Review of the Clones

Rating: 7/10 (2 March 2003)

`Star Wars Episode 2: The Attack of the Clones' was a far superior film than its episode predecessor- `The Phantom Menace'. However, it is still not a galactic grand film. `Attack of the Clones' is set 10 years after where `The Phantom Menace' left us all. Anakin Skywalker is now an adolescent jedi who falls for Princess Amidala. Obi-Wan Kenobi is now Anakin's jedi mentor. Count Dokuu along with other political separatists formulate a manipulative ploy to assassinate the princess. The republic obtains the aid of an army clone to battle against the separatists. Director George Lucas again utilized his special effects wizardry to display surreal galactic scenarios. The bright side of `Attack of the Clones' is the supremacy of its special effects, art direction, cinematography, and direction. However, the dark side of it is the appalling performances of its acting ensemble. However, the most personal frightening aspect of `Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones' is that we are informed that Jar-Jar Binks real name is Mesa (pronounced Meeza). Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!! I am leaving town to a galaxy far far away or either changing my nickname quickly!!!!!!! `Star Wars Episode 2: The Attack of the Clones' was a far superior film than its episode predecessor- `The Phantom Menace'. However, it is still not a galactic grand film. `Attack of the Clones' is set 10 years after where `The Phantom Menace' left us all. Anakin Skywalker is now an adolescent jedi who falls for Princess Amidala. Obi-Wan Kenobi is now Anakin's jedi mentor. Count Dokuu along with other political separatists formulate a manipulative ploy to assassinate the princess. The republic obtains the aid of an army clone to battle against the separatists. Director George Lucas again utilized his special effects wizardry to display surreal galactic scenarios. The bright side of `Attack of the Clones' is the supremacy of its special effects, art direction, cinematography, and direction. However, the dark side of it is the appalling performances of its acting ensemble. However, the most personal frightening aspect of `Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones' is that we are informed that Jar-Jar Binks real name is Mesa (pronounced Meeza). Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!! I am leaving town to a galaxy far far away or either changing my nickname quickly!!!!!!! I guess the clones attacked this film review! *** Average