Cringe level over 9000

Rating: 1/10 (19 March 2020)

Disney's "Star Wars" is nothing more than poorly written fan-fiction with a Large budget.
In short, the movie is bad from start to finish! I knew it would be bad (as I watched the previous two). My only reason for watching this one was to see HOW BAD. To my astonishment it managed to surpass my lowest expectations.
Where to start? The writing and the story is just awful. The plot holes are bigger than star-killer base itself. Although might as well as there's no plot to speak of. It's as if the movie was written around the ridiculous finale just to facilitate it happening. Everything else was just filler.
No fidelity what-so-ever to the universe created by George Lucas. Gotta make the calculations before jumping to light speed? Not in this movie. Just flick that light speed switch to facilitate action scenes.
Explanation for Palpatine miraculously surviving after the events of Episode 6? A quick quote from Episode 3 is all that's needed apparently. A credit to JJ's infantile writing. How did Palpatine create a MASSIVE fleet on a barren rock of a planet in the middle on nowhere with hundreds of thousands of soldiers? No explanation given, or needed. It would seem.
Gotta find another way of instantly blowing up entire planets... No problem! Death-star no longer needed. A really-big gun on ordinary capital ships is now all it takes. Need I go on? No... but I will.
The acting. It's bad. Really bad. Cringeworthy beyond belief.
To be fair, I'm not sure how much of that was the actors' fault. As the source material and awful directing gave little room for anyone to shine. Hey it's another paycheck at least.
This isn't Star Wars. Star Wars died after Episode 6. This is just the continued defilement of its corpse. The only upside is that this is the final movie in Disney's Trilogy and we won't have to see or hear from any of these awful characters ever again.