This rubbish is an insult

Rating: 1/10 (15 June 2018)

If you buy a five-dollar Rolex copy in a shady market, chances are that it will at least still work. If you spend your money on this atrocity, however, you will find that poorly thrown-together copies made by pople who haven't a clue sometimes don't.
When Disney took over Lucasfilm, you could hear the tills ringing all the way to galaxies far, far away. Now the cost must be retrieved at any price. So let's quickly pull together a bunch of second-class Star Wars fans from the nearest geek fair and have them churn out a few flicks according to the formula "same as the first ones, only more - and don't forget the merchandise placement". The result: As palatable as a cup of coffee left on the counter since 1977 - it tasted good a long time ago, in a time far, far away.
There are simply too many faults with this cringefest to list here. Suffice to say is that the passion and artistry from the original movie, that made it jump out like a golden droid at us among all the droves of crappy sci-fi movies that littered theatres in the 1970s, are long gone.
I'll take the fake Rolex over this any time.