George Lucas should be embarassed

Rating: 1/10 (22 May 2002)

OK...So I know all you Star Wars fans don't want to hear this, but "Attack of the Clones" is quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. The acting is absolutely horrible. As one person was heard to comment, "That movie had the acting quality of a softcore porn." Also, the story was disjointed and worthless. The only, and I mean only, reason to watch this putrid piece of rotting wookie carcass of a movie is the fight scene with Yoda, but even then, the guy he fights is horrible, thus following the bad acting characteristics I was talking about before. Do yourself a favor, rent Mission to Mars, at least you won't have to listen to Jar Jar Binks.