J.J. the Green-Lit Auteur ...

Rating: 2/10 (31 December 2015)

J.J., the Green-Lit Auteur, Had a very handy Knack, For taking beloved Stories, And giving them his reboot Smack,
All of the big film Houses, Have his number on Speed-Dial, They always ask young J.J., to lend to them his flashy Style,
Then one hazy L.A. day, Disney came to Say: J.J. with your eyes so Bright, Won't you end our profits Blight?
Then how the Execs loved Him, As they rolled in piles of Cash, "J.J. the Green-Lit Auteur, Your touch it always yields a Smash!"
J.J., the Green-Lit Auteur, Never used his own Ideas, And when you watch his Movies, You will often sayyy, ohhh, Puhleeeze!"