yawn-a-thon

Rating: 1/10 (26 November 2002)

Just when you thought Episode I's plot was horrible... Lucas tops himself by making Episode II even worse.
This is the first movie I've actually been eager to leave to use the bathroom.
The love story was forced, overdone, and drug-out.
Anakin has yet to show any reason to fear him, or any real power.
Yoda's fight scene was visually impressive, but the part where he picks up his cane after the fight was odd (why did he need it at all, since he was as limber as a gymnast), and I would have been more impressed if he had simply used the force to slam Count Dookey (or however you say his name) into a wall.
There is a positive side to this, however. The popcorn was good.