Terrible

Rating: 2/10 (4 April 2020)

One of the worst movies in the franchise. Where to begin, Riddley's acting? JJ Abrams directing? The flat delivery of countless poorly timed jokes? Ren's helmet? Yellow Lightsaber? Walking around on a Star Destroyer IN* space, with gravity along with breathable air? Bens weird faint death?
God, this movie was nothing but a money grab with more plot holes than Swiss Cheese. I can't even say it was entertaining, I just wanted it to be over. So I suffered and endured all 2.5 hours of it, wondering as I do with life, what's the point of all this? Also, who cares?