Space Garbage.

Rating: 3/10 (19 December 2019)

*Spoiler Free*
Just saw the new Star Wars... I'm in awe how terrible this film is. No substance or character development, hollow fan service.. no sense of jeapordy, mostly shocking dialogue especially with the ridiculous amount of robotically delivered exposition. Everything moves at such break neck speed it's near important to process or care what is going on. An absolute trainwreck... It's actually one of the best worst movies I've seen in a long time, unintentionally one of the funniest movies in forever.
Say what you want about The Phantom Menace or The Last Jedi they at least tried to tell a story and flesh out characters, they actually felt like movies.. this was a bunch of scenes spliced together.
I need to digest what I just saw because it's like every no no on how to make a movie. I can't believe this version was the final cut.
Star Wars as a 'Movie' franchise is officially dead. At least the Mandalorian rocks.