Dear One-Star Terrorists

Rating: 10/10 (30 December 2015)

0.1 A film-critic fan boy is an obnoxious adult who spends time nitpicking movies searching for quality. Unfortunately, the FCFB does not realize that most movies are supposed to be enjoyed.
0.2 A one-star terrorist is a reviewer on IMDb who purposely rates a movie lower in order to counteract positive reviews he disagrees with passionately. For example, there are over 6000 one-star terrorists active on the Force Awakens IMDb page.
1. The Ending Is Extremely Frustrating
Yes, the ending is frustrating because it leaves the audience in suspense for a whole year!!! Otherwise, it's a great ending. This cliffhanger of an ending makes me want to watch the next movie! Adding more dialogue here would have killed the suspense. Star Wars is about mystery. Are you for Midichlorians? Hell no!
2. A Ton Of Actors Are Wasted In Nothing Roles
No one cares about the poor little actors. They are merely characters in Star Wars. Star Wars is more important than "movie stars". Boohoohoo, poor little Gwendoline, I cry for you because I'm a film-critic fan boy!
3. John Williams' Score's Just OK
No one wants anything new here. If anything, the OT score wasn't used enough.
4. The Biggest Moment Is Ultimately Glossed Over
Meh, this is clearly wrong. In the scene Han dies, Chewie was the only character who really knew him. His emotional response was perfect.
5. Not Many Aliens
True, new aliens should have been introduced in this film. This is one of its greatest flaws.
6. Original Trilogy Characters Appear Just For The Sake Of It
Leia, Luke, C3PO, and R2D2 are not primary characters. They are supporting characters. In the OT they were primary characters. Therefore, I do not expect to see Leia as a primary character when she is a secondary character.
7. Supreme Leader Snoke's CGI IsNot Great
True.
8. Starkiller Base Is Totally Underwhelming
Yes, I think Abrams downplayed it intentionally. The Death Star is a logical conclusion of interstellar conflict. Whoever has the bigger gun wins. Since the First Order/Empire would never stop building them because the audience wants something original, it follows they are essential to Star Wars. Even the exhaust vent Luke nailed is essential. If you eliminated with some sort of sophisticated heat removal system and closed the gap in the refresh of the planetary shield, what exactly would our Jedi do to stop such a death star?
9. There's Too Much Homage, Not Enough Originality
a. Answer me this: Why would the evil First Order/Empire ever stop building death stars to make the film more original? The Space Ballsesque nature of this question is blindingly ridiculous. The need to build death stars is a logical conclusion of the breadth of this interstellar conflict. However, "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force." I think Abrams agrees with Vadar. This is why the "Starkiller" is downplayed as secondary plot. It is almost as if the battle to destroy happens in the background.
b. Answer me this: Where else would someone put highly-detailed plans? Would one of the characters memorize 2000 pages of blueprints?
10. Captain Phasma Was Hyped Up For Nothing
As with Dameron, we will see more of Captain Phasma later. This is not a problem. She was introduced in this film as the Finn's cool looking commander, nothing more. She is as important to the film as the storm troopers. Moreover, many secondary characters in the OT were introduced like this as well. They were nonetheless cool.
11. Poe Dameron Feels Like a Third Wheel
Poe Dameron is not a main character. He is a supporting character. He was used in the marketing of the movie simply because he looks cool as an x- wing pilot.
12. The Plot Is Too Reliant On Convenience
a. Rey vaguely humanizes BB-8 as a Reason not to Sell Him.
Maybe morality is part of her character? Ever think of that possibility? Yeah, I forgot, film- critic fan boys don' t think.
b. Han Solo finds Rey and Finn by accident.
Yes, it was coincidence when they met up with Han Solo and Chewbacca. Oh my God!! Coincidences never happen in the real world!
c. Poe Dameron Appears from Nowhere
Poe Dameron returning to the Republic from Jakku is "returning out of nowhere"? Bullshit. He returned to friendly space after purchasing a ship with Republic currency. We did not need to see this obvious sub plot for a supporting character.
d. Finn Versus Kylo
Finn survived as long as he did because Kylo was injured, not a fully- trained Sith , and not thinking straight due to just having killed his father.
e. The Ground Breaks Between Kylo and Rey to End Their Battle
The ground breaking between Kylo and Rey is the same sort of chance which brought R2D2 to Luke. R2D2's ship just happened to be boarded near the same system Luke called his home! In fact, the planet exploding due to the destruction of the Starkiller is far more plausible than R2D2 just happening to hurtle toward Luke with the plans to the Death Star. There would have been fissures all over the surface of the planet as it disintegrated!
13. Feels incredibly rushed.
Are you complaining about action movies in general? Yes, Force Awakens is different than the originals. Instead of a slower pace we have an action version. Moreover, apart from Abrham's style, this action style flows from the characters. There's ZERO Jedi training in this movie. Action's fast; training's slow.