Did you know Jar Jar Abrams is hired again when other directors rejected Disney this summer?

Rating: Null/10 (25 October 2017)

He has no demand for his hackerism and no scruples of course. As for this REBOOT: First the Disney magical princess really looks ugly to me in this film. Second, I really hope Luke got some big bucks for this film despite not being in it. Third, the janitor deployed to the battle field needs to play other characters besides the eventual lover of the princess (his gay come on in the hangar is a good subplot). The first Star Wars trilogy had vision and was fun. Adults could enjoy the clever philosophy and your kids could laugh and giggle at the action. I certainly couldn't take my grandchildren to see this remake even though Disney is aiming a remake at kids. For one, it just wasn't cool. Why bother to try a reboot if you cannot even make it 1/10th better than the original? More obvious doesn't make it funnier. Leia is quite stone-faced; and as far as anyone can tell, the only member of the cast who wasn't forced. She actually brings no emotion to her character. The emo vader groupie (don't get excited Disney contractors!!) is just embarrassingly bad. Even his/her mugging for the camera is bad. This guy can act like a kid plays Mr Dressup: I've seen better performances in a cartoon Here he/she is a disaffected emo with daddy issues. And Harrison Ford already admitted he did it for the cash and is there to provide tongue-in-cheek playback But this film is seriously bad. This is the first time my wife looked at me and said, sorry, but I can't take any more. And she walked out. I didn't expect to see CGI of the quality in a kids movie that is a REBOOT; and it was not even OK, just enough for what it was: a destruction "horror" film of mostly froth. It was a bad script with poor direction and very abjectly bad acting. The team that worked on this has an office on whose door it says 'Accounting Department'