Han Solo Deadbeat Dad...

Rating: 7/10 (20 December 2015)

I really have to say that I was disappointed to see that Han and Lea made such bad parents. I mean really, Ren was a rotten kid and instead of manning up and being a father, Han takes Chewie and runs off and Lea decides to send Ren to live with his Uncle Luke. Yeah nothing bad could have happened with that, send the kid to live with his "Confirmed Bachelor" Uncle that made out with his own sister not once, but twice, and if that weren't bad enough had the power to save his father but instead let him die on the ramp of the space ship that could have taken him to a damn hospital ship! Yeah that's right I said it, Vader was more machine than man and all Luke had to do was get him on that shuttle, they could have gone to the hospital ship and fixed Vader's oxygen tank and than they could have really worked on that Father/Son relationship. But NO....Luke took the mask off and let the poor bastard choke to death, and right after he saved Luke's life from the Emperor and his "Force Lightning". If that weren't bad enough, he doesn't even give his old man a proper funeral, no just put him on a pile of wood and let him burn, what an asshole!! This is the influence that Han and Lea wanted for their kid, it's no wonder he grew up to hate them and want to crush the resistance. That's another thing, after the empire was destroyed and Lea was an integral part of the new republic, why would there even be a resistance? Not only that was she such a power hungry bitch that when the new republic didn't do things her way that she decided to lead this band of ingrates that refuse to be governed by a legitimate democracy. Meanwhile what does the great and powerful Jedi Master do, he runs off to live on some island alone, probably because even he knows that he never actually finished his training and was ashamed to call himself a Jedi Master. Which is actually the only thing he and his father really had in common because Annakin never was an actual Jedi Master either, yes he sat on the Jedi counsel for a minute before Palpatine conned him into coming to the Dark side in what was probably the most anti-climatic transformation ever. But back to the story at hand. It is refreshing to see that if the Jedi are to ever make a return it won't be a Skywalker, because let's be honest, the Skywalkers are to the Jedi what the Bush's are to American Government, Each one worse than the last. One last thing, WHERE WAS LANDO?? I am really hoping that in the future we find out that the reason Han left Lea was really because he caught Lea and Lando in an Endor tree house, and that is where Finn actually did come from...