What is Everyone Thinking

Rating: 2/10 (19 May 2005)

Lucas has not redeemed himself, not one bit! You would think that with all the amazing digital effects and character creation that Lucas is capable of conjuring up, he would be able to at least get a semi-believable performance out of A-List actors. The dialog is just plain awful. Even master Yoda's normally poignant dialog is ruined in this one, as George decided to make the audience have to stop and figure out what the hell he is saying. Also, Hayden doesn't quite fill out that Darth Vader costume. He looked about as menacing as the Vader costumes waiting in line at the theater. I am finally convinced that George has never been in love with a woman. The dialog between Padme and Anakin made me cringe every time they exchanged their horrid lines. Anakin: "You look so beautiful tonight" Padme: "That is because I am so much in love" UGH!!! I am giving "Sith" 2 stars, only for Yoda's humorous quick work of the Imperial Guards. Otherwise, it would have been a one.