A Movie Worshipped by Plebes

Rating: 1/10 (22 January 2016)

Original Review (Short): This movie is not a remake, but a simple rehash of the original trilogy. Star Wars Force Awakens has the same plot as Star Wars New Hope. It follows the same format. This movie is complete garbage. Star Wars fans should be angered that they are getting cheated, but they are just too $tupid to realize it. Fans praised this movie as Disney butchered Star Wars Expanded Universe, and replaced it with this cr@p. Star Wars Force Awakens is not a creative film, but a cash grab. Disney is wh@ring Star Wars, so brace yourself.Things are about to get worse. P.S. J.J. Abrams is a complete hack. He basically resold you the same sh@t. This time Abrams just added fancy visuals to entertain the plebes. Only idiots would praise this film. This movie has absolutely no substance. Update: My review was deleted,because I hurt somebody's feelings. Objective Review (Short):
Star Wars Force Awakens is a rips-off of the original trilogy. It does not offer anything new. The plot is simply a rehash. I honestly really don't care about rip-offs, but this movie has so many problems. Star Wars Force Awakens has a poorly written story and characters. It lacks anything positive. The only thing the film has going for it is the visuals. This movie meant only to impress plebes. Star Wars Force Awakens is a cash grab. Many users already ranted about this abomination. What else there is to say. This movie ruined the way I see Star Wars being. If J.J. Abrams has trouble with coming up with a plot. He could have simply adapted many stories from the Star Wars Expanded Universe (Ex.Darth Bane). Star Wars Force Awakens is a missed opportunity. Postives: 1.Visuals. Negatives: 1. Rehashed Plot. 2.Poorly written story & characters 3. Rey vs Kylo Ren Fight was absolutely $tupid. Rey with no training in the Jedi Arts, was able to defeat a high level master. It absolutely makes no sense. J.J. Abrams simply took this idea from the Star Wars Expanded Universe. This fight scene is a definite ripoff of Jaina Solo vs Darth Caedus 4. Han Solo pointlessly dying because the plot required it. P.S. I have a confession to make. I did not see this movie in theaters. I saw this movie online for free. Basically I ripoff J.J. Abrams, just like how he ripoff you. :p