Ever heard of something called "acting?"

Rating: 1/10 (19 June 2006)

I hated Ep. I and II ("I love you Padme! I hate you world!") ugg. Garbage. But those looked like Hitchcock compared to this awful "movie."
First of all, when I go to a movie theater, I want to see a movie with a plot! From what I can tell from the screenplay, Anakin has NO REASON whatsoever for joining the dark side! Palpatine talks to him for a few minutes during some random opera and "Ok sure I'll kill children." PLEASE develop your characters. General Grevious could be a possessed toaster for all I care. There is no explanation for him being there. He just exists. Anakin and Padme have no trace of a believable relationship. "Look Padme I turned evil just to show how much I care about you."
Anakin is the STUPIDEST main character ever to disgrace the silver screen. He jumps at Obi- Wan with his lightsaber held behind him and gets three of his limbs chopped off! In one blow! Then his master 'the closest thing he has to a father' just leaves him there to burn and die. Put the poor guy out of his misery! I laughed soooo hard in that scene.
The dialog was just PAINFUL. Half the movie was talking (about nothing) and the rest were overdone, poorly edited fight sequences. ewww.
Lucas bearly constitutes as a director. I'll tell you why.
No. 1: The whole movie has no acting, emotion, believability, or excitement in it. It looks like he shot the trailer first then filled in around it.
No. 2: In movies scenes that have to explain things about the plot are hard to make interesting. this WHOLE MOVIE is explanatory. And it leaves you more confused (and $8 poorer)
In short, don't pay money to see this. Don't waste your time. Going outside and playing "dodge traffic" is a better use of your resources. (please don't play in the street I don't wan't you hurt)
Belongs in the trash incinerator