A Soulless Cash Grab

Rating: 1/10 (8 April 2016)

What an original, well-made piece of art this is. Isn't it exciting to see brand new Star Wars films being made?
I can't wait to see two Star Wars spin off films released every year, just like Marvel are doing.
I can't wait to see more female and non-white characters shoved in for the sake of promoting diversity.
I can't wait for them to destroy even more of the original canon and replace it with more glaring plot holes.
Thank you, modern Hollywood. Thank you for raping my childhood on a pedestal, for all the world to see.
P.S. The Rogue One trailer is abysmal. If you watch it between 0:39 and 0:42 it looks like Mary Sue is getting funky with herself.