Star Wars is dead....

Rating: 1/10 (25 April 2016)

*** This review may contain spoilers ***
The only good thing about the Force Wakes Up, were the effects.
The plot is absolutely fecked up - By my understanding, the people who made the script were like "We have never seen a Star Wars movie/book/comics/game, could you please give us the cliff notes!" and the Disney representative, that is a 10 year old, is like: "Weeeell there is the foooorce and it's like, everywhere and it moves in mysterious waaaaays aaand" at that point the writers were "Ok thanks for the info".
You can't tell me that Zahn's and Anderson's story lines (The true Star Wars Canon for every true Star Wars fan (by that, I don't mean "I've watched all the movies, I'm a true star wars geek" because, that's like me saying "I know, that William Shatner plays James T. Kirk, in the original Star Trek – that means I'm a true star trek fan." it doesn't work that way.)) wasn't good enough for a movie production!
I won't start explaining, why the plot is a steaming pile of poop, because I don't want to remember the horrors, of that movie.
Overall plot score on a scale from 1 to 10 is: "WHAT THE F*** is diz shizle!?!?!?!?!?!"
All of the actor's performances were horrible. Only Harrison Forde's performance was awesome and I guess that's why they had to kill him. "Nobody's gonna be better than Emo Ren and the other two!!!" Oh sorry I forgot about Chewbacca - his performance was spot on!
Overall actor's performance score form the scale from 1 to "wut" will be: "Srsly?!"
As(S) I said the effects were great. I'm just sorry that they had to be put, in such a big disappointment.
Overall effects score on the scale of Awesome to Me will be: "Yeeey!"
In conclusion: Disney is like EA – what they touch becomes a big, fat, smelly,peace of p**p that's handed to us, with the promise of happiness and love, but it actually is just that, a peace of s***...
PS
I agree that Lucas has made many mistakes, with the prequels and the enhanced editions, of the original 3. But this film is just inexcusable by every standard! The only thing that, they can do now is give an extraordinarily, better performance in episodes 8 and 9, but I'm truly skeptical about that. And seeing how horrible of a movie this was, I'll probably wait to see the other two on TV. I'm not going to give my money to the creators of this thing and accept this massacre of one of my favorite sagas. I say to the fans – do not support this outrage!
To Disney: Disney if you can't make a good story line (as you have surely shown) do not say that it is canon, so that the people, that have no idea of the scale of the universe that is Star Wars, get confused and start spewing even greater nonsense.
To the "fans": People, read the original books, that were written before Disney started making the star wars franchise into a commercial for a Disney theme park. And then tell me if you like the movie and everything else connected to Disney's star wars!
PPS
Sorry for the grammar and punctuation mistakes. English isn't my first language so yea