Thoroughly painful.

Rating: 3/10 (25 May 2005)

I admit to almost falling asleep during this horrid movie. The only reason I didn't fall asleep was due to the constant noise of laser guns. Mnyeeeeehmnyeeeeehbooombabababooomboooooooom. -If you find that last sentence immature then don't watch this film, as that is all you should expect from it. Sure, this film has a decent plot and the acting is okay, that's why it gets 3 stars from me. But the film fails on all levels to convince me that this is true. I know it is a work of fiction, but when I am in a cinema I can truly believe a movie is real for the time I am in there if it captures me. Star Wars simply didn't. Lucas seems to be hoping that most viewers are die-hard fans who simply want to see some fighting. This film was all one messed up jumble of random robots and random characters with random head shapes. Appalling and highly disappointing.