Another insult to humanity

Rating: 5/10 (16 September 2003)

Attack of the Clones confirms that George Lucas has completely lost his mind. Now there are lots of Star Wars fans that love this film and will gladly eat any Star Wars crumbs that happen to fall from The Great Lucas's beard. They gave the movie 10's and glowing reviews blah blah blah. I'm more subjective and under the impression that anyone, no matter how great or important, can do a horrible job. Lucas has totally screwed the pooch on The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones. One can only hope that Episode III is better than these two wastes of film stock. Like the first film, Attack of the Clones's only saving grace is the special effects. The rest of the film is a disgrace to the original trilogy. Bottom Line: This film sucks, I want my money back.