Almost unwatchable: It was great though(?)

Rating: 3/10 (5 September 2018)

I mean... it is fashionable to like this, right?
Im 31, born in 1987. Not young, but not old enough to catch this one "at the moment". I decided to watch these movies (all the Star Wars) when the New Gen of Star Wars movies were announced.
And oh boy, it was hard to finish!
Im not a space/laser beams wars kind of movie fan anyway. So you aren't winning me over with "special effects". You have to have a great story and characters... AND OH MY GOD!
Oh my freaking god.
The dialogue is VOMITIVE. The acting is VOMITIVE.
Now: You could say "Its for all ages, including little kids!".
Soooooo. I have to love this movie because it was made in ways that a slowly developing 7 years old kid could understand it?
What kind of reasoning is that?