This is Chewbacca

Rating: 9/10 (27 February 2018)

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed Last Jedi Haters Club, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this The Last Jedi? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with The Last Jedi! It does not make sense!
Look at me. I'm a Star Wars fan defending the recent The Last Jedi from its haters, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're on IMDB giving scores of 1 out of 10, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed group, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must give it a 10! The defense rests.