Boring.

Rating: 1/10 (22 May 2005)

Its a first! My entire family was bored stiff. Lucas has to phone the directing in as he cannot possibly have seen the wooden expressions of his actors. The story and script could have been written on the back of a cereal packet with toe curling opening lines from Skywalker and Kenobi. It really doesn't do the actors any good credit wise as they clearly only participate for the paychecks. Ewan and Natalie managed to inject a minute amount of personality into their roles and struggled manfully with the thinest narrative structure I have ever witnessed, The fight scenes were meaningless and interminable with Hayden whatshisname putting on this bizarre Lauren Bacall (The Look) expression throughout. He makes Orlando Bloom look like L.Olivier and thats saying something.