Star Wars: A New Ho... i mean The Force Awakens

Rating: 5/10 (19 December 2015)

I went and saw this movie on the premiere and i was super excited, i thought that we finally would get a Star Wars movie that could stand up to the original trilogy... but no, instead we get a remake, remaster, reboot ( i don't know what to call it really ) of the original star wars but with ten times the action and no characters...
So the movie starts of really strong, i actually loved the opening of this movie. It was dark and gritty in away we haven't seen star wars before ( at least not in the movies ) and i thought that they where going for the right ton and if i would rate the movie just for the first 15-20 minutes it would actually be a 9 out of 10, but the movie had to go on and it started to fall apart, or more like crash with explosion after explosion ( Michael Bay would be proud i can at least say that *sigh* ). Every scene was either an action scene or it was building up for the next action scene, never did the movie slow down and let us breath in the atmosphere and let us connect with the characters. No we can't have any of that who wants to watch that anyway, let's just watch these explosions instead. Even when Han Solo and Cheewbaka was intrudes it took 10 seconds for the next action set piece to take place ( which was the worst and most unnecessary scene in the whole movie ). The story is almost exactly the same as in a new hope, from beginning to the end. Actually i almost left the theater when they blew up the death sta... i mean the star destroyer... it's the third time we see the rebells destroy the death star/star destroyer ( we might as well call it the death star because thats what it is ) and it's starting to get pretty boring, i actually don't remember much of the ending because i started to fall asleep of boredom. Then after that we wrap up the movie in a nice little bow with Rey finding Luke handing him a light saber... that shoot was the longest shoot with out any action in the whole movie by the way. If you wonder why i don't talk so much about what happens in the middle of the movie is because it's hard with just words to describe all the action, because that's what you get.
In conclusion, this is one of the most disappointing movies ever made ( yes i know phantom of menace exists ), but if you turn your brain of and watch it like an action comedy ( there is way to much humor in this movie by the way ) then you might have a good time.
5 out of 10