It's STAR WARS, jerks!!

Rating: 10/10 (25 September 2018)

This movie was tremendous. After the first 40 minutes, I was glued to my seat, mainly because the theater staff did a bad job cleaning up after the previous screening. But still, I found myself totally engrossed in this adventure before realizing what was ahead... the original cast!! For the first time in over 30 years, I was actually able to be reunited with the set of iconic characters who'd been such a huge part of my young life. I don't care if this story was in some ways a rehash of the original Star Wars. After years of being mired in prequel hell, it was just so great to watch the characters I could root for again. And the new characters are interesting, funny, and charming as well. Besides, if you're gonna rehash any movie, Star Wars is a great pick!!
So what the hell is everybody's problem??
What exactly would satisfy all of you??
You all seem to claim to be big Star Wars fans, yet you've s**t on every episode since Empire!! How can you really consider yourselves "fans" of Star Wars if you only like 2 movies out of 10? I mean, is it possible that all of your opinions are completely backwards? Maybe Star Wars is just as great as it's always been, and YOU are the ones who suck.