Attack of the clone

Rating: 5/10 (26 December 2015)

Yes, this is clone. It's not a new movie, not a new story at the slightest. It's a retrospective of the old movies, carefully copied, refurbished and renamed. The worst of it - it does not have any backbone, and the story we are offered as a core one is simply a crazy quilt of episodes which do not display decent synergy. If it was an attempt to please old faithful fans - that's a win. If it was an attempt to make a movie - well, that's an obvious fail.
Episodes 1,2 and 3 have set certain level of special effects, both in terms of quality and quantity. I cannot express how ridiculous it feels to see the same techniques and same quality in this movie, as we've witnessed back in 1986. Clumsy dolls instead of CGI? In 2015? Really??? Overall impression is that the galaxy has entered some post apocalyptic stage since the end of old good Republic. Huge relic machinery, tube electronics and spaceship dashboards so lame that they make the one of ford f-150 look like triumph of high-tech.
There're only two light spots in this movie - Han Solo and overall decent acting performance of the rest of the crew.
And very personal thing - I will never forgive creators of the movie for having unique chance of letting all three original characters meet each other on the screen and eventually failing to do that.
Summary: Tastes like Marvell