What the heck is this?

Rating: 1/10 (18 May 2005)

If you have to go see this vile piece of llama feces.
Bring your favourite CD to the cinema, listen to it. Close your eyes, and tell the nerd sitting next to you to wake you up whenever there is an action scene.
Seriously, the only reason i gave this a 2 was because there were some scenes where i nearly wet myself with laughter because the dialogue was like some cheap Mexican porno. Stick to the first (or last) 3...whatever....
Thats three hours of my life wasted, thank god i got the tickets for free.