Utterly Horrendous at the basic level

Rating: 1/10 (15 December 2017)

Now I'm not a big Star Wars fan at heart, but after being treated to this not out of my own pocket, I just had to come and see if others were agreeing with how bad it was. Because you sure as heck can not be trusted to believe the press and review sites these days.
Surely there's some conspiracy where they just throw together a movie with a bunch of bad cgi, pay off some journos for good reviews and then laugh behind everyone's back at how much money it makes. Utterly criminal. No sane person could find this enjoyable.
This was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. And the only movie I've ever been tempted to walk out of. The pace, the script, the absolutely laughable plot. Man how I feel bad for you diehards who have been slapped in the face with this garbage.
Just one example of the ridiculousness that plagues not only this movie, but movies in general these days with their nonsensical garbage is below. Yes it's a movie, but you can't rewrite yourself out of such stupid situations and expect your audience to suspend their belief.
Here we go: they arrive at the mountain stronghold. No way out. Clearly, it is stated and setup that this is it. 3PO confirms. No way out. Period. The impending doom is upon them. Only one way in and out. It is made painstakingly clear. What could possibly happen next?
Then of course. Out of nowhere. After writing themselves into such a turdy stinking hole with no way out.
"Oh yes look. It is possible to get out. Turns out after all there is a way out. Pschye! We had you there huh. We'll just write our way out and you can suspend your disbelief. But wait, there's more.
The same plot device then ties up the other horrendously laughably ridiculous Jedi training, who is now a pro rock mover after her 6 seconds of rock moving introduction training. Jobs a Gooden let's go to the pub, I bet they thought.
This is the exact same garbage used in spectre, where it is described that if the brain drill thing touches bond's head he will be killed instantly. He then gets probed with it extensively to the head, magically doesn't die and comes out of it hunky dory.
Again, it's a movie, but treating your audience this dumb and trying to make up for your bad writing into a corner is just not on.