Star Trek: Into Cr*pness!

Rating: 1/10 (17 May 2013)

What a mess. Chases, jumps, explosions, more jumps, terrorism, deaths, resurrections, more explosions, microwaved reheated old enemies, old scenes, clichéd starship battles, reversals of old scenes, demotions, promotions, bikini-xploitation scenes, 9/11 exploitation scenes.
Designed by cynical marketing auto-writing bots for the OCD-suffering crowds apparently.
But: no trek, no mystery, no humanity, no thrill, no wonder, no pacing, no build up of tension, no suspense, no originality, no character development...
Star Wars fans:
Brace yourselves for your turn. The JJAbramsgernot is coming for you...