Script worse than Godzilla, more cheese than in cheese factory

Rating: 1/10 (20 May 2005)

Truly, this movie should not have been made. I do not understand how George Lucas saw the final version of this and proceeded to release it. The script had so much cheesiness it was hard not to vomit while seeing it. Honestly, I have seen better scripts in the worst soap operas. I liked some of the original movies- they had this excuse of "oh it's the 70s they didn't have better movies back then." They were fresh. DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THIS MOVIE.
Now I know I am one of 2000 people voting on this movie and one of many reviews - so most likely those who read this will go see it, but I cannot imagine anyone finding this movie good. The actors must have smoked crack before coming to work. I would hope that Lucas thought to himself to get rid of the dialog completely when he saw the final cut. Such impressive failures such as the (paraphrased)- "oh I love you Anakin" "No I love you Padme" "No I love you" are so hard to sit through. or "I will follow you master and I will do anything you say,"
"Gooooooooooooood."
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THE CRITICS RATED THIS WELL. Did Lucas Bribe them? He must have, because this movie will go down as a terrible addition to the art of film-making. Unless you can ignore all the dialog and the actors and just focus on sabers and fighting, spare the money and rent Godzilla- your money would be spent better.