Predictable. Teen Humour. Not Fun.

Rating: 4/10 (25 December 2015)

TL;DR: Into plot was gay as fúck.
Little Orange Rustbucket has a secret, universe changing, galaxy altering map piece. He'll be fine by himself.
One Stormtrooper starts tripping balls mid-firefight.
That same Storm Tropper turns into a fággot runaway.
Insert female lead because political correctness. Doesn't matter if her appearance, dodgy accent and shítty fighting ability affect the movie at all.
Throw in Han Solo somewhere. Trust me, Harrison Ford TOTALLY wanted to do this film................................
Rebel Base looks like the kind of place you'd find if Sherlock Holmes travelled to a train station mid-19th century.
Emo Teen Sith Lord gets owned by a virgin lightsaber wielding scavenger.
Luke Skywalker stares at the sea for about 10 minutes while the scavengers arm gets stuck in mid-air when she points a lightsaber at him.