A lot worse then I expected

Rating: 1/10 (9 May 2020)

It's just a big mess of a movie. And fails to entertain on every level. It's a jawn fest. And you can actually sense the panic from the creators and everybody involved. But mostly this movie is cut so bad, so you can almost not follow the the utterly simple plot that follows every story cliché it can. It has no flow and no phasing, it's just meaningless chaos. It makes the Star Wars universe feel smaller then my back yard, people just teleports all over the place. And it also changes rules and makes up new rules of that universe, with no explanation and also no meaning behind it. It doesn't make sense. I actually don't understand how you can make something this bad. And all the characters fals flat on top of that.
Force Awakens was kind of bad, but at least it was entertaining and showed some promise, maybe it could spawn a decent new Star Wars trilogy and revive what had been lost for many years, it was time, people needed some real Star Wars again, with the true essens from the oroginal Star Wars story.
Then came Last Jedi, which was just plain stupid, the plot was way too simple but tried so hard to be clever, like that was its only focus. And it killed the story Force Awakens had set up, smart to kill the story midway trough a trilogy? And it seemed it most of all tried to push political agendas in the most tacky way possible. And it toke a dump on the original trilogy, the movies that started the whole franchise and was the birth of one of the most passionate fan bases there ever been. Smart? No. But, if I could give Last Jedi something that it triumphs this movie at least, is that there at least was some sort of thought behind that movie, even how bad that directors vision was, and it really was bad, at least he had a vision of some sort. A bad vision. But at least a vision. Ryan Johnson just was the wrong man for the job. That's all.
But Rise of Skywalker is just nothing. Just a big mess of nothing. A kindergarten child could come up with a better story. Honestly. And all the moments it tries to pull on the original Star Wars fans heart string, just feels fake and cheap. This movie is kind of like, if you have a blank wall, and you just throw a lot of stuff on it, hoping that something sticks, but nothing does. In all honesty, Disney failed here and they failed hard. I'm glad I did not see this in the theater and I regret I paid for it now.