I want the guys in the white plastic suits back

Rating: Null/10 (22 May 2002)

First of all, I'm a traditional American who doesn't really go for all this space hocus pocus. That Star Track with Dr. Spock and Mr. Kirk really doesn't appeal to me either. I'm a good, god-fearing citizen who enjoys a cold beer and a
hotdog as much as I would racing around in some stupid pod racer with a bunch of green men. I really didn't see how this story fit at all into the Star Wars saga. What ever happened to Luke? Did he just dissapear in this film or what? Also, I want the hoards of plastic-suited guys back. They were so cool when they
marched around and zapped people. I haven't seen anything as rediculous as
that since the time we had a tennis tournament on the deck of the U.S.S.
Enterprise. We lost like 10 sleeves of ball in the damn ocean before we decided just to kick back and enjoy some burgers and sodas. Yea, those were the
days...I want Bob Solo and Dark Veder back..