This movie is the fast food burger to the American obesity problem...

Rating: 3/10 (25 December 2015)

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First a quiz for fans: Which movie am I talking about?
-A droid is carrying super secret information that is wanted by an evil army of storm troopers.
-A new young Jedi is orphaned on a desert planet.
-This new young Jedi seeks out a Jedi master who is alone on a green watery planet somewhere.
-There is a bad guy in a mask who is not really the main bad guy but he talks to the main bad guy on a holo machine.
-There is a giant round planet blower up machine that gets blown up.
-One of the main characters gets stabbed by a light saber and killed by the bad guy in a mask on the round blower up machine.
-There is a evil army and a rebellion, or resistance, or whatever you wanna call it.
-Its a 2 hour movie about blowing up the "death Starkiller".
And the answer is...
This film was purely masturbatory fan fiction. No characters, no plot, no development. Just $$$$$$. The smell of Disney's money hungry, no risks, no originality style editing is all over this pile.
Sure the prequels sucked Jar Jar's taut nipples but at least they were something new.
I thought to myself did I really just watch another 2 hour movie about blowing up the death star.
And when Darth Teenage Angst took his mask off I laughed out loud. Nice wig fanboy. What's next we find out the new emperor (oh I mean Snape) is a virgin with a neckbeard.
Not enough room here to discuss the obvious plot holes, bad one liners, stupid CGI characters, and bad acting. You can see them yourselves.
Sometimes its fine to just let a good movie be a good movie. We don't have to make sequels and reboots and remakes of everything so bored, boring people can relive their childhoods.