I feel sorry for you....

Rating: 5/10 (18 May 2002)

I feel sorry for you who cannot enjoy an amazing motion picture like this. People complain about the dialogue: what were you expecting? Empire Strikes Back has such lines as "You no good, half-witted, scruffy lookin' nerf herder!" and we don't hear complaints. If you are going to critique Clones for such nonsense like cliches and dialogue then you must do the same for Lord of the Rings. These films are not Tarantino films, don't go in expecting them to be. And the love story is not shakespeare. These are unexperienced lovers who have never had the opportunities to express themselves, and hence they come off as childish --> completely accurate! For those of of you who take yourself to seriously and can't enjoy such an amazing film, well, it sucks to be you.
10/10