Flamed out fail fest

Rating: 1/10 (17 May 2017)

At last the end. Well of this trilogy.the only way out is through it.
Lets do it.
So more years have gone by. The civil war is starting and as usual our two Jedi heroes Are in the thick of it. The opening sequence could have used a hip hop rewrite version dubbed it's raining droids. Not a problem for Obi-wan who clearly is in a dancing mood after landing on Grevious flagship flight deck. However our heroes kill count Dooku and Save the day again! Yay! ( we'll over look that big crashed ship thing.)
Anakin gets more love from the politicos , and the bomb drop padme is pregnant ( not a single photo online. TMZ fail.) Things however are not as great as they seem. The council is at odds with the emperor and his involvement in Anakin's affairs. They are particularly wary of Palpatine's decision to place him on their leadership council. Things get ugly when The council informs Anakin he will have voice but not vote on the board.
This sets up a long building "days of our lives" segment that was way too long. The evil chancellor is polluting Anakin's mind with dark side jive about padme dying in childbirth. Thus ramping his fear up. Worse yet Anakin and Obi-Wan are growing more at odds over His political ambitions and the Jedi council. Any more of this sap in a half hour could lead to a pancake feed.
Anyway , it all comes down to Grevious. With Dooku dead , the fall of Grevious signals the end of the chancellors need of the star wars version of the united states freedom act. After discovering Grevious hiding world , Obi-Wan does his job and eliminates Grevious. Scolded and told to stay out of that fight , Anakin commiserates with Palpatine , who makes his move informing him he is a sith lord.
Anakin still a Jedi leaves and reports this fact to Mace Windu , who praises him but sends him to the Jedi temple whilst he and his cadre attempt to arrest Palpatine when he refuses to repeal the Freedom Act. Palpatine pawns Windu' s cadre and Windu has him cornered when Anakin arrives. After a he did it ,no he did it exchange, Palpatine manipulates Anakin through his unrealistic fear of padme' s death , and Anakin provides Palpatine the ability to kill Mace Windu. After which in reward Anakin is pronounced a sith lord..Darth Vader.
It is all down hill from here. Palpatine orders the clone army to kill the Jedi. Lord Vader Returns to the Jedi temple and kills all the padawan with the clones. Obi-Wan and our favorite green puppet make it back to the temple to find Anakin's handy work strewn about. They agree too kill Anakin and the emperor, who is as they speak reorganizing the republic into the galactic empire. "For a safe and secure society" sounded like a senate stump speech alright.
Obi-Wan stows away on Padme's ship and finds Vader on Mustafar where he has just eliminated Newt Gunray and the trade federation. While Obi-Wan trades saber jabs with Vader between political ideology talking points , the green puppet goes after the emperor without any strings attached. In the end , Obi-Wan slices and dices his old padawan leaving him to burn alive. the puppet has less favorable luck and is forced to hitch a ride In Bail Organa's special edition speeder into exile.
So it all connects , unfortunately padme does die in a mining station while giving birth to her 40 something son Luke and daughter leia. There is a bogus state funeral. Senator Organa speeds Yoda to Dagobah to await Luke decades later. Obi - Wan is reintroduced to. Qui -Gon and takes Luke to Owen and Beru on Tattoine. Senator Organa takes Leia to Alderran. The senators personal pilot Capt. Antillies receives C3PO and R2 and is ordered to wipe 3PO's memory.
This completes the story loop and end's what may have been the most over-hyped movie franchise ever.
Good riddance.