Star Whores - Attack of the Clowns

Rating: 3/10 (3 October 2004)

There have been many bad sequels out there, Scrotum Menace and Attack of the Clowns ranks among the worst. Roll over in your graves Rocky 4 & 5, Charlies Angels Full Throttle, Jaws the Revenge, Police Acadamies, and make room for these clunkers.
Lucas, since you are into nipping and tucking and doctoring your other 3 Star Wars films like Joan Rivers' plastic Surgeon, do us all a favor and totally remake these. Give us better actors, less CGI, and less material aimed at the kiddies. Some of the actors you chose are so undeserving it's pathetic.
I give these newer ones a 3 out of 10 stars each. Or is it cumulative?