The Girl Is Ugly

Rating: 3/10 (30 November 2018)

I am not certain why this producers think I should watch their films. The girl is ugly and hostile. She has a chip on her shoulders. I have to work hard to earn money. When I go to the cinema I want a girl who both has it and flaunts it. Is it so hard to understand? If the girl is the same or in this case uglier than what I can see on the street, the film is a remake (or a rip off as officially it is not a remake) and everything as a result is predictable (including the 2015 standard issue gender switch) then why would they expect me to like it and come back for more? It is not like the cinema theater has good food and I want to dine there.
By the way, why can't the chains offer better popcorn?? They charge enough to be able to provide us something better than styrofoam.