I Expected This Movie To Be Good. Consider My Expectations Subverted.

Rating: 2/10 (30 January 2020)

Rian Johnson stabbed me in the back, wiggled the knife around, pulled it out, and let me bleed out on the floor. It's not that I want all Star Wars movies to be exactly the same, in fact my biggest complaint with TFA is that it was too similar to A New Hope. But when you try to reboot a franchise halfway through a trilogy which in itself is a reboot, you have to be more careful. Rian is an amazing visual director, (see hyperspace ramming and Crait), but this mas should never be allowed to write another script again. He effectively made a meme out of what used to be a legitimate form of writing scripts. Fin's side mission is completely pointless, Rose is annoying, Pinkie (you know who i'm talking about) has no reason to withhold vital strategic information from the rest of the crew, and to top it all of; Luke Skywalker, the man who tried to redeem Darth Vader and succeeded in doing so, feels like his nephew may be thinking of some bad stuff so it's chop-chop time.
This movie is as bad as Attack Of The Closes if not worse. at least that movie acknowledged the plot lines set up by the episode I.