Garbage

Rating: 1/10 (26 December 2019)

I heard it was bad, so I streamed the first part to see if it was less bad than every reviewer I've seen said it was.
It was worse.
At 17 minutes in, it's already unwatchable. It would take a novella-length rant just to point out everything wrong just in the first quarter of an hour.
I definitely won't be going to the cinema for this utter mess, and won't even bother streaming it when it arrives on Netflix or equivalent.