My review of Revenge of the Sith

Rating: 1/10 (28 January 2006)

Ben Kenobi chops off Anakin Skywalker's legs off while their stumps burn with fire and his face melts in lava.
Anakin Skywalker kills his own wife when the whole point of him switching to the dark side was to try and save his wife in the first place. George Lucas seemed to have diarrhea and let his bowels loose on the script.
This movie sucks like Episodes I and II. Avoid it at all costs especially since now I ruined it for you with the only two significant things that happen in the movie.
You'll thank me later.