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Rating: 1/10 (23 March 2009)

After Episode I successfully crushed my fond childhood memories of the Star Wars franchise, I was obviously reluctant to give this one a chance, and didn't. Unfortunately, my wife is a die hard fan and I was forced to watch it. Now, Episode III was actually decent aside from the dialog (but you have to expect that from Lucas) and Christianson's wince-inducing acting, but Episode II was so jaw-droppingly bad that I was actually uncomfortable during some of the scenes. The dialog between Annikan and Obi Wan had to have been written by a child, there's no other explanation. Even Lucas can't be that bad, can he? Oh wait... Aside from that, nothing much happened for the entire movie. The one thing I ask from a Star Wars movie is that it not be dull. Is that too much to ask? Apparently, it is.