Slept on it....still furious

Rating: 3/10 (20 December 2019)

Honestly does Hollywood know how to write a story any more?
I was praying that Disney would smash it put of park with episodes 7 to 9...why not they had the greatest story ever told to work from.
No....they basically ignored all that and turned it into a farce of 'how can we sell the most toys' 'how can we shove down audiences threats that woman are more powerful than men's 'how can we show Lucas we own Star Wars now...so finger to your vision'
This new trilogy is just so incoherent to itself never mind the original trilogy.
The give healing powers now to jedi.... allow jedi ghosts to hold lightsabres and raise ships from the sea.... so basically doesn't matter if you're dead or alive.
When did palpatine conceive a child? When he was younger... which would have meant Rey would have been older than Luke.... or after Vader killed him but didn't kill him.... he must be one sweet talker to get someone to have sex with him while tied to a crane.
Surely if you pay 4 billion dollars for a franchise then you stay honest to it....as that's why it was successful?
You don't give it to someone like KK to impose her own political position on the SW faithful and in the process ruin everything that made it great.
The comedy in these new films is slap stick and nothing like the originals.
Poe and Fin together on screen is just too much....its like watching 2 of the 3 stooges....their poor acting and forced dialogue begins to grate on you.
Why is Leia now a retired Jedi?...when did that happen?
I actually have no problem with Palpatine being alive....always thought it was a possibility as jedi and sith can float so being thrown into a pit never felt enough to kill him....BUT why didn't you slowly introduce him from episode 7?.....ah yes that's right you had no intention of bringing him back until episode 8 flopped so badly you needed to try something...so forced.
Disney have ruined the SW franchise...dont get me wrong I particularly like episodes 1 to 3..too much cgi nad6some horrible characters but as a story its light years ahead of this garbage.
Hang your heads in shame Disney..Kathleen Kennedy and anyone else who made these decisions.