garbage times a million

Rating: 1/10 (30 May 2020)

Star Wars ep 4, 5 and 6 are the best movies ever, the other so-called Star Wars movies don't exist.
So Star Wars is a Harry Potter episode now?
If Leia could influence Ben by - meditating?? - why didn't she do that before he killed Han?
Jedi can resurrect people now??
Solid objects - snatched and teleported?? - between characters now?
Characters sword-battle remotely between locations - really?
Jedi can rip enormous craft out out the air now?
Rey is the greatest warrior the rebels have??
Is there anything Rey cannot do? - how about surfing 300ft waves on a vehicle she just met and somehow is expert at controlling - makes sense.
Why in a galaxy with gravity defying tech are storm troopers riding around in sand snow-mobiles?
Up until now Rey was proficient in everything why does she need to train all of a sudden?
Emperor: "kill me and I win," Rey kills him, Rey wins.
There are 1000 more stupid things in this mess, stop screwing with my childhood.
Rey, calling yourself a Skywalker doesn't make it so.