Star Wars: The farce awakens

Rating: 2/10 (22 December 2015)

So, just got back from seeing the new star wars movie. I'd give this movie 2 out of 10 for the following reasons:
1. The bad guy is a childish wannabe Darth Vader who has tantrums. 2. The plot is full of coincidences (Mil falcon on planet, it then gets captured by Han and chewie out of nowhere, they go to planet that has Lukes light sabre on it etc..) 3. They kill off Han Solo and after no funeral or mourning scenes he's forgotten and chewy even gives a smile- despite Chewbacca actually dying off before Han in the books. 4. It's a rehash of episode 4- young guys joins the rebels, kills stormtroopers and they then go and blow up a super death star after it destroys a few planets. Yawn. 5.Lukes in it for like less than 3 minutes (if that) and will blatantly be killed off in the next one.
The good stuff:
1. Well made. 2. Nice bit of temporary nostalgia. 3. The new characters are interesting and all of the acting is great.
JJ Abraham- you have disrespected the Star Wars Universe. Shame on you going for the monetary throat and being lazy. Fans who don't know the extended universe and have wished for a remake of 'A new hope' will be overjoyed.