Absolutely Horrible

Rating: 1/10 (27 May 2002)

I went into the movie today, knowing a couple of things. That Yoda was finally given a chance to show off his skills, that the C.G.I. would be incredible, and the story had a main focus on the relationship between Anakin and Padme. What I didn't know, is how horrible the dialogue was, how UTTERLY pitiful Hayden Christensen was, and that eye candy alone, is no longer good enough to make a movie enjoyable. I was completely and totally disgusted with this movie. I can say I actually enjoyed Episode 1 more, simply for the fight scene with Darth Maul. I will admit, C-3PO was very funny, and Count Dooku was a very good villain, but I simply cannot endorse a movie, where I feel absolutely nothing for any of the characters. I hope Mr. Hayden Christensen turns out better than this, and that George Lucas returns from whatever planet he's residing on, because it's sure not Earth. All I can say is, see it if you must, but I seem to have lost all faith in the Force!