George Lucas Had a Dream, and this is NOT IT!

Rating: Null/10 (16 May 2002)

Ok, So much to talk about, so little time so i'll make this brief.
#1 There was no chemistry between Haden and Natalie. In fact, Haden came off as a psycho stalker, I guess Natalie must like that type, although even in the movie she didn't seem to.
#2 They turned Yoda into a Cirque Du'Soleil sideshow act.
#3 The Bar scene was just plain stupid. when you see it you'll know what I mean. I'll give you one hint. Who else but Jedi carry a lightsabers and enforce the peace.
#4 Gone are the Jedi of the past like Luke, The original Obiwan, Even Qui gon. What we have now are fools laughing and giggling their way through the movie.
#5 Count Boocu DooDoo, Funny he should be a count, he did a really bad dracula back in the early 80's.
#6 Samuel L Jackson, while his lines weren't so corny and over the top looked uncomfortable in his role.
#7 In the first twenty minutes of the movie you'll wonder if your in the right theatre. Is this Spiderman? No, it can't be, Spiderman was awesome.
The CGI was less than great. the clone troops looked good but Corusant (sp) looked like something out of Back to the future part II.
I will see the third movie, but I no longer expect anything. I now firmly believe that the first three movies did well despite George Lucas and not because of him.
Even when I was 9 years old and saw the original starwars, I understood it and loved it. at 31, I still do. This movie was made for a much more ignorant audience.
And I will now steal a quote from gladiator and use it here to sum up.
oh, btw, over descriptive dialogue of the insanely obvious is common in this movie. you'll understand what I mean.
"George Lucas had a dream, and this is NOT it!