nothing and lead from behind". There is NO reason Laura Dern has to keep the plan a secret. It was funny to see her say "Pew" when she shot the gun but that belongs in a spoof not the franchise.
Just total idiocy through the whole film with absolutely NO redeeming plots, characters or scenes. Two Jedi staring at each other for 10 minutes in an empty green screen room "fighting" is worse than all the mind control torture on the old Star Trek shows.
George Lucas is laughing all the way to the bank since his Billion dollar sell out of the franchise. Kinda like the guy who sold MySpace.