Thank goodness...it's done.

Rating: 2/10 (9 May 2020)

My son and I began watching this movie Wednesday night and finished watching it Thursday night. Not only is this a Star Wars movie, but it is the last movie of the saga...and it took us two days to watch it.
That's like watching a Rocky movie and pausing halfway through and saying, 'ahh...we'll see if he defeats Drago tomorrow night.'
So, in The Rise of Skywalker, we have the same new characters that we don't care about doing more things that are either uninspired or break the rules of the previous Star Wars universe.
Much of the dialogue between major characters simply acts to explain the ludicrous actions of the last film: why is Luke a coward, why did Leia fly through space, and why does Kylo Ren try to gun down Rey? Because he only wanted to 'test her', not to needlessly pace the acceleration of an insipid film.
Watching this movie is not entertainment; it is an obligation to finishing a once, heartfelt story.
Where Lucas didn't know where to start (midiclorians), Abrams didn't know how to finish.
I'm just glad that Yoda wasn't alive to see this.