I Guess the Jedi are Truly Dead from a certain Point of View

Rating: 6/10 (17 January 2018)

I am a longtime Fan and for me this is the worst Star Wars movie and the most disappointing! And after seeing Rogue One (which was great) i was expecting a better movie and a lot more answers!
Rolling Credits started saying the resistance was already overun by First Order Army Offscreen between Epi 7 and 8! Sadly i wanted to see some of the Fight and in 2h30 hours movie they should include it; Then the movie starts with Poe Dameron being heroic or suicidal teasing Hux or Hugs; 1 minute of the movie saying i want to speak to General Hugs! And Hux replies: This is Hux are you not hearing me? Hugs is what a Teddy Bear? (Hux really acts like a Ted being the most useless and ridiculed villain of all time so Hugs is a good Nick for him)
Guess what? Kids on the theatre didnt get the joke!
Poe was gaining time to prepare a attack but shouldnt the First Order just shoot on sight a easy target such as 1 Tie-Fighter!?
Then Poe Alone starts destroying every Turret in a massive Ship!
Reviews criticize the Avengers type of jokes but i personally think those werent exageratted and because the movie as such low pace were a comic relief to what was happening on screen (Han Solo made a lot of one liners and they were the best) so i can escuse this! A lot of scenes in like Epi 7 were rehashed from previous movies; this time scenes from Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi!
Examples: Beggining of the movie starts with a evacuation like Epi 5 but we dont get to see a lot of it in this movie!
Luke training Rey is a copy-paste of Yoda-Luke training in Epi 5: Training with rocks! theres a cave of the Dark Side and even Luke like Yoda before refuses to Train Rey;
The scene in the Throne Room between Rey Kylo and Snoke is a direct copy from Return of the Jedi;
Snoke tries to convert Rey and tortures her the same as luke with the Emperor and Rey acts the whole time like Luke (You still have a conflict i can fell it there still good in you)
The Problem is that this scene in Epi 6 was the epic Climax Ending and this time is in the Middle of the second movie of a trilogy wtf! Complains:
The Movie almost happens all the time in Space with Two Ships Persuing one another and on Lukes Island! I actually liked Canto Bight the Casino World but what a missed opportunity for a Lando Calrissian Cameo (hes a known Gambler) The Scriptwritters didnt answer any questions from Epi 7 in a satisfying way!
This movie as No Climax! There is no Real Lighsaber Fight the action in this movie is really weak and character devellopment is pretty short for everyone!
The FX were on par i even think that Epi 7 had better effects!
The Ending of the movie is disapointing with the Battle of Krait being the lamest battle of all Star Wars Franchise!!
Key Characters Role:
Hux: Is he a General? Both Snoke and Kylo ridicules him in front of his troops when he makes a mistake and Ragdoll him like a Teddy with the force! Glesson is not a good actor at all and being the character a fool doesnt help;
Phasma: Why put her for 2 minutes just to die again in a ridicule way? Ok we got to see Gwendoline Eye this time! What a lame villain she is just Cannon Fodder! Talks bla bla fights a few seconds and gets blown up! Disney you got a action figure;
Finn: His backstory is interesting; a Renegade Stromtrooper who left the First Order because he doesnt want to be a part of genocide!
The problem is instead of having a Badass Character wanting revenge against the First Order we get a comedy character close to Jar Jar Binks! In this movie he is a moron and i didnt found him funny at all! The Canto Bight Trip was entertaining even if it was a Wront Turn in the end; When they enter the First Order Ship with Dj i was expecting for Finn to wear is old Stormtrooper outfit like luke and han did in Epi 4; that would have been really cool;
In the end Finn tried to Redeem by Sacrificing himself to save the Resistance in Krait by going Kamikaze against the mini Deathstar Cannon Thingie! But Scriptwritters in the name of Disney Kids ruined the Ending for me! It would have been a dignifying death for Finn and a better ending for this boring Battle; But No he is one of the Good Guys and cannot die! Lets make the Finn and Rose Kiss instead!
Also Phasmas battle is almost as big as the scene shown in the trailer; but in the the trailer it has a lot more impact! Im not lying!
Rose: A new Character with great moral values and we got a satisfying backstory about her in Canto Bight; Also her sister get a heroic death in the beggining of the movie in that Bomber! The love interest for Finn is kind of forced; so she admires him for being a great Legend (What? For how long i mean? He was in a coma for 2 months maybe?) And she works on maintenance but in the end she is also a Pilot!?
