An monstrous piece of rubbish

Rating: 1/10 (1 September 2002)

This is possibly the worst movie I have seen all year. Although I have enjoyed myself watching it. I mean the acting was truly amazing, but sadly in a wrong way. Anakin's acting was particularly bad.
The plotline about a recalcitrant adolescent was simply retarded. Also I couldn't care less if the senator and anakin liked eachother. And what's with this 8 jear old boy who can't get this woman off his mind??? Wasn't he a bit too ,excusez le mot, horny for his age??? Also anakin has no charisma whatsoever. You probably noticed that I really didn't like this guy.
Everything was wrong with this film. With the ridiculous title begins it...It was horribly boring. The story is weak throughout the whole movie. The chase in the beginning was laughable (the jogging lady) as was a lot of other stuff in this movie(yoda's fight). The music was incompatible with the daft acting, but did accidentaly add an element of comedy to the movie, which is a little plus for this otherwise atrocious movie. I would say that Episode II is a poorly directed clone of an old shakespeare-play, without the content and the wits of such a play and that it is a direct attack on my intellect and the intellect of many others who payed to see this movie.