So monumentally stupid as to defy description

Rating: Null/10 (15 June 2002)

This movie was so dumb, boring, and pointless that it should have not even been made! It meanders along mindlessly for over 2 hours with scenes and dialogue that make absolutely no sense whatsoever. The plot is confusing and muttled and seems to serve no other purpose than to set up the next movie. Unlike 'Empire Strikes Back' which was a brilliant masterpiece, this "other" middle movie is both lame and without content. We have convenient plot twists, horrible acting, and action sequences that were all shown in the trailers and commercials. Anyone trying to defend this dribble is obviously only trying not to spoil their perfect little vision of Star Wars movies being able to do no wrong. I actually liked Episode I, save for the lame ending. Darth Vader used to give me chills. Darth Maul reminded me of Ronald McDonald with a black suit, but at least he was a tangible bad guy. The "villains" in this pile of rubbish are not only weak, they lack any content or believability. Yoda should have never been handed a lightsaber. That was just plain wrong and an obvious attempt to bolster an already weak film. If for some unknown reason you *do* choose to see this, I feel sorry for you and I pity you. No one should be subjected to this type of mind-numbing torment. I just can't say enough about how awful this movie was. Terrible doesn't even begin to describe it. This was *not* a Star Wars movie, it was a 'chick-flick' filled with long, boring, undramatic dialogue and pointless "love scenes". See this movie only at your own risk. I give this movie -10 out of 10 stars. It was that bad!