Social Justice Wars: The Last Snowflake

Rating: 1/10 (10 February 2018)

I just finished watching this movie for the second time, and guess what? I hate it even more.
I don't know who to blame more... Rian Johnson or Disney... but based on all of the panels, and twitter pages of everyone involved, it's safe to say that they thought what they created was something spectacular... instead of giving the audience what they wanted... they made something that they thought we SHOULD want... fricken Bolshevik Marketing at best... oh, and can we agree that Mark Hamill HATES these movies??
I don't think he's entirely blameless, but he was in a difficult position considering he signed on to this "new" franchise while Lucasfilms was still owned by George.
Not a moment goes by in this 2.5 hour film that isn't undercut by over-the-top, corny, poorly-written dad jokes... Hell, the very first scene opens with Poe trolling General Hux... a space prank call basically... the cringe it gives you is beyond belief.
Plotholes are glaring and unending...
Carrie Fisher floating in space made me wish the First Order ruled the galaxy... Now she will have to die off screen in the next film... or even worse... they'll recreate her with CGI...
Snoke was killed for no reason, and they did not provide ANY backstory on who he was...
Luke Skywalker was unbelievably weak-minded and told Rey to "go away" (His first line in the film) after THROWING THE LIGHTSABER OVER HIS SHOULDER... We waited 2 years to see what would happen.... and yes... he just threw it over his shoulder... why create a map that leads to your location, and when the resistance finds you... you say go away? Plothole 1/1,000,000
Rey beats Luke in hand to hand combat...
Luke gives Rey "three training lessons" that consist of NOTHING... basically...
1 - the force exists
2 - feel this rock
3 - ?????
BB-8 was overpowered as all get out, getting wayyyyy too much screen-time...
Rose was completely pointless... only there to please Chinese viewers, and we know how that turned out...
Finn was cucked the entire movie...
Captain Phasma killed like nothing...
Kylo Ren... still evil...
no lightsaber fights...
Rose sucks....
Canto bight scene was ridiculous... Rose and Finn go to find a master "code-breaker" on this gambling planet where everyone is rich from dealing arms to the first order.. as well as the resistance... so yeah.. basically Disney telling you capitalism is evil, what's new? Upon being arrested for a parking ticket, they escape prison on some stupid horse-looking animal... and they set it free... and Rose claims that setting it free made it "worth it" despite them failing the entire mission, the animal's high likelihood of being re-captured, and hundreds of CHILDREN still being enslaved... so dumb...
I hate this movie and so should everyone else, simply because it is not a Star Wars movie... Rian J, Kathleen Kennedy, and Disney highjacked the Star Wars name so they could CHANGE it... and not build on what made it great to begin with...
In the words of Kylo Ren... "forget the past, kill it if you have to" which is the central theme of the movie... awful.
Overall, it had horrible story-telling and ZERO character development.
I'm done with Star Wars.
Luke dies too.