Where do the professional critics get their delusions from? It's almost as if they are paid by Disney to deliver good reviews

Rating: 1/10 (25 November 2017)

Just quickly going through the most popular professional reviews makes me shudder because of either how parochially minded or ignorant these people are. The focus of this review, however, is not to draw on examples of poor reviews by critics, but I thought it would be an interesting observation I'd like to mention at the start of this.
My main problem with the movie is that there are literally no likable characters within it - and this is down to the poor writing and directing. Even characters like Han Solo and Princess Leia, who are conjointly part of everyone's favourite star wars characters amongst all of the movies are not particularly likable in this film. For example, in the trailer for this movie, I remember being euphoric from witnessing Han Solo and Chewbacca enter the Millennium Falcon with the accompanying quote "Chewie, we're home"; but while watching the movie, your mind doesn't make that same connection because of the clearly evident lack of depth and poorly paced film that this is.
I personally felt little connection to the main characters - it felt like they were designed to appeal to children through the rather cringe worthy one-liner jokes mainly, and also to the politically correct culture, instead of to anyone willing to be captivated again by the Star Wars universe where storytelling is the central focus, not a rushed disjointed reiteration of certain elements of the fourth movie in the saga.
It emulates branding; as if it were a product of a company straight off the assembly line. You have your BB8 figurines, which are your guaranteed post-theatre income from all the children waiting to get their hands on them; you have the standard shallow special effects and imagery which is the agent to lure people into the cinemas and you also have specific nuances within the film, tailored to perpetuate the modern Disney ideas and beliefs into the Star Wars universe with aim to indoctrinate younger children who obviously don't see through this. If it possessed any decent plot or story, then I wouldn't think like this.
These are specific elements in which I found striking, and tried to have a unique look on the film without going into the obvious and truthful 'Mary Sue', and terrible acting critiques.
One thing that has really bugged me over the past couple of years since this film was the death of Han Solo. I felt that such a legendary character shouldn't have had such a send off at the hands of such an incompetent and unworthy production and direction team. Part of me is still convinced that Han Solo hasn't died. That's probably because I really do not associate this film with actual Star Wars - at the hands of George Lucas; this film is merely an amateurish parody of a New Hope that isn't worthy enough of being a sequel of the original trilogy. It angers me that this storyline is canon in the Star Wars universe as the golden original trilogy which everyone loved, for whom this era has used its characters, deserve to have a more than adequate script and story supporting them.
This film truly breaks my heart, and is potentially an archetype for the corporate storytelling that is yet to fully mobilise in this current day and age.