Star Wars!!!! Nothing but Star Wars!!!! The Rise of the Hot Mess

Rating: 1/10 (20 December 2019)

Ok I got a screener and sorry to rate this so bad but this is a turkey aka "stinker"!! I thought at one point I was watching "Battlefield Earth". The acting is all over acting and even the veterans like Harrison Ford and Mark Hamill are just one word - AWFUL! Maybe not their fault but the storyline is impossible to follow. I spent half of the first part of the movie on my phone barely paying attention.
Segway to the 2nd half, and i'm seeing all this barrage of Star Wars mockery complete with the John Williams theme (does not fit). They should have interjected Bill Murray's "Star Wars, Nothing but Star Wars" song from SNL because that would fit the laughable mishmash of scenes that absolutely do not connect - do not make sense and insult even an average Star Wars fan. This is such a train wreck I can't even begin!
Then the "shocker" plot "twist" that Rey is Palpatine's Granddaughter?! Say what? Who came up with this garbage? The last half of the film I was laughing at all the scenes and it was just so so bad. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Nothing was coherent or lined up or again made any sense along with Palpatine being back and doing all the clique phrases he did in the previous episodes which is WHY this is such a MOCKERY of Star Wars. It's like they are "roasting" themselves and smoked weed writing the entire blitz.
I may watch again as a drinking game playing Bill Murray's version as my soundtrack in the background. That is the only way this large oooozing turkey is watchable. What a freaking MESS!!
Good to see that most of the reviews concur with me. What a waste of money and time for all involved!