As memorable as a stubbed toe, but with less plot.

Rating: 2/10 (4 December 2003)

SPOILER ALERT!- As if anyone cared. This "film" is about as uninvolving a piece of junk as I've ever seen. The day before I saw this, I saw "Robot Vs. The Aztec Mummy," an old Mexican horror flick. That was a masterpiece compared to what I had to sweat through with "Clones." Mummy had characters I cared about, an hilarious, but fairly well crafted story, interesting music and it wasn't BORING. Clones lacked characters and story, and it bored the Hell out of everyone in the audience.
SPOILERS/STUPID THINGS- When Obi-wan goes to the Clone planet, nobody asks for his ID. The security guy basically says- "Are you the guy we've been waiting for?" Naturally Obi-wan says- "Yes." That's enough to get Ben through the door, where the idiots show him everything!!! What dolts. Annakin(NOT Luke's father, I don't care what Lucas says) acts like a 3 year old the entire film. He whines and carries on like he needs a bottle of formula. He goes out and slaughters an entire village and Miss Poopybutt feels sorry for him! They deserve each other.
RATING: 4 out of 10. 2 for some decent music. 2 for the hilarious dialogue.