LEGO Narvana....(SPOILER ALERT)

Rating: 5/10 (2 January 2016)

So...the movie is bad but in a good way. It finally destroys the pagan fan-boy cult that was built up with such effort once & for all,no turning back the clock now (SPOILER ALERT) Han Solo murdered by his own son Gas Mask...even Darth Vader & Luke never seriously considered family fratricide, always pulling back into the comfort zone of the 1970's ... Now it's so here & now and its just mirroring the mind numbing cruel banality of today.
So now its spoon fed corporation gruel replacing the graying Comic-Con old guard that never gave up on HOPE & CHANGE (The movie they really wanted to see).The Star Wars Universe hasn't been right in 40+ years, get over it and move on... swallow the red pill offered by Disney,give in to the Magic and believe!
Now the movie (SPOILER ALERT)
The 3rd Death Star is the Necromonger base of this New/Old Underverse , destroying planets and slaughtering billions for ?.... I could never figure that out, now if you destroy whole planets and star systems you destroy converts and loot, even the Necromonger Lord Marshall from the Chronicles of Riddick had a reason for the madness. Not this New Star War Universe. The New Vader is just doing it for the hell of it ...bigger is badder! He's minions are the terrorist of space, mindless clones serving no purpose except for blaster fire. The PC (good girl & token black guy)are the new faces in this rehashed ATM Hollywood Cultural Black Hole .Here's a list of the other Star Wars tie-in console/LEGO characters .
CGI Star Wars Characters,Snoke,Mork & Meh (Playstation, X-Box One & Wii U )GameStop location & hours near you.
Rey (She-Ra) Frodo...more manly than the men.
Finn(Major token black guy)Sam...wannabe Denzel Washington, ain't going to happen with that ugly mug and acting inability .
Kylo Ren (New Vader)Howard Stern playing himself.
Han Solo(Harrison Ford)Nostalgic sacrifice of the Ole white leading man.
Princess Leia (Botox )playing Carrie Fisher.
Luke(Hard life)playing Mark Hamill...The King of Comic-Con
Chewbacca(playing himself)poor mongrel mutt loyal to the end.
Droids(Sheep)playing you & me...you really really want to like this don't you? It's the last chance at space salvage, salvaging your dreamy childhood.
Disney( Necromongers)Corporatization of everything & all.
Media (The Warrior Disney Priests)calling in the faithful
Rotten Tomatoes reviewers (Paid nickel shills )94% convert or your Blog will die. You're either with us or against us.
George Lucas (Pot of Gold)Sold out long ago, joined the Dark Side after taking one too many red pills at the Ewok Rave Party on Endor. The only thing keeping the Universe alive since Endor was a loyal million man Mod fanbase.
You decide....but for me the charade is over, The Empire has no clothes. P.S Cant wait for the new LEGO sets. I always enjoy wasting a few hours building something from a Long long time ago.