Urrgh! someone kick George Lucas!!

Rating: 2/10 (1 April 2002)

oh no! i watched this movie in a star wars video session at home, immediately after watching the first (or the last, whatever) movies. i goddamn nearly puked (pardon the language, but it was 6 o'clock in the morning, and my defenses were pretty low). i found the dark saga of force and temptation, of bad against evil, torn apart to do something like...this. some kind of...disneyan thing with no plot at all, nearly no credibility in character (what?? that little runt is gonna be the meanest man of the universe?? COME ON!), and lets not mention that really annoying ugly fella (i deliberatly forgot his name) who was there SO obviously to please the little 'uns...that's why the only person i know who liked the movie is my cousin of eleven years. less box office thinking, mr. lucas, you already have enough money.(but i really fear that the other ones are not going to be better).