This *CHARMLESS* film

Rating: 1/10 (16 May 2002)

Far away in millenia long ago there was a talented film maker... He made three beautiful films that all the people loved... But alas he turned to the dark side :-(
This was one of the worst movie going experiences I've had.....
The script awful and I mean AWFUL!
The fx/cgi AWFUL! Tooo many critters, tooooooo many fx. It all looked REAL fake!
The acting uniformly WOODEN! There where some really talented actors in this piece and yet they were *all* charmless and unconvincing. The performance of McGregor was the most spirited....though his accent was awful. Portman flat.....Jackson erm bland.....Lee scary baddie DooDoo? ick noooooooo....Haydn Whatshisname.........the most awful performance I can currently recall :(
I was laughing in several places...then yawning.....then laughing........then yawning The laughter was more desperate than joyful The yawning *genuine*
Wow Mr Lucas You have done something I'd *never* have thought possible............ A film to rival my most *loathed* film. Yours is a film worthy of a 1........ Though I thought it not possible. There must, *must* be some redeeming features in this work - thinks hard
Nope sorry, can't think of *any* - sigh
A most rare 1 it is :-(