sucked losers dry

Rating: 1/10 (17 February 2007)

This movie in some ways was a crowning achievement in movie history. Never before have I seen so many brilliant actors, effects artists, set designers etc. produce such a steaming bucket of hamster vomit all because of a loopy director. I only hope that he stops killing Star Wars some day but I can only imagine he is doing something stupid like make a baby Jabba TV series. The only thing that mattered in all the prequels was the end scene of ep 3 and honestly by that point I didn't care. Actually at that point I wanted my money back. I think if the movies were dubbed with better dialog they could be saved but as they stand I feel they blow big donkey dongs. I was a huge Star Wars fan when I was young and after seeing the movies I have not spent one cent on any Star Wars related stuff. I know I can't stop George from flushing Star Wars away but I know how much money I spent on his world when I was younger and I know how much I could have spent now that I have a job and I didn't because Star Wars sucks now. The only thing standing in the way of me totally writing off Star Wars are the games. George Lucas on the other hand can shove his head up an elephant's butt.