Wish I could give it a 0

Rating: 1/10 (19 December 2019)

If you're not really into Star Wars and don't know much about it, I'd recommend this film for you, I guess. It's got great special effects and good cinematography, but lacks a good, logical story and, obviously, Star Wars logic. This is more like some kind of superhero or MCU movie. Some things that I've just witnessed should never happen in Star Wars. Let me set them (or the ones I remember) straight:
1. Rey can do whatever she wants with the Force. I don't know why there even was a Jedi Academy or Temple. Why did anyone need a Master? Rey can see someone basically do something and do it, too. She hasn't had enough training and can even stop ships from flying away, or lift a bunch of really heavy rocks (TLJ) without too much effort. I mean, if anyone watches any other SW movie that aren't Disney's you can clearly see that it takes effort and lots of training to move ONE heavy object, but she does it as if she was older and wiser than Yoda himself. She startes healing people mid movie without ever practicing it. If anyone can do, she can do it too. Oh, did I forget to mention that Ben saw her healing powers and now he could do it too? Awesome! Amazing idea! How were Anakin, Luke and every other Jedi so incompetent that they couldn't learn how to do that by just observing? How did Anakin become so obsessed with saving PadmÃ© if he could just do THAT?
2. The Emperor's death. Firstly, I don't know what the hell she was sucking from both Rey and Ben, but it regenerated him like if they were water to thirst. Then this dude gets rid of Ben and uses Force Lightning on Rey the same way he used on Master Windu. HE DID THE EXACT SAME THING, and had the same exact result. Like, what? The most powerful Sith we've encountered in all 9 movies can't learn from the one mistake that deformed him? How is that any reasonable? He being in this movie is just nonsense and not worthy of a Star Wars movie or even a mediocre writer. This man just wasted like 40 years of planning just to get beaten the same way Mace Windu had before done it before and by a girl that has barely had any training at all.
3. The way the Resistance won. Oh, wow. I just saw Avengers: End Game again. I think it's a remake.The EXACT same thing. Everyone started coming for one final battle in which no one important died. So, it's not even the same thing, it's worse.
4. Rey and Ben can still Skype without Snoke or Palpatine, and they now can teleport things to one another... AWESOME! They have a postal service between themselves. I mean, wow. That's like the worst idea ever. "What do you need, Ben? I can get it for you." "Oh, boy. A lightsaber would be great right now." Give me a break.
5. Force Ghosts are now useless. She's the only one that can stop the First Order (or Final Order in this case) and she can't get a hold of them. No training, no tips or advice, no anything. They're on vacation. Why would you even become a Force Ghost then? Why don't you just die normally instead? I mean, if you're not helping her train or advicing her then you're better off dead. They're useless Jedi wisdom. Obi-Wan told Vader: "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." So sad that that was a lie. She was begging for them to help her, basically. They most likely were pranking her. Oh, I'm sure they'll come up with an excuse in book or comic, but they're not fooling me. They s*** the bed on that one.
I deeply regret watching any of these films. To me they're not Canon and never will be. Remake this trilogy or you just lost a fan forever. I'm out.