Star Wars: Episode SUCK!

Rating: Null/10 (15 January 2003)

There is no excuse for this. After defending Episode I, I now feel hopeless and realize that the once great trilogy has been tainted with suck. Not only was it a poor Star Wars, it was a poor movie. The movie didn't even need Jar-Jar Binks to ruin the movie, the poor acting did a good enough job itself. If Natalie Portman wasn't so damn sexy, I would have left the theater early. Unless you're a die-hard Stars Wars fan (so die-hard that you're building a Death Star in your back yard), DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME AND MONEY!!!