Film school fail

Rating: 1/10 (16 May 2017)

After having heard from almost everyone that I just had to see this film I finally caved.
Big mistake.
I Don't even know where to begin. Apparently , a young farm boy , living on a desolated intentionally forgotten back world is beginning his journey to being the hero of the universe. While the dream sequence should end here , sadly Hollywood continued financing. Our crop duster racing (speeders there called here , optional gun rack?) hero finds two lost robots ( no GPS in this future paradise eh?) and naturally has to clean them up before wasting time with his friends.
In the meantime on a spaceship above his low value sand heap , a spaceship run by an Evil guy named Darth Nader ( Darth Vader sorry) stares ominously at this pathetic backwater burg , while breathing heavily through an anti -asthma mask a nameless nuclear engineer pieced together for him between stints repairing Mr. Radar.
This is most likely why a ship known as the millennium falcon ( though after a review of its performance it might just have been built by birds and be a 1,000 years old) manages to elude this bad guy and swiftly escort the farm boy and his new Jedi friend to the empires base saving Darth Vader from shortness of breath ( he really hates that ya know)
Anyway the crazy old guy gets in a fight with the walking breatholator and dies. During which time Han solo and the farm boy take an extensive tour of the enemy bases jail and recycle bin for kicks. Along the way they find the spokeswoman for galactic freedom. Between her political correctness lessons and a brief discussion of carpet relocation , they arrive back at their ford ltd. sized spacecraft in time to see the old fool get mowed down by Vader in to a much needed pile of certs.
After escaping the base our political heroine decides that a back world yokel just might be good in an advanced technological military engagement where the very lively hood and well being of the galaxy are at stake. Of course. Why not. I would too if all it took to destroy my enemies planet sized war station was two rockets.
Lame and unbelievable plot. Unemotional acting , especially from the two robots. The director probably wrote this drivel at some southern California film school between calculus and English 098.
I have no idea why this is considered one of the greatest films of all time.