This Is Not The Movie You're Looking For

Rating: 1/10 (21 December 2017)

Rian Johnson had every opportunity to make an excellent movie. Instead, he and Disney delivered a campy, goofy, and just bizarre train wreck that doesn't do any justice to the characters or overall saga. The pacing seems like it was determined by an 8 year old with ADHD, none of the major sequences had any real gravitas and instead are peppered with cheap slapstick humor, and worst of all, the film does no justice to the great characters that previous movies created. The whole thing just seemed like a cheap, farcical knockoff. There is no quality here. Utterly disappointed.
Furthermore, I'm utterly bewildered at how such an obvious pile of BS is garnering such rave reviews from critics, but lackluster reviews from the public.
Usually the reverse is true. I'm no conspiracy theorist, but is Disney paying off critics for good reviews? Something is fishy here...