Mesa wanna kill Jar Jar

Rating: 4/10 (27 December 2018)

I'm so mad i have to review this movie again cause the first one i did didn't get sent.
This movie is bad okay everyone knows how much hate it gets and i don't understand people who like this horrible movie it's boring and has bad pacing, the acting is also terrible, the characters are bland, the action is non existent and when it's there it's nothing special and Jar Jar.
POLITICS
I don't know why they choose to add politics in a star wars movie a movie that's promoted and directed towards kids.
The politics was so complex for me that i had to watch an twelve minute video of someone explaining it and i quit like half through cause i stopped caring.
The politics in this movie is the reason the pacing is so cancerous cause everytime there was dialogue in the movie people would just stand and talk or sit down and talk to give exposition and it almost made me sleep.
CHARACTERS
All of the characters are bad.
Qui gon is an uninteresting character who gets way to much screen time.
Anakin is also a bland character cause they fail to give him a decent character arc.
He has a decent backstory, decent desire and a villain who tries to stop him from achieving his desire he isn't developed but he dosen't need to be developed.
Anakin has a personality but the child actor can't act so he comes off as bland and also he dosen't change as a character but i will let that slide.
Obi-wan is also bad but he has barely any screen time so i won't talk about how bad he is.
No-one cares about Padme so we will talk about a character everyone hates including me Jar Jar Binks.
Jar Jar is clearly meant as a comic relief but people who worked on this movie thought that talking weird is funny and it's not funny at all.
I used to make some of my characters talk weird cause i wanted them to be funny... i was 8 when i did that.
I haven't watched all the other Star wars movie with an critical eye yet but i will say that this one probably will be the worst one for me (and then i watch the last jedi) they just fail to set-up the prequels.
VILLAIN
Darth Maul is a terrible Villain.
he barely says anything in this movie which is good and bad.
Good cause the screenplay is terrible and bad cause he dosen't get developed.
Don't get me wrong you can have a good character who barely says anything in the movie by showing how compelling the character is using visuals but they don't even do that.
Darth Maul is a pretty boring villain.
VERDICT
This movie had two goals.
To be an enjoyable movie and to set-up the prequels.
and it fails to achieve both of those tasks.
The prequel is about the protagonist Anakin and his relationship with the deuteragonist Obi-wan.
But they fail to develop the relationship with Obi-wan and Anakin they barely get screen time together and Obi-wan didn't even wan't to train the kid but he made a promise with Qui gon and he dosen't want to break that promise.
So i will just say that this is the worst Star Wars prequel ever made but we will see if The attack of the clones can even be a worse movie