The Hidden Truth!

Rating: 7/10 (9 May 2005)

Wow! Saw REVENGE OF THE SITH, and I'll tell you, this has some really great stuff in it. I was blown away, and completely enjoying this film, until I was slapped in the face with yet ANOTHER George Bush jab. So now, George Bush is Darth Vader???
I pondered this thought long and hard, and wondered why Lucas decided to destroy such a great film instantly with his POLITICAL-lets satisfy all my Hollywood friends-GARBAGE, but then, the hidden truth was finally revealed. JAR JAR BINKS IS BILL CLINTON!!!
All of us STAR WARS fans have been agonizing since 1999 why on earth someone as talented as George Lucas would subject us to a total buffoon making a mockery of the STAR WARS saga. And all this time, Lucas was making a comment about Bill Clinton's mockery of the White House!
Mr. Lucas, I can't wait to buy all the product tie-ins and countless, countless re-releases and re-do's of all your 6 Star Wars films. I also can't wait when you decide you haven't made enough money and explain away the reasons why you are NOW making episodes 7,8,9. I'm sure those films will come after you've made a few more television ewok specials, cartoons, and live action TV sequels/prequels.