Natalie Portman In A Tight White Outfit Stands Out!!

Rating: 6/10 (14 November 2016)

The positives: Ewan McGregor is much better as Obi Wan Kenobi. Samuel L Jackson finally gets to do something as Mace Windu (and who doesn't love his purple Lightsabre??) Janga Fett is a real bad ass, Fett V Obi Wan in the Asteroid Field was great in the cinema and still looks and sounds good. Natalie Portman in the tight white outfit and the battle on Geonosis. As with the first movie, the later half, saves it from being a total disaster. I know a lot of people don't like it, but C-3PO brings some light comedy relief during the last 40 mins or so.
The negatives: Once again, like with Darth Maul, they kill off a bad ass bad guy in his first movie, as Janga Fett loses his head. Anakin is annoying as hell, he repeatedly talks back to Obi Wan Kenobi, showing a complete lack of respect, and his creepy lusting over Padme "she covered the cameras (which were in her bedroom) I don't think she liked me watching her." Is very disturbing!! Obi Wan jumping out of the window onto the probe was ridiculous!! As is everything that follows in the resulting chase. But at least it was some action in an otherwise slow moving Star Wars movie (Possibly THE slowest moving Star Wars movie) once again there are numerous plot holes, The Jedi are always around the Chancellor, but can not sense he is the Sith Lord, Why are there so few Jedi?? I thought they were The Guardians of Peace and Justice in the Old Republic??! How can that be with so few of them??
It's no surprise we have seen so little of Hayden Christensen since these movies as he is awful. Portman looks great in the tight white outfit, but she struggled delivering Lucas's awful dialogue, especially during the scenes with Anakin where lines such as "I'm haunted by the kiss you never should have given me" And "I'm not afraid to die. I've been dying a little bit each day since you came back into my life." are uttered.
A few things... R2 D2 can fly?? This really could have come in handy during earlier movies, and why the hell does Yoda need a walking stick?? Lol