a pathetic movie

Rating: Null/10 (12 December 2000)

this is a pathetic film. for children unfortunately watched by adults who refuse to grow up. first off it starts with the viewer watching a battle in space. you start in the middle of a battle in which you dont know whats going on. you watch as two robots wonder around a gun fire and never get hit. the ship is being seized by an empire that is made up of the worst marksmen in history. this movie is just a revemped version of the old knight in shining armor going to rescue his damsel in distress. unfurnatly the only one in distress is the viewer. then you are introduced to a boy named luke who gets chased around a desert by guys wearing brown paper gowns called "sand people" who they them selves get chased off by an old man who make noises with his nostrils. he rescues luke and decides it is a great idea to go into space and take on the empire on their own.(he must have known how bad thier marksman skills were) they hire a smuggler and a walking carpet that never stops growling to take them into space. do i have to say more. this is an insult to my intelegence. i recommend watching a good sci-fi flick like Battlefield Earth,Dune or Waterworld