Social Justice Wars Episode II: The Phallic Menace

Rating: 1/10 (31 August 2019)

It is a period of diversity casting. Social engineers, striking from Disney headquarters, have scored their first major victory against movie-going consumers by suckering millions of dollars out of unsuspecting loyalists. White male characters have been killed off, marginalized, or isolated to villain roles "just because". Darth Kennedy's sinister agents have fanned out across the globe in an attempt to destroy any screenplay that could possibly save the franchise from certain destruction. Secretly, she waits to unleash her ultimate weapon--a soundtrack by Enya and Celine Dion--for Episode X as audiences flee.