The Farce Awakens - Directed by Jar Jar Abrams // PC Stamped by Disney

Rating: 1/10 (25 December 2015)

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If you liked Star Wars because of its imagination, story, and depth; then you will hate this movie. If you like disnified dialogue, flashy CGI, rehashed story line, shallow characters, no climax, and a politically correct relations; then this movie is for you.
This is not Star Wars. This is an expensive fan-fiction film, and a bad one at that. The whole plot is rehashed from episode IV (in a very bad way). The character relations are rushed and shallow. The acting is very mediocre, it's like you're watching a Disney show. Even John William's new music is pretty boring and forgettable, which is a first.
Kylo Ren (villian) - started off very good in the first scene, but then as the movie progressed it portrayed him as a emo punk kid who everybody disrespected, which was okay until he took his mask off.
Rey - a scavenger who deep down is secretly a super-mechanic (who would of thought she knew the inner workings of the millennium falcon better than Han Solo?) and an inexperienced skilled swordsman who obviously has no problem defeating Kylo Ren... Sorry Obi-wan, all these years of training as a Jedi was pointless because wonder-woman can defeat skilled force users with absolutely no training.
Finn - A loser and a coward with no self-respect. Is he supposed to be the funny guy in the film? I can't really tell.
Han Solo - the only redeeming character in the whole film but then gets demoted under wonder-woman and supermechanic Rey. And then walks into an obvious trap in the end and gets killed like a bitch by his emo son.
Maz Kanata - Who is she again?! Besides having one of the ugliest and cheesiest costumes in Star Wars history, and an annoying voice.
Poe - Good actor but heavily underutilized by giving him cheesy lines and a role that's not clear in the film. Is a he a superpilot or spy reconnaissance agent?
Luke - Easiest paycheck he ever received.
Did I mention that there is a new death star that is 10X the size, but is 10X easier to blowup than the first death star? Yeah sure...
Good bye Star Wars - you had a good run! Even the phantom menace with all its bad actors and screen writing seemed like a masterpiece compared to this poodoo.