Star Wars Episode VII...WAIT I've seen this before! Ah yes it's Episode IV!

Rating: 3/10 (21 December 2015)

***********WARNING CONTAINS SPOILERS***************
So last night we decided to go see the new Star Wars movie!! Unfortunately it was rather disappointing!!! It was a New Hope from beginning to end with elements of other Star Wars movies mashed into a whole lot of cringe!!!
I was sitting there hoping this would get better and pick it up...in true Star Wars fashion! To my disappointment it never did. BB-8 was great but he's just a remake of R2D2. They made a Yoda like in the tangerine woman which Han took them to visit!! Come of it was Yoda with a bad spray tan!!!
When the 'villain' of the movie took his helmet off oh so quickly in the movie I thought, "put your helmet back on please" I was actually expecting a mangled faces with wires and things like Darth Vader. Not some snot nosed kid who is crying and snivelling because he cannot live up to his Grandfather!!!! Come please!! If you are going to look and dress like Professor Snape then at least have his attitude!!!
Rey is basically Luke's daughter Han totally knew who she was when he saw her!!! When her and Han's son came face to face I physically cringed. I was waiting for him to say, "Rey you are my cousin/sister" if that had happened I would of walked out there and then!!
The film was too predictable because it is a remake of A New Hope, they couldn't even bring us new planets, the sand dunes, the snow place and then the forest at the end. Clearly nods to the first 3 Star Wars Movies. I was sure at the end that Rey was going to go to the swap for Luke (her father) so he could train her just like Yoda did him...maybe she can carry him around on his back too!! But no he was at the top of a mountain like place. I do hope they made him walk up there to film is tiny, tiny scene you know make him work for his money he will be picking up off this movie. Did they also really have to make him look like Obi Wan???????????? He's Luke Skywalker for gods sake!!!
JJ this movie really sucked, I do hope that in your next instalment you actually have something NEW for us all to watch. If I wanted to see a remake I would of just watched the original trilogy and got the exact same story line from there. Without having to spent £9.90 on seeing THAT!!!
What didn't help was Star Trek to be advertised on the trailer section...you killing two birds with one stone there JJ???