What is wrong with you people?!

Rating: 3/10 (12 October 2005)

Today I was looking over some random movies on the IMDb and I thought "why don't I check out the top 250?". To my horror I found out that a Star Wars prequel had actually made it onto the list! I have just one word for everyone who voted this movie highly.
WHY?! I am genuinely surprised that this movie is rated so highly. I personally thought that the two good things about the movie were the music and the effects, the only things that seemed to be substantial. This movie has plot holes that a family of 5 can live in, camera work about as subtle as being hit with a brick and acting so wooden that Hayden Christensen caught fire! I admit that this one is better than the other two, but then again that isn't saying much. It's like comparing fresh excrement to excrement that's been left out in the sun for three days. Look, Lucas only directed/wrote one of the three original movies for a REASON, I mean he himself admits that he isn't a good writer. I've read R.A. Salvador novels better than his recent writings! It's like the guy is writing his own fan-fiction.
Something interesting I noted was that before this movie came out, both of the previous star wars prequals didn't rate as highly as they do now. I mean come on, both of the other movies were as bad as they ever were, what exactly has changed that caused the movies to get better? I mean Episode 1 created Jar Jar Binks, isn't that reason ENOUGH for people to hate that movie? But no, it's got a rating of 6.4 which, I have to say, is substantially more than before THIS one came out. Did the movie somehow get better when I wasn't looking? No, it didn't.
I have to say i'm disappointed in you all.