Stupid, Stupid and more Stupid, Don't believe the hype!

Rating: 1/10 (18 May 2002)

This tripe is so dumb, I wonder about all the super positive reviews. The dialog is HORRIBLE (the love story, OH PLEASE!), I felt nothing for the characters, the storyline was just like a bunch of random stuff, just put on screen, it meant nothing. The acting was just flat out bad to okay.
**spoilers possible**
So many questions: The people keep saying don't expect good acting _it's Star Wars_? Why shouldn't I? Isn't good acting what makes a movie? Why shouldn't I expect good dialog!? Why was a dangerous man like Anakin allowed to train to be a Jedi? Why was he put at Padme's side if he is huge threat? Why do the Jedi Knights who are supposedly so wise act like idiots and say things like the "This partys over."?? Why did Anakin and Padme fall in love in the first place? Wouldn't you be freaked out if someone you barely know had been thinking about you for the last 10 years yet they fall in love Disney style in a week? What was with those 3 pointless monsters? Why did Anakin fight with 2 lightsabers? What type of stupid name is Count Dooku anyway?

To many questions!
You know a movie is bad when the best actor is Yoda a CGI character! I have seen better acting, better storylines in Japanese Anime Cartoons, 100s of other movies and TV shows.
After watching this movie, I felt bored, I got nothing out of it. Lots of things all over the place, that went no where. If Lucas made Battle Field Earth and called it Star Wars, hard core fans would still try to call it the best movie ever made.
My rating: 3.5/10