What the ****?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Rating: 1/10 (18 December 2015)

'Contains spoiler' I grew up with star wars. I dreamed of Jedi and stormtroopers and every single one of my dreams,and there was a whole bunch of them, had a better story. I mean what the ****. The New Republic which was literally formed by the Rebel Alliance after the Galactic Civil War and the fall of The Emperor. So automatically The New Republic is in war with Empire's remnants right? So why the **** is there a Resistance, i mean i don't get it, and it's led by Leia who is ,i don't know how ,not a politician, which was obviously her job before she was taken by Vader in ANH but rather a general of this Resistance?!?! OK, now stop right there a black clone that was my first thought but then you get an explanation that because the Empire was unable to make clones any longer so they kept the remaining clones as the Elite and started taking babies like the Jedi did but they would teach them to obey orders and kill,brainwashing them. So how does this black stormtrooper finds disgust towards their actions and decides to betray he's former ideals and brothers killing them without hesitation. OK,now who the **** is that grandpa who has a piece of map?! Nvm him he dies anyways and takes his secret to the grave with him. Now the girl, she's obviously a Skywalker by blood and since we later find out that Han and Leia had only one child she musts be Luke's daughter. But let's focus on the part when she pilots the Falcon and turns out to be a better pilot then Anakin, Luke and Han together even though she was piloting a spaceship for the first time. OK now let us get back to a detail that rearly would anyone notice. Anakin and Luke's lightsaber. In episode 5 when Vader tells Luke that he is his father he cuts his hand and falls alongside with THE LIGHTSABER in to the abyss,and later he gets his green lightsaber. Now how does the blue one gets in to the hands of an alien who is by some miracle older then Yoda?!!?! And knows more of the force than him clearly because she learns Rey all Jedi powers by telling her to close her eyes. Now one more contradiction, in Star Wars a Jedi makes he's own sword and the sword doesn't i repeat DOES NOT choose him. So how can i lightsaber talk to Rey and get her hallucinations like she is high?! And then she knows the mind control trick which takes time to train and learn to use in a couple of seconds and blocks Kylo Ren out. She shoots a pistol for the first time and she is more accurate then stormtroopers. But the best thing was when she defeated Ren in lightsaber duel though he is a trained sith knight and she wields a lightsaber that shouldn't exist for the first time *gasp**gasp* lightsaber combat is an martial art in Star Wars universe learned over years of training and the force doesn't have s*** to do with it besides better reflexes and if it mattered how much the Force is strong in you General Grievous wouldn't kill all those Jedi. So Rey i must tell you even if you were Yoda and you aren't you wouldn't be able to defeat Ren. I could go on for much longer with what's bad in the movie but honestly i don't have nerves to do it anymore and i just hope that Disney will bankrupt before it releases more of this s***. All in one this was a very predictable movie with awful characters and kind of a reboot sequel to the original trilogy. If you hadn't watch any Star Wars before thus would be an average movie with good visual effects and many explosions.