5 reasons why SW is disappointment

Rating: 6/10 (27 December 2015)

I had big expectations for this move, partly because of so many positive reviews. Unfortunately it was not a case. And I left puzzled why so many reviews omitted obvious shortcomings of this film.
Therefore I offering my emotions free, impartial review, why this film is not such a great deal (unfortunately):
1. Completely linear plot. If you expecting to see an unexpected shifts in plot - don't.
2. Making old SW clone is bad idea. So many reviews about a "fuse" of new and old are embarrassment. This films biggest "innovations" are female main character and black trooper. Rest is already experienced old stuff without any innovations. For instance the main battle is almost 100% "borrowed" for the old part, so you already know Who, How, and When even before the battle itself.
3. No chemistry between actors. Especially visible for Ford and Fisher. In general Ford delivered one of the poorest performance in his carrier.
4. Where are the jokes? I agree that film *tries* to produce timely jokes, but there is difference between to try and actually deliver. There was only one joke which was more or less university accepted during my showing.
5. Robots are annoying. Really, wholesale beeping is really annoying, likewise another chronically decease of SW - inaccurate and useless "plastic" troopers.