Since I'm not allowed to swear ;-)

Rating: 5/10 (23 December 2015)

Positive: Daisy Ridley is very good, energetic and an actress to watch.
Kylo Ren and his voice, his voice, his voice and his red lightsaber – could have made him less pg13 though.
The humor was actually quite funny.
Harrison Ford in full b-actor-mode was enjoyable.
BB-8 is an actor/actress to watch – pure method acting.
Negative: Yes, you earned a ton of money only because of the predecessors, but you did make a boring, remake-ish and forgettable movie.
Bad editing, score and staccato dialogue from several actors. (BB-8 was right on the money though).
The official trailer had me in tears – the movie gave me longings for emotions and presence.
When the "bleep" do you realize, that 4 ultra slow motion scenes are a 1000 times better than 100 split second editing scenes – still so much to learn Abrams/Brandon etc
Why the "bleep" do you still do the bombastic seventies/eighties score thing. Less is so much more so much more.
Did you sneak in a black person for the business of it. You should have made Chewbacca more Asian ;-)
Hollywood oh Hollywood – like a small immature child, you just want to make noise in the Universe and get paid. Watched "Victoria" within a day of watching this, and just put it all into wonderful perspective ;-) You get 5 stars for my childhood memories