Did we wait all these years for this????

Rating: 3/10 (22 December 2015)

Dearest Star Wars fans,
(The real ones, not those dumb children that get excited because they think they must be excited at something because of peer-pressure) ) , please be warned; if any movie in the 'Star Wars-not-being-a-series-no-more' movies suggests a suitable age......mark the fact that you must be not(!) older than that age!
This flick? Graphically more interesting but that is it. A simplified reboot of IV, nothing more.

No 'wow' feeling , never ever for a second. a Story and plot ending so silly and pathetically presented that it insults a Star Wars fan older than 7 years old .

3D? What 3D? Only 2 seconds in the complete movie that impressed being 3D.

-The First Order needs at least hours to find the persons they are after but the good 'ol heroes find and rescue each other within seconds , even being 'thousand's' of miles separated f.e. on a planet about 100 times as big as a Death Star.

Laser-sword fights and actually all duals and encounters/conflicts ? Are settled within 1 minute and guess what, the good 'ol heroes win so easily any conflict never builds up any tension, ever.

Why is that son of Solo dork (Kylo Ren) wearing a mask? And why has that mask a voice speaker with a 4 bit mono distorted quality? Heck , that First Order builds Death Stars as big as a bazillion planets but a voice-speaker system sounds like an 70's kid's walkie talkie on crack.

Why did Solo return to be a miserable scavenger ....? For Pete's sake he was ranked general(!!) in an earlier Star Wars movie.

Supreme Leader Snoke ?.....wait huh what? Who the heck is Snoke? Are we in Harry Potter-land all of a sudden?

One word for these 2 hours; disappointment.