A Joke

Rating: 1/10 (25 December 2019)

A revision of the famous quote from the absent Yoda best sums up this dumpster fire, made by a council headed by the puppet Sith Lord Jar Jar Abrams (J. J. Abrams): "Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear (of change) leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering (of story)." A revision of the script originally developed from the fired Darth Maul-like franchise destroying hack Colin Trevorrow and company should have been made before release. The film is a tree whose branches are blowing in response to an ever changing wind of demands. The past is revered but ignored, the characters are lost in a fog of deceit and confusion, the demand to please true fans is unmet. The film produces a sensation of staring into the suns of Tatooine, damaging but strangely without a feeling of painful emotion (or any at all). Strange it is, the Skywalker saga conclusion. Indeed.