Pimple on the butt of society

Rating: Null/10 (20 January 2001)

I don't need to watch this movie to know it sucks. Anything remotely related to Star Wars is incredibly boring and about as much fun as removing your own kidney with a blunt steak knife. It's just a show for little boys (or older boys who haven't grown up yet as is so often the case) who are impressed by light sabres and lasers and other such pathetic imaginary weapons. If I were given a choice between death and a Star Wars marathon, the former would be a shoe-in.