Start Wars: The Farce Returns!

Rating: 2/10 (19 December 2015)

Spoilers A Head;)
Start Wars: The Farce Awakens! Starring Han Sold-Out (he did when he was in Indiana Jones 4), Lucky Skywalker (his SW paycheck comes in yet again) and the Princess, will Lay Ya;) (for five bucks and lucky you, she lost weight for the role). In a film where anyone who picks up a light-saber can kick someone schooled in the force's butt, where Sith masters throw temper tantrums by breaking stuff, where there's (yet again) another Death-snore, and where (finally) a few disgruntled fans are actually booing at the movie in theaters. Can't wait for the next "installment" where people will shell out more money to worship Start Wars 2C: A New Load! Bring a good book people, and don't pay to see it!!! As for Abrams... I haven't liked anything he's done. Not Lost and not Start Wreck (and I consider myself a Star Trek fan BTW). Don't bet on JJ, because his flicks Ain't... DY-NO-MITE!