I needed a lobotomy after watching this movie

Rating: 1/10 (9 June 2020)

This movie is a disgrace to the star wars franchise. I wasn't expecting a masterpiece considering both the last jedi and the force awakens were pretty much unwatchable, but I managed to be twenty times more shocked and disgusted with this movie than I ever expected to be. I could have gone my entire life without that Kylo Ren makeout scene. Pretty sure the whole theater heard me gag. And while we're at it, let's discuss that Carrie Fisher tribute. Some tribute that was. Killing Leia off and having her vanish into mid-air? for what? So we can watch these mediocre, shallow characters that nobody cares about run around in circles fighting each other for five minutes and then hopping to the next planet to fight again and again and again? By the time the end credits started rolling, I felt like I was being put out of my misery. Real star wars fans know that this movie is nothing but a steaming pile of garbage. It doesn't feel like star wars anymore, if that makes sense. The prequels may not be the best movies ever made, but at least they have that classic star wars feel. This movie doesn't. The characters are dull. The saber battles suck. The dialogue is dreadful. The villain is useless. The twist is lame. The ending was the best part because that meant I was finally about to be free of the torture.