Put On The Boxing Gloves!

Rating: Null/10 (18 May 2002)

I've had it with all these, quote, "Star Wars fans", unquote, that claim that this is the worst movie they have ever seen. I thought that title belonged to "The Phantom Menace"? They both can't be the worst movie of ALL TIME! Decide right now between one or the other, and stick with your choice, you pompous popcorn eating, Citizen Kane loving "critic" scum!

George Lucas has done nothing but entertain our lives and all you can do is say how the acting was so "wooden" that you can't stand it!!! He cut back on Jar Jar, what else do you want? You'll never be satisfied!! Heck, why don't we just take George and the rest of the cast and do a good old fashioned witch burning!!!!!! I mean, after all, this is the guy who brought us "Howard the Duck".
Do me a favor. Watch "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope" and tell me that the acting in that movie is the best you've ever seen!!!! Harrison Ford wasn't at the top of his acting skills! Carrie Fisher didn't win an Academy Award for her performance! I'm not even going to mention the suckiness of Mark Hamil. (Okay so I just did.)
If you hate these movies so bad...don't go see them! It's as simple as that! I've stopped watching Pauly Shore films due to the fact that everytime he speaks, I want to step on a small animal. I hate his movies, yet I don't go online and tell the world how bad I hate his movies...until now, that is.
The point is, it's obviously cool to not like a movie that's supposed to be the coolest movie out there. So now we have a bunch of know-it-all "critics" telling us that this is the worst movie that they have ever seen!!! Did you ever see "Manos: Hands of Fate"? Now, that's the worst movie ever made. Period.
Do me a favor, please don't see "Episode III". You don't deserve it!
Now that's off my chest, let me just say that I thoroughly loved (GASP!) "Attack of the Clones!"
From the fight scenes to the love scenes, it was everything I expected and more! It's too bad that many of you went to see this movie just to how you could critique it, because you sure missed one of the best movies that you'll ever see!
I give it ***** (that's FIVE!) and I'm waiting with antipation for Episode III.
Long Live Star Wars!