Should have been left asleep for Arndt to finish the sricpt

Rating: 6/10 (25 December 2015)

Hypocritical marketing and lazy writing took the magic from Star Wars.
I'm not disappointed with this movie, I just move on. Furthermore I believe this is what a lot of other Cinephils and probably some "Star Wars" Fans are going to do as well. Not a problem for Disney, for sure. But as they don't give a s---,I'm now "forced" to do the same.
Funny thing is, I convinced my 10 year younger girlfriend to watch the midnight screening for this, because I had hoped after reading Disney is going to take this seriously, even with a whole story-group overlooking the new movies, where there are more women involved would be really interesting. Turns out some old guys like Ridley Scott, George Miller, a middle aged Tarantino and even George Lucas himself to some extent in his OT, are far more capable when it comes to write strong believable female characters.
After Mad Max Fury Road we talked the whole night about that movie until we had sexual intercourse, after the Force awakens we proceeded right to the juicy bit, without much talk. I'm one of those guys who likes both intercourse and conversation, figure yourself which movie my girlfriend was really in awe with and in which she was bored to sleep.
I loved JJ Abrams Star Trek for what it is, I can have fun with such stuff, if it's done right. But, well... He made such a fool of himself here, it's kinda funny really, because of the marketing, NOT because of the movie. Movie was average, nothing to talk about really, but because of the insulting marketing. Movie target group could be considered uneducated teenagers with a lot of money, the marketing not so. Should be remembered.
The "professional" critics *cough* must not be forgotten. I imagine a hard life to be chained to whatever you think you're chained to.
I'm so proud about my girlfriend now, even more than before, that I really have to thank Disney and JJ for this. As intended? Hehe, I don't think so. What does a Kiri Hart or Kathleen Kennedy see in their mirrors now? Well probably dollars or something, I guess.
To all those," IT FEELS LIKE STAR WARS!!1" 10 stars reviews. You should watch some adds featuring Star Wars, they feel like Star Wars. A movie with the tag Star Wars should for sure not just feel like it, it should be plain Star Wars and not only felt alike. Enjoy it nonetheless, which is fine for me. Live and let live. That's diversity.
Mathhew Vaughn is the only director here, who gained a lot of credit because of Star Wars The Force Awakens. The initiated will know why.
Star Wars TFA 6,9/10 good scifi-fantasy, nothing more, perhaps less.