please don't waste your time on this brainless wonder

Rating: 2/10 (27 May 2005)

Painfully moronic dialogue... Stick figure characters... Tediously droll 'action' scenes (aka a plethora of bathroom break time)... Editing via Cuisinart... Story by an ADD 5th grader.. (my apologies for the insult to 5th graders)
If you find yourself in the sitting through this tasteless joke of a film and, at about 20 minutes in, at the line 'another happy landing' find yourself bored, insulted, and wondering if you should leave or wait to see if it gets *any* better, then PLEASE do yourself a favor, cut your losses and get out of there.
I wound up not angry at Lucas for creating this tripe, but at myself for not exercising better judgment and falling prey to unrealistic optimism.
I used to wonder how Baliwood films could be so incredibly popular when they were clearly so awful. I thought, in ignorance, it must be a cultural flaw of some sort, it couldn't happen here (USA). I may be a little late in the realisation, but Lucas has made it perfectly clear that we suffer from the same disease -'Idiots rule'