A Better Title For This Film: Tomb Raider

Rating: 3/10 (22 January 2020)

JJ Abrams is the king of remakes and Disney is the sultan of sequel, prequel, franchise pickpockets. Here they band together again to steal millions from imbeciles and fools, simpletons and idiots and contribute to the Disney quarterly dividend.
I hated this trite nonsense and do not need to even think about JJ Abrams ever again. This film was boring and the resurgence of characters so forced.
You, on the other hand, if you insist on supporting Abrams send him an email at his badrobot address. He is desperately looking for any film on any topic from anywhere he has not already remade. With the number of "projects" that he is "remaking" he has run out of titles so if you know any film of whatever dubious quality that he has not yet ripped off or officially franchised drop him a line stat.
His ex-wife and current mistress Mary Sue are also thankful.