The STUPIDEST PILE OF CRAP EVER MADE.......

Rating: 1/10 (31 January 2020)

IMDB is so annoying. They deleted my first, detailed review of this film-- probably because I made fun of Social Justice clowns or advocated watching other videos that prove just how bad this franchise truly is. They also deleted my review about fitness-challenged people on another show(is that PC enough for you, cry babies?).
Anyway, this movie literally has like 200 plot points that make NO SENSE.
Palpatine returns? Just lazy, and utterly cringe-inducing. He now looks like the Moonface killer from Masters of Horror, and lamer than ever. He hides an entire fleet of star destroyers under some hidden planet's surface, and then slams it up through the crust. We then find out that no one knows how to fly "up".
Bill Ray Palpatine(Mary Sue) can just do everything-- so I don't even know why we needed a trilogy for this. She is a master pilot, master Jedi, granddaughter of a Sith who is not really tempted much, she can float, fly, read minds, teleport objects, and any other nonsense imaginable. Great....
Ghost Jedi can do anything in the real world now, and everyone runs out of space fuel(a concept never mentioned in SW before). We find out that Holdo's lightspeed crash in the last movie was a one in a million shot, so that was random. There are literally horses riding on starships in space(WTF???). Weird women and social justice gurus abound everywhere, as does some insane theme about girl power in this ridiculous excuse for a trilogy of sequels. Leia was powerful in the other movies, and Mon Mothma, but apparently they just aren't as cool as purple-haired people or girls who sabotage Fin's attempts to save everyone, while spouting cliche lines about hope and love.
You have to find some map on a knife, with another thing that leads to another thing that leads to this hidden planet where Snoke cloans are being pumped out apparently. Ray steals Luke's story and his name, and the whole thing ends with me wondering what the hell is this crap????????????????
THIS IS NOT CANON, AND NEVER WILL BE, to real SW Fans. I am not that hard to please-- this whole thing has simply been ruined by idiots at Disney and PC professors of teeth-gnashing idiocy. The plots are terrible, the ideas are recycled, and the physics and reasoning are worse than that of a 7 year old who wants cookies at bed time.
DON'T GIVE DISNEY ANYMORE OF YOUR MONEY, FOLKS!!! They were once great with their classic movies and cartoons, but this is the stupidest garbage ever produced, while they throw it at you with a straight face-- Just stupid.