Skywalker sucks

Rating: 3/10 (22 April 2020)

I liked Rey's armpit hair, it means the actress herself is hairy and that is exciting me more than The Rise of Skywalker could ever do. The story has its failures and plot holes. It is stupid and cursed after the Illuminati ritually butchered Debbie Reynolds and her daughter irl. The failure of star wars is now the fault of Disney. Mickey mouse leads to Britney Spears and the music industry: the media really is the Empire.