One word: Boring

Rating: 2/10 (28 February 2016)

Almost everyone in the world has heard of Star Wars; if not, congratulations on waking up from your coma. Everyone thinks that "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" is great; those are the types of people who have been blinded by nostalgia. I am here to tell you that Star Wars VII is NOT good, but downright dull and unoriginal. J.J. Abrams may be a good Hollywood director, as he proved with "Super 8" and barely squeaked by with the 2009 "Star Trek" remake with Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto. But Star Wars was definitely not supposed to be one of his movies.
Let me sum up the premise for you: Take the original Star Wars script from the 70's, put it in a blender for 2 seconds, and BOOM! Star Wars VII. The franchise was supposed to be 9 episodes long, but after the more recent flops staring Hayden Christensen, it was more or less put into hiatus. After Disney ousted George Lucas and bought the franchise from him, things will never be the same.
The dialogue feels like it was written by a Chimpanzee with an IQ slightly above room temperature. The acting was right on the line between "So bad it's good" to downright cringe worthy. And the story is just one big snooze fest. The only reason it has done so well is because of decades of pop culture references and worldwide appeal. This was just a poor attempt to make another billion by Disney.