When you though that Star wars 7 was disappointing...

Rating: 1/10 (14 December 2017)

I never thought 8th episode to be THIS disappointing, really...
Perhaps my expectations were too big and that's why i'm this dissatisfied but... damn those trailers! they give hope and the actual movie just crushes them completely!
I've never rated a star wars movie this low, and i know there are loads of people who bash episodes 1-3, but at least they were ORIGINAL, unlike "force awakens".
Ok, let's speak about episode 8 and start with good part:
Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher - these two actors played amazingly well, though Luke was disappointing to a certain degree. These 2, and great CGI is the best there is in the movie. sadly that's all the good in it.
Now let's talk about bad part.
1) So many JOKES!!!
There were funny ones but most of them are forced and makes you cringe! Jokes start from the very beginning of the movie an leaves an impression that you're watching a fan made kids movie where war is fun and games until someone gets obliterated.
2) It's boring!
Most part of the movie you observe a gigantic spaceship chase and shoot a small spaceship once in a while, while some training and James Bond action happens in between on different planets.
3) Disappointing plot twist EVER!
Snoke looked like the ONLY character that makes you feel uneasy about him. He's immensely powerful, fearless and evil; someone you can respect, and yet he gets taken out INCREDIBLY easy (Darth Maul style), and we are given 0 backstory how this man became a leader, a sith and so powerful one! I've never felt so cheated before! Do they expect me to read some comics in the future just in order to learn more about the character who had to be the head of the evil??? What the actual f...?!
4) Disappointing "bad guys"
As always they reek of incompetence and make you wonder if they can control at least a single planet! General Hux - Annoying bunshee that is good only at screaming useless crap and failing constantly (YET Snoke and Kylo both leave him alive and keep him as a commander!!!). Captain Phasma - They should have left her dead, why bother bringing her back if you're going to end her so disgracefully! Oh yeah, fans wanted to see Finn v Phasma, and that's it????
Imperial guard failed as expected but they failed not as miserably as Snoke and phasma...god damn it!
5) Deus ex machina overload!!!
It's used so many times you lose any thrill and look at the movie like it's for kids. I mean, good guys don't die and win while bad guys suck at doing anything and fail, because, you know, they're bad and stuff. Finn is literally 1 second away from dieing TWICE yet survives!
6) Political correctness.
Call me a racist, but i'm sick of Asian and black characters being showed in every movie so it a) sells well in China b) doesn't get labeled as racist movie. From the very start we have a clear camera shot of an Asian guy on a bridge of a first order dreadnought; just a moments later there's a single surviving resistance bomber with an Asian female character that dies doing a heroic deed; later we are introduced to yet another Asian character (sister of a bomber woman mentioned just now) who now becomes a semi-MAIN character.
7) WHERE are all the alien races that we know?
You can understand first order being all humans like empire was (99% human), but resistance had like 1-2 out of every 10 soldier and through entire movie we see mostly humans everywhere elsewhere.
8) Is this even STAR and WARS?
Up to this episode we see like 7-8 first order ships and 2-4 resistance ships, mainly there are transports of fighters. Is the galaxy so small and so short on manpower? Hell, on Earth even the smallest nations have more soldiers than these losers.
9) Universe is COLD
Episode 7-8 feels so small and empty. If episode 4-6 feels like our World War 1, and episodes 1-3 like World War 2, episodes 7-8 and i have 0 hopes for any improvements in episode 9 - they feel like current Syria civil war with some fighting taking place and once in a while something big happens but no one actually give a F; It feels like Galaxy consists of 10-20 planets and nobody has a union and nobody gives a damn about First order or resistance. IT's no longer Star Wars, it's Star skirmishes.
10) please nerf x-wings.
Who needs a 100 billion $ spaceship when you can buy a 100.000$ starfighter and 1v1 a capital ship, death star, starkiller base!!! all you need is an x-wing!
11) Kylo!
Darth Vader was cruel, evil and scarry, but he was respected, not just feared. He was on the front lines and Palpatine was behind his back. What is Kylo. How can he possibly command anyone now that Snoke is gone. No one respects him, no one's loyal to him; he's just a sissy with anger issues.a small + for character development, though it was minuscule.
12)wooden spaceships
In episode 3 we see cruisers bashing each other and still moving. In ep7, 1 starfighter annihilates all turrets on a dreadnought, 1 bomber nukes it.
13) Good guys are good, bad guys are bad. None can be both. Kylo and Rey, Finn, Pod.
14) Rich people are always the ones responsible for wars; stealing from the rich is not stealing.
The list can go on forever. As the titles rolled i tried to find something i'd like in this movie, but it only lovered my initial score from 5 to 4. I guess i'll stop here. I can't even imagine what will happen in the last episode.
Kylo repairs Snoke's flaghip and probably nuke few worlds, then all of galaxy will unite and gather regular starships, swarm the flaghip and annihilate it while Rey battles Kylo and defeats him, yet Kylo kills himself or does something stupid like sacrificing himself for Rey or joining the light side again! I don't even care anymore.
Star Wars is dead. This is no canon but a fan made comedy that tries hard to be a drama.
4/10