This is so bad

Rating: 1/10 (24 December 2017)

This is so bad I could actually cry. I review it as a 5 just because I don't wanna be a hater. But this is terrible. Not only is a terrible Episode for Star Wars, this is a terrible movie. This is wrong in so many levels. Childish. Predictable. The first half makes no sense. Then, you get some intereseting plot lines but overall this is a MESS.
I read an article saying some fans wanted this movie to be erased from the canon and I thought "Must be a few crying babies". Now I kinda get it. If Episode VII was insipid, Episode VIII finally destroyed everything. They didn't understand the original characters. The new ones aren't coherent at all. Some of them are completly unnecesary. Poe Dameron was the only memorable character from Episode VII and they also screw it on this film with that prepotent facet.
I got tired of the bad dialogues too. The film started with obvious explanatory quotes, then you got that petty conversation between Hux and Poe Dameron. Too many "funny" moments, too many creatures with no charm (except for the crystal dogs). Even the filming techniques were sloppy. This is Disney, not Star Wars.
All the people who defend this film tell "You can't handle something new". I don't understand what's new about this film. Again, it got so many elements from Episode IV, V and VI, and even from other classical films or sagas.
The only charm the movie has is actually the last seconds, with the kids being the hope of the rebelion. I've literally never been so pissed about a movie before. Thank you for destroying Star Wars.