A brief rundown of the plot

Rating: 3/10 (2 February 2016)

PLOT: While looking for Luke Skywalker an asthmatic stormtrooper defects in search of a cute girlfriend. Pursued by Bane, the girl steals the Millennial Falcon and together the millennial crew fly across the galaxy in search of 'green'. Without a navigation app they end up going in circles and land in various parts of England before she is captured by Bane and taken to a Death Star so big you will forget the other ones even existed. Then a Cylon stormtrooper also decides to defect and shuts down the base's shields to help them. But not before the base drains the sun of its power ends up blowing up their own galaxy because it has no sun anymore. In the end R2-D2 wakes up and it turns out it was all a dream as they discover Luke was hiding on an island just off the coast of England all along. J.J. Abrams directs.