Corporate Storytelling

Rating: 1/10 (19 December 2019)

This is what you get when you are more concerned with selling products and virtue signalling then telling a good story. The Disney Star Wars movies are so uninteresting, lazy, idiotic, pandering and uncompelling. It's as if they had no outline for this story and stupidly tried to use the older movies as templates. I've never seen a story arch without an arch. Main characters without any real motivation. Even bad films still try to follow a plot, Rise of Skywalker on the other hand... I have no idea what they were thinking or if they we're thinking at all. Rey is an even bigger Mary Sue than ever. She is pretty much in God mode which makes nothing dramatic since she can overcome any conflict with ease. Kylo is still stupid and evil without any reasons and the other characters have nothing else to do. You can remove some of these characters and it won't make a difference or be noticeable. The prequels were garbage, the disney sequels are even worse. Stop giving Disney your hard earned money, they don't deserve it.