Number 2: Attack of the Moans, and Hayden Christensen attacks a bad script

Rating: 3/10 (13 October 2017)

As a SW fan, I enjoyed this a little bit, but it really went downhill fast. I try and try to get into the prequels, but they suck in so many glaring ways.
Who the hell picked this Christensen kid for playing Vader? He completely ruined the mystique and bad ass sith style of Vader in the prequels. I mean, not even trying to find fault to be cool-- you legitimately have to be a braindead vegetable to play the part any worse than this guy, and actually, I know invalids in comas who could have made it more believable or at least not wimped it up and hammed it up with this atrocious script/emotions.
The script must have been written by monkeys on horse tranquilizers.
Samuel Jackson as Mace Windu-- "Say Naboo again, mother$$$$, I dare ya, I double dare ya!!!" Throw in Samuel to give the movie some new actor flare, I suppose.
Christopher Lee, straight from the old horror movies with Vincent Price, is here as Count Doo Doo. Vincent Price would have been perfect in this film. I wish he was still around. "It is I!!!, Vincent Price, master of horror and force capes and bad makeup!" Price would have been an improvement on this lame script.
Throw in a bunch of CGI chaos, and Yoda doing Olympics gymnastics with a tiny lightsaber, and painfully cheesy aliens and confusing battles with droids, and you've got Attack of the Moans. Not the worst thing I've ever seen, but so cheesy for a SW epic that you will be Attacking the Patron.