q help us

Rating: 1/10 (9 May 2013)

this review definitely contains spoilers!!!

we park the enterprise at the bottom of the sea (awful) - we stop a volcanic eruption floating on hot lava (awful) - we design our ships (awful) all those pipes (awful) - the earth is a dark, dull and rotten place (awful) - captain pike miraculously recovers just to get killed (awful) - the clingons look (awful) the new bathlets (awful) - we battle at warp speed, collapse, and are orbiting... - earth (awful) - and quite a coincidence! - the whole of starfleet academy watch two friendly ships battle (awful) - in orbit (awful) - surprise! one of them goes down (awful) everyone unprepared (awful) - i think the story ends here, not that it matters

where is the science fiction in it? i'm outta here...