A serious SUCKFEST

Rating: 1/10 (13 July 2002)

George Lucas needs to have the Star Wars franchise taken away from him. This movie blows. The only cool character is Jango Fett. Everyone else looks bored, stupid, or worse. Hayden's perfermance will certainly win every year's worst award, and even Natalie Portman drops a notch in this overblown, terrible movie.
Why are you doing this to Star Wars George? People who defend the movie are pathetically pointing out that "Star Wars was never that good" or some such bull. The fact is, the original was cool, campy, fun. It wasn't laugh out loud stupid. This one is.