I can't call this a Star Wars movie

Rating: 2/10 (18 December 2015)

I just watched it and the first thing that's coming to my mind is : what the heck is this?This movie has too many plot holes, too many idiotic characters, too many stupid jokes, too many downhills...
So basically if you've seen the first trilogy that came out, the one we hold dear in our hearts (Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back and The Return of the Jedi), you've seen everything in this "The Force Awakens". I mean you take the whole trilogy (and I mean TRILOGY not plot) and you put it in a 2h30 SINGLE movie! It has no personality, no originality, they just took the same script and give it to different actors (well not even all different because you have to include some fan service so everybody and every press will give it a good rate). People complained that the 2nd trilogy was bad but at least it tried something, it had an identity, it had a plot, this one has none!
Now that we covered pretty much the whole plot I will say how this Star Wars is just full of plot holes, a huge disappointment and just raises too much unanswered questions... because yes it's not bad enough that they had the most uninspired story, they had to destroy also the rest of what makes a movie : The actors. No depth, no identity and no charisma. No character development whatsoever, I felt nothing for any of them really, you had nobody to get attached to and please the acting is just plain awful. Rey, she has no family anymore and apparently they won't come back for her said the orange frog in the ridiculous rip off of the cantina so : no background. Finn has no family because abducted as a baby : no background. Solo Junior is just a crybaby who swings his lightsaber everywhere when he gets angry and has family issues because God knows why and frankly I couldn't care less because he just looks like a teenager who has lost his pony so he turned into a "Sith" (I refuse to grant him the title of a Sith Lord). Poe is Jesus, coming back from the dead other than that he's just useless. Leia is back but doesn't really do anything. So we're left with Solo and Chewie who happened to come by in the movie but if they weren't we wouldn't have much left in it because they are the only entertainment we got.
Now I am sorry but you don't come up with a movie that has such a rich universe and say : that's all folks! Seriously, the title appears and the plot lines you read contains already astonishingly gaps that the movie never fills. Okay so the First Order (kind of the Empire, nothing much of a difference so I'll call it Empire) is at war against the Republic and the Rebels because... they seek Luke Skywalker?! I know this sounds silly but they have no other relevant explanations! But how did they come back in force? What the Republic was doing in 30 years? Who's in power? There's a bigger Death Star now ready to blow not 1, not 2 but 5 planets with a single shot (I am not kidding, why being imaginative when you can take a new Death Star?) and nobody cared? Luke had a student turning to the Dark side and he just rage quit, leaving no trace of him?
And this is just the beginning because a gap of 30 years is not enough, there had to be others within the movie like the Force, is that not enough that they had to kill the myth in the Phantom Menace that they had to rape it and give it to the banthas too? Now we're back to the Force is magic but hey who gives a sh*t about the Force, now you can be a coward and annoying as hell with stupid jokes but use a lightsaber just because you can (imagine Jar Jar with a lightsaber, nobody in his right mind would want that). The Force can even control your body now! A novice with no knowledge of the Force whatsoever, who said 1 hour ago that she thought it didn't exist can now use Jedi Mind Tricks, shield her mind against a so called trained Sith and use the lightsaber for the first time against the same so called trained Sith and prevail.
How did the Yoda like creature got the lightsaber? Oh "a good question but for another time" she says...?! Now the movie is making fun of me?
How did Poe survived?
And the map? Good lord what about locating the stars, the planets around the map and setting a perimeter for searching parties? Remember Obi Wan when he tries to locate Kamino? A Padawan came up with the solution. Are the Empire and the Rebels THAT stupid? Then what became of R2? Has he become senile or something? He waits for planets to be blown off, the Empire to come back and the whole galaxy to go ape sh*t before giving the map? Not that it was already obvious since he shut down when Luke left.
All of these things have no sense at all and I could go on about these useless characters such as the commander of the fleet or the commander of the stormtroopers but it's just killing me because I realize that I wanted to like this movie...
This movie treats you like a moron and almost everybody bought it, is this the future of movies? Then we're in for some troubled times... Give me Maul, Tyranicus and Vader back please! All in all it's bad and as long as these movies get high ratings we'll have to endure such garbage in the next decade... 1 star for Chewie and Harrison Ford, 1 for Star Wars effects : How shameful.