The Last time...........

Rating: 5/10 (21 December 2017)

Sadly this could be the last episode I watch.
Myself, my wife and my best mate watched this during the opening weekend and we all came out disappointed. Don't get me wrong, I loved the original three, tolerated next 2 and enjoyed the revenge of the sith and the force awakens but this movie was jar jar binks poor.
After 10 minutes my wife started looking at her phone and that probably tells you all you need to know. For the casual fan it is boring, too drawn out and contains forced, obvious and cringeworthy comedy.
It just doesn't really go anywhere, the entire move is a chase scene where the pursued are running out of fuel, except they never do. Fin buggers off to phaff around a bit and comes back essentially empty handed and looks like a bit of a plonker. Don't even get me started on the bad guys, one is a complete cry baby, are we supposed to fear him?! and the other may as well be a long lost chuckle brother.
I despair.
I'm sure die hard fans will gush over this movie because it has Star Wars in the name but as a stand alone movie I'd rather sit through an episode of Towie whilst simultaneously receiving electroshock therapy.