The title was at least honest..

Rating: 1/10 (21 May 2013)

But who knew it meant plot holes you could throw a planet through? A reboot means fresh ideas in a movie, not a recycled pastiche of earlier stories and dumb action flick. To say it was written by monkeys insults monkeys and implies it was actually written. Waste of money unless you want to see escapism without any brains involved. I don't hate action movies with a blatant disregard for physics, but some consistency is asked for. But makes whooshes in a vacuum for drama is one thing. What is apparently a dead stop somewhere near the moon all of a sudden is a free fall descent like a rock dropped over SF isn't credible to a 2 year old child and a waste of my money. A terrible mess and I'm sorry our society now accepts polished turds as actual entertainment worth money. I went to a matinée and am embarrassed I spent the money for it. Not even worth trying to make any sort of argument over, for or against. That implies value of,which there is none here. The emperor had no clothes.