Worst movie ever

Rating: Null/10 (8 June 2019)

It has been a very long time since I saw a movie this bad and one might say that it is somewhat unfair that I write a review of it without having watched all of it. Yes, I deleted the file mid-way. Then again, I do not need to have taken nausea medicine to know it was a bad idea and I do not wish to lose any more time to this terrible remake.
I was only motivated to write after reading the inordinate number of glowing critic reviews about this payola fave. This reboot has no redeeming qualities at all. I cannot even wrap my head around the view that it is so bad that it is funny.
A comedy should invoke laughter or at least a giggle or two: the best I could manage was roll my eyes at the shorthaired Mary Sue.