GOD, what a LAME, STUPID, pointless action movie

Rating: 1/10 (30 December 2015)

THIS IS THE HIGHEST GROSSING MOVIE!?!? *spoilers*** One half of the cast is so old that they can't act anymore, the other half is so young they haven't learned HOW to act yet and all they create are 2 dimensional characters, IN A 3D MOVIE!!! the dialogue was full of clunky exposition, every scene with the old actors was cringe-worthy. the scene with kylo ren and han solo on the bridge was the strangest thing I've ever seen, it looked like it was out of a high school film class. PLEASE raise your hand if you honestly didn't know EXACTLY what was going to happen as soon as he went on the bridge the main villain was about as intimidating as my grandma, and every time something went wrong he just threw a hissy fit. the older generation got darth freaking vader, and we get this whiny weasel the visuals were so boring and uninspired, the action scenes looked like EVERY OTHER MOVIE, you could literally take scenes from star trek instead and no one could tell the difference. EVERY EMOTIONAL SCENE, whether it was kylo ren and even Luke skywalker at the end, IT SHOWED THEIR BLANK FACE FOR 10 GOD DAMN SECONDS!!! PEOPLE IN MY THEATRE WERE CRACKING UP!!! and THE WORST OF THE WORST was the final CLIMACTIC BATTLE! apparently in order to overcome kylo rens LIFETIME of training, all the main character needed to do was close her eyes AND TAKE A FUDGING NAP, and suddenly she is now fully trained.
and in the VERY NEXT SCENE, R2D2 wakes up and he SUDDENLY knows what they've been looking for THE ENTIRE FUDGING MOVIE, and all he needed to do was take a nap!!! what master storytelling! It is truly beyond me how this film is rated one of the top 40 movies of all time with an 8.7 rating, and transformers has a 2.7. ITS THE SAME GOD DAMN MOVIE. at one point THE GODFATHER was the highest grossing film of all time, but now we have reached the pinnacle of cinema. Where the best acting in a movie is done by a freaking robot.
Honestly, the only reason this movie has made any money is because of the foundation it was built on, and jj abrams just built a moldy wooden shack on top of it.