My God, what a convoluted, steaming pile of crap

Rating: 2/10 (15 March 2020)

I wanted to like this movie. I had high hopes for it with JJ at the helm.
But my god, what a complete and utter failure of a way to end a franchise.
So much lazy writing,
Wooden acting,
poor editing & lack of cohesion,
A story that makes about as much sense as jamming ones head in a car door.
Felt absolutely nothing for any of the characters, they were so poorly written.
This could have been done so much better.
It's turned away from what could have been a great movie,
and replaced it with a big ball of cheese.
At times they have tried to be:
Game of Thrones (the speech),
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (you'll see it),
Marvel movies (hawkeye).
It's beyond ridiculous.
So much so, I did a haiku:
Rise did Skywalker
Though like a crappy souffle'
Fell with Fanboys' tears.