If yout expect Jedi lore or Sith mysteries, prepare to be dissappointed!

Rating: Null/10 (17 December 2017)

First of all, I'm a Star Wars fan since I was old enough to watch the movies, roughly since the mid-90s. I've read a lot of books (mostly pre-Palpatine-era) and watched most SW movies 50+ times and more and enjoyed games like the Jedi Knight series or KoTOR series, too.
Just like the movie "The Force Awakens", the "Last Jedi" completely destroys everything you could expect from a Star Wars movie. It reminds me of "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull", this The-Asylum-like Indiana Jones piss-take, combined with awful Dwayne-Johnson-Baywatch-dialogs.
Jedi/Sith lore: Downright subsidiary during the whole movie. The Force and the Jedi lore were only "used" to remind the audience of Star Wars and the Force. There are no mysteries in the movie, no "Beware of the Dark Side" nor mysterious places corrupted by the dark side (something like a Sith temple). If you expect some strong Jedi/Sith characters like Kenobi, Windu, the Emperor Darth Sidious/Palpatine or Vader: they're not intended to be part of this movie.
Creatures: Merely used to support scenes or the plot or to create "funny" moments. Just imagine a cute kitten, which would have ended up as a dinner for Conan the barbarian, but finally escapes making huge cute kitten eyes, turning Conan to teras and leaving him as an upright vegan. "There are rats, they're intelligent animals, always guessing the right way out". Even Thestrales or Hippogriffs from the Harry Potter movies had a more meaningful right to exist.
Other characters: There are no main characters, hence every character seems to be a supporting one. Of course, there's a short and simple main plot, but every character seems to play a minor role... Bla bla bla...
If you have read Lord of the Rings and if you could imagine Frodo (in a movie "based" on Toliens original novel) snitching a ringwraith-dragon out of Gothmog's garage, flying to Sauron to cut off his head with his high-tech-elven-sword Sting after rushing trough Shelobs den to get rid of the remaining ringwraiths and afterwards returning back to his buddy Gandalf, twinkling and asking something like "Got a new haircut?", you could probably imagine what "The Last Jedi" is like.