If you thought Phantom Menace was bad...

Rating: 3/10 (27 February 2020)

Well, looking back, it's hilarious to think we all thought the series had hit rock bottom with Jar Jar Binks and midichlorians.
Attack of The Clones is Mexican soap opera levels of awfulness, compounded by CGI backgrounds that now look cartoon-like in their primitiveness. And the CGI foreground effect saren't much either. Everything in this movie has aged horribly. Plot? No... just a sequence of things that happen to happen... and then it ends. Characters that act in bizarre and inconsistent ways, simply to move the story in a contrived direction. Given the entire movie was written to retcon a throwaway line in the first Star Wars movie, the actual "Clone War" is severely underwhelming. A bunch of faceless nobodies shooting at a bunch of anonymous droids. Who cares?
In an already trashy series, this entry is one of two that I simply can't bear to watch any more.