Twice as Good

Rating: 5/10 (29 January 2004)

Twice as good as Phantom Menace....and it STILL BLOWS!!!! This just goes to show how bad Phantom Menace really was. Atleast Clones has some good action sequences, but the writing and acting were still atrocious. And can someone explain to me how Anakin and Padme appear to be so close in age now? Please? Anyone? I defy you to explain it! Since when do Queens have terms of office? Why is Padme dressed like a dominatrix? Is it some sick(albeit appreciated) Lucas fantasy? Why isn't the Yoda/Duku fight interesting upon second viewing? Why does Yoda refer to the war as "the clone war"? How does he know? That's like somebody saying "Welcome to the 100 years War!" This movie is awful. The death of Star Wars rages on, and yet it's so much better than Phantom Menace. Weird.