Worst film yet in the series, Mindless.

Rating: 1/10 (29 December 2015)

**** warning this review may offend those who actually like it *****
**** If you are one of THOSE PEOPLE then don't read it *****
I gave it one star because I was expecting something great and was sadly disappointed. It was awful and disappointing in so many ways. It can however be an entertaining film, just not a good one.
I do need to be fair if you were born around 1990 and are a mindless little twit you will love this movie. You will love it because you've been brainwashed your whole life into believing this is the kind of stuff you are supposed to like. You've been turned into a mindless automaton who cant wait for then next transformer movie. Rehash a old plot, glitz it up with over the top effects, add a pretty girl, a token black dude, some explosions, really bad acting and dialog, and hey you got a blockbuster. Sad thing is there are actually people who think it was good....
A long tine ago in a galaxy far, far away......bad guys looking for droid on a mission, lonely girl ends up with droid, bad guys come looking for droid kill everyone, girl flees aboard the Millennium Falcon, is captured, escapes.....Wookie, Han Leia ...... big bad giant sphere weapon destroyed planet, bad guy in black with mask, big fight to destroy big bad weapon, have to disable shield generator, good guy dies, big saber fight, big weapon goes boom, girl flies off to be trained by Jedi master....... WAIT A MINUTE ......I saw this movie in 1977 it was called STAR WARS episode IV (renamed later as A New Hope, Same story same plot just the names and places changed to protect the guilty...... I was hoping for something new modern not a remake......
A long time ago in a galaxy Far, Far away........ There was a desert planet on which lived a British gal named Rey, what wait a minute a British accent?????&^&^*& ..... I loved the Rey character I like Miss Ridley.... but loose the accent ...... annoying as hell
What this a poor little idiot runaway storm Trooper, who acts like a little kid, Is a very BAD ACTOR, and what is the first thing he does is lie to everyone and that seems to be OK? OH and when the going gets tough he runs away and tries to catch a ride and that is OK too all is forgiven??? what the F! is going on. He must be the token black dude all films are required these days, and they make him out as a lying, traitorous, idiot, he gives all black people a bad name...... Or is that OK TOO?
Bad guys.....Kylo Ren is a spoiled little brat who throws temper tantrums with his light saber, nothing menacing here....WHO wrote this dribble???........ Heck even Darth Vader's breathing could send chills down your spine. And the Emperor is some kind of giant, what a little man who can throw lightning bolts from his hands isn't menacing enough you got get one of the giants from Riddley scotts new Alien's series..... UHG....
This is NOT STAR WARS of old, it is Disneyfied, it is even worse than the prequels, but if you are born in to the Programmed mindless, witless, little twit generation, that thinks the latest Transformers and pacific Rim are the greatest then you'll love this.
If you were in a theater in 1977 you'll be disappointed.
But lets be realistic, the Original Star Wars was a B-movie SCI-FI western set in space. It was poorly cast, had a horrible dialog and even worse acting, you could see the mat paintings, wires, etc. It is probably one of the worst movies ever made...... and everyone LOVED IT, no one had ever seen anything like it, it changed the world. Thousands of kids grew up and became engineers and we have Smart Phones, Tablets, internet, roomba's all because of a stupid little movie everyone loved......even me! Sad to see it all go so wrong....
The FORCE is NOT with this movie......
I tried to be Kind....