Episode II-Attack of the Drones

Rating: Null/10 (14 June 2003)

The drones and robots could have done a better acting job. Just when I thought the series couldn't get any worse, here it is. Episode II, an even more unstable, unstructured, boring, badly if edited at all, emotionless, sloppy, terrible attempt at movie genius. The only thing that makes the movie bearable is the special effects, which is nothing in comparison when compared to all of the other movies that came out that year. No originality, eye widening, or gasping scenes. The plot line is as a zig zag line, or even a dotted line, which stops and goes in different directions without reaching any impacting climax at the end. The romantic relationship between Anakin and the Princess was awkward, due to the fact that he was eight years old when they first met, and she was a teenager. In addition it was just out right lame, forced, and both actors had no chemistry together. (Spoilers) The worse was the ending, which is a rushed action scene in which there is no impact at all to the audience, and in the end, Anakin's arm is chopped off with no emphasis. Then in a pathetic attempt to awe the audience Yoda fights the bad guy. This is just terrible, but then again, the bad guy really had no deep conflict with any of the characters, so it didn't matter who fought him. Then the scene in addition is chopped, and we are hurled into the next scene with a horrible ceremony, with two emotionless, bad actors getting married. I have no idea why this movie received such high reviews, I have no idea how it could make over $300 million dollars just by being a follow-up of it's superior predecessors. Everyone complains about Jar Jar, he was the only character that brought life and feeling to the movie. Now that is sad. All I can say is that it is a terrible movie, and I will not waste a penny to see the next one. Take you money and rent the original 3 Star Wars reruns, trust me, it will be more satisfying.