George Lucas is the destroyer of beauty and happiness.

Rating: 4/10 (27 May 2003)

`Attack of the Clones' was a horrifying hate crime. I would rank the making of this movie with the creation of the atomic bomb in terms of sheer negative impact on the general well-being of human civilization.
After seeing this movie, I was so mad I went to my local supermarket, poked holes in all the peaches with my index finger, and left them there. Hours later, I developed a nervous twitch and a profound fear of Hayden Christensen that have stayed with me to this day.
In closing, this movie just made my LIST: 1. Gassoway 2. The New York Yankees 3. Hotel California 4. bean salad 5. Attack of the Clones