WARNING! It is less painful to drench yourself in gasoline an lit a match than watch this piece of shxt

Rating: 1/10 (2 January 2005)

If somebody claims part 1 and 2 are watchable, probabilities are they're either PG3 eligible or bribed and stoned out of their minds from the pay-off. (Yes, the amount high enough for me or anyone to claim this crap stuck on celluloid is watchable would be enough to treat the majority of US on overdoses) I can imagine that if I had seen maybe 5-10 feature films I would say it was watchable, but then again I would have no references, watching a turd slip of a glass table caught on bad VHS would be just ass exhilarating. Nah, drench yourself in gasoline and lit a match is less painful than that what seems to leave George Lucas rectum instead of his vision-filled head.