Biggest Hollywood sham since Cleopatra

Rating: 3/10 (28 April 2006)

I'll admit it. I was never a big fan of the Star Wars series. The films were OK, but I never thought they that bad. The first three were OK for entertainment purposes. Episode 1 was average, Attack of the Clones was poor. I should have seen what was coming next. The pattern was there:
Phantom Menace *** Attack of the Clones ** Revenge of the Sith ?
How do I describe it? One possible description would be the anagram of the word 'Sith'. You might have gathered from my subtle tones that I don't like Episode III much. Thats mainly because it's absolutely awful. And, if that wasn't bad enough, they antagonise me by making everyone else love it. Why? The script is terrible, the direction dull, the acting is appalling. I went to see this film for a bit of entertainment, but even the action sequences are boring!
Revenge of the Sith? Shelf it please, Mr Lucas