Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Bad Casting

Rating: 1/10 (6 April 2006)

First off, Hayden Christensen (however you spell his name) has emotional constipation, mixed in with some bi-polar attacks of over-acting. I think he is awful for the part of Anakin, soon to be Darth Vader. First of all, Darth Vader is bad-ass. Christensen is a pretty-boy. It just doesn't work. When Anakin and Padmé are at her hidden place, and they're talking about why they can't be together, the way he acts it out is pitiful. On top of that, he whines throughout the whole movie. Minus 2 stars.
Jar Jar is still alive, so that takes off 2 stars right away.
Count Dooku is the least villainous villain yet to be placed in a star wars movie. He is a complete disappointment to the movie. Minus 2 stars.
Samuel L. Jackson doesn't swear a single time throughout the whole movie, which creeps me out. Minus 2 stars.
Darth Maul got killed in the last movie. Minus 1 star.
And that leaves 1/10 stars. Enjoy the movie.