I am here to thank Disney!

Rating: 2/10 (4 July 2018)

Thank you, Disney.... You da best.
For 3 years I was dating this super thin, leggy girl with round breasts and long hair who flaunted her body with micro skirts and heels. Everyone was jealous and she was called a goddess. I would have proposed because she is everything any sane man would want.
Well, no. Not true. Disney saved me!
After watching The Last Jedi I have been transformed (improved). The Last Jedi is a life changing experience. After watching this i noticed how butch and handsome my girlfriend's brother is and we started dating. I am now in love forever and have proposed. Mr and Mr Eric and Billy will soon tie the knot.Wish us well. Thanks Rian and Kathleen.