STOP PRESSES!!! THIS JUST IN!!

Rating: 1/10 (12 April 2020)

The Skywalker family and clan is suing Mary Sue Rey, Her bf Jj and Kathleen the destroyer. According to court documents we have reviewed the Skywalker family's case hinges on two facts:
1- The Disney and Bad Robot sith temples have derided and destroyed the Skywalker name to such an extent that the name is worth less than zero now.
2- The mental anguish inflicted on the family by the no-talent hacks has given rise to suicide and mental anguish and depression and anger and sadness and angst and more to the family and former Star Wars fans.
Experts we have interviewed are unanimous. The siths and their minions are guaranteed to lose the libel case.