Boooooooooring...

Rating: 3/10 (11 November 2005)

When I first saw this movie, I was fascinate. Hear the STAR WARS theme at the beginning, see the NEW story coming... WOW! But then, the story comes. And George Lucas start to do the wrong things.
Who could believe that DARTH VADER (young Anakin) created C3PO? Or that he became friend of R2D2? Jar-Jar Binks. The worst character ever made. So stupid.
The action scenes? Well, some shooting scenes, not so good. The droids looks like Donald Duck's droids. Oh, and they are funny. They made jokes and are stupids, who cares? Anakin as a child. Why a child? Oh, to show that even as a child, he has a lot of the FORCE THING. So he will be the first to be training in that conditions...
The Padme costumes became famous over the world. For me, that was just marketing. Maybe she have time to prepare her as a clown (sorry, but some costumes are ridiculous for me). She was always busy, but always wearing different costumes. How? The final battle. Oh my, young Anakin kills the battleship by mistake (with a little help from a friend - R2D2). YES! HE'S THE ONE! And then we have Darth Maul. A Sith that hate Jedis. Only in the Episode III that I realize that we have Jedis AND Siths. In Episode I, I though that Sith was a race.
Oh, and how to forget the most clichÃ© scene ever made in Star Wars series? Windu asking Yoda: "Sith are always two: master and apprentice. Which one we kill?". OOOOH! WE GOING TO FIND THIS IN THE EPISODE II!! Sorry, George. Maybe if you received some help to developed the stories for I, II and III, the result could be better. Oh, and maybe you can try to stop directing... definitely it isn't your beach.