After drinking from the well of happabore backwash that is Star Wars VII Phantom Menace's Bantha Fodder appears quite appetizing.

Rating: 1/10 (18 December 2015)

A Jedi who can stop a blaster bolt, cause Luke skywalkers self exile but barely defeat a first time lightsaber user who isn't a jedi. F grade villain
Chewbacca is by far the best actor and most emotive. Chewy knows best. A+ Wookie.
Rey, our jedi is enjoyable and lovable but the peak of that love occurs in the first 5 minutes of the film after which the movie "advances" and her personality skyrockets into the empty chasm of space.
I'm sorry I'm having a tough time remembering the second leads name. (thats how bad it was) oh yeah Finn. Finn has a good 4 funny lines. Review on Fn complete. F for Fin
Nostalgia characters: Hans Solo is still Hans solo A, Leia is dreadful, Luke is missing. Luke's performance for 30 seconds without saying a word is the highlight of the film.
Plot all but confirms the survival of our species as we have gotten so good at recycling nothing new is needed.