The Spoiler is.. it's awful.. Heart breakingly awful.

Rating: 1/10 (29 December 2015)

Oh man, I wasn't expecting a giant narrsty computer generated Gollum as the Supreme Leader, (just found out he was played by the same guy!).. that Solo's son stuff was really weak, why was he following the dark side when granddad Vader had turned good? To be fair he was a really useless bad guy, smashing up computers in a childish tantrum with his retrograde sabre, he should never have taken the helmet off, or never put one on in the first place as it proved to be pointless. . Plus after all his training in the force, by Luke (?)!) (he even stopped a lazer beam with the force, them he got beat by Rey who had never used the force or a lightsaber before?! How would that happen? 'The force was strong' with Luke in the originals but Vader would've kicked his butt had he not had top training from Yoda. Luke needed years of training.. . The story felt far too rushed, yet another death star, 'but stronger coz it's a planet'? Like no none would notice the big gaping hole for a massive gun the size of Europe? Just as vulnerable to a xwing fighters as the first death star.. yaawwwnarama! . Why was Luke just chillin on an island whilst billions of innocents died & he was more than willing to lay down his life for the Rebellion before? . The neurotic yelling by the two lead actors did nothing to sooth the disjointed editing between scenes. It was akin to watching Keira Knightly having a fit whilst Eddie Murphy misfires jokes around her. . Ford looked like he should have been in bed, and Carrie.. talking out of her nose. . Heartbreakingly bad. . One of the weakest scenes in any star wars movie: Solo cornered between a Scottish band of bounty hunters and Asian bounty hunters, saved by giant rolling aliens, Indiana Jones in space? Like a scene edited out of the pilot episode for Red Dwarf, just a cheap idea. Did they survey children visiting Disneyland to get ideas for this? . 3 people at the end fighting with light sabres that chopped down trees, all 3 got clocked full on, and not even a finger was lost. + why didn't Leah become a Jedi? + why the heck wasn't there a war years ago with the Republic/ resistance to stop the rise of the 1st order? and couldn't they get better actors and script writers.. and .. why aren't the majority of reviews here registering on the overall rating - 8.6 at the moment, my maths isn't as bad as my grammar - I can see the average rating is 4.