The PERFECT movie thanks to YODA!!!

Rating: Null/10 (18 May 2002)

Ok, I have to admit, I loved this movie. I hope Jake watches it. He would like it. Attack of the clones was great. The plot was well crafted and not as silly as the Phantom Mennace. I liked the movie for many reasons. Everything George Lucas did wrong in TPM, he did RIGHT in this movie.
1. OB1 Knobie was perfect. Ewan is starting to sound more and more like Alec Guiness (the actor). He looks more mature and is very convincing in his role. His fighting skills are also very good.
2. Queen Amidala was hot. However, it was a little far fetched when they were in the GLADIATOR ring and a monster tore her shirt off from the chest down exposing her belly.
3. Anikan was the ONLY thing I didn't really like. The actor who portrayed him was too pretty and had a face that reminded me of the kind of kid who would simply annoy me. However, his fighting skills were good. When ever he would feel like giving into his anger, he would make this unconvincing frown. However, I liked when he slaughtered the sandpeople (even their kids and wives). The chemistry between he and Natalie Portman was not really to strong. When he hugs Senator Padmé Amidala on Tatooine, the shadow of Anikan on the brown igloo was of Darth Vader (which was eerie. My friend Morgan would like that).
4. Jar Jar Binks was in about 2 minutes total which was perfect. It makes us all like Jar Jar again.
5. Senetor Palpatine was as mysterious as ever. He was only in a few scenes.
6. Mace Windoo played by Sam Jackson was amazing. He did some wonderful fighting!!! He even had BMF on his lightsaber. (Bad Mother F*cker) in homage to PULP FICTION!!!
7. Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus played by Chirstopher Lee reminded me of his EVIL character in LORD OF THE RINGS! He was very good a a Jedi turned BAD!!!
ENTER YODA!!!! Yes, Yoda was amazing. He had more roles in this movie and lines that SO MANY other Jedi's!!! In fact, there is a scene at the end where he goes to TOWN on Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus!!! He kicks his ASS with a light saber!! This was odd because just before the fight, Yoda was wobbling around with a cane. Perhaps this is because he uses that as a trick. Anyway, Yoda does this amazing fight scene and moves around with the agility of Keanu Reeves and Bruce Lee combinded. I actually almost laughed until I saw how serious this fight scene actually was!!! I loved that part!!
The effects were amazing and NOTHING was done half fast. Sooo many aliens!! I have seen this twice and HOPE THAT jake sees it!
I give this the highest rating of ANY sci fi movie I have ever seen!