Choose your own Star Wars adventure!

Rating: 5/10 (22 December 2019)

The Rise of Skywalker (stupid name, and this is how we begin) forces its audience to imagine a somewhat coherent answer to justify what they are seeing because the writers were too lazy to do so themselves. With over 10 movies and 200 episodes of stories set in this universe, they couldn't come up with anything that makes sense, so now we have to.
How is Palpatine alive? When did he had a kid and with whom? Who was that kid and why was he good? Why nobody knew nor "sensed" anything about this? Why at the same time Luke and Leia knew some of it all along? Why they didn't do anything about it? Since when people can teleport stuff, heal and even resurrect the dead using the force? How? Who was the mystery dead character whose name kept popping up? What did Finn wanted to tell Rey? Why Kylo didn't sense who the spy was? (and why even make HIM the spy if he didn't do anything that relevant at all all?!) Why Rey is so mighty and powerful with so little training (remember how 10 y-o Anakin was too old to train in the way of the force?)? How can Han force-ghost? What did Leia exactly do with Ben before she died? Was Leia a Jedi? If she knew about Ben going to the dark side why did she even sent him to Jedi training with uncle Luke?! Why does Rey take the Skywalker name? What's so special about the Knights of Ren? Why the ancient holocrons are now called pathfinders, they have no sith magic and even have backups? What happened to the sith's rule of two? Who were the bad cgi shadows in the throne room's tribune? Did Palpatine ever wanted Rey dead? Did he truly needed her alive?
To answer this and many more questions is up to the fans for theorize. Poor lazy writing at its finest resulting in the sloppiest Star Wars movie ever made. What a shame.