Darth Vader: Little Orphan Annie

Rating: 2/10 (20 May 2002)

So if Aniken is called Annie and if his parents are deceased what does that make him? Little Orphan... well you know. This is terrible. There's nothing cool about Star Wars anymore. No Wookies. No cool mythological imagery. No evil. No good.
What about dialog. The script left me nothing to think about, nothing to consider. Nothing.
Frankly I thought the film looked like a SNL spoof of the trilogy... using the Jedi mind trick to talk someone out of drinking. How does that compare with the cantina scene in Episode IV? It doesn't.
Oh well, I'm just waiting for Little Orphan Annie to begin singing "It's a hard knock life, for us... It's a Dark - Side life..." Ridiculous!