Action Hero = Movie ZERO

Rating: 5/10 (30 March 2016)

Watching this movie is like seeing my childhood love-of-my-life girlfriend as a today fat, rude, ugly, broke, farting grandma'... It is not just a low-price copy of an work of art, it is a teenage movie with lasers. The Star Wars series had such a planetary success because it is something else but a mindless go-for-the-people's-money action hero movie. You destroyed the poetry, the romance, the elegance, the philosophical view of the life. The FORCE is reduced to a run-of-the-mill cheap spell, easy for everybody to reach and use if they just closed their eyes and tremble a little. The lines are constrained and cheap pub humor is sprinkled around like bird-poop on the alley. You took an van Gogh painting and turned it into a child draw. I hope you are satisfied with the profits, because you killed the art and the magic in the process. SHAME ON YOU!! You broke my heart and my dreams.