Bad Movie

Rating: 2/10 (12 January 2018)

I was so looking forward to this movie. To see the return of Luke, to see them build on some of the things JJ started in TFA (a movie which I thought was a 5 of 10). TLJ killed absolutely everything in the SW universe. Let me start by just saying the humor is absolute garbage. "Yo Mama" jokes in the opening 2 minutes, Luke milking a sea cow, wtf man. Then there is the whole bomb dropping scene in...yea space.
Leia who apparently is a Jedi now and can live in space and use the force to fly back to the ship. Apparently now first order can track hyper space, which essentially would have killed the rebellion from the start, because there is no way they could get away, and oh btw Snoke the leader doesn't even know they have that ability.
Ah Snoke, was so excited to see who he was, tossing Rey around like nothing and he dies from a stupid parlor trick. Kylo killed his dad, so he completed his journey (well snoke said that would do it) then he can't kill his mom, hmmm.
Admiral Hodo or whatever, what a garbage character, won't tell anyone her plan which essentially leads to mutiny and gets countless people killed, Po Dameron looks like an idiot in this film.
Finn, I was pumped to see what Finn would become and he is a joke, side show joke they made him! Rose?!?!!?! What a stupid damn chracter, she is worthless, along with Benicio's character, with a trip to a casino planet where they accomplish nothing!!!
Luke Skywalker is absolutely ruined, the guy who found hope in Darth Vader the most evil sith ever, he brings him to the light, but wants to kill his nephew because he senses some possible darkness...wtf!!!
It's official as well Rey is a Mary Sue and cannot be beaten, she defeats Luke in combat, lifts an avalanche with no training. So Rey has beat Kylo and Luke already in combat and can use the force anyway she wants...needless to say we know it will be an easy win, with Force Goddess Rey!
This movie has a super garbage plot, story, character arcs and garbage dialogue and jokes.
In addition I was shocked this has a 7.5 of 10. I scrolled through the first 250 reviews, 1-9 star, 1-8 star and 2-6 star; the rest are 5 and under with majority being 2 and 1! Apparently the rest of the ratings are 7+
Disney has killed SW for me 100%, didn't care for TFA and absolutely hated TLJ! I am only one person but they will no longer get my money.