Clones and Spider man: 2 most dissipointing films ever!

Rating: 5/10 (21 May 2002)

Spoiler's ahead. I commented on how bad Spider man was (in my opinion) and unfortunataly I must now do the same for Star Wars Episode II. I was born in 1978(a year after the first Star Wars) so I was brought up watching them. I am in film school now because I grew up loving Star Wars, and other great films, so much. But slowly, everything I loved about star wars is being destroyed. George says its for Kids but many of us are those children who grew up with star wars being such a positive, influential factor in our lives. Ruining it now is ruining some people's childhood memories and what we all believed Star Wars to be. Explaining the force? It was supposed to be spiritual. Something only a few were capable of but that anyone could achieve if they tried hard enough. Stormtroopers are clones?That is the worst. Not recruits from all over the galaxy? Everyone knows each other? For anyone on the Star Wars crew, Star Wars originally was great because you felt like you were watching real space ships, real creatures, and real people. Hasn't anyone ever heard of film or lighting continuity? These movies look nothing alike and it seems they would have been actually cheaper to make by making them resemble the best movies ever...the originals!!!
1: Please... STOP USING ALL THIS COMPUTER Garbage!!!!!!!!! It does not look real!!!!!!! Puppets look real! Can you film makers not see that these CG things look fake??? The clones didn't even attack! They just came to help out it seemed.
2.Why does Padme fall off a moving ship, lay in pain, and then jump up and say she is fine?
3.Why does R2 push 3p0 off a ledge which would have destroyed him if 3p0 hadn't pulled a fake looking spider man move that he never could have done? Yah, the head switch thing looked pretty real to.
4. Worst death scenes and dialogue ever!!! (Except Spider-man)
5. Why give Anakin a dumb dumb dumb looking hand!!! Just give him the Vader glove would ya!!! Everyone would have loved it and it would have tied in.
6. Stop making the Star Wars universe smaller by having everyone know each other, and make stormtroopers fight the clones...not be the clones!!! Stormtroopers weren't all the same size and had different voices. Wasn't Han solo going to be a stormtrooper until he realized the empire was corrupt? Why is Fett's father a bounty hunter too? Dumb Dumb dumb!! Where's the mandalorian army? Where is Aldaran?
7. The trilogy should have been written so that Anakin was thought to have been killed by the end of Episode 2 and Obi-wan hides the kids. Then Episode 3 could have been all about Vader and the stormtroopers hunting down Jedi's and alien races. I guess we'll never get to see much more action from Darth Vader than we already have. 3p0 should also be gold by now. A 16 or 18 year gap between 3 and 4 is stupid. Should have been 10 years between each prequel and so only 10 b/w 3 and 4.
Please have Yoda kill DOOKOO in the dark cave on Degobah. Please have the rebel army from the start of A new Hope fight a battle with the STORMTROOPERS.
Sorry to complain. It did have some good scenes, but not many. The most important thing is that many people (and especially young kids) enjoyed this film but I think creating the look and feel of the originals would have pleased everyone. Please...Build some sets and masks. Nothing looks real anymore...or good!!! Why you movie makers can't see that I'll never understand.