Mixed and Confoozed

Rating: 4/10 (20 December 2019)

If the movie were not part of a saga and on its own it's a cheesy sci-fi fantasy action flick that isn't boring and dull but it's not on its own, it's Star Wars.
So much doesn't make sense:
1. How does Palpatine survive a fall down a reactor shaft that produces an explosion that almost blows Vader and Luke off the catwalk and then survive a Nuclear explosion while being at Ground Zero?
2. Then since I'm supposed to believe #1 I have to believe he has been able to sustain his life in secret all the while amassing and sustaining hundreds possibly thousands of Sith acolytes plus building a massive fleet of Star destroyers all with Death Star technology on them? All of this without anyone else knowing!
3. Since he's alive that means Anakin wasn't the Chosen One that brought balance to the force but we later hear Anakin's voice say "balance the force as I did before". Huh?
4. It took yoda an entire clone wars arc to learn how to become a force ghost which obi wan learned whilst in isolation but now every effen Jedi is a ghost and can contact Rey?
5. Rey is massively OP for no reason other than Plot. Why? Because she palpatine's granddaughter? Why wouldn't his kid have force sensitivity? Why would it be stronger in a grandchild than a child?
I'm so confoozed