Teen Wars

Rating: 1/10 (28 December 2015)

I don't read reviews before a movie. I went to watch with great enthusiasm. The appearance of Clone army in the 1st few minutes rings a bell, but OK lets see. Kylo Vader appears, impressive stop of a laser bullet by Kylo. Ah I believe it would be amazing despite the deja vus. A girl protagonist so far, I'm OK with that. A black guy clone soldier (more clone of Eddie Murphy) easily leaves the army. Eh? Rolling R2D2 hides something that the bad guys want (again)? Daisy Ridley is good as Rey, but Rey is too good at anything, even opposing a Sith lord mind? Kylo takes off the mask and a duck-face teenager appears? Luke's lightsaber blue? Teen ex-clone Eddie Murphy can use it? Another teen as Hux? Seriously? how many teens will we see in protagonistic roles? Leia and Han have not many things to say? When did the bad guys have time after episode 6 to create a new death star? How did they even appear? Supreme leader is named Snot? Spok? Ah no it is Snoke. The new death star has the same construction defect as the previous one? A non-chemistry interacial friendship-romance is it really necessary? Kylo sith lord cannot defeat anyone (even completely inexperienced teens) with the lightsaber?
All in all it is not a bad movie. We get to see everything we had missed so many years and some of the actors we liked. But after watching it so many story holes between episode6 and 7 annoy you. The myth of "power" is broken to easy pieces. And you have just given a ticket to Disney for taking a huge saga and diminishing it to some Disney-teen-harrypotter-hungergames thingy.
I would put a 6 if it was a new movie. But I put 1 for lack of vision and lack of respect for the fans/ the myth/ the saga.