Kurosawa spins in his grave

Rating: 1/10 (23 May 2005)

Myths put to rest by this "film":
1. Natalie Portman can act. 2. Low Expectations aren't enough to make people think a turd's a ciabatta. 3. George Lucas isn't distracted by family, wealth, and business. 4. The worst dialogue in history was written by Jack Chick. 5. The "Top 250" on IMDb can't be excessively influenced by buffoons. 6. A lack of Jar Jar Binks automatically improves a film. 7. Suspension of disbelief is entirely the responsibility of the audience. 8. English actors help avoid the problem of stilted, hamhanded performances. 9. Actors can easily work in front of a blue screen and make it seem real.