Fart Jokes and Gumby and Ewoks...Oh No!

Rating: 1/10 (1 April 2000)

The cutesy Ewoks alone drag this disappointment into the gutter, but wait, there's more! Boba Fett's embarrassing death, the teddy-bear behind Darth Vader's mask, Chewbacca's Tarzan yell (is there a more efficient way of totally destroying my belief in the events of the film?), unfunny hijinks in the Ewok village...ugh. If not for the confrontation between Luke, Vader, and the Emperor, I would have given this a zero, were it possible. Too bad the Millennium Falcon wasn't destroyed in the final cut; it would have given at least a little weight to this utter anticlimax.