Porgs

Rating: 1/10 (27 October 2017)

It seems that this piece of crap will keep on sinking down despite the tremendous effort probably of Jar Jar Abrams himself (Note that how many 10/10 reviews could be recently read below praising JJ Abrams). Before me many other real reviewers have already written down why this abomination does just not deserve to be called a movie: no plot, terrible acting, not respecting the nature of the force, insanity of Starkiller base: sucking a sun and exploding worlds hundreds of Light Years far away with a laser beam (which travel with max. speed of light)etc. Beside all of these I would like to highlight how this thing downgraded complete and living worlds to merely a stage of a theater act. There is a desert world with a tiny camp containing a shop where you can buy food for crap, there is no history, no reasons why it exists. Just a shop surrounded by tents. There is a forest world with a cantina in middle of it. Just a cantina. There is a tiny secret base of rebels without any reason for its existence. And there is the planet for the imperials. ...and one more word: Porgs will come...