STAR WARS II : DEFENSE FROM THE CHEESY CGI ROBOTS AGAIN, via CLONES - better title

Rating: 1/10 (22 May 2002)

Why is this movie called "Attack of the Clones"? Wouldn't that imply that the Clones are attacking the good guys? In Empire strikes back, the Empire 'struck back' at the rebels, the name of the film fit what went on in the movie. However there is no "Attack of the Clones" in this movie, once again its Attack of the completely useless robots just like in Phantom Menace. The Clones are used only to defend the good guys against the attack of the robots, a far more apt title for this movie would have been "STAR WARS II : DEFENSE FROM THE CHEESY CGI ROBOTS AGAIN, via CLONES" And hey, that's even a better title than the stinky one it has now.
If you are still reading and want to know why it sucks, the problem is CGI.

CGI is in its infancy, maybe in 20 years CGI will be a tried and true method of making special effects but right now its very hit and miss. When they made Empire, the techniques they used were all 70 years old, they had mastered them, thats why its such a great film! Now they have abandoned all the established methods for CGI which is barely 10 YEARS OLD. Thats why it sucks, because the art of CGI is not there yet, and likely will not be there for 20 more years. There are no Old Masters of the CGI art form because everyone who does CGI is 14 years old, and their "art" reflects their maturity.
If they really want to make a good Star Wars next time, go back to the tried and true methods. Use CGI to enhance the real footage maybe, but do not go all CGI again please!!!!!!!
Stay far far away from this failed experiment in film making, especially if you are over 30 and might have at one time been a fan.