Easily the worst movie of the "franchise"*

Rating: 1/10 (10 December 2018)

Star Wars: The Farce Awakens is easily the worst movie of the "franchise". It fits in just below Ishtar and Battlefield Earth, and it is definitely worse than any of the other films of this century. The acting is is lame (unlike the originals), and it offers a stupid mix of gags and Mary Sue acting. This film is bereft of merit, and does not continue the story in a compelling way. It reboots it and clones it very badly (Mr Rip Off Abrams at work) that feels like a offensive continuation of the saga. I would happily fast for a month for Disney to stop feeding us this vomit inclusive of its ugly and angry Disney Princess. Someone give Jar Jar Rip off Abrams a job he is good at (car wash?).
*The Embarrassment That Is Episode 9 should be out soon and make you vomit