Hilarious

Rating: 10/10 (24 September 2005)

EVERYONE should see Star Wars 3. I went to see with 2 friends and laughed all the way through it. Obi-Wan's wooden acting, R2D2's rocket pads, the fact that Padme died after because she gave up the will to live. But none of these hilarious incidents can even compare to Darth Sideous. The part where he MELTED. People said it was a bit weird but they were wrong. As he cried out, "I'm growing weaker!", I knew that Goerge Lucas was an idiot. There were other things as well. The fact that Anakin could could not twig on that Darth Sideous was telling him that he was a Sith. Not even when Darth Sideous started talking about his master, Darth Plageous the Wise! What was that!?!?!? There were other stupid things. In the final fight one Anakin's arms disappeared. Watch it carefully and see. What were Sideous and Anakin watching when they were talking about Plageous? It looked like a big ball of sperm. Chewbacca must be at least 60 now and the Death Star apparently takes 20-30 years to build, yet after it was destroyed for the first time it only took 3 years. I finish this review with the words, Goerge Lucas is worse than Ed Wood, and Ed Wood tried to make a good film.