Choice eh Bro?

Rating: Null/10 (20 May 2002)

Nah stay at home with ya frund in the frudge!
I remember seeing Star Wars in 1977 at Aldershot in the UK when I was 9. My father thought is was going the be tripe but we were all amazed by not only only the special effects but a great story line.
Fast forward to 2002. Phantom Menace was just pulp. Attack of the Clones just cheese. New Zealand colby at that.
I cannot take this film seriously. I laughed through most of it.Who in their right mind would a) cast Kiwi actors, b) then allow them to keep their accents, c) finally clone them!
My boyhood sci-fi fantasies have been shattered! Not only was Darth Vader an impudent young rascal with a crush on a older woman but Bobba Fett is a Kiwi and it would seem that the legions of Stormtroopers are also
Come on George L ... this is a totally artificial, self-indulgent, factory style, production line movie made for the sake of filling in timetables and completing a story line that concluded over a decade ago.
2/10 (1 for the spaceships and 1 for the alien lesbian scene)