JJ Abrams Does To Star Wars What He Did To Star Trek: Destroy!

Rating: 1/10 (7 December 2016)

What a dung heap.
Usually I love Star Wars, and even think the prequels were passable. Beelzebub, this movie, though...
Bad accents, bad lines, dodgy acting by the entire cast (the Chinese woman was the only thing I liked about the film and she has no reason to be there), lame villains, kindergarten masks, unoriginal teen anger (which may have been the one redeemable aspect), poor plot exposition and at no time did it encourage me to suspend disbelief.
At times, when fighting with a light saber, the force inexplicably surges into something and creates a master jedi in a second. Sitting with a friend, we both finished several predictable lines of dialogue prior to the clone parroting it out. Indeed, he is a clone.
Oh, and could you stop the jokes, one-liners and misplaced sense of humor. This is not a Disney movie, this is Star Wars... oh wait... never mind.. damn you Lucas.
The only good thing about this movie is that it ends.