Didn't like it one bit.

Rating: Null/10 (6 June 2002)

Here's my concise review of Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones --
It sucks.
Ok, I'll be more fair than that.
Pros:
Yoda fight -- I like Yoda. I think he's one of the only redeemable qualities of the whole Star Wars franchise. The scene was done well, even though his Kung-Fu shaking thing was a bit stupid.
Jango Fett -- The fight between Jango and Obi Wan was awesome. It really gave one insight on all the cool contraptions that the bounty hunters use.
Boba Fett -- The kid just looked right. Don't know how to explain it. His dialogue was horrible, though. He should've just been the silent brooding type.
Clone Wars -- Ok, it was a huge frickin' battle. Being somewhat inebriated, I couldn't help but be impressed by the big shiny blowing up objects along with the 5 billion computer animated clone dudes. It was funtastic.
Cons:
* Horrible, stale and souless acting on ALL counts. Even Christopher Lee did a bad job and he's a GOOD ACTOR. George Lucas must really be a black hole of talent.
* The dialogue was written by a five year old. Oh, Lucas... a four year old, sorry.
* Total overuse of CGI. Backgrounds, people, aliens, dust particles, two front teeth. Christ, almost everything was computer animated in this movie. It's all shiny and plastic looking. What ever happened to the ART and DEDICATION of building a set or a puppet for crying out loud?
* The digital film format looks ghetto as hell. The technology is not advanced enough. It looks like a god damn hallmark made for tv movie. Film looks better to me, no matter what anyone says.
* Too long.
* Everything else.

I understand a lot of people are going to rationalize this horrible film's existence. They're going to use every word in their vocabulary to convince people that it's genius.
"timeless mythological concepts" my ass. most people who use this as an example of "George Lucas' genius" don't even know what the hell they're saying.
But whatever. For all of you who see this as a great film, a work of art or the product of genius: you have simple undeveloped tastes and you need to grow up. Star Wars isn't impressive anymore and the concepts are the below that of a child's banter.
... and George Lucas couldn't write a decent script if his life were on the line.
I give this movie a 3.4 out of 10. See it if you're a fan. You'll most likely dig it. Whatever. But if you're someone who actually has TASTE in film... avoid it.