The Worst Star Wars Movie

Rating: 3/10 (14 June 2016)

Oh my gosh I hate this movie so much. For all of the 3 people out there who are lucky enough not to have seen this god awful movie, let me fill you in. We have a Star Wars movie that heavily focuses on weak characters and political crap that even an adult can barely follow or comprehend. You got that right. A Star Wars movie is heavily focused on political stuff. WHY?! Believe it or not, that's not even the movie's biggest problem. What is the biggest problem you may ask? JAR JAR BINKS. Oh my gosh I hate Jar Jar so much! The CGI on him is awful, his voice is ear-grading, he does nothing but constantly get himself and others into trouble or get makes really painful juvenile jokes! Speaking of which, none of the characters are likable except for Obi-Wan Kenobi, Darth Maul and maybe Qui-Gon Jinn which I'll get to later. Yeah, even Anakin is a terrible character. He's whiny, disrespectful, obnoxious and bratty. Okay, it is cool that he can fly a podracer and make droids but we can't focus on the good aspects of his character when all he does in be a brat. The only time it's justified is when he leaves his mother to be a slave. Also, the whole midichlorian thing really angered me for reasons that are honestly kind of hard to explain so I won't get into it. However, I don't think this movie is all terrible. There are some good and even great aspects of this movie. One is the action scenes. The lightsaber duels are much better here than they are in the original trilogy. The second one is the funeral scene. Surprisingly, it's a very serious scene and the emotional stakes are very high. Third, the score is amazing and Duel of the Fates is one of the best pieces of music ever written. Speaking of Duel of the Fates, the battle between Obi-Wan, Qui- Gon and Darth Maul was amazing. Overall, this is the worst Star Wars movie.