Not very good

Rating: 2/10 (23 July 2004)

I never paid much attention to Star Wars and I was never a big fan of the films, but I did see the first three when I was a kid and again when I got older, and I still kind of liked them. But this addition to the series is nowhere near as good as the old films. First off, it's much more colorful, which I don't like, but maybe it's kind of fitting. Also, however, the acting, story, scene flow, and directing aren't near as well done as in the older films. There was hardly anything in the movie to keep me in my seat watching it. Most people hated the film, although it is impossible to rate this film without comparing it to the older films. Few people thought the film was okay, and even fewer loved it. The only people who did love this movie were small children and idiots who thought the androgynous Jar-Jar Binks character was clever, and die-hard Star Wars fans. Yet some big Star Wars fans hated it, because they didn't have to hypnotize themselves to convince their minds that this movie was actually good, and they actually liked it, because all Star Wars films are good, right? They just accepted the fact that this movie sucks.