Shame on you Lucas.

Rating: Null/10 (3 July 2003)

You've heard people say that Attack of the Clones is like a video game. Well, its not just a figure of speech. This movie actually features characters dodging industrial presses! If that isn't wide screen gameboy I don't know what is. The film also contains horrendous dialogue, and like that video game comment, I'm not exaggerating. There was so many times I just wanted to reach for the screen and smack Anakin on the face for being so insolent and dimwitted. Jar Jar Binks has nothing on this guy. Speaking of Jar Jar Binks. Remember how some Jamaicans were offended by him? Well Attack of the Clones features an alien resembling African chief who communicates via clicking sounds, and an alien member of Senate who sounds like a bumbling Japanese tourist with subpar intelligence. Seriously, I cannot believe this. How could a man who wrote Star Wars Episode IV and Raiders of the Lost Ark produce such a monstrosity? Perhaps it was a fluke - just as the theory goes, a bunch of monkyes with typewriters will eventually produce a good novel. I think George Lucas is a monkey who got lucky with Star Wars IV and Raiders of the Lost Ark. Shame on you Lucas.. BAD BAD MONKEY!