Insulting to intelligence at every scene

Rating: 3/10 (16 March 2020)

At every minute, it assaults your models of physics, logic, human+ nature, causality, and continuity. It does this by brainlessly inserting randomness and chaos.
It's a postmodern vapidscape where anything can happen because there are no laws, just expedient plot-driven events, despite those laws and structures being well define and refined in the starwars universe in previous works.
Here are some examples: the Force can now do whatever is necessary. It's more powerful than any spell in the Harry Potter franchise. No limits are respected, no potency of powers earned.
Rei is going to win every engagement, even though she just learned of her force powers a few days ago in this story. Don't worry, it's more convenient that way.
If our heroes are in an impossible situation, they get out of it without doing anything, physics be damned. Shame on you for your prior intuitions that quicksand would fall through a hole conveniently opened up in an underground cavern to let our heroes escape!
Enemies are going to be good cops who won't fire on our heroes even though they are brandishing weapons and invading a warship; no, these lenient storm troopers will ask them to put down their weapons.
Vastly outgunned forces will prevail in situations they would get immediately crushed.
Very few titles irritate me enough to spend 15min on a review, and this one earns that dubious distinction. I suspect a head injury would be required to enjoy this.