Why?

Rating: 2/10 (8 October 2007)

Star Wars: Episode I- The Phantom Menace is like watching a infant being slaughtered before your eyes. What was once a beautiful thing...now mutilated. Why George Lucas would release this horror upon the U.S. is still unknown, but one thing is certain, it shouldn't have happened. I purpose an immediate removal of all remaining prints to be seized and burned. This abomination of a movie deserves 2 stars if only because the "acting" is comical. Seriously, I laughed my ass off watching this pile of garbage. It has to be more comical than any movie I've seen in the past couple years (Besides Star Wars Ep. 2-3...those were a riot!). Bottom Line: Don't watch this movie, yes, even you have some strange fascination about men with glowing sticks, avoid at all costs. It's a trap!