Star Wars died in the last Jedi

Rating: 1/10 (8 April 2018)

If she's nobody, then she has no story, so why are we following her? No Young Skywalker equals no Skywalker Saga. If you want to watch a space story without Skywalkers, go watch Star Trek. They boast they didn't bow to theorists, but they should've. You know who they bowed to? The antitheorists. They knelt on both knees and sloppy french kissed the butts of the antitheorists. Who are the antitheorists? They are plot haters who don't want complex stories distracting them from their shiny sparkly 'splosions. Dimwits have pulled Star Wars down to their level, but I don't like Pokemon.