NOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSABLE

Rating: 1/10 (19 December 2017)

I thought it was imposable to make a Star Wars film that would be worse than the prequels but yet after the last Jedi I hanker to see them again to wrap myself up in them like a child with a favourite blanket.
SPOLIERS AHEAD
I did write a much longer review but there is so much wrong with this film it went on and on much like TLJ slow-motion space chase.
They just threw everything that JJ had set up in TFA, destroyed all the history lore and mystery surrounding the force and characters built up in TFA.
As a sci fi film it was visually very good in places but as a Star Wars film it was very very bad.
Luke states he went to the island to die, so WTF was the point of leaving a MAP! He is just portrayed as a cowardly old man who's character bears no resemblance to the one we have seen over the last forty years in books, comics or in any of his SW history.
Finn and the Plumber (Rose) head off to find someone that is never needed and their whole story arc is just PC bull or filler. You decide!
Rey is pretty much a Jedi without needing any training whatsoever who's parents were in fact junkies.
Snoke the mysterious dark side user who has been around and watched the empire come and go from afar. Who turned young Ben to the dark side while Luke was training him gets maybe 10mins screen time and is killed off.
Who was he?
Where did he come from?
Why does he want to find Luke? is it to kill him? turn him? was they friends once?
The knights of who?
All this will be answered. It will cost you however as I doubt it will ever be answered in the films, I suspect you will have to buy all the novels, comics or tv shows that will be coming to find out.
It is interesting the Critics and youtube reviewers jumping through hoops claiming that all the negative ratings are "Fake news people Fake news"
At the end of the film we end up pretty much where we started except Luke is dead from exhaustion, Leia is alive thanks to a superwoman moment. Rey can seemingly lift half a mountains worth of boulders without any training. Finn is nursing the Plumber (Rose). Admiral Ackbar was dead and had about 30 seconds worth of screen time but no one cared. Who knows what happened to C3PO or R2D2 in the end. At least there will be plenty of food on the falcon. Porg anyone! once they get Chewie cooking, as he did little else in the film apart from playing Uber. As the handful of rebels left all piled onto the Falcon and that's it until 2019.
I have no real interest left in any of the characters, I wanted to by the end but feel there was such a lack of character development with most of the interesting characters being killed off. I find I have no real emotional attachment to any of the ones that are left.
There were so many more plot holes, questions raised or left unanswered. That I think once you sit down take a few hours/days to let the film soak in that you will find much the same.
If you don't and in the end you enjoyed the movie then I'm happy for you, but don't hate me for putting my opinion out there.