Attack of the Drones..

Rating: 2/10 (20 January 2010)

Attack of the Clones was by far the best movie out made by George Lucas since ESB but this doesn't mean the movie itself is good.
1.) First Attack of the Clones managed to build an army like in Phantom Menace with what seems to be more advanced technology than the first Star Wars. 2.)Portman still needs to hone in on her acting skills luckily in this movie she doesn't talk as much. 3.)Sam Jackson still thinks hes in Pulp Fiction. 4.) Attack of the clones had a nice Medievel touch on technology, but still lacks a plot of age old heroism tied in with folklore and sci-fi. I guess back then Beowulf was really cool and got into 3-d action scenes all the time and when future dark times arise these old tales of heroism re-emerge. 5.) More witty acts, this time Artoo turns into a flying comical feast for the eyes..NOT..like in ROTS Artoo is replaced by the once tame Artoo unit. Let's have two Jar Jars!!! 6.)So far Obi is overly sarcastic in A New Hope. Anakin=not a great starfighter, not killed and never a Jedi Master. The good parts were Chris Lee's Count Dooku's acting and character as well as the story-line involving cookie cutter Count Dooku. Experience comes with the territory except this territory where apparently his flawless masterful role is cut off by none other than yoda. The cool fight scene as well. Anakin being the bumbling idiot to do so, losing his arm and later his body to another great fighter obi. The 3 prequels themselves shouldve been made during the late 1980s before cgi. Personally, I would be kinda mad to throughout these films.
Comparisons Battle of Hoth=Winter War (hermann hoth=a general turned into a planet) Battle of Corusant=Various German Occupations Battle of Endor = Vietnam War, North korean war (only with native tribes, rocks and stones in a forest against ill equipped desert like machinery, even Afghan war had weapons of some destructive caliber) ****Clone Wars = unaccurate Civil Wars, gulf war, unpopular campaigns(unrealistic, Civil wars take months upon years and leave planets among devastation, not desolate planets being attacked for occupancy) Op 66 = Russian revolution, Himmler's Gestapo, the great purge (done in a few minutes) Deathstar=a nuclear bomb..well saturnian moon, George Lucas, once again you need to turn to the history of battles and tactics to truly know star wars.