I would call it a joke, but it's not even funny.

Rating: 3/10 (2 June 2005)

First off, how could anyone above the age of 6 give this movie more than 5 stars? The movie contains tons of logical errors, lengthy-and-stupid-dialogue (don't get me wrong, i have nothing against lengthy dialogue, as long as it is not as incredibly boring, meaningless and badly-written as it is in Episode III) and VERY bad acting (Ian McDiarmid and Hayden Christensen act so bad, it almost had me crying). Also, i can still only repeat that Samuel L. Jackson has nothing to do in a Star Wars movie. Nothing at all. Ewan McGregor and Natalie Portman are the only actors who do a halfway decent job in this movie. Also, Grievous is very disappointing, if you saw the animated series "Clone Wars".
As for the logical errors.. Well, yes, i am kind of a Star Wars geek (or rather _was_ after i've seen this movie), so of course they may mean more to me than to other people, but come on, some of them totally destroy the whole saga. Like Darth Vader. His story is the single most annoying thing i've seen since Jar Jar Binks. Why should he be converted to the dark side? He _never_ fulfills any prophecy, he _never_ gets to be stronger than the emperor, all in all, he _never_ does anything, that others couldn't have done just as well, if not even better. All the Sith that have been sacrificed to convert Darth Vader to the dark side together, would be stronger than Darth Vader ever gets. Also there are a lot of other, smaller, logical errors. Like at the start, where R2D2 slides down that hangar. R2D2 is a navigation droid. Those have magnetic feet. Magnetic feet for gods sake. They CAN'T slide on metal. Also, we have already seen that he can fly. Why didn't he just do that? Another thing that really gets me off, is how two clone troopers kill a Master Jedi with no effort at all. They simply shoot him/her. I mean, what the heck? Aren't they supposed to feel disturbances in the force, and have super-quick reflexes? What happened to those things? Also, the whole annihilation of the Jedi Order takes about 5 minutes. I can't use words to describe how disappointing that was.
Anyway, before i get too carried away with this stuff, and sound too geeky, i should rather quit. All in all, i can say that the movie is one big mix of bad dialogue, poor acting, logical errors, and flashy special effects. Oh, and the light saber battles suck. Why i gave the movie 3 stars instead of 1? I like the music.