Trash

Rating: 2/10 (25 December 2019)

I'm not a Star Wars fan at all. Last movie I watched was the first in the trilogy and I don't remember it that well, so I went into this without that much knowledge. It felt like I knew the whole movie the moment it started. LITERALLY nothing caught me off guard. None of the characters were that interesting, pretty much all of the acting was very stale (Adam Driver was fine tho), and WAY too much nostalgia bait left a bad taste in my mouth. Only giving this a two because, at times, it's an incredibly beautiful film (esp in the final act). To sum up why this film was made, I'll leave you with a quote from Jake Paul, child exploitation: "Buy that merch".