Star Dreck The Banal Frontier

Rating: 1/10 (4 August 2013)

What are the folks at Paramount smoking?! They must have been flying high on Crack the day they hired that 5th Rate writing hack J.J Abrams. The Franchise WAS NOT in trouble due to lack of interest the way so many pathological liars claim! Nor was the Original nor the The Next Generation out of ideas! To make such a farcical claim JUST because the writers THEY CHOSE couldn't come up with anything original is completely disingenuous! There ARE THOUSANDS OF IDEAS STILL WITHIN THE ORIGINAL AND THE NEXT GEN! It just takes a Truly imaginative and talented Writer to (ahem) demonstrate this. MAGIC BLOOD?! LOL!! I guess Abrams forgot half-way through this drivel that he was ATTEMPTING to write a Star Trek movie and wandered into a Harry Potter one. And the characters?! Talk about awful! They STINK! They are bereft of life! They have about as much personality as a piece of cardboard. Those loving these toxic waste-dump movies are the sort who enjoy watching movies in a vegetative state. I will hope and pray that the morons at Paramount will not allow Abrams ANYWHERE near Star Trek in the future. Oh and wanting Star Trek to respect the integrity and vision of Gene Roddenberry hardly makes us Real Trekkies "Purists" as one jerk called us. It makes us Loyal! Which is what these fly-by-night fans of these toxic waste-dump movies DON'T HAVE! Anytime they want me to prove them wrong and That I'm right! BRING IT! Of course I will have several demands. I also bet I could get ALL of the original Next Gen Cast to come back in some capacity or other. TOO OLD?! GO TO HADES! Only an incompetent unimaginative half-wit would be unable to use their age and fitness level to their advantage....................? Also I noticed something interesting about the bulk of those WAY OVERSELLING HOW "GREAT THE MOVIE WAS" is that they sound a LOT alike! I strongly suspect that MOST of these so-called "Independent Reviews" were in FACT ALL WRITTEN BY THE SAME PERSON USING DIFFERENT SIGN-ONS! Typical of the type of trick studios use to promote a movie that WAS NOTHING BUT A DISGUSTING WASTE OF FILM FROM BEGINNING TO END! The Sooner Abrams leaves the better! Let him go destroy some other franchise! And his employees can then write all sorts of hilariously over-the-top reviews for those movies instead! LOL!