"LASER SWORDS"???

Rating: 1/10 (8 November 2018)

There is NOTHING that is good about this junk. Idek what the story was, dialogue was trash, acting was bad... Every scene contained corniness, BARELY any real saber battles, no emotion, no darkness, the words "Laser swords" is spoken by legendary Hamill... SERIOUSLY, WHAT KIND OF WRITING IS THAT???? That is exactly what a 5 year old would call these awesome light sabers when they are JUST introduced to Star Wars!!!! There is no sense of tension, no sense of anything... This movie is stupid in every way and boring in every way... This is what happens I guess when Disney buys SW... I hope Disney does not take over Indiana Jones
It is 12/20/18 now and I am adding more to this now, because I forgot to add something last month... The political crap in this is horrible... There should not even be anything political to SW at all.... Should SW be meaningful, yes, but in all the right ways, not political in terms of overpowered women/Mary Sues... This is exactly what Rey is. She was a Mary Sue in the last film, but in this toxic mess, she is able to overpower Luke within 20 min of her interactions with him, in a lame pathetic duel... Luke is this crucial, great character, even more so than Han Solo, who is the light to Vader's darkness of course, and this noobie manages to beat Luke, just like that... Even if Rey was....mastered..... She should not be able to beat Luke just like that, ever. At Rey's level in this movie, pretty much starting with her first scene in the movie, she could basically one shot Vader... SERIOUSLY!!!!! Why are we adding Mary Sue, OP women to what should be masterpiece entertainment????? I think Disney is gonna do MCU this way now, with Captain Marvel.... Just watch the trailers, pay attention, and you'll see what I mean. Thanks a lot, Disney.