Yoda's Comments

Rating: Null/10 (20 May 2002)

Deadly dull, this movie is. Effects though plentiful, we before have seen. Wooden and stiff is Annakin the actor. Though Padme be fair of face, her attraction to Annakin, puzzling is. Early on, pizzazzz there was; lightness of spirit, aeriness of touch. Now the heavy side of the Force afflicts us; pondrous we are, weighty with our own religion. A movie this is, in a theater to be shown - a church it is not, or should not be. Too seriously perhaps George Lucas takes himself. A clinkeroo his movie is.