Be Careful If You Watch This: Cheese will drip from your TV, walls, ceiling and house

Rating: 1/10 (7 September 2017)

Jar Jar Abrams sucks.
Some films are made bad (Plan 9 From Outer Space) but are actually fascinating. Some big budget films (Independence Day Resurgence) suck, but you can watch it somewhat. Then we have the reboot of A New Hope. A bad film, with bad sad sacks of actors, bad premise (the villains are like children playing costume party) awful characters (the emo dude keeps taking his mask off why have it??) so you know he is a kid with bad hair and daddy issues and bad directing and script (they just rehashed the first one but badly). The Plot? This is written by the Disney treasury department shortly and handed to money man JJ Abrams.
The scenes jump from location to location, mega plot holes, terrible logic and bad actors hired on the cheap.
However, you should watch it if you want to see that someone who has never seen a light saber before can pick one up and fight anyone he wants with it (i.e. F you to Yoda)