I'll let my comment speak for itself.

Rating: Null/10 (4 November 1999)

I'm sure you've heard everything there is to know about Star Wars, all its sequels, and its upcoming two new additions. We're all aware of such a big fan base surrounding the force. But does anyone realize that there are anti-Star Wars people out there? I hate it! I hate it! STOP going on and on and on and on about it ! My brain is about to explode.... It pollutes everything we see!!! You can't step on a bus, look at a bill board, walk into KFC or Burger King, watch TV, listen to the radio, look out your bedroom window, talk to your friends, talk to your enemies, visit your family, or even sling on your pants without seeing the bloody Episode One merchandise!!! Don't you see what they're doing?? They're zapping us with their little merchandising ray-guns, polluting our minds that one viewing is never enough May the force be with you???? WE'RE NEVER WITHOUT IT! Make these demons go away !!!! You're all powerless.... we must join a revolution, oh brothers and sisters! We WILL beat the force...sure, there will be some casualties....it took away some very good colleagues of mine...zapped their brains and made them queue hours and hours outside the movie theatre.... but.... we will succeed if we fight. START THE REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (P.S. The effects were pretty good.)