ugh

Rating: 2/10 (1 June 2005)

It was like being hit in between the eyes by a wooden stick. I mean, honestly, George, what were you thinking? I enjoyed the original trilogy of star wars but was no massive fan. After watching episodes one and two i was disappointed, but hoped this film would redeem the series. all i got was a massive kick in the nadgers.
nearly from the beginning i knew this was going to be yet another farcical and pointless expedition by Lucas. More glitzy graphics and 'hilarious' scenes with r2d2 in the first 30 Min's told me i had probably made a mistake. someone trying to fall asleep on my shoulder was the next. throughout the film i was consistently let down by things that were hyped up to be great, amazing, wonderful! instead i got:
count dorky getting messed up by some punk kid who he'd previously beaten silly. Christopher lee appeared for what was basically 2 minutes of pointless action. argh some terrible lines (like a rather long and drawn out noooooooo....)
hyper-kinetic lightsaber fights which just end suddenly. did Lucas suddenly realise he'd got about fifteen minutes of obi-wan vs an akin and decide 'well, thats enough of that. give obi-wan the high ground and lets lop off some more limbs eh? now some fire! and more bad dialogue! how bout obi-wan just walks off? i want to see that rubbish actor suffer too'
general grievous. eh? this guy was terrible. all he did was run away. tried fighting obi-wan and got minced. argh. and what the hell was that giant ridiculous lizard?
Yoda vs emperor. crivens. i saw the emperors leggings.
oh yeah and the part where Yoda effectively turns around to the camera and says 'this is my friend chewbacca! you may remember him from such films as star wars episodes IV, V and VI!' so yeah i didn't like this film. better than ep I and II but lets face it, that wouldn't be hard. and why have so many ppl given this a good review?? are they deaf and blind and stupid?