Rian Johnson The Re... I mean special person.

Rating: 1/10 (8 January 2020)

Rian is a liar he lies about the empire being polarizing that movie made more money than any other of the top 5 movie of that year combined and was re-released two more times to keep up with demand. Luke is a curmudgeon who hates everyone and has turned his back on all that he learned from Obi Wan Kenobi and Yoda.
He drinks monster milk throws away lightsabers complains the jedi are bad sounds like he joined the darkside. Yoda was also made into a idiotic clown who also hates the jedi for no reason other than Rian the re... I mean special individual, said so because he wants to be a contrarian ass clown who makes mediocre films, but decided to make a terrible film with The Last Jedi. He also adds Porgs stupid penguin quail seal things almost as stupid as ewoks. Even Mark Hamill hated Rian's interpretation of Luke Skywalker sarcastically mocking him and jj abrams in interviews.
Again the rock/ireland cliff planet is the worst part of the movie it has all the worst scenes I mean the whole movie is terrible but the curmudgeon luke who acts like a rian johnson; dumb penguin seal things; ugly monsters who Luke milks and drinks the disgusting monster milk fake yoda.
However the rebel alliance scenes are equally bad all men are dumb all women are smart but not really. Purple hair lady mocks Popo for trying to have a plan and being proactive then she get mutinied for being a dumb purple hair lady and then she kills herself because she is sad.
Then to finish the film they kill off the main antagonist and make buttface emo boy the new supreme leader. And they have a stupid final battle on a hoth like planet but surprise it's salt as one of the troops on the ground states to the camera. The resistance has like 12 living members left they are left hopeless its not a cliffhanger just a bad stupid ending.