Another sad attempt by the burnt out Mr. Lucas...

Rating: 1/10 (15 May 2002)

...after seeing this, I will say it once again...
George Lucas lost it when he picked up the red pen and made Greedo fire first.
Not mine, but still poignant after seeing this next failed attempt by Lucas to reclaim his former glory. I won't bother with details, because the majority of people seeing this will love it, just because it is Star Wars. Hey, they didn't come out of their mother's basement for nothing, right? They don't care that this movie lacks EVERYTHING that made the originals so...well, original. And even more so, entertaining and memorable.
Now, don't get me wrong. I love the original trilogy and it should have stopped there.
By tomorrow, the critics will hate it, the weird fans will love it and the casual fan won't care one way or the other. And for once, the critics will be right.