If this weren't a Star Wars, I wouldn't've watched it

Rating: 3/10 (26 February 2003)

The one line summary is all i need. Lack of plot, lack of good acting, all except the lightsaber sequences, natalie portman and ewan mcgregor; horrible kiddy characters (i.e. jar jar binks) with useless roles, only for minor comic relief to audiences under the age of 7. The only character worthy of screen time (Darth Maul) ends up getting sliced in half. And in "The Empire Strikes Back" didn't Obi-Wan say he trained directly under Yoda? Well apparently, mistaken was George Lucas.