The Hype Awakens

Rating: 4/10 (7 January 2016)

Disney perfects the process for turning nostalgia into hard cash. Possibly the most over-hyped movie EVER in history, and also one of the biggest let downs for fans of the original trilogy. I really tried to love this movie, but that's the problem right there... everyone is trying a bit TOO hard...
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Also, it's an incredibly unoriginal movie. Secret plans for a planet destroying weapon hidden inside a droid on a desert planet? Said droid found by a young local who is also a talented pilot and in touch with the force? Local villagers slaughtered by Stormtroopers looking for the plans? Escaping desert planet in Millennium Falcon? Someone needs rescuing from the "Death Star"? and there's more... any of this sound familiar at all?!! Are you kidding me Jar Jar Abrams?
This is the last Star Wars movie I will ever pay to watch. Disney can have everyone else's cash, but they are not getting any more of mine.