Shes the best develloped character and that shows how weak the plot is;
Dj: Benicio Del Toro the little time he had on screen showed that he is a great actor! Dj seemed to me the closer we will get to a Han solo character (a scoundrall) His intentions were only to save his own ass but in that scenario that is pretty acceptable; and he says to Finn that being noble leads to nothing! Hope Dj returns in epi 9;
Maz Kanata: Loved her in Epi 7 and i thought that in this movie we would learn why she was so Force Wise! But she only appears in a hollogram for 1 minute and yet she shines being a Badass!
Poe Dameron: Scriptwriters make Poe the best pilot in the universe even better than Darth Vader ridiculous!! Alone he can take all the First Order fleet for Fools; and contradicts all the leading Woman not obeying any orders! (After Leia the Chain of Command is followed only by women) It just doesnt make any sense is actions; he acts like a crazy strong Jedi but without the superpowers! I have Bb8 on my back and i am fearless!
Chewbacca: Besides interaction with Porgs he gives Luke a Hug and thats it; poor Chewii he lost Han and the scriptwritters respect!
Yoda: When he appears he looked like a lunatic! But what Yoda said to Luke made perfect sense and he even said lines from the past movies; so i liked him for returning even for just 2 minutes! Yoda CGI was strange;
Holdo: Has Pink hair! Says a few motivational words to the crew and Sacrifices herself by throwing the Ship against the Ships of First Order in Lightspeed!? Wtf! If that is possible why dont they throw a few Kamikaze Tie Fighters instead? Also doesnt the ship have auto-pilot? RIP Admiral Ackbar is Dead now the only Male to rule the Resistance!
Leia: Shes ok most of the time! But the Scene shes blown into Space is terrible & the CGI is really bad and Leia is not Force Strong enought to do that magic! She started to frozen so it would have made a lot more sense that the Force would create a bubble barrier and kept her in a suspended sleep till someone rescued her; it would have been unrealitic but much more believable!
And i dont understand why she lived? They could let her die in this scene in space making it a emmocional scene and it would have been a lot more respectfull for Carrie Fisher; because she past away now they will have to make a Offscreen Death in Epi 9 or make a CGI Leia and i believe that wont work at all!
Luke Skywalker: Mark Hamill is the best character and actor in the movie! Hes a Bitter man and feels responsable for the Downfall of the Jedi Temple and the Rise of the First Order & i accept that he went to isolation on a island gave up and closed himself from the force! People hate that Luke throws the lightsaber away! Say it is Offcharacter but in the context of him refusing everything from the past its a logical reaction! The scene with R2D2 (Easter Egg) is very touching and humanizes Luke making him to decide to train Rey! But why didnt Luke go with Rey and help the Resistance and have a Final Clash with Kylo like Ben vs Vader did? That would have been Amazing! Instead we get a Force Projection where we tricks Kylo and avoids him all the time only for the Resistance to escape Krait and by consequence drains Luke Lifeforce and he Dies absorbed by the force like Yoda and Bem! Luke will Return as a Force Ghost in Epi 9 for sure;
Rey: We still dont know who she is or where her force powers come from! I Believe that Kylo lied to her and i think she was made how Anakin was made; The Mind Conection with Kilo Ren was weird like platonic atraction and that was strange to me!Because they are Rivals & Kylo killed Han (a Father figure she like) and yet shes ready to forgive Kylo who is a Psychophat Maniac?? Not Believeble and i still dont know what Disney want from this!? And what a great training she got from Luke Lol
Snoke: Gets Killed by Kylo Ren in the Middle of the movie Wtf! For me this is a Twist! I think hes still alive and is Darth Plagueis; the momment before his death he was feeling Kylo and Rey thoughts it seemed that he was in perfect control; manouvering Rey like a puppet her force powers and kylos were no match! This was a test for Kylo Loyalty! Because if Snoke really died without any answers of who he really is and where he came from this will be the worst Plot i have ever seen!! Why all the mistery in Epi 7 behind Snoke? Scars cuts & being Tall and Thin all matches Plagueis description and Snoke speech is almost identical for the Emperor lines;
Kylo Ren: He didnt learn anything! Proof is Krait were he looses control and orders everyone to shoot Luke and attacks his Projection without any Tactic just Raw anger and blindness! A well trained Jedi with good lightsaber skills would defeat him easy; even the Red Minions in the Throne Room (Maybe Knights of Ren?) were hard to defeat! Hes just a Vader Wannabe with anger management and daddy issues; hes no Leader just a bully with powers! I really prefer him with a Mask on!
Overall i give Epi 8 - The Last Jedi a Score of 6. Please Disney listen to the fans and Give us a EPIC ending!
PS -I hope AngryBirds will kill all the Porgs in Star Wars