What Attack?

Rating: Null/10 (7 June 2002)

After The Farcical Menace, I approached this film with some trepidation, but it is Star Wars for god' sake!
Oh my God. Boring, slow, laughable dialogue, more cheese than the entire output of Dairylea, and some awesome but frenetic battle scenes. Luckily these were at the end so you left with that bit foremost in your mind.

If I just agree with all of the bad reviews you will find here from my esteemed fellow reviewers, I'll save my fingers.
Two questions though.
1. With all the incredible technology on show, how come no-one has invented double glazing yet. The noise of traffic going past the windows on Coruscant, and the constant rain on that water planet would drive me mad!
2. The gladiatoreseque 'executions'. If Amidala, Annakin and Obi wan were condemmed to death, how come 20000+ bloodthirsty flying creatures just sat and watched them first kill their would be executioners and then escape. 'Someone shoot them. They're getting away'.
6/10 - That's just because that logo and the music still sent a shiver down my spine, it's Star Wars!