Be warned!

Rating: 1/10 (19 March 2012)

When Lucas brings out a "Smell-O-Vision" version of Star Wars approx. in 2024 everybody will realize that this movie stinks. Before than, you can watch this p.o.s in 3D, Wow! It's the same disaster as is was 1999 except it has more "depth", at least concerning the pictures, not the plot of course. But if you show a really one-dimensional plot in 3D you don't give it more dimensions, you just multiply the misery three times.
I wished they would have made a director's cut instead, done by a director who knows what he's doing, what rules out George Lucas automatically, and cut out the scenes which ruined Star Wars forever. For instance, any scene with 'lil Vader aka "Annie" or any scene with the Medi-Clitorians, who make women pregnant without having any sex in the "usual" way, but just by the "force" (this is not meant as a rape joke!)
Oh boy, will Lucas ever stop to prove what everyone already knows? His story telling skills are that of a 8 year old, without external help, like he had massively during the first "more funny" movies, his stories are an incoherent mess of BS. Lucas, now, with the help of some dark forces, has become so rich and blinkered with a lot of imperial affectations, that nobody dares to tell him the truth (He is no Spielberg).
Be warned! Watching The Phantom Menace or any other of the first episodes in 3D will burn this painfully experience even deeper into your brain. It took me almost 13 years to get over this movie and to be able to enjoy the real ones again.