The force isn't strong in this one

Rating: 5/10 (1 February 2020)

I'm not gonna pretend that the last two movies were masterpieces, but I thought they were solid and passible. Not this one though. JJ Abrams probably thought to himself "hey, I forgot to develop my characters, so I'll put like one or two sences doing so. Oh yeah, and I'll throw in even more forgettable characters and not develop them." I do not give a crap about the new characters let alone on main ones. It has the Micheal Bay style of storytelling where action scenes are prioritized over plot and character development. Adimmitatly, some of the action scenes are pretty fun to watch, at least until you realise that's all there is. The plot is just stupid, I feel like I lost a few brain cells. It the most stupid fan fiction anime plot I have ever seen in recent years. This includes plot points such as "Emperor Palpatine was alive the whole time even though he clearly died in Return of the Jedi" and "Kylo Ren dies, but not before giving Rei a kiss." The only character I genuinely enjoyed watching was C3PO, who was the only one not affected by the zombie apocalypse if you know what I'm saying. Just don't bother with this one, it's not worth anyone's time.