With the first two,he didn't turn us,so with the third,he destroyed us!

Rating: 4/10 (26 May 2005)

With the final installment of his "epic" prequel trilogy unleashed upon a very suspecting audience,Mr George"Whippy Head"Lucas should do a Yoda&go into exile.Lacking in atmosphere,tension&general coherence,the film has you racing from one planet to another,trying to immerse you in anaemic action sequences involving characters that you should care about,but don't.The same goes for the "love" scenes.I share more sexual tension with my Vacuum cleaner.
You only have to compare the excitement&tension of ANH's Death Star Trench run&subtle,affectingly childlike romance between Han&leia in TESB,to see that what we have gained in terms of technology,we have lost in emotional depth&soul.
There is nobody who wanted this film(&the other prequels)to blow them away more than me,&while they are slightly entertaining once or twice,i seriously doubt anybody with a true love of Star Wars(or films in general)will return to them a third time.