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Rating: Null/10 (16 May 2002)

because it really really sucked. wow, this was a huge letdown. Hayden Christiansen was awkward and clumsy as the future Darth Vader, and Natilie Portman fared no better as Queen Amamamammama. The love scenes were hilariously bad, with some of the poorest writing this side of, well, Episode I. Slow, boring, and wholly unfulfilling, the film falls flat on its face, and resorts to a lightsaber-wielding Yoda in one unintentionally hilarious scene. The only actor who manages to salvage a little credibility is Ewan MacGregor, and not much at that. At two hours and forty mintues, this movie is a bloated, and uninvolving "epic" about people who don't even make the slightest emotional impact. Oh, and watch for the scene when "annie" skywalker's mother dies. it caused some of the biggest laughes in the entire movie theatre. George, let the trilogy rest in peace. Please.