Soilage In The Pant.

Rating: 1/10 (26 August 2008)

I feel sick. I feel nauseous. I feel diarrhoea coming on.
Toilet time, indeed. Menace time once more. Phantom Toilet time.
Vomit on the screen. Menace to my spleen. Phantom Menace indeed.
Sickness in the gut. Soilage in my pant. Phantom Menace, indeed.
Lucas on the brain. Awful once again. Soilage in my pant.
Shocking legacy. Star Wars heresy. Soilage in the pant.
Nausea on the brain. Awful time again. Star Wars in the pants.
Nightmare toilet time. Cinematic crime. Soilage soilage soilage in the pant.
Menace to my mind. Better watch it blind. Soilage soilage soilage in the pant.