Coming from Star Wars Virgin (saw it before originals)

Rating: 2/10 (30 July 2001)

Alright, here goes; ONE: this movie was obviously meant for children but guess what? Children like `Cartoons' that's right just like The Mummy Returns, or whatever, too much concentration on an annoying little brat. TWO: Dear Hollywood, just because you have pretty picture scenery that's nice to stare at does not mean that you can forget about all else. THREE the whole idea of making a movie on the childhood of Dearth Vader was a good idea (just about the only) but for that there needs to be compelling character! As in, character development, as in Haley Joel Osment (the little guy would have been perfect). FOUR: all that was left after the movie was a feeling of coldness, which matched it very well. FIVE: it is not fair to have commercial merchandize in full swing before the d*** thing even comes out! SIX: I never really liked the original Sat Wars either, too cold. I give it two stars and they are for whoever drew up the lovely pictures for scenery that should have stayed two-dimensional! PS Jar Jar sucks, so many say ? He may have, I can't remember since every body else sucked as well did anyone actually LIKE this movie but a few brain melted kids?