The steaming pile of diarrhoea Phantom Menace had after an all day Taco Bell binge

Rating: 1/10 (8 December 2019)

Just terriblely terrible. Also Anakin Skywalker is poorly acted,presented and most of the movie is a boring love story between him and Padmé. That's right. No you can't see the clone wars but you CAN see Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen flirt for 2 hours