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Rating: 1/10 (23 March 2020)

If I could give this movie a 0 I would.
I'm glad I did not pay 1 cent to watch this garbage (we watched it at our grandchildren's). But I had to out of curiosity (I walked out of The Last Jedi). Watching this was like chewing tinfoil - convenient characters, situations, mcguffins and powers that appear out of the blue to move along a sad plot. In other words there are no stakes, no suspense and no reason to care. However, there were many parts in the movie where my wife and I (and our grandchildren) burst out loud in laughter because they are ridiculously stupid and cringe worthy. And the acting - Every scene has this forced and fake intensity where I swear it appears most of the actors were constipated. Anyway, I would have preferred a colonoscopy over watching this movie had I known.
Rise of Palpetine is a Disney cash grab that panders to the unfortunate moronic masses that love Disney's recent and terrible live action remakes of the classics. To be clear, this movie is not Star Wars nor is it a remake of Star Wars. So, if you're a Star Wars fan stay away from this crap and watch The Mandalorian - unless you like a good laugh at cringe.