A cynical remake

Rating: 1/10 (18 April 2016)

WARNING SPOILERS (if that's even possible in this case)
The Story - Feels awfully familiar for some reason, oh I know, it's basically 80% the same as the first one. - I don't know or care who the First order is, and how they came to be after the Return of the Jedi, luckily this isn't explained in the movie
The Characters - Terrible cardboard main characters who are all 12 (for some reason) - Supporting cast of ancients that added nothing (seemed like a sad act of nostalgia or just plain cynical marketing) and who the hell thought having a big build up just to meet the most boring character out of the original series. Can't say I was surprised to find him doing nothing but standing on top of a hill - No chemistry of any kind between any of the characters - Rey at least had more than one facial expression
Overall: An inferior, politically correct, vomit inducing rehash, with bad characters, huge plot holes and zero charisma. In conclusion, another Disney movie, that actually made the Phantom menace look great in comparison.