Just a Jedi Mind Trick

Rating: 3/10 (2 March 2018)

Hey Disney! It is not too late to save the franchise... Just use the opening crawl in Star Wars 9 to tell everyone that "A long long time ago in a galaxy far, far away ..." Leia just had a bad dream.
A terrible, terrible nonsensical dream about her brother, her son, Admiral Ackbar, some friends and enemies and several other people she just made up in her head. Just tell us that all this never actually happened. It would be a perfect explanation for all the plot holes and inconsistent behavior of characters in "The Last Jedi". That would be ok. It's nothing unusual. Storys in dreams are often complete nonsense. I know what I'm talking about! This idea came to my mind last night! When I dreamed I was floating in space with an umbrella in my hand!
Or tell everyone that "A long long time ago in a galaxy far, far away ..." Kylo Ren used some kind of Jedi mind trick. Tell us that he became so powerful in the dark side of the force, that whenever we watch "The Last Jedi" he speaks to us saying "You do not like this movie" and by doing so manipulates our memory, so we are not able to remember the actual events that took place between Star Wars 7 and 9. Tell us that this grotesque parody of a Star Wars movie is just an illusion that was planted into our heads by the dark side of the force. Tell us that this is not what actually happened in that galaxy far far away. Tell us the Phantom Menace is still and will for all time remain the worst Star Wars movie ever made.