They're all right. All of the 5-star reviews.

Rating: 5/10 (5 January 2020)

Predictable, tons of references that are probably a tip of the hat to actual Star Wars fans, but they're backfiring. This is an action film on a Star Wars set. And there is actually stuff forced (get it..?) in there, that just doesn't belong. I am not a patriarch or some simple-minded dude, but I really don't need a bunch of female Star Destroyer Admirals, kissing girls or anything like it. That stuff just doesn't belong into Star Wars. In the end I was even joking that they squeeze in a transsexual storm-trooper who converts to Hinduism and all of the main characters applaud his/her decision. Jesus, what a weird Star Wars movie.