This is George. Say hello George.

Rating: 6/10 (28 May 2005)

This film answers the question "how rich do you have to be before no one dares tells you that you require help?"
This film is good fun, and yes its better-than-the last-two but it has reached a new level of dire writing. Just having wooden dialogue won't do now. Oh no. Now its all about completely unbelievable reactions.
"Join with me on the dark side" "No, I have spent my life fighting for evil" "OK, what if I add some jeopardy?" "Nah, thats not quite doing it for me" "Please.." "Well, I'm a bit confused now." "The pays better" "Ok, whatever - whats for starters?" "Great - fancy slaughtering the innocent?" "You got it"
There must have been a lot of intelligent people involved in this film. And yet they all bought into the above script. My only assumption is that George must have had a very bad time with one of his daughters getting involved with a bad guy. So he thought "I know, I'll write about it in my next film". Hey, I'm guessing - can you do better? Can you help George out? He needs ideas badly.