My first Star Wars review

Rating: Null/10 (3 June 2005)

I'm kind of a rookie to this whole "review" game but I definitely had to write something on this awesome movie and all the star wars movies at that. In my opinion, having seen all of the star wars films,(special crap editions included), this is how they go- from great flick to worthless thing i cant watch more than once. 1)THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK--this movie comes out with guns blazing. Everything cool happens in this one. For people who see Darth Vader as a caped turd in star wars: a new hope, they get to see him in all his awesome glory. Luke buffs up, we meet Yoda, Han and Leia swap spit, and the holy grail of memorable lines is delivered. A pure classic. 2)REVENGE OF THE SITH--Although it just came out, it already ranked up there with the Almighty EMPIRE. This movie is dark as hell. Everything we've every heard or read about concerning the fall of Anakin Skywalker comes to life. It exceeded expectations for me because of how on-the-mark everything was. The infamous DUEL. The death of Anakin and the birth of Darth Vader. The death of democracy. The birth of a new hope. Save one or two silly parts, this movie will long be remembered by every fan: hardcore or not 3)RETURN OF THE JEDI-- Where it all ends. The destruction of the Empire. When I was younger this was the first star wars film I ever saw and from then on it was my favorite. Since I saw it first I already knew Vader was Luke's father. Kind of a bummer knowing that without seeing empire first but its cool. We get to see Luke at his most vulnerable in front of his father and the emperor, as his friends and army are falling. Awesome final duel between father and son. Redemption is a great thing. All around fun movie, oh yeah and one word- Jabba. 4)STAR WARS-- Its a shame that the others rank above the one that started it all. Its not a bad flick at all. Like i said its basically the reason for all this. The origin of the fat guy dressed up like a storm trooper. The Death Star. Lighsabers. Mos Eisley Cantina.The Milenium Falcon. Chewie's mustache. C'mon. It's Star Wars 5)ATTACK OF THE CLONES-- The first time I saw this in theaters I was relieved there wasn't as much talking and more getting to the point with action. That was good. What wasn't good was the staying power it had on me. I realize more and more that Anakin went from a annoying child to a creepy annoying teen. There were awesome parts in it too which is a shame. The glimpses of the clone wars. The Lightsaber battles. Experienced Obi-wan. Not horrible but not good. Mediocre I have to give it. 6)THE PHANTOM MENACE-- Onecool part. And one of the coolest new characters of the new (or old?)star wars universe bites the big on in it too. what kind of crap is that? The rest of the movie I barely remember. There's some underwater city or something. i really don't remember. It's boring but its necessary. And the first hour is really boring. There's some Arabian in it too that owns anakin. I could try to remember but it would hurt.
There ya go. Feel free to criticize of comment. I welcome it. Thanks.