Elan Sleazebaggano: You wanna buy some death-sticks? Obi-Wan: You don't want to sell me death sticks. Elan Sleazebaggano: Ah, I don't want to sell you death sticks.

Rating: 9/10 (27 June 2018)

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones is a very eventful, up and down mess of a film, but still quality.
Trying to cram too much in, lacking the little moments. They could of easily taken out the long machine factory scene. The first half of the film's much better than the second, lots of droids and Jedis not a good combo. All these characters all seem pretty frustrated. Obi-Wan in part drives Anakin to his demise with his constant pestering and belittling, just let him do his thing goddammit. Wasted acting talent, with Samuel L Jackson in a dud role and Jimmy Smits in the backdrop and Rose Byrne with like one line. The romance seems forced from Padme's side, she didn't fall in love with him after just seeing him while he's angry all the time and the last time she saw him he was a kid. The highlight for me is Obi-Wan's discovery of the planet Kamino and the battle with Jango Fett. A much flawed film yes, but a quality one also.