It had potential.

Rating: 5/10 (27 December 2005)

okay this Star Wars was pretty good. Hayden Christensen did good in the beginning and started to slip in after they landed on Grievous's ship, Natalie Portman you can't really blame due to the fact that George Lucas wrote a horrible script and did a horrible job on directing: poor Natalie, same to Ewan; he tried his hardest to stay to the same Obi Wan that everybody knows, but Lucas had to try and make Obi Wan funny!! I mean what was with that, you notice how Kenobi's personality changes through 1, 2 and 3. Episode I: He's serious, obedient, smart and an incredible fighter, two thumbs up to that Obi Wan. Episode II; He's bossy, and not as interesting. But I still give it two thumbs up. Episode III however... He's supposed to be funny, unintelligent, less skilled with a saber and un dramatic; two thumbs down. Now what was with all the droid jokes?? I watched it again and didn't realize the first time I saw it how many droid jokes there were! It's stupid! Next George needs to cut it on the special effects and put more effort into the Dialogue and acting. The first battle is like walking into "headache kingdom". Also Anakin is tring to save Padme, but he chokes her with the force? Also, Where did Grievous come from?? Why did Lucas put him in? The reason why is George Lucas thinks more like this: "Oh it'd be cool to have a droid who is part human-part droid and he can separate his arms so he has four and he battles obi Wan and is killed and his name is Grievous because his death is grievous, boo hoo." But do we know anything about Grievous? Where did he come from? Why is he partially human and droid? Who where his past victims, that he obtain the other lightsabers from? But most importantly why didn't he introduce him earlier/ Most of the people I know thought first thing "who is Grievous"? But WHY DOES HE COUGH? He doesn't even have lungs. Obi Wan opens his chest and you only see a HEART, no LUNGS. So how does he cough. Lucas probably says: "one does not need lungs to breath young padawan. You only need to trust in your abilities." STUPID!!
Now back to the subject on dialog and acting. George has to say not show it. "Oh Anakin you're breaking my heart"... Bwa ha ha ha! What i9s that? You watch padme and she's crying and backing away with a look off shock and disgust for Anakin and she has to say You're breaking my heart? Next Obi Wan is watching the security recordings and he turns it off "I can't watch anymore" Ewan has his face just flat and no expression. That Sucks. George you have potential, you just need to cut off on effects and action, the whole movie is like a full battle. It hurts eyes. You really blew it George.