My cloners are on fire

Rating: 5/10 (7 April 2019)

Goddamn, they really are.
The reasons for this are manyfold, but simple.
While watching this mováy with my screaming spawns, I couldn't help but punch myself a teeny tiny little bit, every time I witnessed the blatant lack of chemistry between the young couple d'amoureux, the lovers, the starcrossed sweetlings from planets of waters and sands.
Such was my pain when witnessing the floating of a soon to be bisected fruit, that I knocked a container holding cold beverage for mine refreshment down far too hard on the fruit of mine body, which wasn't nice. The same thing happened when arms were touched, when sand was slandered, when bulky beasts floundered. I may have winced, but stop I could not.
So there you have some of the reasons for my very active decision to never use my cloners for their intended purpose again.