For shame

Rating: 1/10 (30 May 2005)

If you are over the age of 26 or so and you have posted a positive review of this film, you are a galactic a.s.s.w.i.p.e. This film is the final piece of proof that the original trilogy was truly the greatest occurrence of cosmic luck. Had Lucas been able to use the digital technology that we have today in 1970s and 80s, the original films would have undoubtedly been as terrible as the new trilogy. We should all feel blessed that Lucas was confined by the times and the technology. This new film proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that with unlimited resources Lucas will pour unlimited quantities of pure human s.h.i.t. onto the screen. The actors are not to blame. The story is not to blame. George Lucas simply cannot contain his impulses to digitize anything and everything regardless of how ridiculous and insignificant. Can anyone tell me why he would digitize two clone troopers standing next to one another talking? Does this retard actually think that it looks better than the real thing. Unlike the slick largely analog effects of the original trilogy, none of the digital effects of the new films will stand the test of time. Anyone who doubts this assertion should sit down and watch the once mind blowing digital effects of Total Recall, etc. This new film is a horrible rotten pile of s.h.i.t. I hate you George Lucas you stupid arrogant weenie.