Scene after scene of boring chatter

Rating: 1/10 (2 June 2005)

I REALLY did have high hopes for this movie. I'm not the biggest Star War fan out there, but the original three are some of my favorite movies, and are what made me as a kid want to get into movie making. When this movie starts off, of course there is a gigantic space battle and all, which was a little bit of computer graphic overkill. Then that scene comes to a climax, and of course, you couldn't care how it ends, because at that time, you're busy trying to get your equilibrium back in order. After that the film is mostly made up of scene after scene of boring chatter, basically nothing more than tying up loose ends of the six-part storyline. "Where the Vader name came from", and so forth. Honestly, I think this seemed more of a fan film made by an over computerized 14 year-old. The dialog's pretty childish, and the acting is over the top. The only thing to keep us in our seats and from leaving the theatre are the light saber fight scenes. The are all well done, and the only thing the actors seem to have a grasp of. The only disappointing fight scene was with the grevious character. I am still boggled by that character. Was he half human/half robot or what? E-mail me if you know! And the way he dies was just as pathetic as Mace Windu's death. ATTENTION SAMUEL L. JACKSON: Guess what? You DID go out like a bit** a$$ punk! The entire theatre LAUGHED when he was done with! So over all: If you are completely obsessed with the franchise, you've already seen it. If your not, wait till DVD and just rent it. E-mail me with any comments on this at moviekid21@msn.com