The Force Ain't With It.

Rating: 3/10 (21 May 1999)

How can I begin to express my dissatisfaction with this total waste of *everyone's* talent?! You know the phrase, "too many cooks"? well, this is the example you can use: it took 10,000 people to make this mess, and all Lucas seemed to get out of it is a 20 minute ad for his Pod racing games sandwiched between many really bad Ewok memories (meaning marketing, kids). And what is this Ani Skywalker immaculate conception ("there was no father")? And these symbiotic aliens that give Jedi their power? Why introduce this garbage into the mythology? I'm sure I could go on longer--but not today. Maybe you can buy me a drink and we'll trash it together. Stick with the KFC/Taco Bell/Pizza Hut commercials which are infinitely more entertaining.