I'm getting old...thank God!

Rating: 1/10 (30 April 2017)

This is the first review I was ever forced to write. I nearly forgot the pure and shocking awfulness of this, really incredible how alcohol can make you forget horrible things that happened to you. So I did it, I watched it AGAIN! After my 6 months stay in Hospital when the blood stopped pouring out of my eyes and I was able to be in a room with a Television again without starting to panic and blaming JJ Abrahms for Tschernobyl, global warming and the fact that my coffee machine broke down I wanted to read other peoples opinions on this Movie. And then I saw em....9/10, even 10/10 Reviews, and I started to wonder. Am I too old to get the magic of this Movie? The Child has grown, the dream is gone? Well, after 2sec of thinking about it, I say "no". This is just pure garbage still, even looking back at it after months and let away all the hype that so often leads to disappointment it just won't hit any boxes. You guys mentioned all the stuff that is bad about it so I will just mention the part that hurts me the most. The World shown is simply no world you can dive in. It's just a flat surface with a Star Wars picture painted on it. No big Fan of Ep 1-3 but they were living, breathing Star Wars Worlds while TFA is just a dead body. JJA has done the same to Star Trek, (to be honest I quiet liked it). Take out all the even slightly intellectual contend, fill it with stereotype non controversial characters, add CGI till there is no tomorrow and then make a cut every 0.2 seconds to make it feel really fast paced. Done. But it didn't work at all for Star Wars, mainly cause Star Wars is based on the story of characters, even if those are Droids, and a Universe that has a certain vibe to it. A lesson this movie teaches us is that you cannot create a Vibe if you just cut to random places that have no relevance whatsoever. And too bad the characters in this thing are a bit too flat and middle of the road to be even remembered. A Girl who has obviously super powers and makes all male Star Wars Characters seam lame instantly as a main Character, OK, we've all seen this coming after we all hummed the mocking jay whisper. A black guy who escapes slavery, oh wow, creativity gone wild. A bad boy that is like a 14yr old son of idiots acting like an dumb brick, just is plain annoying for no reason and as menacing as a baby kitten cause that is how the young audience likes it (Bieber-style). Check! Now give us a bad female character please and we have the common sense overkill. And there she comes....ha ha, gotcha It's like they laugh you in the face ".... and we still make money with this rubbish." Yeah, funny and please keep my money you'll need it. DO NOT WATCH IT, RATE IT DOWN, IT'S BAD!