Like A Fart In An Elevator

Rating: 1/10 (20 April 2019)

A big stumble backwards
I didn't like this false Star Wars: and I'm sorry. It seems as if the accountants were so focused on ugly shorthaired Mary Sues and clever-sounding lines that everything else suffered. There are plot devices that don't make sense, dramatic scenes which are undercut by out-of-place one-liners and inconsistent characters. After the prequels, I felt like The Force Awakens is vomit.