The Biggest Turkey Ever!

Rating: 1/10 (26 May 1999)

I couldn't wait to see this movie, I was salivating over the commercials and trailers, I was giddy as I sat in my seat waiting for it to begin and then it did and I couldn't believe what I was seeing... it was HORRIBLE!!! This has got to be the worst movie I've seen at the theater in years. What's with all of these Star Wars marks? They all write things like "It's got flaws but so what" and "It's not meant to be great cinema" or "It was great except for all the stupid parts!" Jar Jar Binks was the worst character in any movie ever! The 'bad guy' trade federation guys had cheesy Chinese accents! What good is dialogue if you can't understand two words? Those CGI scenes were atrocious. I can watch the old Star Wars movies all day but I will never sit through this turkey again, it stinks no matter what you Star Wars freaks say.