So sad....

Rating: 3/10 (18 March 2018)

I am compelled to share my view of the movie to give my feedback for others to more easily pin point where our sadness comes from..
So here are my 5 minutes of a review
You could attack logic on most movies and declare yourself a winner, but you have no reason because the story itself is good enough to make you go with it.
I also understand as someone said before after he was asked "what is the secret of success?" - "I don't know the secret of success is but the certain failure secret is to try and keep everyone happy."
But after viewing this movie multiple times I found that decisions were pure evil. No logic, no refinement, no one happy.
Just a short comment. I can understand that Luke is an Ultra pacifist. Luke can be fixed on his star wars stories feature but you should not have wasted him so counter productivly. Also to make him think to kill his freaking nephew... from a possible timeline he saw...
And my take on the most annoying parts, no coming back from those now...
Call operator scene of Poe in the beginning,
Teleforce grip of Snoke,
Finn leakage run after half of the fleet dead, ok our friends all died so why grief let's have a laugh.
Leia asking C3PO to stop the nervous face.
Drop the mike saber Luke does on the island, puke moment number 1.
Perhaps the most idiotic anticlimax scenes in the history of cinema, you build up the moment for years only to molest it.
Captain purple dialogue with Poe not explaining herself. You cannot have second mutiny and no punishment.
Whole casino, space horses and kids scene, find code breaker and... found code breaker. And... for some reason the random code breaker knows of the "secret evacuation plan" that noone knows in their ship. Captain phasma idiocy battle.
BB8 AT ST stupidity, replace all clones and battle droids with astro droids
Captain purple action on hyperspeed is very unfortunate, one cruiser can annihiliate a whole fleet so why bother on planetary scale weapons for decades when a super star destroyer or corelian cruiser can destroy fleets and planets. The scene is unfortunate because we have a manga grade superb cgi destruction sequence that follows. It could be from the brother and sister clash for the saber (Ben vs Rey) but that would create more problems than it solves.
Yoda thunder strike, spirits act on reality... ,
Stupid spear fishing and dinocamelseal milk.
Water on Bens hand,
Force Skype with Kylo nipples.
Leia Poppins return,
Rey Pops 3 Tie Fighters with one shot scene,
Kiss of Finn with Rose (Ace pilot for some reason), stealth saving Rose by Finn.
"You changed your hair" line Ultra Puke Moment UPM (how many industry professional minds did not see the gigantic fail dialogue). This is the point where I just lost any hope and decided to not wanting to see the movie with these scenes again. Imagine brother sister on afairs of the galaxy meet again after years when Leia's son is on pure evil mode outside ready to obliterate them... and his line is this...You changed your hair...Utterly awkward unlimited stupitidy moment, and then Luke goes to confront her son army, to kill each other perhaps and she smiles prozaicly and he winks the eye... it is as shallow as the salt desert outside. UPM. Then AT AT borbadment, dust the shoulders (really, Mark Hamill seems to be doing it with no nerve as as if he did not want this scene to work), matrix swordplay and Luke fade away.
All this for the rock handling escape, Rey is the Forest Gump of the force, whatever she does for the first time she does it perfectly like swimming in the dark hole although it is probably the first time she is seeing water concentrated more than a pond in this island.
Final kids scene out of place, out of the ubiverse random and unesccessary.
I did this by memory only, so forgive me for missing some other.
The movie is a competent production with money well spent but story wise
and lines wise there are multiple scenes that I cannot possibly want to see again, they are like traumatic experiences. I wish never to see them again.
I have stopped conciously to consider spending even one cent for anything star wars from now on. The saddest part is that I was looking forward to share the star wars universe with my kids when they will be in an age to understand (they are too young)... Now this anticipation is gone forever...
Sad so sad...