Disneyland with fighting!

Rating: Null/10 (22 June 2002)

This has some spoilers if you feel this movie can be any more spoiled.
Starwars Episode II is what happens when characters from Disneyland become so full of existential angst that they begin to fight each other. Can you control Queen/senator Amidala through 8 levels of side scrolling jumping and fighting in Dr. Dooku's creepy factory of death? (Jenkies!) Can you wave a saber of light clumsily around hoping to cut some things in half? Has it always been a dream of yours to see a 1950's short-order cook melded into a hyperreality where they give Jedi advice on really inane stuff? If your answer is yes to any of the following then you should find something to do because you must be incredibly bored with your life.
This galaxy is far-thankfully far-away where Jedi act as East German secret police, picking up people at random. Someone once asked me, `which is more powerful: Starwars or startrek?' My answer is simple, Starwars; because in Starwars, human beings -especially white people in the latter movies-rule the entire galaxy (this isn't to be meant as racist, just an observation). This being said you ask yourself: `what does such a elite society have to fight about?' They fight because they are bored most likely, to fill that abyss that is their existence. And they fill it with half-baked kung fu and swordplay-what a noble use for the force!
Cant wait for the third installment of these prequals that we are all mandated to see.