Everything wrong with this abominable film

Rating: 2/10 (6 July 2020)

Boring, unforgettable main characters. Nobody likes Rey, Finn or Poe.
Kylo, who is only moderately strong in the Force (especially compared to the Jedi Masters of the prequels) can use Force Resurrect on Rey without learning this skill. Why can't Yoda, Anakin or Luke do this? Anakin could have saved Padme.
Rey's corpse doesn't fade away and she doesn't become a Force ghost despite being a light side of the Force user.
There was no romantic buildup for the kiss between Rey and Kylo and it felt incredibly cringe worthy.
Kylo wanted to kill Rey by slowly running her over with his Tie Interceptor, giving her to chance to evade him and damage his craft. Why didn't he just blast her from a mile away?
Kylo crashes his Tie Interceptor in a big explosion but comes out unhurt.
Kylo falls into a pit and is presumed dead ... but gotcha! He grabbed onto a ledge and comes back.
Rey accidently destroys the ship carrying Chewie ... but gotcha! He was actually on a different ship, offscreen.
The memory of C3-PO is wiped, effectively killing him. Ah but wait, R2 repairs his memory and he is back.
Lando, revered hero of the rebellion, has been doing ... what exactly the last decades? He is still stuck on his dead-end quest and has stayed on a desert planet with nothing to do. He is just there as cheap fan service.
Force ghosts can now physically interact with the real world. Why don't they help the heroes out in combat more often? Why didn't they do this in the previous trilogies?
The Death Star exploded in a trillion pieces in the Return of the Jedi but somehow a large chunk of it survived intact and carefully landed on Endor.
Rey grew up on a desert planet but inexplicably possesses fantastic sailing skills.
The resurrection of Palpatine is never explained and is a massive plot hole. The resistance, upon hearing that he is back, don't even wonder how he returned because the script writer doesn't know it either.
Rey's parents were nobodies, according to the Last Jedi. Gotcha! Actually, she is the grand daughter of Palpatine. However Palpatine never had a love interest in the previous movies. The script writer is pulling this ancestry thing out of his butthole.
What does Palpatine mean when he says that all the Sith live in him? Do Count Dooku and Darth Plagueis and all the others live inside him as voices in his head? This is not explained and completely novel.
The ultimate plan of Palpatine is to make Rey kill him so that he can live inside her. Isn't that extremely unambitious for someone who used to be emperor? The Palpatine from the earlier trilogies would never be content with such a minor purpose.
How did resurrected Palpatine find the resources to build a thousand Star Destroyers under the ice sheet of Exegol? Where did he find the millions of crew members and soldiers to man this fleet and keep all this a secret from the rest of the galaxy?
Every Star Destroyer of the Final Order has planet destroying capabilities which make the Death Stars a joke. A far-fetched idea that is supposed to give the impression to the audience that the danger has never been greater.
Why is Palpatine keeping his Star Destroyers close to the planet instead of sending them in space so they can use their shields? Why can these super expensive ships not fly upwards unless they are guided by a radar? Why is this radar left so vulnerable?
How come Lando can amass such a massive fleet in only a few hours? Up until then the support for the resistance was very, very low. There is zero world building to explain this cheap deus ex machina.
General Hux, who was a die hard First Order officer, becomes a spy because he resents Kylo and wants him to lose. Such childish behavior is not in-character for a ruthless man who clawed his way to the top of the hierarchy. Why would he risk his life for the resistance? And that twice (giving the tip and killing the storm troopers)!
The main part of the movie is all built around a super contrived plot object (Sith wayfinder). Why would an assassin carve directions to a secret location in an ancient language on a dagger which he uses for work? This whole part is some of the worst fan fiction one can imagine.
When Palpatine uses Force Lightning on Rey and she reflects it back to him, why doesn't he stop? He keeps doing it, effectively harming himself. In the same fashion he did in Revenge of the Sith (against Mace Windu)!
Holdo's maneuver (ramming a capital ship at light speed in the previous film) was suddenly a "one of a million" feat. So, this means that Holdo never meant to kamikaze herself but she wanted to get away?