numbed despite 3D

Rating: 3/10 (15 February 2012)

The ticket clerk offered me a free toy which I declined. I felt as embarrassed and idiotic as Jar Jar.
I ordered a *small* coffee figuring I would need a boost to get through this; fortunately they gave me a somewhat gigantic one.
I heard a couple of voices far behind me in the large theatre otherwise I was the only one there.
The application of any stars here at all are for the hard working tech folks and the great orchestral players not to mention the long-suffering extras in the grandstand and so on.
Did George Lucas actually write this script all by himself? At least he could have farmed out the comedy to someone, anyone. Shandling? Lewis? Larry David? How much did this film cost? Good Grief...
The only enjoyable element of this film was John Williams' piece of string writing at the very end of the closing credits.
Awright, I did my *duty* and saw the thing, yaaawwwnnnn......