This Film Is A Tribute To The Casting Crew

Rating: Null/10 (2 May 2020)

Rian Johnson showed up and said 'OK here is the deal. This film is being produced by Jar Jar Abrams. Therefore, it cannot be any better than The Farce Awakens. We got to make it stink. Really stink. We all now how much The Farce Awakens stank so this is going to take some doing. Get me the same cough cough actors and actresses as The Farce Awakens and I want a chubby Oriental woman.'
Well, of course half the casting crew quit right there and then (this wasn't a gig for them. They hoped to work again). But a couple stayed and they outdid themselves. They found a fat Viet chick and not only that she was self entitled, arrogant, had no clue about cinema or Star Wars.
Bravo! Well done! Applause! Casting Awards!!