Looks Good, Sounds Fine, Feels Wrong, Smells Fishy, and Leaves A Bitter Taste

Rating: 1/10 (13 September 2019)

Well, after the paint-by-numbers The Force Awakens, I guess we should be thankful that The Last Jedi didn't rip-off The Empire Strikes Back. Umm, other than that, the music and visuals are good...? (I'm trying to be positive here!)
Like The Force Awakens, I enjoyed the Last Jedi initially. It seemed a little fresher than its' predecessor, after all, and if you don't look to closely, it seems passable in places. However, considering the character-assassination of Luke and Leia, the weird, messed-up force abilities, the bizarre hyper-space ram, the lousy romances, the weak characters, the ham-fisted integration of social issues, the terrible villains, the lame plot-twists... the problems are myriad, and no amount of insulting the audience will hide that fact.