Just another pointless show

Rating: 1/10 (26 October 2000)

Oh wow, the trade federation has problems, now let me think, is there any reason to start a war with a worthless planet called Naboo (dumb name). I mean, the empire has better things to do like explore the galaxy and find something new to do. The emotional acting was so hopelessly implemented, and I don't know why there are no battleships, only these tine wenee little fighters. That space station was so big and fired so many lasers, I expected the rebellion to be rebelling against itself based on command, and it launched a countless amount of Droid Fighters, it launched and absoloute armada, and 1 little fighter manages to get thru, thats ridiculously impossible. All I saw was green and red lights flying around, my friends were amazed but I was thinking i've seen better, in future their are knights? the force is so stupid, they could have used the force till everyone was dead! but noooo. no big ships, real failure there, no big guns, no rocket launchers or laser machine gun, just puny little pistols, hopeless... i've seen old shows kick this movie, Alien was an absoloute hit, much better than Star Wars, First Contact was heaps good, anything could do better than Star Wars, even a child's imagination.