Holy Sweet 7 pound baby Jesus

Rating: 1/10 (1 April 2016)

JJ has done some sterling films, this however is awful, unless you are 8 and watching Star Wars for the first time in which case you will no doubt love it.
The whole thing has been dumbed down on a script level so much that I feel insulted all the way back to when I was a kid. And Kylo Ren turning into some Emo moron - what the ?? And Rey going from a scavenger to some overpowered Kiera lookalike in the space of 24hrs p'Ed me off. And Carrie Fisher, Jesus, they should have CGI'd her face. Don't get me started on Chewy and his new daft child friendly burbles.
And what was with the massive awfully done CGI Mekkon towering above Ren and that annoying ginger stepchild. Is that it - is that the new dark side ? And how can Luke be hiding if there's a bloody map to where he is ! Don't worry though, he's been staying in Cornwall on a cliff edge.
I now know why Harrison Ford wanted Hans Solo killed off.