Come back George, all is almost forgiven...

Rating: 1/10 (18 December 2015)

Empty.
That's how I feel inside.
Like a part of me died in that theatre last night.
So where to start?...
I was unfortunate to see the Jurassic Park remake Jurassic World only a few weeks ago, and now I've been duped again but this time into watching A New Hope remake.
A forgotten child on a sandy planet, finds a droid, droid contains plans to blow up giant death star, look for a pilot to help return droid, learn new powers, inserts weird family tie, blow up death star with x-wing, end.
Only this time with a ton of pointless content, naff jokes and about 50 characters more than necessary, to sell more figurines.
Even George Lucas' Episodes I, II and III had new content for us to digest and ponder over a beer.
meh... I'm done! So a 2 year wait for Ep8 to find out Ray is also Leia and Han's kid, probably the good twin. Then Ep9 and the big reveal, Finn as a baby was taken from, wait for it, Bespin.....
We've been Jedi mind raped on a global scale.