Return of the Jedi was bad enough

Rating: 1/10 (19 June 2002)

1/10
There might be some spoilers, I said "might".

I said "might".

Miiiiiiiiight.

OK, I'll start.
Well, Jar Jar Stinks. This highly annoying character is not only an unfunny comic relief, he's an insult to Star Wars humor as well. I mean, in the first films, C3PO the Droid was the comic relief. He was funny. Why? He was intelligent, when he was threatened he woudl have witty one-liners, he had funny lines when he was letting R2-D2 rot and malfunction on Tatoonie in the first film. "Fine. Malfunction out there." Jar-Jar would only appeal to anyone under age 10. He acts clumsy, his attempts at slapstick look like rejected ideas from Home Alone 3, and his lines are some of the dumbest @ss-$hit I have heard in a long time, @ss-$hit such as "Exqueeze me," and "Humph! How wude!" insulted my mind. All I have to say to Jar-Jar: "Woid to vu mutha!"
Character development is non-existent.
Plot is non-existent.
Plus, they turned the Mystery of Star Wars and and gave it away.
The actors look bored.
The CGI effects make the effects in Bad Taste look like The Matrix.
I only narrowed it down to this because if I posted it all here, it would break the 1,000 word limit.
PS: May the farce be with you.