What the hell did I just watch?

Rating: 2/10 (20 December 2019)

JJ Abrams and Kathleen Kennedy should never be allowed to come close to another movie franchise again after they completely botched this trilogy and we're left with this mess of a film. Completely ludicrous plot points, constantly hopping around with zero pacing because they know if they give the audience one second to breathe and think about the story, they'd realize how stupid and nonsensical it was. None of the character beats are earned and instead Abrams spends the entire film retconning things from The Last Jedi and acting as a mea culpa to the butthurt toxic Star Wars manchilds who couldn't deal with TLJ. Avoid