Disney Fail

Rating: 6/10 (19 December 2015)

Does anyone remember when Star Wars was first purchased by Disney and the reaction was less than positive? Well there was a reason for that. I bring you back to modern day in which Disney released their new kid- friendly version of Star Wars.
As a major lore buff, I for one was not pleased and if you have read any books or know something beyond the movies you will not be pleased either. I will go over 4 main points that will enlighten you as to why you should save your movie money for an extra Christmas gift this year:
1) Disney's Star Wars is cheesy. VERY cheesy. The acting is not great (on exception of the lovely leading lady who did an excellent job in a terrible role). There are plenty of unexplained and unnecessary points that fail connect. I believe this can be attributed to the movie being aimed at a younger audience. While it is rated PG-13, the only reason is because there is tiny little bit of blood. I would take a five year old to this movie.
*points beyond here contain MINOR spoilers that will not give away anything of significance*
2) Darth Gollum. Andy Serkis (well know for his role as Gollum in the LOTR) plays a supposedly evil character which really felt more like a dark side jar-jar binks for me. He looks and sounds like Gollum. He is supposed to be a mastermind behind this illegitimate faction that copied the Empire and built a super death-star which is basically less than unexplained before it meets a similar fate to the first two death stars.
3) Does something seem familiar about this film? Yes? Oh well that is because they stole the plot line of a New Hope and added their own twists to it. Same movie, different names. No really. Id list the points here but for those of you who choose to see it, I would rather not give away big spoilers.
4) They kill off someone (no I will not say who) that they CAN'T kill off. That is all I can say about it. You will understand if you are a lore buff.
That is all. Don't waste your time. Revenge of the Sith was still better.