there are horses

Rating: 7/10 (16 March 2020)

This is definitely the worst SW film. I wish they stopped many years ago. This particular episode has a little bit of everything JJ Abrams did before: mystery from Lost, science magic from Fringe and nonsense from Revolution etc. But that is not SW. This is mostly within fantasy genre now. Inquisitor and his knights, dynasties, animal whispering, healers, portals ... housewives with rolling-pins rushing into attack on space lawn-mowers. What a ride. A lot of money spent, I give them that. But not well spent unfortunately. Troopers still can't shoot. Main characters don't die. Secondary humanoid characters are more stupid than droids and they die abundantly but they don't care at all. Sad. All grandpas and grandmas, and E.T.'s granddaughter had their cameos, that's good, maybe, no. They'll keep filming this again and again until the end of times, I'm sure. So we'll see, maybe this one was not that bad.