I had a bad feeling about this

Rating: Null/10 (28 December 2015)

Star Wars To Do List: 1. Throw lots of money at an already established franchise. 2. Give a director lots of money to "reboot" an already established franchise. 3. Throw lots of money at a good writer who couldn't care less at this point, tell him to just tweek the first episode, then throw even more money at him. 4. Get the old beloved characters back and throw lots of money at them so they'll show up. 5. Introduce some new actors to hopefully appeal to younger audiences. Throw lots more money at them. 6. CGI and LOTS OF IT!!! 7. Throw in a bigger, more explosive death star. Blow it up, then rebuild a bigger one to blow up in the next installment. 8. And the profits start rolling in. (Disney destroys all it touches. 'Nuff said.)