Attack on the Senses.

Rating: 2/10 (15 June 2015)

Star Wars: Episode 2: Attack of the Clones (2002): Dir: George Lucas / Cast: Hayden Christensen, Natalie Portman, Ewan McGregor, Christopher Lee, Ian McDiamid: Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away there lived a director named George Lucas who made great films such as THX 1138, American Graffiti and Star Wars. Since then he has ventured into the dark side of Hollywood making two embarrassing Star Wars prequels. Title regards diversion much like its advertising. Queen Amidala is now a Senator and young Jedi Anakin Skywalker and his mentor Obi Wan Kenobi are assigned to protect her. A poison dart leads Kenobi to a cloning planet where he discovers Junga Fett as a threat. Meanwhile Anakin attempts to get into the pants of the Senator, and Lucas even treats viewers to an embarrassing roll in the meadows. Breathtaking special effects accompany ridiculous storytelling and dreadful acting by Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman with Ewan McGregor and Christopher Lee submerged in cardboard roles. Lee plays the villain Count Dooku who is given a light saber battle against Yoda, which is either a surprise or a joke judging from its staging, Ian McDiamid plays the Emperor whose job is to sh*t disturb and cause divisions in the force. Jedi master or not. Mindless spectacle that should be re-titled "Attack of the Clowns." Score: 2 / 10