I have never ever been so angry at a movie...

Rating: 1/10 (14 January 2018)

First of all, I don't understand how these critics gave this movie more than 8 stars, it doesn't even deserve 1. I never write reviews but I felt like I had to this time.
I am a Star Wars fan since I was a child and I grew up watching it. When I saw TFA I thought that it was good altough it had many plotholes. I loved Rogue One, as it felt truly Star Wars to me. But this? Oh god...
I don't know where to start. Maybe the political message it tried to give us. The whole movie is about stupid white men and "strong and independent" women who tell them what to do and not to do.
About the jokes, oh boy. Five minutes in the movie and I heard the prank call between Poe and Hux and I got the feeling that it was elementary school-level jokes all the way through. And I was right. From the scene where Luke threw the lightsaber to the Chewbacca trying to eat a Porg. Jokes were so lame that I cannot understand how I watched the whole thing.
And then there is the lame "supposed to be twists". Snoke's death was so lame to the point where I really wanted to leave the movie. And Leia flying in the space... Like, what? How? If you didn't want Leia dead and have her healed 5 minutes later why did you have to make that scene. It was the point where I lost hope with the movie. And the crappy casino planet. I just can't tell how unnecessary that was. All the efforts just so you can free some space horses.
The rushed romance. Finn and Rose is the single worst couple in the whole series. Rose was an unncesessary character in this movie. Again, "an independent woman to telling a man what to do" message.
Apparently Luke is now a grumpy old bloke who doesn't care about the Jedi anymore. The origin story of Kylo is even worse than the movie. Luke saw evil in him and tried to kill him. HOW ORIGINAL! What happened after that? How did Kylo meet Snoke? Even more questions than TFA. And what was that Yoda scene. They took the "forget the past and kill it if you have to" thing officially too far. I mean in every movie Yoda is the last person to betray the Jedi legacy.
Oh and the final scene. Just... no... We learned that with force we can do many things, and apparently teleporting a 3D clone of yourself is one of them. And right after that scene Luke just dies. WHY? Just make him go to fight with Kylo and at least let us see a proper saber fight. But no, you have to add "twists".
Single worst Star Wars movie ever.