There's been a Hype, have you felt it? Vader replies: ¡Nooooooooooo!

Rating: 3/10 (3 January 2016)

Yes, I felt it
He insists; Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
I know, Disney wants me to be nostalgic, SW was sold for about 4 billions to them, and they need profit ASAP. And because SW has a lot loyal fans,(almost as a religion) Disney have to please all of them with nostalgia, with THE SAME FORMULA. If you are a Pizza Hut's fan boy, you wouldn't like a changing in the menu, don't you? Even if it's better.
Well, folks, that is what Disney delivered: Another Pizza with the same tedious and absurd ingredients; Making Money as Pepsi
SPOILERS ZONE!!!
GOOD:
Not boring.
Flying of the Falcon
Some refried Scenarios
Rey is pretty.
BB8
BAD:
Kylo's appearance, it reminded me that villain from Gi Joe, Cobra was his name?
Kylo's Mask: Why? Because he's a Vader fan? Mmm, I don't get it. Vader used his mask to have a lower and cool voice (James Earl Jones) and because it was keeping him alive)
Kylo's mask off: No, no, worse. But I know, they hired Adam Driver, they have to show his face. Well, then, why a mask in the first place? It is funny that when Kylo does not have the mask, he gets a scar in his emo face You see?
Kylo whining: WTF??? Get a grip, man. That looked so Annakin 2.0.
Kylo talking to his grandpa: Vader was redeemed by his son, he recognized he had failed. So, what is Kylo ren expecting to hear from Vader ghost???
Dameron with Kylo: "Who talks first? You talk, I talk?" Come on
Max Von Sydow killed after 4 minutes: Why?????????
PHASMA: Was she relevant? Another waste.
LEIA: Not in shape, she could barely talk. Horrible haircut and dress at the end. She looks older than Han Solo (Harrison Ford is 14 years older than Carrie Fisher). She is there just for the nostalgic aspect, because her character is lazy.
Simon Pegg wasted in a meaningless character.
Han Solo's dead (I know Harrison Ford wanted that) It is predictable, lame. Again, a son, father, brother, cousin soap Even the scene is intense, I don't buy it, maybe because Han Solo was one of the few character who bears this movie. Also, the editor said: CUT "Forget about Solo, we need more bombs, more action". No Luke: JJ was saying: "There is a reason why Luke is not in the trailers" Yes, a damn reason, HE IS NOT IN THE MOVIE. So, at the end, they had to show you Luke for safety.
WORST:
The copy / Paste from previous movies.
Hux: Guys, come on, who directed this actor for doing that? The Hitler wanna be speech, his face so overacted, the character itself. Also, the troopers imitating Nazi salute No way.
Starkiller with five beams. Also, those doomed planets were as close among them as the moon is from Earth: poor science Also, they way it works is one of the good joke in TFA. But hey, it has a silly weakness, and some X wings, an old man, a janitor and a Wookie can destroy it Please
Finn: A stormtrooper who used to be a janitor realizes: "It is the right thing". He escapes with his best friend from all time (Dameron). Well, if you have seen ANH, you know escaping from The Empire (yes, the first order looks like the Empire, smells Like the Empire, Tastes like the Empire, so, guess, what it is???) is very easy. The Figther crashed in Tatooine/Yakutsh, a few miles from the village where Rey lives. And Poe Disappear Why??? Ask the writers Also, this Finn has to make a joke in almost every scene. Also, he could defeat Luke, even Yoda The Force is strong with him, I guess Because he manages to beat that intimidating Kylo Ren (a guy who is able to paralyze you, to stop laser beams, to read mind), but, hold on; the best Jedis in this movies are the Troopers, Yes, well done. Finn, who is powerful with the sable could not beat the trooper. So maybe, in episode 8 or 9, Rey, who is also strong with the force, will realize a storm trooper is her Mmm, Mother??? "Rey, I am your mother" Together, we can rule the galaxy as Mother and Daughter", I don't know.
Poor Kylo vs Super Rey and Amazing Finn: Yes, this confused teenage was wounded, but no, no way. And also, an Ex Machina. The ground splitting between her sister/future girlfriend/ cousin (you get it) just in time before she beats him.
These teenage Hitlers destroy the Republic, or something like that, in a flash. But they didn't tell me anything about this. I am in darkness regarding the republic, resistance, and so on.
The Octopus monster just for adding a silly action sequence after Han's talking with some Scottish bad guy. Terrible. A lot of parts from the trailers are not in the movie, I guess it is because they made a lot of rewriting on the run.
Dameron with Finn: "Hey, I thought you were dead" "No, I am alive because e$·%·$%·%·... Jajajaja"
The uninspired and old fashioned score. I know fans would shout if SW changed the music
They skipped 30 years after TROTJ and they did not say anything about it, because SW don't use prologue. This story needed a background to explain all those years, instead the boring old fashioned flying text. Can you imagine a SW without those texts and with something better? No, you can't, because Fans would suffer, their pizza would not be the same, and that is what they want.