Like an old frenemie.

Rating: 3/10 (7 January 2016)

Possible spoilers.
I rewatched this after watching Episode VII (7) in the theaters, because I realized that I couldn't remember the plot at all. After five minutes, I realized it was a suppressed memory -- it's that bad. It's hoping that time and lowered expectations would contribute to my enjoyment, but alas, the acting, lines, and delivery are still terrible, and the plot is still a rambling mess.
Thank God, or dog, or anything you care about that Lucas finally released his toxic grip on this franchise. He had a great idea with the Star Wars universe, and the original feel, but execution is at least as important, and the execution in Attack of the Clones is wanting. I almost hope Disney reimagines the prequels with more compelling actors, characters, and a new plot. Natalie Portman can stay -- everyone else goes.