Revenge of the Sh*t

Rating: 3/10 (20 January 2010)

After posting equal reviews for the other two films I decided to post one for this as well. First I will list plot holes in the films, and on to bad acting, then flaws in design.
1.) It took 10 years to find out Luke was at Anakin's Uncle's old farm. 2.) Skywalker was never really a good star fighter, or a Jedi Master so its OK that Obi wan is a bit overly sarcastic in A New Hope(Hmmmm crazy old Ben messing with Lukes head) 3.)Earlier star wars universe seems to be really action packed, like the medieval times compared to now...NOT 4.)Palpatine is supposed to get pale gradually by the dark side 5.)Artoo is not a fun-bot, and can't destroy an army of droids let alone fly. New Jar jar replacement come in now. 6.)Obi doesn't remember r2 in a New Hope, yes like Owen Lars doesn't remember C-3po (meaning c3po has exact counterparts and Anakin never really invented him) 7.)Anakin turns to the Darkside like that, killing children first. Design 8.)Count Dooku, Lucas's only hope for a good char dies proving to be a throw in from the last movie. 9.)The Jedi Purge would have been done right, given the scope of the incident. Sorry the Holacaust took a few years for extermination, not a few minutes (apparently it is what took a few decades to engineer due to culture clashes was triggered to last superhumanly, in an instant). And these weren't all powerful Jedis. 10.)Anakin can't manage to detect twins in padme, obi wan could have blocked him from knowing, but he didn't know either. Someone needs to see a doctor!! Digital 1.)Computer graphics still look cartoony, grievous sucks like a bad batman villain who makes a gay escape route in space with his space rope then dies later. Cut. Similar to Comic Relief of 3 films CUT. 2.)They make the star wars technology look 10 years ahead of the first movies (bye and by, i did notice the force is used fairly easily, as if it was that easy to be a god; why not have no religion for the past 10k years too!) 3.)Only good scene reminiscent of Old films are the scene where Darth dons the helmet. (lol before he finds out he was Darth all along.) 4.)filmed in Australia by Australian yes women or might I say marketing executives Acting: 1.)Padme=worst performance of 3 films 2.)Ian=worst Performance, clumsy gargomalye who prances around like an idiot from some cartoon. 3.)Grevious=throw in computer character 4.)Mace=holding in anger management 5.)too many wooden actors 6.)Yoda seems to be able to turn into super Yoda who thinks to be invincible during a fight and speaks like Yoda too consistently, in ESB he speaks normally most times 7.)Anakin turns to the Darkside because "Jedi don't think of themselves, they don't have power to obstruct death" (his love story is crap dialog). Then bang, hes a Sith. No pt. Plagieus dies anyways. 8.)Anakin never realizes she is pregnant let alone with twins after they hug. 9.)In A New Hope, Leia says she remembers her mother at a young age. Or exactly at 3 minutes years young. 10.)Ending scene with Darth was VERY funny 11.)I'm going to stop listing soon... 12.)Long fight sword scene still not better then the 1 with Darth Maul in phantom menace. (CH:sorry Mcgreggor!! I have failed you!) 13.)Too much same character cut-scene talking, no mythologically attuned camera shots and angles IE Anakin here Anakin there. Look over there Anakin in the same scene as Ep II with 2 light sabers! Oh oh one more thing the actors move too fast when displaying the force! or what i call aerobatics, fastwalks and scene jumps. 14.)who cares these wooden actors take a day to forget and make up a great plot whole in the expanded universe. I'm going to act out lego Star Wars and do a better job. 15.)Wat gives are these actors afraid of Lucas or something? No, bad, you can't have the red light saber. :I All of this leads to one man. How can the original John Williams score, high budget, etc. ruin 3 films? 4 if you count Return of the Muppets. Answer: director and heart-breaker George Lucas.