I wish I was shot in a war

Rating: 2/10 (1 June 2005)

Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith. It seemed like the greatest movie through the incredible trailer. I attend a 9 o'clock show and fell asleep right in the theater, even after drinking about 10 Cokes at my friend's house, along with a box of Sno-Caps. It was like watching C-Span for two and a half hours. It kept switching back and forth from a good 5-minute battle to a 30-minute discussion with Samuel L. Jackson on Palpatine's plan to overthrow the Counsel. I wanted to go into the movie screen, grab Anakin's light saber, and kill myself. THe only good thing in the movie was Yoda's battle, it was like watching Kermit the Frog beat the s*** out of the puppeteers controlling him. Star Wars is a stinker, go see The Longest Yard or Kicking and Screaming, if you prefer ESPN to CNN.