Yeah, yeah

Rating: Null/10 (21 February 2000)

George Lucas reminds me of a classical molesting father. 22 years ago, he had a lot of children, and he gave them the dream, something they always wanted, fairy tale called "Star Wars". And then, he helped major studio companies to rape this kids with incredible amount of garbage that poured on the screen, while he himself always stayed on a distance from it. Now, 22 years later, his naive children still want to believe their father loves them. They are awaiting for new trilogy as little kids for the affection. They didn't notice that their father raped them again, this time himself, with Jar Jar Binks and little Jake Lloyd and whatever it is he put in the movie. They are in such a denial, that while some of them are so blind they pretend they loved the movie, others aren't dumb enough to do so, they pretend that this was a mistake, and next films are gonna correct it. Epsiode one was surrounded by so much hype, it's practically impossible to distinguish the movie itself. It's probably the average film, not too bad, not too good. The only question is, when exactly millions of funs will understand how violated they are and say good bye to this dream turned nightmare. *1/2