Disposable legends. Starwars ruined. Most of these reviews are better written than The Last Jedi.

Rating: 2/10 (18 December 2017)

What an epic waste, monumental failure. Cheesy dialogue, terrible plot, bad cgi. Luke turns out to be a constipated hermit who dies struggling to give a sh..t. Felt like some kid has pulled a crumpled up piece of notepaper with snot stains and chewing gum and etched out a star wars plot on the school bus. Why should we care? let the past die the film asks. Ok we get it, this movie isnt made by Star Wars fans for Star Wars fans - it's a cynical tick-the-box crap shoot made to sell cutesy merchandise. Everything is disposable, even legends.