First Star Wars film I actually fell asleep during.

Rating: 2/10 (25 December 2019)

At 7 Stars I'd still say this is quite overrated.
The film was really...really bad. Some of the fights were half way decent; but the dialog was so bad. I've always found the Star Wars films to be very interesting, and they have always held my attention...until this.
About 1 hour in I had to go smoke a cig & grab some jalapeno peppers from concession in a futile attempt to keep myself awake.
Somewhere around 1 hour & 45 minutes in I failed in my attempt and zonked out; only for my brother to wake me a few minutes before the end battle.
I've never once fallen asleep during a Star Wars film. As a kid, I saw the prequels multiple times in theaters; and have watched the original epic trilogy a ridiculous amount of times.
I LOVE these films. That truly should tell you how garbage this was.
I didn't care about any of the characters, there was nothing even remotely interesting about the storyline. It was convoluted garbage; with so many stupid conversations that had nothing to do with anything. The movie could have been over in a hour or less.
The "surprises" were no surprise at all.
There is one giant positive about these sequels.
They made people realize the prequels were actually pretty darn good; and that's a impressive feat. This was just that bad.