An unmitigated cinematographic mess

Rating: 3/10 (21 March 2020)

Look, it's a fun little bit of action sci-fi: there are spaceships, lightsabers, great set pieces, all that good stuff. The ingredients for you to turn your brain off and enjoy some silly action are there.
But that's admittedly it. The story is absurd, the pacing is awful, the characters are unrelatable and the script is positively embarrassing. Sans the Hollywood celebrities and the impressive budget, it's just your quintessential, mediocre sci-fi B-movie.
I suppose you can get hung up on the fact that one of the biggest IPs in the world wrapped up in an unceremoniously gnarly piece of cinematography, which would be absolutely fair, or you can accept it for what it is and maybe get a smidgen of enjoyment out of it.