YODA KICKS ASS!!!

Rating: 10/10 (15 May 2002)

Well the Phantom menace was a massive disappointment to me, bar the pod race. Whatever anyone says, it's pants.
Good News.
George Lucas was just warming up.
He'd just lost lost his flow.
Well it was his fault, the idiot had like a 100 year break celebrating in the glory that star was and is still today. We love you Luke Skywalker. Well, you can't blame him wouldn't you do the same?
For Attack of the clones, George gets back to BOLLYWOOD emotional basics (you know, people die right on cue) and SPACE OPERA for the modern CGI MTV generation.
He's figured out now, what computer graphics are and how they should be used, TO TELL THE STORY. (obvious really, but he was a bit rusty)
For the title George clearly understand what's going on in our society today and our deepest fear. While we ridicule the now super cool retro title, George knew all along, "You'll See".
Or greatest fear and success in science so far is cloning.
Remember Dolly the sheep? Well George Lucas got it. I just did.
It's cool, the Jedi are the modern day equivalent of Knights with swords and ethics and morals.
We see how Ani enter the dark side while in morning and grief stricken. Come on, you'd do the same thing, I know I would.
It's this kind of emotion, coupled with the most slickest CGI sabre fighting battles scenes ever, which you can watch again and again there is so much going on.
And? Yoda? Well, we see why he is the most powerful Jedi of all.
Ok, it's funny cool and wicked at the same time!!
The Matrix? Why live in a fake world when you can live in the real world and be a jedi and a light sabre? You don't need to be in a fake place to jump around all over the shop, just be jedi.
Make your choice.
The magic is back again.
Just when I couldn't feel the force and lost the faith, George bring it back.
About time too....
If you into sci fi go watch it and be awed.
I was. I went with a mindset to leave trying to hate it.
Imagine if you liked the first movie, I think you'd faint with a massive orgasm.