This is a spoiler of AOTC.

Rating: Null/10 (20 May 2002)

This is a spoiler. Star Wars Episode II AOTC was very disappointing. The best part of the movie was when Yoda went ape turds on Count Chocula at the end. The plot and trying to figure out who is who is so confusing it's ridiculous- the empire, the republic, the senate, the trade federation, the commerce guild, the separatists, the clones, the drones, the schmones. In the first trilogy, there was just the empire and the rebellion- simple and clear cut. Lucas does a poor job of developing the main characters- you have no vested emotional interest in Amidala or Anakin. Why should we care about them? Why is the title Attack of the Clones? Weren't the clones fighting with the Jedi and for the good guys? Is Senator Palpatine Darth Sidious? Is he the Emperor?Who is Chancellor Valorem and what do these guys have to do with anything? Which side is fighting for and with whom? Plus, Lucas assumes that every creature in the universe has a humanoid form with a head, torso, two arms and two legs. There is no scientific basis to support or assume that. Jar Jar Binks makes me want to retch. Does the republic become the empire? What about the separatists and the trade federation? What the frig is going on?