The years funniest movie! Well done George

Rating: Null/10 (19 May 2002)

How contrary of Lucas to prick at all our faux Jedi posturings by making the most hilarious Sci-fi spoof since Galaxy Quest. This movie really is something to behold, you have to see it believe it. Who would have thought that a long time ago in a galaxy far far away they would have American Diners...inspired. Yoda - known for being three foot tall and walking with a cane gets up and kicks butt (this is the best moment and will have you in stitches). Queen Amidala falls fifty feet from a spaceship, lies in the desert for a good ten minutes groaning, but as soon as someone turns up to rescue her she's up and running like she'd just taken a nap.

This is inspired stuff, it really is. Big black holes litter the plot (why were they building a clone army on Komino again!?), the dialogue reeks, absolutely reeks, and the acting is as wooden as Yodas walking stick. If you want great sci-fi stay at home and watch Star Wars on video (when did Lucas forget how to write witty dialogue exactly - probably around the time of Howard the Duck I guess). If you want the years finest sci-fi parody, with sumptuous computer graphics and a complete lack of any emotional involvement (even Anakins mum's death is hilarious, one minute she's full of life and the next she's dead as a doornail), go see Attack of the Clones...!