bad script, bad acting, just plain bad

Rating: 1/10 (27 May 2002)

What a stinker! Anyone who liked this movie is either an idiot, or so blinded by their star wars obsession that they are in denial of the fact that George Lucas has ruined a pretty good adventure series. Why, George, why? What the hell happened to you, you used to be beautiful.
Where do I start with this movie? First of all, my 5 year old nephew could write a better script, i'm serious, with lines so cringe inducing you'll need a insulin shot just to get out of the theatre. Each scene is full of wooden acting, many of them seem like outtakes or just plain s***e. The action scenes are all boring and pointless, and they only reinforce my belief that CGI is killing movies. Rediculous scene is followed by rediculous scene, with creatures that make no sense anatomically and people doing the craziest feats even for so called "superhuman" Jedi, it's just plain silly. I didn't believe for a second that Christiansen would eventually become Darth Vader, maybe Vader's lacky boot licker, but that's about it.
Save your money, go see an indepenent movie instead.