Hey look everybody George is back.

Rating: 10/10 (17 May 2002)

Well what could be only explained as a long three years of booze and drugs; George Lucas seems to have kicked the habit and paid his dues for what is in my opinion the best Star Wars ever. So what's different, well without giving away anything let's just say that Star Wars actually has been revamped and duely named Star "WARS". That's right, the battles that Star Wars fans hunger are back, the hot flashy quick love scenes have returned, and the story has a thick background and even though fans know the ultimate outcome, the question is? Do you really. Sure they got there but how and at what cost. So you think you know how it all happens, go and see this movie so you can defiately be proven wrong! Excellent, vibrant, and colorful digital effects and I will spoil this much, just the right amount of Jar Jar!, he only appears for maybe three to four scenes and is in total only in the movie approximately two minutes. So there is good news all around, great battles, little Jar Jar, nice Amidala outfits (a little more racey than Episode I), and so many plot twists and shockers that you'll have to watch it several times to put it together. It's good to have you back George and to see that you've put the Wars back in Star!!! Anyone that doesn't like these film please inform me, I'd be more than happy to say that you yourself are a dull idiot that will never ever have a moment of happiness and should you decide that you do need to get a life, don't you certainly don't deserve it!