Star Wars Porn - Rey Does Dagobah

Rating: 1/10 (17 December 2015)

Shallow cliché rehashed scenes from the original trilogy intended to just get you off - leaves you feeling unsatisfied and a little dirty. John Williams music serves the appropriate backdrop of bow chicka bow bow. Does a Death Star turn you on? How bout a really big Super Death Star? Just destroy me baby. Are you there yet? Almost... there? Don't worry, we have Han Solo playing the pool boy saying all the right lines that you like. Yeah, someone even has daddy issues. Oh, and there's plenty of pointless light saber smacking. Thank you sir may I have another. I can't wait for the next Star Wars installment: Deep Space - Rey Does Dagobah. You know you want to watch.