All right, enough is enough!

Rating: 3/10 (19 February 2000)

Okay, I'll admit it - I gave into the hype. I stood in line for four straight hours in order to get tickets opening day. I should have known better; I wasn't even a huge fan of the original three films. But GEEZ! Couldn't Mr. Lucas, producer of the great Indiana Jones entities among other things have come up with something BETTER??? I mean, R2D2 and C3PO had NO place in this film. They were just there to appease certain Pez candy dispenser collecting freaks in the audience (you know who you are). The costumes were not clever, though one could tell they were trying so desperately to be. I'll admit the special effects and sound were good, but there simply were too many special effects and not enough substance!
Believe it or not, I though Jar Jar Binks was perhaps the most entertaining creature in the film, even though his "how rude" saying annoyed me; especially after Stephanie Tanner so vastly over-used it in the Full House television show.