Quit Complaining, All You Geeks

Rating: Null/10 (21 May 2002)

Finally, George has gotten it right. He's told a wonderful story very well.. well paced, well executed. And yet, so many morons complain. Why do they complain? Simple... They are morons. Wait, before I continue, let it be known that I very much consider myself a Star Wars Geek. But after watching some of the people who waited in line for ten or more days just to see the movie opening night(I waited two hours to see it at the same time, dummies), and all I heard on the news was "It better be better than Episode One, Lucas has lost his touch," etc. Well, it was, and he hasn't. Why the attack of the Star Wars Geeks out there? Simple enough to answer. They can't just enjoy it anymore. Star Wars has become more than a wonderful series of highly entertaining movies. It has become more than religion to these fools with no lives. They live their lives as if they had family on Alderaan when it was blown up, as if they were nearly destroyed by the Death Star. As if Han Solo loved them, but for some reason fell in love with a hot princess. Get over yourselves, you geeks! Simply put, Episode II: Attack of the Clones, was a wonderful movie, with great special effects and a solid plotline. While the acting isn't quite Lawrence Olivier, it is passable enough for the film. I can't give away any of the plot, but Yoda kicks some major butt, and Amidala is the hottest thing in space... Ever. Go and enjoy a well-made movie. But please, quit yer complaining about minor, moronic details that no one noticed except you and all those other Star Wars Geeks who have nothing better to do than question the genius of George Lucas.