Watch with earplugs and it improves a star

Rating: 2/10 (7 June 2005)

Utter crap. Too busy to look at and will melt your brain if you listen to the actors line read their dialogue. I cannot, for the life of me, understand the people writing reviews claiming that this is the best thing since antibiotics. I've heard better dialogue in late night infomercials. Obviously in dire need of the Han Solo character who stands back and asks, "You can't possibly be serious about any of this joining the dark side crap, right?" I am looking forward to seeing the film student cut of this film - like the ones that come out after each of the new Episodes- where some younger, talented person who actually gives a crap about the franchise manages to dub in entertaining and respectable dialogue and reshape the action into something I can enjoy without having ADHD.