You'll enjoy this...if you're a 5 year old that is

Rating: 1/10 (23 December 2017)

One word defines this movie best: soulless.
You never get to care about any of the characters. There is no emotion, no humor, no respect for character progression, history etc etc etc it's downright depressing really.
I noticed Rian Johnson directed some Breaking Bad episodes (a series I absolutely love). Apparently he was responsible for that one episode in all those seasons I really hated: the dreaded "Fly" episode. God this guy is bad.
Let's start with the plot. Its a remake, its full of holes, its uninspired, its boring. Now for the "humor": it falls flat, just isnt funny, feels forced, and breaks with the SW style that was established for decades.
Characters. Just hopeless. Did Rian even bother diving into the history of the movies at all? Or did he just decide to spice things up by throwing everything that was established out the window for a fresh start. Horrible, absolutely horrible.
Within 10 minutes of the movie my friend yawned and told me he was bored. So was I.
This will be the last SW movie I have bothered watching. Shame on you Disney.