Waaaay overrated

Rating: 1/10 (4 December 2002)

Whenever I want to get depressed, I take a look at the inflated ratings of "classics" like Star Wars or Raiders of the Lost Ark. I want to enjoy Star Wars as much as everyone else seems to, but I just can't.
I don't deny its historical significance or its kickass (for the time) special effects. I even like Ford's Han Solo (he should've been a *bit* more scummy, though - a little too squeaky clean for a rogue, if you ask me). But I still can't get that worked up about it. Sorry.