The Sith Are Glorious

Rating: 10/10 (18 January 2020)

The path to salvation is to tread the dark side my young apprentices. The Rise Of Skywalker brings you in and replenishes the coffers of the temple of the sith by a billion dollars adding to the billions from previous installments since our ascension to the throne of Star Wars.
The Jedi are dead, their former followers converted and subverted to my church and there is more to come (stand by for the announcement of a new trilogy in 2021). My strongest apprentice JJ will be there and we will continue our expansion across the galaxy (sign up for Disney+ today!).
Contrary to false reports JJ's relationship with his starlet Diasy is not a source of anger for us. We advocate for free association and the unity of our apprentice siths everywhere.
The Rise Of Skywalker cements the death of the disgusting religion for the fools, the force, and enshrines our dominance. Watch it, watch it again and then buy it again.
It is that glorious..
Hail.