Remember: When watching this movie, you are a 10-year-old.

Rating: 7/10 (15 June 2006)

What did you expect? The Shawshank Redemption? Did you really go into this movie expecting Lucas to redeem himself after the two horrendous efforts he put into Episodes I and II? Why did you watch this movie if you hated the other two? Why would you send more money to Lucas? Did you not know that he'd cram all of the story into Episode III because Episode II had none in it? Did you not know that it would only take 3 scenes to get Anakin to turn to the dark side, considering that it's a 2 hour movie and there was no build up in the previous two? Don't be so dumb-founded, of course all of that was going to happen. I knew right away that the new Star Wars trilogy was going to stink. Bad actors, bad dialog, annoying kids and annoying creatures (not just in the movie, but also in the movie theaters when watching it). I don't understand why people would dislike this movie for what it is. What this movie is, is something that many of you cannot grasp. You do not feel the power of this movie. The power of this movie comes from: light sabers and Jedi's. If you don't like light sabers and Jedi's, don't watch this movie. I happen to like light sabers and Jedi's, so I had a fantastic time watching this movie. It was a complete battle-fest: Yoda vs. Sidious, Obi-Wan and Anakin vs. Dooku pt. 2 and Mace Windu vs. Sidious (which ended in a double-teaming racist segment where Anakin Skywalker interrupts and chops off Windu's hand and Sidious electrocutes him to death).. Oh yeah, and the incredible light saber battle of Anakin and Obi-Wan on Mustafar (a LAVA planet). How could you not like this movie? Come on! We got to see Anakin burning alive after having 3 of his limbs cut off! I'm sure you've been dying to see that for all 3 episodes. "I HATE YOU!!!" pretty much sums up the awesomeness of this movie, and describes the passion, and the inconceivable power of: light sabers and Jedi's. Light sabers and Jedi's is what makes this movie worth it. Don't use your brain for this one people. Just ignore the bad dialog and horrible acting. Just think "oh, Lucas must have been on crack when he came up with these lines" and just forgive him and get over it. Take this movie for what it really is: light sabers and Jedi's. By the way, I was disappointed that Anakin didn't use a red light saber immediately after he became a sith... WHAT'S UP WIT DAT!? Once I became a sith, the first question I would have asked Sidious would be "hey uhhh.... now that I'm a sith, can I use an awesome red light saber?".. In fact, that would be the whole reason why I'd turn into a sith. I could care less about saving Padme, the color of the light saber is what really matters.