What an awful film

Rating: 1/10 (15 September 2006)

I want 90 minutes of my life back! This is quite possibly THE worst film I have ever seen. What made it so terrible you may ask? Shall we start at the beginning where sound quality was so bad that it was near impossible to hear what any of the woeful actors were saying. There was obviously NO editing, as character development scenes were painfully long and pointless (although a good opportunity to make a cuppa!). The "5 hot chicks" were average, and if you're hoping for a bit of skin you'll be disappointed, as the best on offer is a passably attractive girl in skimpy shorts, fleeing for her life for about 10mins at most. The plot is barely existent, the filming dreadful, and there are simply not enough negative adjectives to describe this film. Did someone mention that this was made with "just" $35 million US? That would have to be the most destructive use of money since the "eat a tapeworm to lose weight" campaign in the 60's! I will finish by saying, I would rather eat the contents of my cat's litter tray than see this movie again.