Strong in Elliot the Force is...

Rating: 2/10 (20 May 2005)

Brutal. Lucas needs to find someone else to write for him, because I know kids in elementary school who could churn out better dialogue. The love storyline was a complete waste of time, and after Eps I and II there was just too much story left to tell in one movie.
Anakin's character development was rushed and unconvincing, the special effects were disorienting, and the movie made me laugh uncontrollably from beginning to end. Ouch, ouch, ouch. Also, if you have a little green alien, don't have him get into a ship that looks strikingly like one featured in a Spielberg movie about a different alien who wished to phone home...I reached for the movie screen with one finger and made the people around me stifle giggles.
Do yourself a favor and rent it.