JJ Facepalm

Rating: 1/10 (21 April 2020)

Yet again JJ Abrams shows he's a one trick pony and just doesn't get Star Wars at all. This movie is a clichÃ© of how not to do it, how did Disney employ two such talentless PERSONS (you can replace that with whatever you want) as JJ Abram and Ryan Johnson between them they have destroyed the Star Wars saga.
Rise of the Sky Walker news flash *SPOILER* Ray is a Palpatine, calling yourself a Skywalker at the end doesn't make you one. All the Skywalkers are dead good job JJ nice one. They have managed to miss step in every way with the franchise with episode 7 (REBOOT), 8 (Made by a guy that didn't want to continue the Skywalker Saga and hadn't even watched all the movies) and 9 (DOESNT HAVEA CLUE) they just don't get Star Wars at all. JJ just throws in all the old characters because hey the fans liked them in episodes 4,5 and 6 they'll love it if we bring them all back I don't even know what to say about that. We wanted the story to move forwards, to new thing, to a completion and you gave us one by killing the story stone dead.
I have a huge number of things I wanted to go through in this review but after watching the last movie everything we hoped for has been trashed so I'm actually lost the will it's over and dead and not in a good way.
Gareth Edwards did a great job with Rogue One and for my money Ron Howard did a great job with Solo I would love Disney to actually give us more Solo with Howard at the helm. I know a lot of the Star Wars community didn't like Solo because it didn't have Jedi in it and the timelines are a bit (by a bit I mean VERY) janky but that was a perfect movie for the setup at the end.
The warning signs were there it started with Lost wtf was that show about anyway I lost the will to live after season 3. If anyone at Disney had actually watched that show they would of know not to give this franchise to the reboot monkey Abrams. The guy seriously shows a lack of imagination his story telling is miserable the only thing left in the universe that would make sense was if we found out he advised games of thrones on the scripts for season 8. I may at sometime when I've calmed down and actually add all the things wrong with Episode 9 and theres a LOT of them.