10 outta 10 baby

Rating: 6/10 (2 August 2018)

No doubt about it, Star Wars: Episode 1 is a cinematic masterpiece. This film will live on as one of the most important/influential pieces of art of our time. I can't help but cry as little Annie wins the pod race and is freed from his life as a slave. The depth of the characters such as Jar Jar Binks, Captain Pancake, Boss Nass etc... these characters are so freakin deep that they reach the center of the earth! This film perfectly compliments and is a powerful addition to the previous films.
I can't say enough about this film! The music, sword fights, acting, sound design,, the list could go on. This film is perfect in everyway. Some people seem to think that characters such as the beloved Jar Jar are annoying. These people (to put it simply) are wrong, because they are. Answer me this, did you not laugh when Binks boi stumbled around like an idiot? When Jar Jar steps in the pile of $h*t? When Qui Go grabs Jar Jar's tongue and is all like don't do that again and it's just like hahadjahgauahhshahha. I mean come on!? George Lucas' humour is ON POINT. Anyways... that's all I got to say about that.