I feel dead inside.

Rating: 1/10 (19 December 2019)

My god, where to begin? This film is a complete, and total mess from start to finish. Palpatine is pathetic. Lando was only included for nostalgia. So much stuff in this movie is revealed like it was meant to be that way all along.
This film actively retcons huge parts of The Last Jedi. It feels like a boxing match between JJ and RJ. The humour is over the top. The exposition is in your face and dreadful.
This film has absolutely no balls whatsoever. Fake out after fake out.
Leia dies for absolutely no reason. Palpatine returning is never explained. Rey is a Palpatine for reasons, and then steals the Skywalkers name at the end.
The plot is a mess. Everyone's got to go somewhere to find something. Then they've got to go somewhere else to find...another thing. Kylo Ren just shows up constantly. Adam Driver deserves so much more than this garbage.
Poe was wasted in the space battle. Palpatine just happens to pull 1000 star destroyers and an entire army out of his ass. Ghosts can catch lightsabers. Rey can jump 100ft in the air, heal people, all sorts of crazy stuff. She even tries to randomly exile herself like Luke, and straight up says to him "I'm doing what you did".
Luke looks like a dirty hippy. Horses in space. My god, I could go on and on. When I left TLJ, at least I was actually TORN on the movie. This is just straight up GARBAGE, instant hatred for this movie. A pathetic movie. A pathetic end to Star Wars. Absolutely mortifying. I feel completely numb. I didn't think the leaks could be THIS bad. Wow, I was wrong. Utterly, utterly wrong. This movie will bomb hard.