27 Reasons why this movie FAILED. Overall Theme = It makes no sense!

Rating: 4/10 (6 January 2018)

My problems
There's 27 main problems I have and there's probably more.
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1) The joke at the start with Poe and hux. Immediately all tension is gone and it took so long. Came across quite annoying.
2) Never liked how Poe went in seemingly alone to take out the Dreadnought cannons which is so stupid because it amazes me that they couldn't take Poe down. He's just a fighter, not someone a Jedi.
3) Dropping bombs in space is beyond stupid. There's no gravity in space the last time I checked.
4) They had the bombs so exposed that if someone hits them, it'll blow up the ship and it's surroundings. So what did the bombers do? They decided to go in close to each other and obviously when one blew up, it took out some of the others with them. Just so stupid.
5) Luke Skywalker made a map so that if he was ever needed to save the galaxy, they could find him and he'll return. However, he's found and he decides not to go. It makes no sense at all. What was the point of making the map? Seriously what was the point?
6) Luke doesn't care about Han Solo's death. It means nothing to him.
7) Leia does something that Jedi's surely can't do. She manages to survive space as well as it's cold. Then she manages to pull herself back to the ship through the ship's hole in the wall that was just blown up and she does this by flying with the force. It's completely stupid. If you say that she can hold her breath in space well that will cause your lungs to puncture and you die. Also the coldness tells me she didn't have a forcefield around her. I simply have no reason why she could have died.
8) Leia then opens the next door and for some reason it doesn't suck everyone else into space. And then they give her an oxygen mask as if she needs oxygen to survive seeing as she managed to live in space that has no oxygen. Why give her a face mask? Makes no sense really.
9) They killed Ackbar but who cares? No need to give him a mention since it's not like he's a fan faviourite or anything.
10) Then Poe asks Holdo "What's the plan?". Holdo replies that he's a captain and not a commander as he introduced himself because only 5-10 mins ago he was demoted to captain for disobeying Leia's orders. He then says "Okay Commander or captain, whatever you like to call me, I just want to know what's going on?". Holdo then replies very condescendingly/passively aggressive with a grin on her face "Ofcourse you do, I understand. I've dealt with many trigger happy flyboys like you. You're impulsive, dangerous, and the last thing we need right now. So stick to your post...and follow my orders". It made no sense to not just tell the guy that you think is dangerous, the plan. He ends up creating a mutiny because what other choice does he have if he thinks they're all going to die. It also leads to the completely useless subplot story of Finn and Rose. The whole thing was essentially put in there to shame him of his "toxic masculinity". It was basically a message to a Han Solo type character, who is a "flyboy" himself. Han "Flyboy" Solo did save the galaxy.
11) Finn and Rose can't act together. They're terrible finishing each others sentences. How they come up with the tracking idea is poor.
12) Then Rey learns the force way too quickly and she's all powerful pretty much. She gets tempted by the dark side and actually willingly goes in but she's not tempted at all. It's just madness really.
13) Then we have the rich people are evil narrative which is done many times across many movies. It's funny because what they showed can also be said about Hollywood.
14) Next we have Rey who is able to wield a lightsaber like she's been doing it for decades. It makes no sense. For someone that thought the Jedi were a myth a week ago, she's really picked it up quick.
15) They meet Del Toro in prison that could have escaped at any time but doesn't for some reason. He just happens to stay there until the exact moment they arrive. I hate convient stuff like that.
16) They show slavery and animal abuse and in the end lets the animals free but leaves the slave children there. No sense to me especially when she says it's worth it now. Also they get arrested for parking violation. Just awful writing.
17) They then show how Luke tried to murder his own nephew which makes no sense to Luke's character. They want us to believe that the man that saw a glimmer of hope in Darth Vader decided to kill Kylo rather than save him. Luke risked his life to save Vader. He believed in him and family. He saw the good in people rather than the evil. That is the whole point of Star Wars. However, now he just has a dream of dark tendencies in Kylo Ren (tendencies that Luke himself had) and decides the best cause of action is to kill a kid going through puberty. Where is the logic in that? It's completely butchered the storyline of Star Wars and mainly Luke Skywalker's character. Luke would never do this.
18) Then Rey goes to the dark pit on the island, falls in and nothing happens. She doesn't turn bad at all. Completely useless pit. I guess all it does it start the idea that she's a nobody in terms of heritage.
19) Then in one of the most annoying scenes, Luke catches Rey and Kylo having a late night facetime call and like a parent comes in and ends the call. He tells her to get off his island and walks away like a parent telling their child to go to bed because you're grounded. Then the most infuriating thing happened. Rey manages to get her staff and strike Luke with it. She managed to hit Luke Skywalker, a man so in touch with the force that he can sense danger miles away. However for some reason, he cannot detect a staff moving at a dangerous pace towards his head. It's unbelievable. What's worse is he's knocked down with Rey towering over him with her spear like she has dominated him. He then grabs a staff using the force and battles and you're thinking she's going to learn a huge lesson here now. Unbelievably though, Rey manages to call Luke's own lightsaber to her and activates it. Now she's towering over Luke Skywalker as if she's about to strike him down and Luke is there with an afraid look on his face. It's unbelievable how weak Luke has become. He loses to Rey in combat and she has only had 2 lessons out of 3. It's truly remarkable. The most idiotic thing I've ever seen in a star wars movie and Leia's space thing was in the same movie.
20) Yoda then blows up the ancient texts and says that Rey already knows what's in those books. Erm...what's the point of having those books then because Rey thought the Jedi were a myth a week ago. She didn't learnt the force in one week surely. And another thing is how Yoda is able to just blow the texts up with a lightning bolt. It would be great if he could have just done that against the tracking system so the resistance could get away. Again these introductions of powers just make no sense.
21) The entire Snoke death is stupid. We know nothing about him. And a guy that was so powerful couldn't sense a lightsaber next to him turning. What a joke.
22) Suicide ships shouldn't be a thing. If that was the case, why not use that against a star destroyer? The reason you can''t is because the shields would have disintegrated the ship surely.
23) All the stormtroopers around Finn and Rose are knocked out. Rose is already up after the suicide ship scene and she drags Finn. There isn't a single cut or mark on either Finn or Rose. Then Finn kills Phasma, who knows if she survives this time. Phasma gets distracted because her other stormtroopers can't manage to kill rose...a mechanic. Dreadful writing.
24) Finn tries to play hero on the rebel base and Rose crashes into him. Forget how she ruined a potentially decent moment, they end up falling right in front of the First Order. However somehow they managed to run back together after surviving a crash without the First Order shooting them. Again just pathetic. It's so ludicrous. Then comes the worst kiss I've seen in a movie. I mean Wow was that awkward. My mate in the cinema kept laughing and continued laughing throughout the movie whenever Finn came on the screen. It was so bad.
25) You then think Luke comes to save the day, flown in on his X-wing. Nope. He force projects himself and hardly fights Kylo Ren. Then when he does his job, he dies of exhaustion. And then he's holding a blue lightsaber which was just destroyed. Luke doesn't fight, he just dodges. Such a bad ending.
26) Rey can lift multiple rocks with her extensive training. I just give up with this movie.
27) Rey talking with Leia about Luke being gone and that it wasn't sad but that it was "peace and purpose" was annoying since it was far from the truth. It was insignificant and insulting actually. Terrible end to an iconic character.
I originally gave it a 5/10 but I was being way too kind after watching it again. It deserves a 4/10.