I was wrong...

Rating: 1/10 (20 December 2019)

I underestimated Disney after the Last Jedi. I thought they couldn't possibly make a worse movie than that but I was wrong. I'll just state the positives and negatives as I see them:
Positives

Its not a boring movie - while The Last Jedi caused me to literally fall asleep at least this one was a lot more dynamic.

Negatives:

I do think the Rey - Mary Sue problem has never been stronger than it is in this movie which is a shame because she could've been a descent character
Character development in general was lacking and their motivations were really not convincing (not as bad as TLJ in that regard though)
The story was not written to be logical and consistent but was clearly written just to cause shock and surprise (at which it failed as well)
The "memberberies" (south park reference) phenomenon was abused AF and caused so much cringe for me that it ruined the mediocre but otherwise entertaining movie that this was.

So basically it was not as boring as the Last Jedi but it was even more stupid and illogical in terms of script. For me the whole Star Wars Saga ends with dancing ewoks and happy ghosts on Endor :)