Worst Star Wars film.

Rating: 1/10 (26 December 2015)

The film starts off with Max Von Sydow dying after 1 minute of screen time (he was probably paid 7 digits to appear).
Then, I watched A New Hope for the second time this year. Though strangely, Luke had become a girl.
It's the same as Episode IV. Han's Death was not very interesting, Kylo Ren is the worst villain I've ever seen. They rebuild the Death Star for the third time in forty years, not pausing to wonder what they could change so it doesn't get blown up again. But this time they make it ten times bigger in ten times less time.
Han and Leia's split up feels forced. If your son goes rogue, you don't leave your wife forever to go smuggle in space. Han is King of Alderaan, he shouldn't go back to smuggling.
Rey learns what takes Luke six years in ten seconds. Literally. After learning how to force trick... without knowing the force exists for sure, and never seeing it before, she manages to convince James Bond the Stormtrooper to untie her (after three tries, where Daniel Craig gives a static and boring delivery of his lines).
Rey and Finn are boring characters, and appallingly written. Finn makes typical "black stereotype" jokes that made me cringe and give me the feeling the writer is racist.
Kylo Ren gets beaten by a teenage girl and a binman. That binman conveniently knows how to destroy a machine so big that it's about ten times the size of the second death star, which is slightly smaller than our Earth. It has it's own ecosystem! Awful film, boycott the next ones.