Like Mel Brooks I'm a bit late to the Star Wars saga

Rating: 1/10 (2 June 2006)

I was never a big fan and didn't see the original until 2 years after it came out. Then i saw the sequels about the same time after they were released. They were somewhat entertaining but I didn't see the big deal then - they were kind of hokey w/o the campy fun of Lost In Space or Star Trek. But these prequels are just downright criminal. They don't even rise to the level of mediocre. I knew these films were crap when I read the names of these characters...DOOKU????? MACE? JAR JAR? This sounds like it is coming from the mind of a 7 year old. I don't know who the hell these characters are and what they represent. You really need to be in some sort of dark, bleak existence to know this info and/or care. Someday I will pay back my son for making me go to these exercises in torture. I hope George Lucas is happy with all the money he has stolen from the viewing public.