Anakin... need I say more?

Rating: 2/10 (4 December 2002)

First off SPOILER WARNING. If you've been living under a rock for the past all-of-your-life, then read no further.
You mean to tell me that this whiny little twerp is the future scourge-of-the-universe, six-feet-plus-of-black-and-mean, Mr. "You Jedi Are All Dead Men Walking" Darth Vader Dark Lord of the Sith himself? Anakin's rage is akin to that of a twelve-year old whose favorite Elf just got eaten by a rock troll in D&D.
Great, yet another childhood myth washed down the drain... instead of assuming Vader was evil incarnate, we now know his turning to the Darkside was the result of traumatic potty training.