I Have A Bad Feeling About This!

Rating: 1/10 (12 September 1999)

After seeing the Midnight opening night screening at Highpoint Melbourne Australia I wished I Had not.
I really wanted this movie to blow me away, but unfortunalty that non comic relief Binks ruined the movie of what it once was a Drama filled Starwars saga. Since Jedi Lucas has taken a backwards step in his movie making. This disney Crap of CGI in Phantom just hits rock bottom. Even though Binks had a big roll in Destroying this film, it is full of ditches and pot holes. I am not even going to bother explaining all of these. I will summarise
1: Binks stinks ( heads the List)
2: Viceroy Speech was really bad.
3: Boss Nass and his Slobbering ( How Silly)
4: Big Fish not once but twice
5: Captain Panaka - We will be Siting Ducks
6: Annie Skyawlker - Oppps every five Minutes, Happy go Lucky Pilot
7: Pod Racing two headed fools.
8: Jabba and that lovely sound when he starts the Pod Race
9: Not enough Sith even if there is only a Master and an Apprentice
10: The stupid Parade
11: Battle driods (Roger Roger) Useless Sticks.
12: Saber duel on Tatooine was filmed to close
13: Space Battle was a huge dissapointment no excitment
If EP2 is similar to EP1 in comic relief EP3 will be Viewed on video at someone else's house so my Electricity is not wasted.
Considering George lucas's Tendency to Incorporate video game elements into his movies, I think there may be a scene in the next movie, involving Jar Jar, and resembling some sort of platform game... possibly "Bobble Bubble".
* out of ***** and thats for the Maul/Obi-Wan duel which was the best Bit.