The Death of Star Wars

Rating: 1/10 (28 February 2012)

... Kind of like, "The Heat Death of the Universe" - Meaning, it's Hopeless.
I told George Lucas in my review of Epi-Dose II (dose of Sleeping tablets) that I was sorry, I do not like dishes of large steaming piles of Doo Doo, even when served on a silver platter of CGI.
That goes double for this high-piled steaming hot platter of "Dooku." Except for this addendum: "Most People Dig the Smell of Their Own" - This theory also applies to Artistic Endeavors - Most people like what they do, they even save the scribblings they did as a Child. I'll bet Lucas does. Or Did. That's why his original idea for Hans Solo was a big Frog Man. That's why, one of his friends got him to change it. And why that character Worked.
Lucas had Nobody to challenge him when he made huge mistakes making these three so-called movies.
That's why this is the worst of the lot. Because by this time Lucas has himself totally deluded that he's making a stylistic masterpiece. Well, I've got news for you, George: You need to start looking at your works more Objectively like an outside person would look at it, to see just what garbage you have created.
Now, I can pick this film to pieces, but I would just be repeating RedLetterMedia's Harry Plinkett, who already did that-Step by Step and in great detail.
So what I am leaving here, is my immense feelings of Sadness over the total and complete death of Star Wars. And this was the final movie that killed it.
Even though Star Wars was resurrected in Legoland and on The Cartoon Channel, "The Clone Wars" which is a stupid thing to make a cartoon story about, but hey it makes money right?
Yah that's it - It Makes Money - It's a MONEY GENERATOR for Lucas. Pretty Soon, Lucas will be the corporate entities he hated when he was making the original Star Wars. He already is that actually.
So what is going to happen, is that Lucas will leave behind a Corporation that will dictate to us that Star Wars I-III were GOOD Movies "because they made money" - Which is only true because they held hostage the original Fans of Star Wars who MADE him that money in the first place.
This Movie is the Final Insult to all true original fans of Star Wars - The guys, Like ME - Who stood in line for hours to see Star Wars in 1977. I saw it five times, how many times did you go to the theatre to see this? I'm asking you, the other "new" fan of Star Wars who says that they LIKE this movie. Well, did you, WOULD YOU, stand in line, in the RAIN, for six hours just to get a seat in the worst part of the theatre at the MIDNIGHT show? Would you do that for Epi-dose III?
I'm guessing, you would not do that, and that you never went back into the theatre for a second viewing. Or a Third, or Fourth, 5th 6th 7th 8th - Some people saw the Original Star Wars up to 50 to 60 times. Would you stand behind your assertion that this is a GOOD movie, by showing THAT MUCH dedication? Because it DID NOT HAPPEN. Not for Episode I, II or III.
Because it happened in 1977 and then again in 1979, but it id NOT happen in 1997, 2002, or when THIS moovie came out. Did it?
Because if people HAD liked this one as much, and if this movie WAS as good as the original 1977 Star Wars - Then there would be practically NO bad reviews in here at all. But this can be easily Proved by the Demographics on IMDb:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076759/ratings
Which does not reflect the publics feelings about the original Movie in 1977 - At which time it would have gotten a MUCH higher rating than it is getting now, and as you can see, the SHARP incline of people who LIKE "Episode IV" - Compared to Ep III, which is Heavily weighted by people, like me, who hated it.