Terrible beyond belief

Rating: Null/10 (25 October 2017)

This film is the cinematic equivalent of a pickpocket: it violates you with lies and steals from you the money you carry your pocket and gives back nothing.
Why would Disney reboot a film and lie about it? Manipulation, shame, deception.
Why would JJ Abrams, known as a reboot specialist ('here is the commercial analysis boy go make it') with no vision be given the reins. They do not care for Star Wars. They care for your cash.
I laughed so hard when a secret map is hidden inside a robot that is strolling on a desert planet started this film. Erm, where had I seen that before? By the way, the person who created the map and started leaving clues and bread crumbs does not want to be found.
I give up.