Waste of time

Rating: 5/10 (14 January 2020)

This didn't even feel like a Star Wars film it honestly felt like a fan fiction that got a really high budget. The whole film is just a scavenger hunt for the way finder to get to the emperor and then when it's found it gets destroyed. All that searching all that time wasted WASTED!!!! It was all for nothing!!!! Then don't even get me started on the force teleportation power THAT HAS NEVER BEEN A THING IN STAR WARS and then BOOM it's a thing that's now how story telling works you don't just add some insane new power with NO explanation on how it works or happens! This film just wasn't any fun either it was just a series of "GO HERE!!!" They got there "NOW GO HERE!!!" And the emperor being back was dumb that was honestly Abrams going "OH NO!!! Rain killed my Gillian what do I do... I KNOW BRING THE EMPEROR BACK!!!" It was very lazy writing and I'm not gonna talk about Thai a lot but this film wanted to be Avengers Endgame so bad and it was so obvious the whole "I am all the sith!!!" And then "and I... am all the jedi!!!" Was just them trying to be endgame and it was so painfully obvious. And while I'm on the final battle with the emperor. IT WAS SO UNDERWHELMING!!!! It was the most underwhelming third act I've even sat through it was so bad I mean he just goes "POWER!!!!!" Shoots some lighting then he tries to lighting strike Rey and she blocks it and what do you think the EMPEROR would do in this situation I'll tell you what I think he'd have done if he was written well. He'd go "oh she's blocking my lightning like how Made Windu did maybe I should stop doing that." And then he stops lighting striking Rey. BUT NO!!!! He keeps going and he just lets himself get killed. Like what the flip!!!!! He literally let him self die I'm telling you watch it again and watch how he is in the scene of his death he could have easily stoped lighting striking Rey but he lets himself die. That's as long as I'm writing for The Rise of Skywalker was a messy film and was boring and not fun and I did not like it... But the emperor said "Dew it" so 10/10.... I'm kidding 5/10 and 5 is generous 4 out of those 5 points is just cause he said "dew it!!!" Anyway thanks for attending my Ted talk.