Revenge of the Phantom Velociraptors

Rating: 1/10 (31 May 2020)

Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
Summary.
1. Stuff Happens.
2. HAN DIES
Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi
Summary.
1. Stuff Happens.
2. LUKE DIES
Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker
Summary.
1. Stuff Happens.
2. LEIA DIES
Passing the torch to a new generation doesn't mean the torchbearer has to die. Every single time.
HOLLYWOOD...it can't be bargained with...it can't be reasoned with...it doesn't feel PITY, or REMORSE, or FEAR...and it absolutely WILL NOT STOP.