Don't Give George Lucas your money EVER!!!

Rating: 2/10 (19 May 2005)

I give this a 2 and not a 1 just because the ghost of Alec Guinness deserves better.
I won't give away spoilers. Just these few thoughts.
1. HORRIBLE DIALOGUE!!! And that for these last three in general. No Wit. No "Laugh it up fuzz ball" or "I don't know, fly casual." Just lots of "You rebel scum!" Sure that's a funny line, but a whole movie of that!!! Awful.
2. I thought a turn to the Dark Side was pretty intense. Guess what it isn't. Remember when Vader told Luke if he wouldn't turn to the dark side, maybe his sister would? Remember how intense that was!!! Well this isn't.
3. Poorly filled plot holes, enough said about that.
4. Kevin Smith was wrong about Hayden Christiansen. (spell check) He is bad. which brings me to my last point.
5. I don't really blame the actors, they did the best with what they had. George Lucas has no idea how to write. Why were Empire and Jedi so good? George didn't write those two by himself NOR DID HE DIRECT THEM!!!!! That man should be taken away, far far away.
Hopfully some one will rise in about 20 years and remake these movies, but good. I am saddened that kids today think this is StarWars. Did you notice how very infrequently they said "May The Force Be With You?" Remember how the first 3 movies were all about internal struggle and not about the special effects? I saw nothing in this movie that makes me want to see it again. The trailer, again, was better.