Face It: You Knew It Was Going to Be Bad

Rating: 2/10 (6 January 2020)

Face it: Like every other Star Wars diehard fan, you've been used to disappointment. You knew this film will most likely be another disappointment after being let down from TLJ. Yet, like every other diehard fan, you still went out to Theater to see this film.
I know because I am one of those diehard fanboys. And I'm glad I'm now done with the (now) finale of the emotional rollercoaster we know was the Star Wars Saga.
Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker tries to maintain the magic of the original while salvaging what was left from the previous episode. There are many nods to the previous episodes and some attempts at genuine humor in this film. Expect a ton of nostalgia fanservice. Yet, all the goodwill Disney tries to impose on this film isn't enough to save it.
There are massive plotholes that I won't disclose -- I'll let the YouTubers do that. There are characters that don't resonate with the audience. Loose ends don't get wrapped up. Where there are scenes that could have a significant consequence, Disney continues to play it safe and continue to please fans wanting nostalgia.
If you are a Star Wars fan, this movie won't make much sense. If you are new to Star Wars, this film won't make much sense. As a standalone movie, this film cannot hold up by itself.
1/5. Better than TLJ, but not enough to save this sinking ship. Forgettable at best and a disservice to fans at its worst.