Into the Abyss of Substancelessness

Rating: 1/10 (20 May 2013)

Apparently, as I am not under 32 and super hot, I would not be permitted to board the Starship enterprise. Gratuitous. Ridiculous. Formulaic to a T. He's the rough and tumble good looking guy with no respect for authority. A regular maverick. But the world would not survive without his total awesomeness. Blah, blah, blah. He even saved the day when his vital signs were off the charts, or whatever the heck that translates into. Someone just fed me two hours of bullshit and expected me to buy into it. This movie is little more than a series of action scenes, feebly linked together with vapid plot and weak character development. It does manage to upstage the first film marginally, at least (as I find opening with childbirth and Kid Rock music, which I am willing to bet money no one is listening to in 300 years, unforgivable). Seriously.