Is this a joke?

Rating: 1/10 (5 February 2005)

Believe it or not, but I had never seen a Star Wars movie before! For some reason it all passed me by the first time round, but the other day I saw this one in the video shop and I thought, why not, I probably should give it a go for a change.
I couldn't believe my eyes. What a ridiculous load of trash! The only way I can make any sense of it is if this is some kind of children's project - you know, a film made for children, by children, with children as actors and so on. Please tell me that this is so!
Because, if this is for real, a serious attempt at movie making, I think I will have to go back to my own planet and wipe the whole sorry thing from my mind.
Yuck!