How Did This Win Anything?

Rating: 1/10 (3 July 2008)

The scenery is mindless and pointless. Hayden Christensen is absolutely AWFUL throughout this film.
The dialog in the movie is just... It's benign. It is absolutely benign.
How the hell did this win anything? How the hell did it even get nominated for anything that wasn't a Razzie? Just a full-out disaster. I would point to more specifics, but really, this movie is a steaming, STEAMING pile throughout.
I guess rent it if you want to see what a student film with a way-too-high budget looks like.
And can someone explain the giant penis head on that one guy? That thing is distracting.