Anakin should play sports

Rating: 5/10 (16 June 2011)

This film is all about urges, and the consequences of teenagers failing to resist them.
If Anakin had played some sport then he would have had less time to spend mooning over Natalie Portman and might have turned out a nice fella. Oh well.
This film is considerably better than The Phantom Menace, although that really isn't saying much. We are introduced to some more characters, although the CGI is quite annoying and detracts from enjoyment of the real actors. There is some plot, but nothing to get excited about. The highlight of the film is Christopher Lee's performance, and I was sad when his character failed to chop Yoda into little bits (although obviously I already knew that the irritating green fella would survive).
Again, one that fans of the original trilogy will find hugely disappointing.