The Critics, Cast, Crew, and Disney executives need to be arrested for ruining film.

Rating: 1/10 (8 June 2016)

I thought after watching the first trailer, this 'thing' was going to be pretty mediocre. Only two days before the release, the critics on Rotten Tomatoes and YouTube gave the 'thing' an A. I thought I had to see this in theaters (I wasn't impressed with the audience's intelligence, and I'll start buying or renting instead.). Mediocre is an understatement. I'd rather have blood in my urine than watch this tripe again. Now I will give a review. "The Force Awakens" is a shameless, incoherent mess that does not deserve the word film. "Battlefield Earth" was more entertaining than this. I am not exaggerating. It lacks plot, character development, acting, cinematography, and, above all, inspiration. The plot is a dumb rehash of the very first Star Wars film. There is a third Death Star but this time it is a planet that is TEN TIMES BIGGER. Wow. A droid, BB-8, a Disney-fied version of R2- D2, has to bring a map to Luke Skywalker, who has vanished for no apparent reason, instead of blueprints of the new Deathstar, to the Resistance aka Rebels. This is beyond idiotic. Let's talk common sense. If you are going to vanish, are you going to leave breadcrumbs? Of course not unless you were my discrete mathematics professor. All the main characters run into each other by coincidence like I was watching "Independence Day" without the fun. This "Starkiller Base" is so IDIOTIC; including the name, ha! "Mega Maid" from Spaceballs actually is a better Death Star than "Starkiller". As the video game generation would say, LOL. This new base sucks energy from the closest sun while draining too, and, not just that, it has the exact same flaw as the other two Death Stars in which an X Wing can fire torpedoes down its shaft causing it to explode. This is unbelievably hilarious. Is this supposed to be a comedy? The characters lack any depth or development. Rey is a MARY SUE. She learns the Force within two minutes without the "film" giving any background to why she knows. By the way, she is not that hot! A solid 6/10! Finn, a black Stormtrooper, is a cowardly, idiotic buffoon who chases the white female protagonist trying to get laid. Did I mention he was a janitor?Wow, that is racially sensitive. Poe is wasted. Why include him in the movie. He only has 20 minutes of screen time. Oh yeah, to fill the diversity quota since he is Hispanic. This whole "film" was written by left-wing Disney executives. The original cast did not develop over the last 30 years. Han Solo is still a smuggler? WTF! He was a war hero! Leia is an idiot who gets Han killed. Chewbacca is there to sell toys. I saved the villain, Kylo Ren, for last. He is the biggest wimp I have ever seen in film history. He throws temper tantrums, murders a whole village like a mass murdering lunatic (how subtle), and wears a mask for fun. Awful. The acting is uninspired. Harrison Ford looks bored, confused, or embarrassed in almost every scene. I hope he enjoyed that money to fill his greed. The new "actors" need to go work at McDonald's especially the guy who plays Kylo Ren. Cinematography does not exist. Most of the locations used in the "film" look like golf courses. Jakoo is Tatoonine 2.0. CGI ranges from exceptional to laughable. The worst part is where Rey releases the god awful looking CGI monsters on the freighter ship. The cast and crew lied when they said they would use actual props as much as possible. Really, these people should be arrested. The editing is all over the place. The spaceships are uninspired and belong on Sci-Fi channel movie*. Everything happens in this "film" because... "Whatever, we need to make a movie so we can make a bazillion dollars!" None of this had a purpose but to make a quick buck. The original cast is way too old. That has already been stressed ENOUGH. John Williams score is so bland and that really breaks my heart. I cannot blame him. He is a gifted genius who at 87 really deserves better at his age. The guy was sick, and the "movie" already sucked so oh well. This "director" Jar Jar Abrams produces nothing rehash crap so he can make big bucks off of it. What a fuck1ng disgrace. The only saving grace for us all is Darwinism. Let nature eliminate those who are way too stupid including JJ Abrams. This is the 3rd highest grossing movie of all time. People are dumb and it is dragging society down! Edit #5