Grow up, already!!!

Rating: 1/10 (13 December 2005)

I am not going to comment on what this simplistic view on good and bad, space soap-opera saga represents to kids, but on what a hysteria it stirs among seemingly normal adults. Seemingly, because when you approach 40 and still get that sparkle in your eye talking about the dark side of the force or Death Star, you might consider getting your head examined. I think the "are you a Star Wars fan?" question should be asked on job interviews, because an affirmative answer is going to pretty much give you an idea on the maturity level of the applicant. -"Well, I'm an ambitious and hard working professional, I've been trained at blah-blah,...no, I don't have any children...Oh, and my friends at the Star Wars fan club call me Solo, because I kind of look like him..." - OK, that would be all...
And one more thing - girls love to hear the deep and wise Yoda and Emperor quotes, too. You tell them these stories and they will open up like flowers to you. Oh, and yes - Mickey Mouse was cool, too, WHEN WE WERE 5!Perhaps it comes not as such a big surprise that there are virtual no female fans.