It's fan service to fans of the sequel trilogy

Rating: 3/10 (21 December 2019)

You know the bit in last jedi where Luke is a completely different character? which I would have been fine with if they had shown how he became that in a movie rather than told me about it, but it's easier to tell rather than show for hack writers to write, well this whole movie is summed is skipping character development and story. Its dummed up when Poe light speed jumps repeatedly in the Millennium Falcon to different locations because it looks cool. It skips any plot that makes sense creates more holes and ruins Gangster Palpatine he has pickled cloned Snokes in jars why? No idea let's pass it. It passes any showing of how these characters changed and what their purpose was in the first place, it someone retcons last jedi which is hilarious but shows how they are making up things as they go along, it has both to much exposition and then doesn't explain or show enough, Palpatines plan is stupid, even Rey's a murderer in this an overpowered Mary Sue God that left me dead inside. I'm sure the people who love this film haven't even seen or like the Original Trilogy because they did the same arc with Vader being saved by Luke but in this the morale and logic is idiotic and they ruin it in this film, if Luke murdered Vader then brought him back to life then he jumped away Return of the Jedi would have been worse. Your telling me this is what it's all been leading to 3 trilogies, Hux is a mole? What a joke that's like saying Tarkin was a mole in A New Hope absolutely ridiculous. People say it has memorable quotes, I don't remember hearing any apparently it's special effects are great it left me apathetic and it should be called A New Hopeless. The story is an embarrassment a sideshow joke and whenever some idiot says Star Wars is for children I say does Pepper Pig have decapitations? Does Postman Pat have planets destroyed by weapons of mass destruction killing 100s of millions of lifeforms? are people set on fire or burned into smoking skeletons in Frozen are children killed in Dumbo? So use your brain people don't be a zombie. This makes Spiderman 3 and Batman Vs Superman look restrained, smart, streamlined less bloated and make more sense. If last jedi killed star wars Rise of Skywalker is the wake but a Weekend at Bernie's style wake where they take the corpse of Star Wars to different locations and into adventures, whilst fans scream "Stop, Star Wars is already dead." This film was awful.