NOT a Star Wars film. Long long ago in another reality........

Rating: 1/10 (29 December 2017)

I'm trying to be fair here. If you are a Millennial or even a Gen X'er and you thought Pacific Rim was one of the best films you've ever seen, or you've never ever seen STAR WARS then you will probably love this film. It does entertain in a very childish clownish kind of way. It felt more like something shown on Saturday morning on the disney channel or cartoon network. Sadly it has been Disneyfied.

If you sat in a theater as I did in 1977 and had your mind blown by a movie unlike any movie ever made before then you will not like the Last Jedi. It is the least Star Wars of any yet made. I actually thought i'd gone to the wrong movie.
The plot was horrible, the JarJar/Fin character was back and trying to run away as usual. What is Laura Dern doing in a Stars Wars movie? Kylo Ren finally got rid of the ridiculous mask and voice. Luke would never turn his back on the force he new to muck was at stake. Rey is nobody? Disney does not understand STAR WARS is the story of the SKYWALKER family. Rey must be a Skywalker or they whole thing falls apart. No one answers Leia's call? Luke just dies. It is like they are just rehashing episodes 5 and 6 trying to re-create Vader.
The whole thing went on way to long 152min. some where in there there might actually be a good 90min movie.