Crap

Rating: 5/10 (3 November 2003)

Being a kid of the 80s I loved Star Wars. I watched the 3 original movies over and over again, and I never got tired of them. Well, tonight I watched Attack of the Clones and it has to be one of the worst films I've seen in a long time.
The acting is really bad. I've seen better acting in Skinemax soft-core porn movies. Natalie Portman and Hayden Christiansen are down right terrible. It's painful to watch them try to act. And Samuel L. Jackson isn't much better, and that's sad because he is a fine actor. Honestly, Christopher Lee, R2D2, and C3PO steal the show. At the end of the movie I was hoping that Christopher Lee would just kill everyone and end Star Wars forever.

The script is bad. I think that's mainly why actors like Samuel L. Jackson and Ewan MacGregor seemed like cardboard cut-outs. The script is held together by amazing special effects, but at times I think the special effects were overdone.
Also there's no depth in any character. No character in the film makes you want to like them accept for Christopher Lee. Like I said...I just wanted Lee to kill them all and end this miserable film.
Natalie Portman looked good in the tight and skimpy white outfit at the end of the movie. Lots of computer generated images and Natalie Portman in skimpy clothing. That's all you need to sell a big Hollywood piece of trash.