I'm gonna be the greatest Jedi ever. I'm gonna make it so people don't even die.

Rating: Null/10 (10 September 2003)

Who writes crap like this? Granted, the Star Wars movies have good special effects, but am I the only person that realizes that George Lucas is NOT God, but rather a horrible, horrible writer. How do you take a very good actor such as Hayden Christianson (see Life as a House) and someone as hot as Natilie Portman and make them both unbearable to watch? Only Lucas could do it. Even Commando has better dialouge than this Star Wars movie. Lucas, STOP WRITING!!!! Let me write instead, because I can write better dialouge than this.