Bad Acting + Bad Writing+ Gorgeous Scenery= Deja Vu of Episodes 6, 1, and 2.

Rating: 2/10 (19 May 2005)

Fell asleep halfway through. This was a piece of junk just like episodes 6, 1, and 2. Hayden and Natalie prove that they should star in a modern update of Pinochio. Talk about wooden performances, they make Kevin Costner seem like Jack Nicholson. That said, the special effects were cool. That said, George Lucas couldn't light a flame to Peter Jackson's farts. But this diatribe is worthless because everyone and their dead mom will be at this crap storm on opening day, where as I got to see it for free in Cannes and catch up on much needed sleep. By the way, what happens at the end, let me guess...At least we were saved from lessons on intergalactic diplomacy and trade embargoes, but seriously the love story, the love story. It's better than prune juice to ease the constipation, and the end result stinks just as bad.