Do Not Hand Over Your Money For This Trash!

Rating: 1/10 (20 May 2005)

People, pull it together!!!! The new Star Wars film is a piece of trite, poorly written, badly acted, ill-conceived, over-hyped tripe.
I wanted as much as anyone for it to be good. Star Wars was the first movie I saw in a theatre, in 1977, at 2 1/2 years old... we've got history together...
But all the joys of the past cannot change the fact that this is dung. It doesn't matter that it's better than Episode II. Just because a thing is better than syphilis doesn't make it Godiva chocolate.
I didn't realize how attached I was to the Chronological First Three until I found myself getting angrier and angrier about this monstrous slur against writing, acting, and the first proper cinematic mythological legacy.
Stop giving feeding the diseased ego that created this! Stop giving your money to it.... just walk away... please.