What a waste

Rating: 1/10 (20 May 2005)

If I could give it a 1/2 star I would. In all seriousness. For all those that wrote a "glowing" review. What movie did you watch? Not the one that I saw. I have to say that Lucas was a smart man. He made the first 3 films, then went into hiding, because he knew that other 3 would blow. For all those that are saying that the special effects in this movie were good, again. What movie were you watching. You could turn on the game for XBOX and get the same stupid light sabers and crappy blasters. From the fist scenes where me and my wife looked at each other and rolled our eyes in disgust, till the final moans when Darth Vader breaks out of his "creation bed" ala Frankenstein monster, this movie was a total waste of time. I have a question for all you star wars fans out there. Did you notice when the flaming ship in the beginning was crashing (yes I said flaming... in space) how were people being thrown around when there is no gravity in space? Again through out the reviews I read about how fans who line up to spend their money on sh*t, drool over Yoda and his light saber battles. Little sh*t bag jumping around does not make for $11 investment on my part. "Been taken for my money have I." I honestly have nothing and I mean nothing good to say about this movie. From the manikin Anakin acting, which could be blamed upon the script, direction, or even just the actors. All the way to the same old washed up special effects from the first series. I cringe every time I hear somebody say how much better star wars was than Star Trek. Yeah, Lucas's vision of Muppet's on all these stupid worlds running around and some mystical magics super power that people will discover is so much more realistic. Waste your money on lottery tickets, as you have a better chance of winning the lottery then you do of Lucas making another good movie. I heard that he plans on retiring now that he is done with his 6th attempt at making a good movie. He plans to farm out the rest of the movies. Thank God. Perhaps we can get a real director behind the wheel and maybe salvage what is left of this train wreck. Just my 2 cents.