Lucas lost his damn mind.

Rating: 1/10 (25 June 2005)

This movie was crap. Complete and total crap. Fans are just reaching for anything to cling to in order to justify being fans. Now, I can't watch 4, 5, and 6 without seeing that douche bag underneath the Vader mask. Dialogue was idiotic, stating things that were obvious if you have eyes. "This elevator isn't working." Yeah, we know. You know how we know? It's because you pressed the button and nothing happened. "I saw you arrive in your ship." No kidding. Is that because we all saw you staring out the window as the ship pulled up and docked? The stating of the obvious and the general lack of a story at all made this almost completely unwatchable. And the stuff that was put in just in order to tie up loose ends. "Do the mandatory memory wipe on the droids." Come on guys. I know that you loved the originals, but don't lie to yourself. These three prequels were all crap.