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Rating: 6/10 (23 May 2005)

It is unsettling viewing all three of the latest Star War series due solely to the monotone acting. There is nothing to learn here and the world would have been better off not seeing the History of the first Star Wars until someone came along that knew how to Direct, cast and write. Lucas appears to be a Vain and egotistical director that has not left his "cool state" of being he had in his twenties.
Natalie Portman's purpose in this film was disheartening because giggles and snickers was the reaction to most of her one dimensional lines. Haydn Christensen replies were of equal weight.
The film opens on flowing eye candy images that dazzle the senses. The one problem that has occurred in all the films since 1977 is that there are so many lasers shooting about. Lasers abound in "Sith's" opening. It is so preposterous! Not to speak of the landing of the split in half Star Destroyer.
The Wookie Battle was a let down as they all hollered at the sky and did nothing else. Anecdotes from R2 and C3PO failed to rise any humor.
The scariest part of The Return of The Sith is that Yoda had more character than the actors. A computer generated character. He could have carried the weight of the film along with Mcgregor who at times seem to force himself from laughing at his own lines.
The Bad guys have the most fun. The Emperor is a marvelous creation. The transformation to the Dark Side was sophomoric for Darth Vader. The change happened to quickly and seemed unlikely. The Hades Inferno played out like a video game where one thinks how a human can survive in such heat let alone the giant flying insects. Darth Vaders pre disfigurement was ill felt and set the stage for eternal bitterness.
The Dark Side definitely won this battle.