A last nail in Star Wars franchise's coffin, or "May the Lame be with you"

Rating: 3/10 (27 December 2017)

I went to see this movie with an open mind. I expected Disney type cutie aliens, a diverse cast of all races (human and alien) and family friendly "You're awesome", "No, you're Awesome" dialogue. All I wanted was to be entertained for 2.5 hours.
Instead, we have another ripoff of an original Star Wars script, made worse by terrible writing, lame jokes and so many plot holes you could hide the entire rebel fleet in the smallest one.
From the lamest slow speed space race in Sci-Fi history, through the obvious
- Vice Admiral Holdo party dressed on a rebel fleet so we can hate her -
through the ridiculous - let's follow the doggies out of the cave with no exits, to the absolutely stupid, let's now escape... at light speed ????
And let's not forget the "away team" who gets... arrested for illegal parking.
Disney has done it's utmost to write the most nonsensical dribble since... well, ever. I am not sure who got beaten worse in this episode: the rebel fleet, or the viewers.
This is too bad because the cast is entirely likable, the cgi is excellent and the parts involving Rey and Kylo are OK. In fact Kylo almost redeems himself from being the loser with granddaddy issues from "The Force Awakens".