Only a few things to say.

Rating: 1/10 (26 May 2002)

First travesty: It took the sinister character of Darth Vader, the cold, calculating Dark Lord of the Sith, and turned him into Anakin Skywalker, a younger and stupider version of Robbie Coltrane's character from "The Pope Must Die".
Second travesty: Jar Jar Binks. Again.
Third travesty: When the Hell did Anakin Skywalker and Padme have this supposed romance? He went off to study right at the end of the first film, they don't see each other for 10 years, when he comes back they're talking about these feelings they had for each other. WHEN HE WAS ABOUT 8 YEARS OLD?
Fourth travesty: It basically seemed less like a film, and more like a filler to explain a few things to us before we hopefully get a film with a plot that lasts more than 20 minutes.
Fifth travesty: Anakin Skywalker's hair cut.