Were you expecting a masterpiece?

Rating: 1/10 (19 December 2019)

So here we are, the supposedly last Star Wars film until Disney lies to everybody and make twelve more films, which of course, they will. (I mean anthology films, not spin-offs).
I don't know why people expected this movie to be amazing. And if you're wondering how I saw it, I read the entire plot online, like a novelization of the film. I didn't want to waste money on this garbage. So yeah, let's begin. Everybody thought J.J Abrams coming back would fix the franchise, but no! It's not fixed! It's probably worse!
Anakin Skywalker was never the chosen one, unlike what Lucas insisted. Rey is the chosen one. Yeah that's right, that stupid Mary Sue is the chosen one. I will give the movie credit for FINALLY giving Leia a lightsaber, but why so late? Why couldn't we have her do a lightsaber duel?
Sidious is back, which is not a very good storyline. Every theory I had about him was true. I knew he was related to Rey, I knew he was controlling Snoke. But what's awful here is that the movie doesn't do justice to the original films. Let's talk about his return for a second. He wants Rey to kill him so he can become more powerful and possibly take her body. Why? You already can make force-sensitive Snoke clones, and if you were truly dead before, why aren't you more powerful now? What's gonna stop you from coming back on the next movie? It's called the Rise of Skywalker, which would have you think that Anakin is coming back to destroy Sidious. But Hayden Christensen's scenes were cut and if they were added, he had no part in killing Sidious!
This movie, it's a disgrace! A clear abomination. It's like the NeverEnding Story III of sequels. Disney never cared about fans, they even lied to us saying that they would slow down in making Star Wars films so that they would focus on the quality. That was a lie. They only care about money. That's all. MONEY. The trailer to the film isn't even accurate. When 3PO says "Taking one last look". You'd think he's deactivating himself because his purpose is completed, but he's just erasing his memory and he starts over again meeting everyone including R2! How revolting!
In the end, the Mary Sue defeats Sidious, and goes back to Tatooine. Where she claims she's a Skywalker now. WWWWWHHHHHHAAAAATTTTTTTT?
Did Luke or Leia adopt you? Because they are dead! And if the Jedi and Sith are done? Why do you have a lightsaber? Does anything in this movie make sense?
As with my last reviews of these god-awful films. I am going to be tortured with these movies. Because I do try to avoid them, believe me, I do. But my family and friends goes to see them, and they figure I'm a huge Star Wars fan (I am, I like the Prequels and Original Trilogy but not this), and they won't shut up. So see at your own risk. I'm going to be rewatching the prequels and original trilogy to bleach these movies from my eyes. Rest In Peace Star Wars. You were good when Lucas didn't sell you.