The Force might be Awakened, but puts the Audiences to Sleep!

Rating: 1/10 (17 December 2015)

The Force should have gotten much more sleep before waking up, as I was in near coma be with me state due to the unfresh/stale story. It's a rehash of all other episodes prior to it, especially the original one. New story is something like a Deathstar is bigger & meaner than ever kind of thing, which must be destroyed. Done it & seen it. Scavanger Rey is the new gal that tracks Luke. I have a nagging suspicion that she is really Luke's long lost daughter. (I can almost hear 'Len I am ur father' line coming up. She has follows near same sand dog that meets the resistance, blows up Deathplanet and be the force. General Reia looks & talks like a grandmother across the street, who will bake u cookies & give you milk. If Po character sounds like the Kungfu Panda, then you got his character. Kylo Ren, a Darth Vader wanna be but he really becomes just a joke near the end. This movie was could have been improved by Ewoks & Jaja Binks as the Jedi masters (I am being really cynical!). Where is the deep spiritual & the cultural values exchanged? God, gods, faith, etc...? Someone painted over the Van Gogh with a Micky Mouse. Excitement & dare is replaced with placid unoffensive utter blandness. Even the very first scene looks like Ninja turtle, and the last scene is like Donkey Kong saves princess (actually other way around). Luke pls stop going to gym & dinner parties afterward with Jabba the hutt.