THIS IS WHY STAR WARS IS BETTER THAN TITANIC

Rating: 10/10 (16 July 1999)

Titanic is BIG, but it doesn't have a "Hyperdrive"

Star Wars's got a lot better toys.

Yoda would have used the force to take the Titanic out of the sea.

Leia is a princess, senator, fighter of the freedom, and wits. Rose is just a spoiled rich girl.

The Ewoks make better parties than any "first class" on deck.

If you fly to the Titanic, Wedge wouldn't say "Look at the size of that thing" seriously.

Is much scarier being chased in a ship by a madman with a lightsaber than an a**hole with a gun.

The admirals with big eyes don't lose their ships.

We know that Cal is a bad guy because he cheats inferior people and treats his girlfriend as if she were his own. We know that Darth Vader is a bad guy because he strangles people and blows planets away whenever he feels to.

Yes!!, Leonardo DiCaprio can dance, but, can he fly an X-wing?.

Rose faces freezed water to rescue her boyfriend. Leia faces Jabba The Hutt.

Two Words: John Williams.

There's always enough escape pods on Star Wars.

If Luke was handcuffed in one of the room of a sinking ship, he would've used the force to get the key.

What do you prefer: * To have sex on an old car inside ship's warehouse watching the ceiling. * To have sex on an Corellian Cruiser watching the stars.

Rose words "i'd rather be a whore than be your wife" is not as cool as Leia's words "i'd rather kiss a wookie".

Chewacca would've pull the arms out of their sockets to the irish boat guards.

Han is frozen in carbonite and used as a trophy in the wall. Jack is only frozen.

Everybody knew that the ship was going to sink. But who would've thought "Luke, I am your father".

Han Solo would've dodge the stupid iceberg with no trouble.

Carbon Fuel Vs. Energy Reactors ...... PLEEEAAASE!!!.