I thought it was...

Rating: 3/10 (25 May 2005)

Terrible. Just plain terrible. If anyone wants me to elaborate feel free to let me know. T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E. Worth the money to laugh at and that's about it. Almost no intentional value in the entire film. Every scene even approaching respectability is ruined by Lucas's complete ineptitude. He fails to direct any type of emotion whether it be humor, anger, sadness and especially love. Every shot is over crammed with a ridiculous amount of garish effects that do nothing more than confuse and annoy the viewer. Lucas also seems obsessed with self referencing back to a time when "he was cool" as if he has some sort of credibility credit. If he did that account was emptied a long long time ago.... The pinnacle of cinematic lethargy.