Mental Shipwreck

Rating: 1/10 (22 June 2011)

Revenge of the Sith.
You loved it, shot yourself, summoned your corpse back to life and then introduced a bill which makes destroying pop culture touchstones illegal. Then you shot yourself again.
This is the only acceptable course of action for anyone who has seen this film. It was almost frightening, once again, to realize that idiots with the GDP of a country at their budgetary disposal will produce such abysmal work.
Yet another study in CGI overload and ADD editing. All the characters phone it in hard. If you have seen the other prequels, and are willing to be honest with yourself, the masochism isn't worth it.
It has been said many times in these reviews, but the dialog is almost surreal how bad it gets. It is spiritually exhausting to devote another minute to this review. God help us all.