PEOPLE NEED TO CHILL OUT! THIS ISN'T ABOUT CHRIST'S SECOND COMING

Rating: 10/10 (3 January 2020)

There's nothing immensely wrong with this movie for it to receive such a lot of crappy (pardon my language) reviews! It's really bewildering. The more I think of it the more this insane phenomenon of "trash reviewing" comes across to me as some sort of psychiatric dementia out of the pages of one of Freud's books. This can truly only be a bizarre side effect of the too much social network use our world has been immersed in! Clearly this isn't Oscar material. But coming to think of it, I can't recall of a single Star Wars movie to which a best movie Oscar, best actor or at least best screenplay was awarded. This is evidently a big budget movie which was designed with the primordial intent (apart from the market issue) of providing entertainment. And that it certainly does! This movie is extremely beautiful looking, thrilling and definitely better than most of this super hero formula thing we tend to get every month. However the so called fans will claim anything in order to bury any merit that could be derived from this production. It's like they're on some holy crusade against big corporations such as Disney, failing to realize that the reason Star Wars was sold to a big player like Disney in the first place was because George Lucas felt terribly disheartened about producing further movies after his prequel trilogy got so much pummeling from this same saint crusaders fan movement. These people will say anything in order to make the flick look like a poorly contrived piece of "fan fiction" mustered up be a four year old boy, such as affirming:
I- The trilogy clearly wasn't planned from the "get go". Apparently not indeed and it could possibly have benefited from a holistic initial view of the whole, but, come on! The same thing could be said of the "Original Trilogy", that one whose flaws are always systematically overlooked. The original movies presented us with crazy twists , such as: Vader being Luke's father, Leia suddenly becoming Luke's sister (they had kissed for Pete's sake!), the emperor's appearance being dramatically retconned with the skip from movie V to VI, amongst other things.
II- A lot of the things in these movies are made up in a way so that Disney can sell a lot of toys and videogames. So what? There's always been a huge public that loves Star Wars toys and games. This dumb argument sounds almost as if coming from a socialist's mind imbued with a deep need of screwing up the capitalists' way of doing things. What the heck? And these same people complain about these movies having some sort of social inclusion agenda or the so called propaganda. Aren't communists supposed to like that anyway?
III- Disney killed off my childhood heroes Luke, Leia and Han! What did you expect? The actors that portrayed these characters were basically catapulted out from retirement with contracts that I can only imagine were extremely convincing in financial terms. Did you think their characters were to live forever, aged as they were? It was actually impressive the studios managed to get these actors invested back in these characters they hadn't played for years nor probably had any hopes they'd ever play them again and, in the end, deliver to the public quite satisfying performances.
For the love of god, get a girlfriend!