Belongs on Disney XD after Power Rangers

Rating: Null/10 (28 December 2015)

THE FIRST MOVIE THAT I DEMANDED MY MONEY BACK--AND I GOT IT!
There are 10 million things wrong with this movie. They totally Disney-fied it--TFA belongs on Disney XD after Power Rangers, not on the silver screen. The entire internet is now nothing but spam bots and sell-outs praising an Episode 4 raping better titled as "A New Hype".
This will go down as the worst Stars Wars until 8 and 9 come out. I remember when TPM came out people were crying--literally full-on tear-streaming--and that had Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, and Darth Maul. This movie stars random unknowns confused about whether they are on stage doing a play (white girl, Ridley) or a Nickelodeon comedy-skit (black guy, Boyega).
Spoiler Free Breakdown on the Suck-age:
1 - No cool villains at all: only STUPID INCOMPETENT Disney villains.
2 - No heroes: only ultra lucky/randomly successful Disney bumblers.
3 - No story from Ep 6: it's like Vader/Luke/Han retired of old age after Ep 5 and The Emperor is just still around but he got senile and really stupid-looking.
4 - No writing: Everything randomly happens and appears. The characters even have jokes about it.
5 - No more Sci-Fi: Nothing makes even George-Lucas sense. Pointless machines (one the size of a planet), no advancement in technology. No A-wings, B-wings, Y-wings, freighters, command ships, or cool looking shuttles. If anything they went backwards from Ep 5, not forward 30 years from Ep 6.
6 - Original trio never on screen together: Not even 1 second or a worthy flashback. No one even knows them as a trio. It's like Episodes 4-6 were just a completely dried-out/stale inside joke between granny Leia and Han.
7 - The Force doesn't make any sense: Doesn't work like any of the other movies. Apparently it now just randomly makes you win or lose--nothing to train or study. Sometimes you have it, other times you don't.
8 - Lots of poor CGI: THEY LIED.
9 - The worst lightsabre battles of the series: Prepare for blurry/eye-hurting jump-cuts slapped together.
10 - Stormtroopers aren't elite--in fact they aren't even soldiers anymore: Many of them now spend their time doing random chores you thought the Navy peons or a captured slave or droid would do.
It was so bad it would have been better if Lucas remade Howard the Duck starring Jar Jar--literally. I came out of the theatre wishing the movie had starred/dir. by Kevin Smith and was called The Revenge of Cockknocker.
Cockknocker is levels cooler than everything in this movie put together--and I hate Kevin Smith and that movie (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back).
At this point, only a full retcon like Wolverine: Origins (an ironically vastly-superior movie compared to this Jar Jar Abrams turd) can resurrect the franchise.
Star Wars is DEAD.