In brief: same old, but who cares?

Rating: 7/10 (17 December 2015)

Let me keep this to the essentials.
Is it worth seeing? Yes.
Will it change your life? No.
Is it better than Eps I-III? Yes.
Is it better than Eps IV-VI? No.
What's particularly awesome? Han Solo, super fast pace, retro chic, sound effects.
What's particularly lame? Kylo Ren, British accents galore, lazy story, too much deja-vu.
Totally worth the ticket and tons of fun if you don't expect the time of your life.