Vietnamese Prison Camp

Rating: 1/10 (22 May 2005)

After watching this poor attempt at a film, I now know how Senator John McCain felt after leaving his cell at his P.O.W. camp. I am certain that Dale Earnhardt had a better time at the end of his last race at Daytona. I believe my quest as a citizen of America is to start a scholarship fund for George Lucas to return to college to learn how to properly write, direct, and produce a movie that doesn't belong in a San Fransican Bath House. Now on to Natalie Portman, your new job is waiting for her at the Bunny Ranch. Big foot has more of a right to be on film than her. Hayden Christensen's best role will always be Virgin Suicides, a well written piece. I feel bad for Sam Jackson, who killed his carrer with this. Jimmy Smitts and JarJar are the finest actors in the film.