The Sequel Trilogy summed up: Star Wars mugged, violated, and now obliterated

Rating: 1/10 (21 December 2019)

What did they do to Star Wars? This isn't Star Wars, this is a parody of Star Wars.
The characters are profoundly unlikable and unbelievable, the story arc manages to feel both rushed and aimless, and the ending is nonsensical and insulting to one's intelligence.
This postmodern cliche of subverting expectations has gone so far overboard that thematic depth, storytelling and film craft have been replaced with ludicrously stylized yet somehow pretentious shlock. It's like everyone wants to be Tarantino but has only a third of his IQ. As if that weren't bad enough, cue the mandatory, ahem, sociocultural 'agenda' coating applied to nearly everything in the movie and what you get is not artful or honest but something worse than phony. If you thought the prequels were bad, they are Ingmar Bergman high-brow cinema compared to this pile of manure.
Childhood love effectively destroyed. I had to take a hot shower and have a drink after seeing this. Will probably need PTSD therapy too..
I wish I could give it 0/10.