Lazy Bantha Fodder

Rating: 1/10 (29 December 2015)

If you haven't seen the movie, don't. If you have, there is a balm. Watch Episode IV (again) as soon as you can. There you will see a masterpiece of cinema that changed filmmaking forever. It inspired millions for generations. A Hew Hope has pacing, galactic scope, tension building, memorable characters, and a powerful spirit. Even the flawed prequels retain scope and vision. The story arc of Episodes 1 through 6 is about the corruption of Anakin Skywalker from childhood and his eventual redemption in death through the efforts of his children. The series has not one, but two of the most memorable villains in storytelling history: Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine.
Episode 7 has none of these elements. The plot tries to recycle the original, with none of the artistry. The sets are out of place, the acting amateurish, and the camera angles and composition make the galaxy seem small. The rules of the established universe no longer apply to the Force or the galaxy's technology, politics, and economy. The pathetic character of Finn is abusive. And worst of all, the treatment of the original characters is unforgivable.
The villains in the movie are laughable. The true villains of The Force Awakens are JJ Abrams and the Disney machine. Con-artists without peer.