Cool when I was a kid but lame as an adult.

Rating: 5/10 (9 May 2005)

Star Wars (1977) was one of those films that I totally marked out for when I was a child. But viewing it today it's just not the same. Have I grown up? Am I not a sci-fi geek like all the other fanatics? Ahh, one of the mysterious of life. I was a huge Darth Vader fan, he was so cool. I mean he'd choke people from across the room and punked out everyone he met (except Peter Cushing). I never liked the good guys such as Luke (whinny young punk) Han Solo (loud mouth wind bag) Princess Leia (ugly with danishes on the side of her head) C-3P0 and R-2 D-2 ( ultimate lavender duo). The Empire was cool and they had better looking uniforms and weaponry. The toys and the models were great (i always like the Empire's Star Cruisers.
Today it's just a another sci-fi movie. That rotund money bag keeps on tinkering with his films. The more he fools around with his films the less I care. I'm not going to spend my shekels on this digital monstrosity either now or in the future.
Recommended for Science Fiction fans or young fans of the newer sequels. Others will want to stay away.