gotta be a troll movie

Rating: 1/10 (24 December 2019)

They do everything so wrong that there is no way that this is a serious STARWARS movie, smh...
(were to even begin)
>Luke's death is terrible and cheap
NOT even a cool light saber battle with his former padowan? Just a cheap Jedi trick in order to let the resistance get away, smh.
>Finn and Rose...
do absolutely nothing to advance the plot other than make a cool chase scene and sell some merchandise, smh.
>Admiral Holdo?
WHAT A BRAINLIT, its not like her plan even need secrecy. BECAUSE OF HOLDO THEY LOST OVER HALF OF THE ENTIRE RESISTANCE!!!!
>hyperspace...
hyperspace is broken in the context of the movie and universe, even if this mess wasn't apart of the star wars universe/cannon, it still dosen't make any sense.
FIRST: why wouldn't they use hyperspace as weapon?
SECOND: the bombers from the start have hyperspace...
THIRD: this can be ignored but still...
HYPERSPACE ISN'T JUST SUPER SPEED!!
>Luke Skywalker is no longer the most optimistic man in the universe
"Its time for the Jedi to end"
>rey still dosen't know what the hell shes doing
this movie is a mess, just like this review ;3