Good Film Except A Few Missing Elements

Rating: 1/10 (17 March 2019)

Like
A single good actor or actress
A story
Any sense
Any idea about the Star Wars universe
A single pretty girl I want to look at with nice hair or nice body
Any instance of the story giving a toss about the teachings of the Jedi
etc etc etc
Why did people watch this film? Mr Rip Off Abrams must have a hold on people (spell?) or on the Hollywood brass (incriminating photos??).