THE LAST TURD

Rating: 1/10 (15 December 2017)

Quickest explanation for folk just scanning through the reviews is:
Wanted to walk out of the cinema after 20 minutes, but was too embarrassed - the dark theatre was hiding my shame.
The main story Arc was a joke & spat in the face of EVERY space battle that came before.
The side stories were no better. Poor Finn will always just be a 'nearly' character.
Outside of a space ship Poe has as much appeal/presence as a Moisture Vaporator.
Snoke started off well but you know how that ended.
The Praetorian Guards couldn't guard a fish supper from a blind dog.
Too many gags & in the wrong places - it felt like a sitcom, it was like watching the Golden Girls in space with lots of Disney filler crap CG characters.
Cant get into the main villains - they've not grown as characters at all. In fact, Hux's character regressed badly after showing decent signs in the previous outing.
The potential was wasted not giving Luke a bigger role. & I'm kinda fed up with this whole 'Apprentice Arc' rubbish in the SW universe.
So much wrong with it that I'm not going to go into EVEN more detail. People need to be fired ASAP. Starting with the director - from making any more SW movies.
So ashamed!!