If Yoda can master the force, then why can't he master the English language?

Rating: 9/10 (18 May 2002)

"Dark side of the force clouds everything, now get me a cup of tea Shaft"!
Everyone has seen The Phantom Menace and was bitterly disappointed by the result. Attack of the Clones is a massive improvement. There is a lot of CGI but very little Jar Jar Binks (YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS, sorry). The first half hour is slow but moves along quite swiftly after that.
The acting is still bad however, well that is a LITTLE unfair due to the fact that the script is DIRE. Some of the dialogue between Amidala and Anakin is sickening, but apart from that it is a great film.
Forget Lord of the Rings (Which was crap anyway, see my other comments about that). Star Wars: Attack of the Clones has the best big screen battle ever.

Also I hope that this is not a spoiler, but lets face it Lucasfilm has leaked SOOOO much over the last year that everyone knows the basic plot anyway. Yoda, well I don't want to spoil the surprise at that is unfair.
"Kick arse I will. But I Diet Coke only will I drink"!
The Norris