A mockery of the original Star Wars legacy

Rating: 1/10 (21 December 2019)

Cheesy one-liners, facial close-ups, forced humour and political correctness gone mad. Yup, this sums up my experience after spending $$ at the movies.
Where The Force Awakens was a complete rehash/remake of A New Hope; The Last Jedi introduced new God powers; and now The Rise of Skywalker takes it even further with plenty (and I mean plenty) of nods to the original Return of the Jedi and suddenly makes Rey (you remember the main character who barely had any training to begin with then has some very, very brief training) the Almighty Jedi with powers of Ressurection and whatever else.
The movie seemed more like a CGI cutscene from an open-world video game because the first half focused on essentially fetch-quests. Then the finale was something to be really bad about. The Return of the Jedi was the climax battle with Luke Skywalker and his father Anakin (Vader). Well guess what? Here we have a battle with Rey and...........her grandfather Palpatine (Sith Lord). Talk about originality.
And the ending? It's the real kick-in-the-balls for all the true Star Wars fans. When someone asks for Rey's name, she says "Rey....Skywalker". I mean seriously? She's not even part of the bloodline so she just decides to steal the name because guess what, I'm the Jedi God with abilities not even Yoda or any of the original Jedi that came before her had. So yeah, apparently anyone can be a Skywalker.
What a joke of a film, save yourselves the cash from seeing this in the cinema. I paraphrase Mark Hamill: "...wait til it comes to cable."