Use the Force,,, and write a review!!!

Rating: Null/10 (13 September 2011)

As some people may know, I am not one to give out a good, or a half decent, review about any film, saga or series. Although I am sure I have brought many tears to many eyes as loyal followers who live their lives through my reviews, I am sure you are clinging to the edge of your seat and reading with intent to every word I am now typing. But I must now disappoint you.. I do not have much to say regarding the whole Star Wars Saga. However, not to disappoint you all too much, I shall be taking the Mick whenever I can.
The Star Wars Saga has given everyone a dream to become Jedis. Some people have given up on that dream, and settled down to work in an office. Some people still have the dream, and are gay enough to pop into ToysRUs every week to stock up on their Star Wars figurine collection. Seriously, why buy toys if you're not going to take them out of the packaging???? What is the point of it?? Anyway, back to the whole review thing ... And the small number of people who had the dream of becoming Jedi, and slowly figured out that they had something much more powerful and awesome than the Force, became Ninjas. To those people, I salute you!!
The best thing about the whole Star Wars Saga, apart from its influence in my becoming a Super-Awesome Ninja, was quite possibly Ewan McGreggor and his Scottish Accent! Damn that accent ... Ooh, and C3PO and R2D2 were quite possibly the glue that held the films together, even though C3PO had an almost definitely a Serial Peadophiles voice. Was it just me or did anyone else catch the whole thing about C3PO 'suddenly' finding himself 'naked' in front of the kid that turned out to be Darth Vader?? Even R2D2 was a stoner!!
Long live the Jedi people who turned out to be awesome Ninjas ... everyone else can be shot!!!