Wookiee Jubilation, EWOK DESPAIR

Rating: 8/10 (19 December 2019)

A new hope arose, with the triumphant return of the Ewoks. This is what REAL Star Wars fans wanted, but sadly most of the furious hairy action fell to Chewbacca, who came into his own, but was just a narcissistic dissapointing Ewok nonce.
My only hope for redemption for this Heinous, odorous, repulsive atrocity which makes me sad, melancholic and craving for the sweet release of death is that SPOLER ALERT; Palpatine Grandsired funny faced Rey through forced copulation wth an Ewok .