This movie truly sucked ass.

Rating: Null/10 (18 May 2002)

OK, so it wasn't as bad as Episode I, but what is? I can't believe all the things that sucked. The color. The dialogue. The pacing. The confused story. The non-acting.
I wasted two and a half hours just to see Yoda kick ass? That's the only thing I enjoyed. I wonder if Lucas asked everyone to act like robots so his CGI robots would look more real. Christopher Lee was the only one who actually ACTED and CHANGED FACIAL EXPRESSION in the whole movie? Did he just miss the memo that said, "Everything from starships to flying cars to actors movements will be CGI. Just stand there and don't worry about anything. Just read the script in a monotone."
And I'd ask questions about the missing plot, but who cares? It was just about one of the worst love stories I've ever seen and a bunch of washed out battle scenes.
I was told that the battle scene was good, but it looked almost cartoonish in its lack of color depth. Give Lucas some film and tell him to try it again. Digital, schmigital.