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Rating: 3/10 (23 May 2005)

"You are so ... (long pause) ... beautiful" - only George Lucas could write such lame dialog, delivered by such lame actors, and still make millions at the box office. Was this movie worth interrupting an afternoon nap? No. The only good thing to say about it is that it sucks less than episodes I and II. Save your money, even if you love special effects on the big screen. The action comes so fast and furious at times you can't catch what's going on anyway. Sets? Imagine a princess's palatial penthouse suite with no art, no books, no plants, no pets, nothing organic. Everything is sterile - like most of the visuals. From a plot perspective, we all know where this movie is going, so couldn't Lucas come up with even a few plot twists to get us there? Guess not. Thank the FORCE this series is over.