Great movie, one of the best.

Rating: 10/10 (10 October 2016)

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith should be called Star Wars: Making the Galaxy Great Again.
Great movie. My good friend Supreme Chancellor Palpatine finally takes control and makes the galaxy great again. After years of a corrupt war being waged by Crooked Hilary, her Jedi Cronies, and that 2/10 Natalie Portman.
After faking a brilliant abduction my good friend traps the Jedi cronies on his ship. He talks his future apprentice Anakin into murdering his old apprentice Count Dooku. What a stupid name. You see why he had to go? It was almost like that time I named Donald Jr before Eric came a long a few years later and represented the name better. I gave Eric the swords and tied Jr down but Eric wasn't man enough to take on the Donald name. Total loser. What a let down.
After saving my good friend Supreme Chancellor Palpatine; the crony Jedi's return home so little Annie can bang that 2. He later knocks her up. Total loser. You grab her by the p****y and force her to abort it. If she resists, have a tic-tac, your a Jedi, your famous, they wont say no.
The Jedi falsely accuse my good friend of being a Sith Lord and send a black Jedi in to murder him in cold blood. My good friend Supreme Chancellor Palpatine, great guy, fights back, survives, real winner- not like the Jedi- total losers.
My good friend Supreme Chancellor Palpatine, great guy by the way, did a lot of great things for a lot of people. Organizes and takes charge of the senate to protect the people. Says he's going to build a wall around bottom layers of Coruscant and make those rapist, pedophile, drug dealers pay for it. He becomes Emperor, his empire is gonna be yuge! My good friend Emeperor Palpatine sends his new apprentice Little Annie now known as Darth Vader to a local Make-A-Wish. Vader assists them with suicide. They couldn't afford Obamacare- They got AnnieCare. Such a nice kid that Vader is, not like Obama- born in Kenya ya know? While Emperor Palpatine is at the senate resting one of those little green rapist, pedophile, drug dealers- real bad guy- Yoda attacks my good friend. My good friend tired from the day, already fought off a black drug dealer is now fighting off that little green pedophile Yoda. My good friend beats him. Total loser. Runs away like Obama from the presidency.
Darth Vader heads to a volcano and is followed by a pregnant 2. He tries to assist her with the abortion but that total loser Ben Kenobi shows up with some droids or something. Vader takes them all on. Four on One. Loses. Crooked Kenobi and crooked-3P0 cut my good friend Vaders arms and legs off. Leave him to burn to death in a pit of lava.
My good friend Emperor Palpatine shows up and saves Vader. Makes him more metal then man. Makes him great again. They vow to rule the galaxy and make it great again.
Some babies are born. I hope the girl turns out to be a 8 and makes out with the boy in 23 years.
The End.