Atleast it didn't have midichlorians

Rating: 1/10 (4 July 2018)

In the year 1977 , George Lucas wrote and created a film he expected to be hated and criticized and over all made fun of. That movie was Star Wars. And , as you know , everyone loved that movie. So in 1980 he wanted to create a sequel that lived up to of the first one , and he tried but he was once again worried that people would hate it. That movie was The Empire Strikes Back , which is considerded to be one of ( if not , THE ) greatest sequels of all time. So in 1999 , George Lucas tried to create a new trilogy , aprequel trilogy. Only this time , he thought everyone would love his new movie. That movie was the Phantom Menace. And now , just like how the Empire Strikes Back was better than the first one , Attack of the Clones is worse than the first one.
Be it it's crappy CGI , horrible acting , cringe worthy and creepy love scenes , or the fact that they gave Christopher frickin' Lee a name that rhymes with Doodoo , this si easily the worst Star Wars movie to date. Anakin's turn to the dark side was meant to be a series of slow , engaging , subverted and incredibly acted scenes that woud bring justice to the character's awesomeness. But instead they gave him a cringey ( and some what creepy ) pubescent murder spree , all the while his crying looks worse than Tobey Maguire's.
Over all , this movie is a bad CGI waste of time , and so are 2/3 of the Prequels , so i would much rather recommend watching Belated Media's video on " What if the Prequels we're good? ' to fill your Star Wars prequel craving void.
Also did i mention they gave Yoda a lightsaber?!?!?!? What the hell was up with that?