Star Money Wars

Rating: 3/10 (27 December 2017)

This is my first and probably last review, simply because this was the only movie franchise that i truly cared about. After seeing "The Last Jedi" i felt compelled to say something, to give a heads up to anyone who wants to go and watch it. Don't. Don't go. Don't give it any money. Wait for it, wait for it when it's free. I fell ashamed for paying for it, for feeding the beast.
Everything in this movie the Plot, the characters, the "humor" and the Porgs, all of it has a singular purpose -money. The entire film seems to be made of unconnected ideas that were approved by "would you pay to see this" polls after which they tried to connect it all by adding confusing and implausible scenes between them (including force Skype and improved force Skype at the end), because of this plot holes pop up every single time any of main characters try to do anything . I won't list them all, there is simply too many, instead i will only mention the most important one, the one that the entire story hinges on.

The inability of the First order armada of Star Destroyers and the Capital ship of "Supreme" Leader Snoke to catch one rebel ship because it's a little faster than them, this being said one minute after the entire armada drops out of Hyperspace at light speed. Again... Light Speed. That is it. That's the plot.

The characters have no development, some don't even have any importance, Fin and Rose can easily be removed with little or no consequence to the "plot" , but they do have importance money wise. A lot of people say that Disney is being too PC, i guarantee it has nothing to do with political correctness, only money, characters that pass the "would you pay to see this" polls get screen time, and those that don't get killed off. Captain Phasma the commander of the First Order's legions gets maybe 60 seconds of screen time more than the "porgs", one is for story purposes and one is merchandise. Guess who gets killed off.
All this being said i am not opposed of movies earning money.
I simply think that movies should earn money because they are good.
Movies shouldn't be good just because they bring in the money.
Ultimately i left the movie theater disappointed and confused and with the wish i didn't see the thing a saw.
This is the last Star Wars movie i will ever pay for.