Sith is the SHIZNIT!

Rating: 10/10 (19 May 2005)

I shall give no spoilers before their time. "Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith," ah yes, and it seems like just yesterday I saw "A New Hope." First off let me say I have read reviews where people have called Hayden's performance, stiff and wooden-like. In my opinion you can either be wooden or not wooden, but what wooden-like is, well let's just say I need Jedi training to figure it out. This dude can act people. He is playing one of the most vicious villains in cinema history. A villain whose soul is tortured. A villain who only cares about three things (see Sith to find those out, though if you have seen any of the Star Wars movies, you will know what those three things are). Do you want him doing the happy dance of Naboo? You know the one they do when tortured souls are wooden-like ... well, I guess you do.
Any way the movie is the SHIZNIT! The ACTING, story and special effects. Hayden and Ewan are great together, and Natalie and Hayden are even better together. When Anakin (Hayden for those who don't know wooden-like actors) was turning to the Dark Side, you can see the pain in him and the evil in him and the fear in him and the most important thing, the love in him. My sister in law said to me just today, that she understands now why Jedi's shouldn't fall in love. Hayden portrayed Anakin exactly how I expected Anakin to be. And when he put on the suit, I fully understood who Darth Vader was. Do you know why I understood? Because he acted. He made me believe that he was Darth Vader. He was acting. I kind of like it when my actors do this.
Anyway, I said I would give no spoilers and I am a man of my word. Anakin turns into Darth Vader! Sorry! ANY WHO, George Lucas answers all questions that he asked in the other films and he also brings together all the films nicely. After seeing this you could go home and watch "A New Hope" or you can just stand in line and some wonderful Star Wars geek will no doubt be playing it on their 52 inch plasma screen, that they brought from home which is sitting nicely on their folding table, before going in to see it for the millionth time. But, once you see Sith and then A New Hope, it fits. GL came full circle. Do you know how hard that is? First of all, how many people are making movies of this epic scale anymore? Um, NO ONE! George Lucas is a God among other filmmakers. I used to be all up in Spielberg's grill, but I now have a new master and his name is Darth Lucus.
I do have to say this, people who are complaining either one, are morons and don't understand the whole complexity of the Star Wars universe. It is as difficult to figure out as, oh let's say, Linear Equations or a 10 piece jigsaw puzzle. Or two, you just want to complain about George Lucas. I am willing to bet it's the latter. These people are complaining about one of the most entertaining people in cinema. This 6 part story has everything. Love, hate, politics, murder, humor, drama, heart, style, fear oh and a wooden-like performance by Hayden.
Now, I would like say something, I know those of you who are going to read this are going to say, "Oh really?" and I would reply by saying, "UH-HUH!" Let me say another thing, you are not considered stupid if you have questions about Star Wars. I had some questions that people had to explain to me through DIALOGUE. You are only considered stupid when you don't talk about it but just complain about it. As my good friend Yoda would say, "Stupid you are, if discuss this movie, you don't"
May the force be with you George and to all your loyal fans.