THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE

Rating: Null/10 (18 May 2002)

Actually, it's just one of the best of the year, but at least I got your attention. Now, I want to ask all you STAR WARS bashers who have commented on the film a question. WHY YOU HATIN'?
This movie may not be a masterpiece. But it's not suppose to be. It is simply great entertainment that is not trying to insult your intelligence like the MUMMY movies. It is one of the most visually stunning films in recent years. Yes, it is superior to PHANTOM MENACE in this respect and many others.
I would like to thank George Lucas for letting the world see his imagination in the form of STAR WARS. This guy has created an entire universe that anyone else who has an imagination will love. You can watch this movie 10 times and you will still likely spot something new.

TO ANYONE WHO WANTS TO SEE THIS MOVIE: Don't get your hopes up so high that you might have an orgasm in line at the theater. Chances are that's what all YOU FOOLS who hated the movie did.
Keep in mind that some humor is gonna be less than funny. However, the scene where Obi gives life advice to a "death stick" salesman is hilarious.
Look forward to: Yoda and an AWSOME monster battle near the end.
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH MOVIE LOVERS.