Solid Movie

Rating: 7/10 (9 January 2016)

Wow, nice feeling, sitting in a cinema and watching the real Star Wars. The Star Wars we watched as kidsÂ… Jabba looked a bit different though, got a few teeth and was more red and stuff.. don't know why the death star was destroyed by blue squadron, also it was a moon guys â€“ no â€“ this is not a moon, turn backÂ… Solo looked older too and wasn't there something with teddy bears in the forestÂ… Well they didn't quite get it all correct but they sure tried.
Since this movie was so pleasing to watch by adding absolutely nothing to the star wars universe, I really feel bad for the next directorÂ… Rian JohnsonÂ… you are absolutely f*cked :)Â… here's a hint: don't freeze someone into carbonite! Abrams spent all the nostalgia credits alreadyÂ… I was pretty happy about it, but you really have to Â„venture" a baby step forward.. or lol.. of course you don't have to.. No one is taking Star Wars seriously anymore, soÂ… just remake episode 5 and earn your good salary :)
So this is what the Industry offered us: We know, we f*cked up the Sequels, I mean we still made a ton of money but we really feel bad about that whole thing so truly guys we don't want the last episodes to be sh*t.. sales going down and stuff you know, so we give you a remake of the old episodes and all that you loved, because really we have no clue what you want to see and we obviously don't want to tell you anything because, you know, when you have a sh*t load of money you don't have to imagine things anymoreÂ… guys.. we don't do that.. we just want to milk you but with the best industrial grade milk possible.. k? deal?
also.. Mel Brooks, I think there's some milky juice in it for you too ;)