My God - this movie was worse then BattleStar Galactica!

Rating: 4/10 (5 October 2001)

This review contains no plot spoilers because there is no plot to spoil!
This film was actually worse then I feared it would be! I knew it couldn't live up to the first two Star Wars installments but to actually make the highly suspect "Return of the Jedi" appear like a sci fi classic is astonishing. The adjectives to best describe this film would be; purile, shallow, bland, pointless, dumb, annoying and pathetic. Why did Lucas make such an awful film - he has all the money he could ever need, he didn't need to cash in on the merchandise and the under six year olds market as ruthlessley as he attempted to do so here.
Finally I can not believe that this film has such a high average score - it really is a dreadful piece of cinema and I can only assume people have been blinded by their memories of the first two Star Wars films (which are as sensational as this is terrible).