trilogy like a bad Santos cartoon

Rating: 1/10 (3 May 2020)

The Disney Star Wars trilogy is like a (really bad) Santos cartoon.
Santos is a series of Mexican cartoons of the 90's made by Jis and Trino. With the help of a little weed and most probably something more, they made hilarious stories about a Mexican wrestler-hero named Santos.
Jis would do a vignette line, then set up the last vignette so Trino could start the next line. Trino would set up Jis at his last vignette and so on. The result was hilarious as each new part upped the last one, like a competition.
In this trilogy, we have the same thing happen but inversely and with disastrous results. JJ Abrams makes an Episode IV rehash and sets up the stage for Rian. Rian takes this stage, destroys all, and makes a worse movie. Then JJ comes to pick up the rubble and does whatever he can to make an even worse one. Maybe they could have used more "external help" like Jis and Trino.
If this trilogy destroyed your love of Star Wars, don't despair. Look for the Santos cartoons and recover your hope for the human race.