Yoda vs. Ebert..........

Rating: Null/10 (17 May 2002)

Before I saw Episode II I didn't have extremely high hopes for enjoying this movie. That was because of the negative reviews written by nonsensical people such as Roger Ebert who wrote the absolute worst review I've ever read of this movie and every other movie up to this point. By worst meaning not making any !@#$%&* sense at all except the part in his review where hacks at the dialogue which to a certain degree I do agree with. He also said the images were fuzzy or something to that effect(maybe he was eating from his super-sized popcorn tub and occasionally glancing up at the screen so fast the images seemed blurry.) He claimed it was the digital effect on a giant screen where there wasn't a digital projection. He also mentioned the actors were stiff and seemed like they were chanting there lines, which brings me to this question; how could Ebert write a negative review about a smashing sequel to a crappy ass movie and say that stupid movie was good which it wasn't!!??? (If you have not guessed what that movie was just think Jar Jar Binks who gets his head cut off by a Jedi's lightsaber in this movie[off camera though :( ] Why did he give two stars to Clones(which was a far better film than TPM) and give Menace three and a half stars. Episode I had crappy dialogue, flat wooden actors, and long boring political talking sequences. These are all things that Ebert claims occurred in Episode II. The ironic thing however is that almost everything that was crappy and disappointing in TPM is improved in AOTC, not to mention it is more like the original trilogy. And yet he only gave it two stars. WHY!!!!!!!!! Roeper thought the opposite about the movie and thought it was great, and.........the best of the five movies!! Roger your film criticizing counterpart is smarter than you are sometimes it seems. Overall AOTC is MUCH better than TPM. I don't know what all those crack heads were smoking when they were writing those negative reviews about this film. Don't we see these movies to have fun?, by the why Yoda has the best fight scene in the entire series in this! If the Academy doesn't nominate the little green alien for best supporting actor I'm going to be so @!#%$& (just joking)------I hope the IMDB doesn't terminate my registration..................NO!!!!!!!!.......