A movie made by porgs, for porgs

Rating: 3/10 (14 December 2017)

An honest review from a NON Star Wars fan
The scene where Luke throws his light saber away sums up the film pretty well. Legacy themes and characters are ridiculed throughout the movie. For sure it's a different approach, full of twists and unusual turns but none of them adds anything positive to the story. Plot constituents are snatched away one by one and replaced with ... cheap humor, lame dialogues or stupid loopholes (how Rose & Finn on the ship conveniently survive the blast and kill Phasma is just one of the worst WTF moment).
The Last Jedi falls short of epicness (ridiculously small scale battles), consistency and most of all pace. The new protagonists are just ... dull. I couldn't care less if they were to die before the credits or in the next episode. This mediocre sci-fi flick gets even boring at times, far from the thrilling Rogue One.
Hux & Ren are the worst pair of vilains ever : clumsy & moronical. The empire (first order sorry) had never been disrespected before TLJ, and neither had the whole Star Wars universe.
edit : to those claiming that the movie is attacked by trolls or angry fans just take a look at other sources like local sites where rates are even lower. In France TLJ is rated 7/10 by critics and 6/10 by the audience.The people who "LOVED" this farce of a film can only be found on Facebook on the official pages. Some Reddit users pretend that when seeing it a second time, the flaws wash over you, but it still doesn't deserve any praise. Disney may not care about the last part though.