I'm at a loss for words...

Rating: 1/10 (28 September 2006)

Wow. What was Lucas thinking? First off, the acting is wooden and boring, especially the kid who plays lil Darth Vader. I swear, they could have just painted a face on a plank of wood and stuck hair on top of it and it probably would've acted better. None of the other characters is even remotely interesting. And Jar Jar Poopforbrains was a waste of time and brain cells. Darth Maul was a pointless villain who had about ten minutes of screen time.
The story of lil Vader's birth was disgusting, and an insult to all Christians at best. (I know there was a lot of that in the originals, but it was more subtle.) I almost puked when she claimed she was "immaculately conceived". Please. Let's refrain from insulting Jesus and Mary. Thanks.
The "love" scenes with Vader and Padme were so boring. Natalie Portman at least acted like she might've had feelings for 'Annie'. But as for him, he might as well have just not said anything. His lines were stupid and his acting (as I shall stress again) was the worst I've seen from a child actor in my entire life.
They seriously should have stuck with "Planky Mc-Two-by-Four" for 'Annie'. Or maybe they could've gotten Haley Joel Osment to play lil Vader at least. At least that kid can act. I really think that Lucas was just lazy and didn't care.
Laughable at best. 1 out of 10. (I'd give it a zero, but IMDb's too generous.)