How to make a blockbuster: money, money, money

Rating: 1/10 (17 March 2020)

I actually laughed out loud most of the time I was watching this crap. This is so idiotically stupid and predictable, it reaches a whole new level of involuntary comedy.
Besides the comedic idiocy, the only value in this movie is as a lesson in how to succeed despite a total lack of creativity. The story is, plainly and simply, a mashup of all the tropes in the 3 first movies (as was the one before it...).
Anyone can come up with this kind of scrip. You just need to watch the first 3 movies and write down synopsis of every scene. For instance:

Talented Jedi drops out of training to face enemies unprepared.
Dead Jedis are always handy deus-ex-machina, to steer the hero in times of trouble.
Someone levitates ships out of the water.
Scoundrel friend from good old days of smuggling lends a hand in fighting bad guys.
Bad guy lures good guy
Bad guy lures bad guy into luring good guy, but bad guy #2 betrays bad guy #1
Good guy faces bad alter ego

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Got that? Have watched all the movies and written down all the memes? OK, so now just switch the gender of the main character, and there you go: brand new Star Wars sequel. Just add some millions of dollars and you will be fine.
If you still have problems solving any conundrum or tying loose hands, just use magic: the previous episode has already assured us that there are no rules whatsoever to this universe, so you can revive the dead and teleport things, if that is the fastest way out of a writer's block.