Star Wars: Six Feet Under

Rating: 1/10 (15 December 2017)

This is my first review on IMDB, so please don't judge harshly.
Okay, where to start? TLJ is not a STAR WARS film by any right, it feels more like a Spaceballs sequel on drugs in combination with too many vodka's. No, I am not kidding, this is Star Wars: Episode 8, Six Feet Under. Everything that I loved about Star Wars, was destroyed within, what, 2 1/2 hours?
My point is, all the negative reviews out there are right. The subplot, without spoiling anything, was a horrific nightmare that led to nowhere. Character development? No, throw that out of the window, as any logic that is (just the same as a certain character throws a certain object away at the start of this mess, you know what I mean? No spoilers!). Funny thing is, I actually like the Force Awakens! It sets up some mystery to it all. TLJ destroys all Star Wars lore, including TFA. The Phantom Menace (A.K.A. Jar Jar Binks: Episode 1) is actually a masterpiece in comparison to this attempt at film making!
As for those "critics" who review this film as good, I have one question: "How is your bank account?". Yeah, that's right...
Steer clear of this festering...this abomination...this...Ah you get the point, better watch those old classics instead! I rather sit through The "Turkish" Star Wars than this!