Oh god my eyes

Rating: 3/10 (16 February 2020)

This movie, attack of the clones, is not very good. It has a confusing plot, bad writing, AWFUL dialogue, OK acting, and horrible character work. Everything about the movie that is at least semi-good has an asterisk next to it. The final lightsaber duel with yoda vs dooku is cool in theory, but Dooku is super out of place and Yoda's character is blatantly Assasinated. Yoda works best when he is A wise, peaceful sage dedicated to peace. We should never hear Yoda say "concentrate your fire on the nearest starship" that completely ruins Yoda in episode 5 and 6 when you realize that he commanded an army in a war, he no longer stays as a passive, peaceful sage, he's more like a Knight than a teacher, and that is HORRIBLE. Another problem with this movie is the plot. THIS MOVIE MAKES NO SENSE. Okay, lemme run through the overall plot of the movie. So the title crawl tells us that the Jedi are "overwhelmed" by the separatists. How? There is no mention of battle droid attacks, it's literally just a group with separate political views. So, palpatine wants to make an army so he can control 2 armies from behind the scenes, but PadmÃ¨ is here and she wants to vote against making an army, so he has to kill her. But he doesn't want to do it himself, so he asks Dooku to do it. But Dooku doesn't want to do it, so he asks Jango fett to do it. But Jango doesn't want to do it, so he asks his friend to do it, but his friend doesn't want to do it so she sends a droid to do it, and if you really wanna get Granial about it, THE DROID SENDS BUGS TO GO KILL PADME. "Secretly genius these movies are" yeah right. Even Obi-wan, my favorite Star Wars character, is a complete idiot in this movie. He goes to Kamino and finds out that all the clones are made from Jango Fett's DNA, and later, he finds out that Dooku and Jango are friends. So, rationally, Obi-wan would be able to figure out a connection between Dooku and the army right, possibly finding out this is a trick and maybe saving the WHOLE GALAXY. But naw, he doesn't think that. Maybe he was just really tired. I feel tired watching this movie. This review is really long and I just wanna go to sleep. Bye