Failed they have. Into exile Disney must go.

Rating: 2/10 (30 December 2017)

Firstly, let me applaud Disney for episode 9. It isn't out yet but my Jedi instinct tells me all you cry babies who hate TLJ will probably go see it because Disney markets the f$#k out of their movies and they'll probably release a perfect trailer that will reel in all the fools like me that were disappointed with TLJ. Now on to the review.
If you think the directors give a flying fart about hardcore fans like us, you must be out of your Jakku mind. Like my Indian friend said: All they kerrabout is moneeey.
TLJ isn't a Star Wars movie. It's a science fiction corporate film so PC that it leaves a bitter taste even in the mouths of millenials.
The reason I hate the TLJ , ok not hate but very close to hate , is because it had so much potential. Even I could have directed a better Star Wars movie than TLJ.
After TFA gave us the middle finger, I thought TLJ would at least correct the mistakes of its older brother. Instead TLJ became the black sheep of the Star Wars family. Anymore jokes and it could have been a comedy, anymore fun and it could have been a musical.
Maybe I'm not Star Warssy enough for you folks but this is my two cents advice: If you haven't seen TLJ, read every spoiler review about what sucked and then go see it. With expectations so low you won't be disappointed. That's what I did.
If you've seen it and you hate it, don't think another viewing will wash the bad taste from your mouth. Forget about it. Sleep easy knowing you are not the only one in the outer rim galaxy that hates it.
If you've seen it and liked it, my hats off to you or should I say: Disney got ya?
Maybe the solo Han Solo film will restore faith in the republic, but I got a bad feeling about it, Disney being Disney and all that.
May the force or whatever's left of it be with us all.