Utimate CRINGE

Rating: 1/10 (16 December 2017)

If TFA left me with even the slightest hint of hope that the new trilogy would be entertaining and pay homage to the original, it has now all gone to the gutter.
Where to begin? To dismantle the whole mess of everything that went wrong in this movie would require a university degree thesis the length of the bible.
I think this movie portrayed every cardinal mistake you can make in storytelling from immortal characters like Leia flying in the vacuum of space without a spacesuit, to illogical plot holes like Finn and Rose escaping the pursuit unnoticed and everybody else trapped in the pursuit fearing for their lives. Infact, the story was so badly written I cannot fathom how it ever got approved in the first place. The story was also spoiled by too much unnecessary action without any stakes. No suspence and no real threat to any of the main characters made the action sequences pointless. Also every problem the characters faced were solved without effort in a fairytale-like happenstance -way, with no real danger to anyone ever. When Finn and Rose rode through stonewalls on a spacehorse to be rescued by a character who could omnipotently hack his way into any device ever I thought this garbage cannot sink any lower, yet I was proven wrong many times after.
The characters were all badly written, unrealistic and childish, so there was little left to make the movie interesting. Only character I got emotionally involved was Lukes, and mostly what I felt was the shame and pain of Mark Hamill as he had to disappoint all of his fans by sodomizing the one hero everybody waited to see in this movie.
Star Wars is now beyond repair as the only charismatic characters have been killed off to make room for the new ones. Unfortunately Ridley, Boyega, Driver and Isaac cannot even compete at the same level with Ford and Hamill. As Disney has no goddamn idea what they are doing with this new trilogy and what age their target audience should be, you can be sure the upcoming movies are just as bad or even worse.
This movie is excrement and not made for Star Wars fans.