"I don't know how it happened but it did"

Rating: 6/10 (22 December 2019)

So begins the movie. Entirely new plot with not much connection to the previous movies, retcon-ing to make it work and fill in missing pieces from TLJ, hamfisted exposition and cringey humor, predictable characters, plenty of things to strain your suspension of disbelief.
But it's still Star Wars and that carries much of it, despite basically no character development. They just seem shallow. There are lots of things that made me say "wait, what" or "are you serious" but at this point it's really not worth applying even light scrutiny.