Jurassic Park III was better

Rating: 3/10 (29 November 2002)

Really, this movie was terrible. The actors weren't even allowed to be crass and annoying in their bad acting like they were in 4, 5, and 6. This time out it was flat, stale, emotionless acting. What's the point of hiring good actors if you're going to make them act like cardboard? The cool effects couldn't make up for this snore. My husband fast-forwarded through the lame romance sequences, while I started cleaning the house. And I sat through Jurassic Park III, people! That's a movie I thought I'd never want to watch, but it was a masterpiece compared to this. What a bummer that George Lucas can't direct actors at all. He should just computer animate them as well.