lame plot line, awful film, mindless reviewers

Rating: 1/10 (7 June 2005)

I simply cannot believe the kind of reviews people have given this movie. Its like they are trying to save face for george lucas. Or retain some kind of the magic they felt when seeing the first star wars films. Everything about this movie was bad 1. The Plot My god, could the premise be any more stupid. I don't wanna ruin things for people who haven't seen the movie yet but jeez how much simpler and more unbelievable could you get for a plot line. George lucas must have, quite like most of his fans i would guess, not have gotten any in highschool which is prominently displayed in the fact that every jedi who does not seem to be a eunich ends up falling for the darkside.
2. Acting Horrible, Disgusting, Wretched, every line said by every character came out sounding unbelievable and fake, even yoda got old after a while. The dialog was awful, cheesy, the attempts at humor ridiculous.
3. Special Effects The one saving grace of the movie, or so you would think, instead turns out to be awful as well. the way characters were so obviously no human when being flung through the air during fight sequences destroyed the believability of the CG and thus destroyed the pretense of the jedi world.
Ill write a with spoiler review later so i can vent about how much i hated this movie. Why did i choose to write this type of review? Because i went and saw this movie based upon the reviews on IMDb that suggested it would be better then the first two trainwrecks. And it actually was, but thats just a testament to how awful all three of these movies truly are.