I was expecting a stupid movie and you did disappoint... It was lower than expected

Rating: 1/10 (16 March 2018)

I didn't like TFA but I wasn't expecting to enjoy this movie even less.
The story is boring, S-L-O-W and most of all POINTLESS! It's a sluggish space chase with the First Order against the Rebels. Rebels are litterally tracked even in lightspeed by the First Order with some new device, they are now out of fuel and can't escape so they just travel at boat cruise speed and the First Order shoot them until they run out of shield too. Does this go somewhere? absolutely not as in the end they just escape, that's all folks...
2h30 of this as they tried to fill the time gaps with differents character arcs. Does this go somewhere? Well what did you expect?

Poe Dameron/Leia Organa/Holdo. Poe starts the film by being the most reckless, stupid and cringeable character, after making Mom pranks he launched a suicidal mission to destroy 1 out 5-6 dreadnoughts. He's very happy about it even if it killed hundreds of rebels in it and bomber ships. As Leia ordered him no to she slaps him, degrade him but still it seems everybody praise him foe being a good leader, yeah even Leia! What did he do in the entire film? Create a mutiny that was pointless, that's ALL. He does NOTHING MORE. How people can relate to him? He's just a dumb character.

Leia is now strong with the force as she can transform into Mary Poppins to bring herself back into safety from outer space. Hum... WHAT THE HELL? The rest of the time she's in the coma. She also sends a beacon to other supposed allies in the galaxy but no answer... that was helpful.
Holdo is one more useless character as she plans an escape without telling any of the crew which provoked the mutiny. Why would she not tell them? there is no credible reason in the film because none were given and she dies without background in a tearless scene but who cares.
-> Character arc = pointless

Finn/Rose. Finn goes on the Las Vegas of the galaxy (undetected by the First Order?) with a chick he just met out of nowhere who thinks she has something to do in the story. She's not interesting at all and is here only to create a love romance with Finn (which by the way is pointless and actually nobody care in the world). They go to find a codebreaker for the tracking device the First Order have but they fail resulting in absolutely nothing.

Rose brings nothing to the story apart for 1 big middle finger to the movie itself she says "we win by saving those we love" after she keeps Finn from trying to destroy a mini deathstar (yeah again...) as the mini deathstar just destroys whatever last fortress the Rebels have.
-> Character arc = pointless

Snoke/Kylo Ren : one dies without any character development, the other has no development whatsoever and still has daddy issues (yells a lot too for apparently no reason sigh...) oh and he's supposed to be the next Vador according to Snoke... as if.

-> Character arc = pointless

Luke/Rey : Luke has become a grumpy old man that stops being a Jedi because of a failure. Talk about responsability here, how can a jedi be so selfish? So he decides he won't help anyone and die alone as an hermit. Until he casts a spell to project himself accross the galaxy to face Kylo Ren. Once his finished he dies because he's out of energy, what a joke.

Rey got one lesson concerning the force, she didn't even try to resist the dark side of it and she ends up being the jedi god nobody can face not even Luke... In the end the last 8 rebels went in the millenium falcon and end. Other than that we learn nothing as she had the jedi god gift in the previous episode.
-> Character arc = pointless
So to sum up the story leads nowhere, the characters are empty. This is the new Star Wars, plain disappointment and still rated 7/10. This is beyond painful