CONSUME OUR PRODUCT

Rating: 1/10 (20 December 2019)

An obviously corporate green-lighted project that is a slap in the face to try Star Wars fans everywhere. The title says it all, by order of Mr. Mouse you are to consume our product even if it is a heaping, steaming pile of garbage. As many other users have said, it is purposely scripted to check all the boxes and demographics so no one feels left out, as that is far more important to the mouse brigade then producing a meaningful and compelling plot. Rey's method of "killing" Palestine is laughable (Silly Master Windu, you just needed to use 2 lightsabers to do the job!), and by the way, how can we be sure he is dead for real this time? Oh, because it's the infallible Rey of course, who can do no wrong and is 1000x than that old space hobo Luke or that whiny temperamental teen Anakin.
Seriously, if you have any care about the soul or the overarching themes of redemption and perseverance found throughout Star Wars 1-6, don't give the Mouse your dollars as you will be severely disappointed.