They Wouldn't Even Let the Dead Rest in Peace. Way to go, Disney!

Rating: 3/10 (18 March 2020)

Despite the $275 million invested (or shall I say - WASTED) into production and the same amount into marketing to make people believe they were watching a feature film, Rise of Skywalker isn't a movie. It's a compilation of terrible & trite ideas, held together with forced nostalgia & inane, childish dialogue, and great CGI - in lieu of a decent cohesive story.
There's about 10-15 mins worth of a decent movie. And those 15 minutes are pretty good sci-fi fantasy. But the movie is 2 hours and 22 mins long, which makes the rest of the runtime either easily dismissable, or just plain insulting to my intellect. Even despite having my brain turned off once the movie started, I couldn't see it as anything other than pandering to China, grown manbabies and kids.
The entire movie feels like 6-7 movies worth of story condensed into a single feature, which would have made for another decent trilogy, or a good Star Wars TV show. However, you can't enjoy a single moment in this rushed effort. And in case you try hard to find some redeeming qualities, the dialogue and story will make you roll your eyes so hard, you will a migraine at best, or a brain aneurysm at worst. And I don't want to get into Disney's rape of Carrie Fisher's dead body. Poor woman can't even be left in peace.
They've spent $500M to make just another easily forgettable B movie dumpster fire. Rey was portrayed as Space Jesus and it was hilarious at how blatant it was. Disney has no original ideas, they even copied the Bible because they are creatively bankcrupt. They had nothing to begin with and ended up with nothing new in return. Now Rey is basically a god, is loved by everyone and can't do no wrong. Boooooriiiing!