only Yoda rules.......

Rating: Null/10 (1 August 2002)

Hmmmmmmmm.......Lucas a film-maker, shouldn't be. Yoda is cool, and the art deco buildings and speeders and some of the soundtrack are cool. That is all for positives. The story exists not. The dialogue......well let's just say that I haven't been that embarrassed by pathetic romantic banter since the abominable Titanic. Anakin is a wanker. Portman gets better and better through the film as she talks less, and wears less clothing. Unfortunately, she has no racque to speak of. Lucas rips me of with crappy dialogue and story......and then doesn't even have the decency to give me some worthwhile T&A to look at. Don't bother seeing it. 2/10.