I've Given it as many chances as I can!!!!!

Rating: 3/10 (10 June 2005)

OK folks here it is, i've seen this movie three times now. The first time I was one of the people who waited in line and viewed the midnight showing , i left the theater thinking one thing.....I STOOD IN LINE SEVEN HOURS FOR THAT FESTERING TURD OF A MOVIE....Now i went to see this film with a large group of folks, around 30 people, and they all loved it. So i thought to myself well maybe you missed something maybe your just really sleepy and were not able to enjoy the movie for that reason. So the next Day i took my folks to check the film out(my dad being a huge fan of the original) i sat through it wide eyed waiting to move to the edge of my seat, two hours and twenty minutes later i realized the horrid mistake i had made. I left the theater ready to hear my father say what a piece it was....and as we exit he mumbles one word "incedible"...I stopped looked at him and said "so you liked it eh?" he responded with how amazing the effects were and how it tied everything together so well and flowed smoothly throughout the movie. I at this point got a case of the mini vomits that can normally only be done to me with strong drinks. So i went home still wondering how i was the one person who didn't like this movie. One more time just one more i thought to myself, OK what can it hurt. This time i went and watched the movie not trying to enjoy rather to rate it ....now i have come to this list, i call it the make this movie not suck list. These are little changes i would have made to make this movie not suck.
1. KILL JAR JAR (we all want it why not give it to us if it's pg 13 then kill the guy) this would have taken the movie up a notch
2. Palpatine is not a giddy school girl he is a twisted evil bastard the smiling and the giggles have got to GO, also for Palpatine i don't think he should have ever used a light-saber, except for one time, when Anni runs in the room to see Windu fighting the emperor should have stripped away Anni's light-saber and cut the Windu right in half....This would still have the same effect since Palp did it in self defense. Everything else should have been done with force lighting or force crush.
3. Robot humor .....uh no
4. All the love crap, Maybe if it was written better but just to be safe lets just cut it out
5. The Jedi......Fiveminutes to kill them all is not cool!!! give us at least a little something
6. Count Dooku and General Grievous, Lucas you may want to watch the clone wars because Grievous isn't supposed to suck. and Dooku Took on Yoda in the last movie and stood on his own. Oh well guess he had a brain fart on how to use his light-saber
7. and the last and most important part DON'T LET GEORGE LUCAS HAVE ANY PART OF THIS FILM!!!!
With these few changes we could have a movie that really rocked.