Frustratingly Excellent

Rating: 2/10 (17 December 2015)

Upon paying for the film, and sitting in my cozy seat in the movie theater, I was immediately struck with an overwhelmingly fantastic vibe of ridiculous proportions. The reason I have decided to give this film a 2 of 10 is because the film is TOO good. When I entered the theater and handed the cashier my money, I was looking for a good movie, not an excellent movie. This movie was good to the point of making me angry. As I sat in the theater, scarfing down popcorn as if my life depended on the crude and excessive consumption of popcorn, I fought back the tears of anger as the film played on. I can only imagine the pestilence I caused fellow movie goers as I stood up from my seat and shouted with great disdain and angst words unbeknownst to me and my posse of fellow aggravated fans of Lando Calrissian.