I felt a great disturbance in the force...

Rating: 2/10 (2 January 2020)

From bad, to even worse, this new trilogy is a failure, and this movie is the apotheosis.
I don't even know where to start...
Bringing new characters and pretending that you will care about them after seeing them 2 minutes on screen. Check.
What about the girl they find on the planet with the remains of the Death Star ? Why should I care about her ? Why is it so forced ?
Having no decent lightsaber fight. Check.
Well, we have nice virtual reality fights, which do not really make sense, but okay...
Bringing back epic characters of the two other trilogies, just to massacre them. Check.
Having a scene which was supposed to be sad, but was so ridiculous that everyone laughed in the theater. Check.
(A scene between Rey and Kyle Ren, almost at the end of the movie, I'm sure you know which one...).
No character development. Check.
How can I feel more concerned about the Mandalorian after one 30min episode, than about Rey, Finn, or Poe after 3 two and a half hours movies ?
Character development is so bad, I now understand why they originally wanted DB and DB for the next trilogy...
Plot armor, plot armor everywhere. Check.
"Chewiiiiie !!! Nooooo ! Oh, okay he's alright."
"3 CPO, we'll miss you... Oh, he's also alright."
"Random Poe's love interest ! Noooooo ! Oh, she's also alright ? Really ?"
Missing things ? Check.
The giant snake in the desert was hurt. Wow, which monster could hurt such a beast ? That will be an epic fight, with them trapped there ! And... Nothing.
"Rey, I just wanted to say..." Well, we're still waiting.
No epic last battle. Check.
Compare the final battle, to the one of Suicide Squad... I mean Rogue One. Here there is no tension whatsoever. "Oh noooo, random character nÂ°327 I've seen during 45 seconds is dead !".
Conclusion : a movie that looks more like a guided tour of the galaxy with a lot of nice planets you'll see during 10 minutes max, characters so annoying you will regret that GRR Martin didn't write the script, and a scenario that will make you regret that the Darth Jar Jar theory was not adapted...
So, if you like Star Wars and good written characters, watch the Mandalorian.
And don't bring IG-11 to see this movie, he will probably self destruct after the 5 first minutes.